See, here’s the problem with the bags (both plastic and reusable) – they don’t keep the odor in. That’s why you need a ziploc or something of that effect, like Fantasy said. For the big jobs, use space bags. Not only do they seal, but you could even vacuum out the air…if it’s ummmm…solid enough.

The sentiment behind your poster was nice, but it will have zero influence on the behavior of the psychotic bull-dyke piss ‘n’ shit freaks who’ve infested your ladies’ rooms.

The thing is, the gals you’re after don’t wear signs on their backs stating, “I shit on toilet seats.”

No, they look and act just like everyone else when they’re out at the sinks, primping, plucking, and fussing in the mirror.

It’s only when they get behind closed stall doors, that they let their hair hang down, so to speak.

There’s only one way to stop them.

Call the feds. Demand to get a team of crack I.B.S. agents deployed to your building, immediately.

Before you dismiss the idea as being too far-fetched, consider this: if it hadn’t been for the gritty grunt work performed by the I.B.S., both Al Capone and Larry Craig would still be haunting the stalls of our minds.

Work with the agent in charge to see that the I.B.S. agents are in-stalled in the key trouble spots within the hell zone.

Local law enforcement can be used to secure the perimeter. Be sure to have extra cleaning staff on stand-by. When the shit goes down, it could get messy.