Two words: missing tarantula.
Mascara-borrowing roommate.
Just pathetic.
related: Just another picture to burn
The soul of lingerie
April 10th, 2009 · 111 comments
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Two words: missing tarantula.
Mascara-borrowing roommate.
Just pathetic.
related: Just another picture to burn
FILED UNDER: office · roommates · stealing
111 responses so far ↓
#1
TheOldSchool
Four words: Kerry’s on acid again.
Apr 10, 2009 at 7:28 pm rating: 1
#2
Wade
The first sign would have been more effective if “Find Me” had been written on the inside of the glass… backwards.
Apr 10, 2009 at 7:29 pm rating: 53
#3
anglophile
Men seldom make passes at girls who don’t wear mascara.
Apr 10, 2009 at 7:34 pm rating: 11
#4
Beanster
I don’t get the title.
Today being the day it is, I would totally do 2/3 of these things. I’d pass on the first because it would end up being me cleaning the lipstick off the glass and that sounds icky.
Apr 10, 2009 at 7:40 pm rating: 1
#5
anglophile
You know, I’m impressed with the author of the first note. There is no way I could have written that neatly while standing on a chair and constantly craning my neck to check that the tarantula wasn’t crawling up my back.
Apr 10, 2009 at 7:40 pm rating: 43
#6
TheOldSchool
“That was a lovely Easter dinner blessing, Grandpa. Now who’s ready for some tarantula salad with mascara dressing?”
Apr 10, 2009 at 7:41 pm rating: 13
#7
Bernd das Brot
Why would anyone want to replace salmon salad? Just the thought makes me shudder.
Apr 10, 2009 at 7:45 pm rating: 5
#8
Grimfool_Reluctant
I think the “lingerie” in the title was just a trick to get me to check out this ho-hum PAN entry.
And, you know what. IT WORKED.
It will ALWAYS work. Show me your panties, I’ll look. Just mention your panties, I’ll look. That’s just who I am.
Apr 10, 2009 at 7:58 pm rating: 3
#9
Grimfool_Reluctant
By the way, PAN goddess, I recognize the Dorothy Parker quote, but I hastily add . . . Dorothy Parker? Really?
Apr 10, 2009 at 8:50 pm rating: 1
#10
Regina
“Find it!” could be the genesis of the world’s best scavenger hunt. Here’s hoping.
Apr 10, 2009 at 9:24 pm rating: 1
#11
you suck at craigslist
Little known fact: “Find it, Keep it, Salmon Salad Replacement Fund” were actually the original lyrics to Daft Punk’s “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”.
Apr 11, 2009 at 12:09 am rating: 26
#12
Eldon Lingerie
When you install Speed Lingerie accessories onto your vehicle, you can barely see them unless you inspect them closely. Eldon Lingerie
Apr 11, 2009 at 2:41 am rating: 0
#13
Canthz_B
That “Find it!” regarding a tarantula (in bold red) makes me hear the theme music from the Mission Impossible TV series.
♫ dum-dum-dumdum, dum-dum-dumdum, dum-dum-dumdum, dum-dum-dumdum… ♫
Apr 11, 2009 at 3:17 am rating: 1
#14
secondsout
I look at that makeup case like I would look at an alien spaceship. I have no idea what that stuff is. It’s so nice to be a man.
Apr 11, 2009 at 3:18 am rating: 2
#15
Canthz_B
You really may want to reconsider your taste in cosmetics if you live with a make-up thief who only finds one item worth pilfering.
Apr 11, 2009 at 3:23 am rating: 7
#16
Juliet
That first picture is very effective if you are like me and find tarantulas a spooky housepet. *shudders*
I NEVER want to come home to that!
Apr 11, 2009 at 3:05 pm rating: 0
#17
'trina
Although I can see how aracnophobes might disagree
Apr 12, 2009 at 10:47 am rating: 1
#18
aaa
I have pet cockroaches. You have to be doing something stupid (i.e. leaving open the lid/putting them in an improperly secured enclosure) for your pet creepy-crawlies to escape.
Apr 12, 2009 at 10:24 pm rating: 1
#19
Bcteagirl
I actually think the tarantula wrote this note… tauntingly.. In blood.
Your roomate/dog/mother-in-law is now missing. Can you find it????
Apr 12, 2009 at 10:55 pm rating: 5
#20
Devika
The mascara-theft note is too funny. I can only imagine the borrower trying to sneak the mascara back into the bag before they’re caught…only to find…THE P-A NOTE OF DOOM! Also, impressive handwriting for such a small piece of paper.
Apr 14, 2009 at 10:51 am rating: 2
#21
bald outing
yeah the mascara note is too funny – i love when people get creative with note placement.
Apr 14, 2009 at 11:39 am rating: 1
#22
strongbadia7
Jesus H. Christ. If there was a tarantula in my apartment at all, let alone a missing one, I would move. I would probably leave most of my stuff behind in the race to get the fuck out of there as fast as I could.
Arachnids are not pets. Mammals are pets.
Apr 16, 2009 at 12:08 am rating: 0
#23
strongbadia7
HATE SPIDERS.
Apr 16, 2009 at 12:11 am rating: 0
#24
gharkin
Blossom Showers Agro Exports Pvt. is a manufacturer, supplier and exporter of Gherkins like Burr Gherkins, Acidic Gherkins, Cucumber Gherkins, Bottled Gherkins and Processed Gherkins etc. in India.
Dec 16, 2009 at 5:16 am rating: 0
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