Comments on: A disgrace to all other encyclopedias of action figures

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 09:21:51 +0000

Sure, if you’re talking about the bastardized cartoon and not the original comics, in which he was the rat pet of a martial artist.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 06:56:40 +0000

Late 20s female checking in, have to say I think that including Master Splinter as the “Rat Enemy” is a major fail. Only watched the cartoon series, just loved that theme song, don’t remember much but Splinter was far from the Rat enemy. I think he was a martial artist who was turned into a rat by the same stuff which changed the turtles, and ended up being the one to train them.

By: Bald Outing

Bald Outing — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 01:32:16 +0000

that “first of all” part is just aggressive..no passivity there…

By: Alice

Alice — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 01:28:22 +0000

Hey I’m a 28 yr old girl and I never ever missed a tmnt episode! I was so exicted when they came back a few years ago because I could impress my 9 yr old buddy with my encyclopedic knowledge of the show. I gave him my original movies (on VHS) and we even went to see the new movie together when it came out! (Donatello was (and still is) my favorite!) And I remember the arcade game ROCKED!

By: KatieMB

KatieMB — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 12:44:10 +0000

I see growth there, mister!

By: Turtle Vagina

Turtle Vagina — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:23:36 +0000

I bought my action figures with my allowance money. Leonardo was my favorite because of his katana. I watched the cartoon. Me loves TMTT – me have vagina!

By: noah

noah — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:43:24 +0000

I don’t get what’s fake about this. Just because it’s sent by Onion employees? They’re right. It’s real.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:24:52 +0000

Ironically, I know the owner of Tomart. Really.

By: clumber

clumber — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 08:13:03 +0000

swoon, bashfuls, hides…

By: aaa

aaa — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:51:51 +0000

I swore a few times when I was a baby because I heard my parents swear. XD

By: Beanster

Beanster — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:51:39 +0000

riskatstake and i are burgle buddies.

pollywog.
nugatory.

By: Beanster

Beanster — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:45:18 +0000

mom thought “balogna in your slacks” was rude. i just got it a few months ago.

By: aaa

aaa — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:37:35 +0000

My parents took me to see the Batman movie Mask of the Phantasm when it came out in theaters. I was five at the time, and there was definitely implied sex in it. Of course, I totally didn’t pick up on it until I saw it again on one of the thousand HBO channels a year ago. XD

By: Beanster

Beanster — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:29:21 +0000

my mom wouldn’t let me watch the show.

true story. apparently land sharks (is that even the right show?) were too scary.

i was also not allowed to watch: batman, care bears, alladin, or animaniacs

i’m glad my mom got normal after the fifth child.