Writes Jay in Miami Beach: “The woman who lives in Apt. 2, right next to the front door of the building, had such a stinky dog smell emanating from her apartment that you could smell it through the closed door.”
Presumably, she could hear everyone’s complaints through the closed door, too.
related: When you can’t blame the dog
95 responses so far ↓
#1
Quite Contrary
Does Dirty Lady #2 live with Dirty Lady #1 or does Dirty Lady #1 live in apartment #1? Whatever the answer is, I don’t want to live in this apartment building.
Apr 12, 2009 at 1:54 pm rating: 90
#2
r.m.
If she doesn’t care why did she write a note?
Apr 12, 2009 at 2:12 pm rating: 90
#3
mamason
I’ve been told that I’m a very dirty girl but it wasn’t a complaint.
Apr 12, 2009 at 2:16 pm rating: 90
#4
mamason
This would have been much more neighbor friendly had it been done using Comic Sans.
Apr 12, 2009 at 2:20 pm rating: 90
#5
Wade
Sounds like a pitch for the next Orbitz gum commercial.
Apr 12, 2009 at 2:21 pm rating: 90
#6
mamason
“I LOVE my dirty dog BAD smell.”
Um… I don’t think she has a dog.
Apr 12, 2009 at 2:26 pm rating: 90
#7
Icanseethroughyou
I schampooed MY schmelly Schnauzer.
Apr 12, 2009 at 2:38 pm rating: 90
#8
agatha christie
She might love her dirty dog smell, but I bet her landlord wouldn’t. Most rental places have some kind of agreement that if you’re going to be a tenant, you have to keep your apartment in some kind of hygienic non-smelly order.
Otherwise the health inspector comes in and it just causes a big debacle for everyone involved.
Apr 12, 2009 at 2:49 pm rating: 90
#9
CGP
i would be *so* tempted to add a ‘s to the end of dog.
Apr 12, 2009 at 2:51 pm rating: 90
#10
Regina
Reading that gave me a little tingle. Ohhh yeah, now tell momma about how you steal people’s food from the communal fridge…
Apr 12, 2009 at 2:51 pm rating: 90
#11
mamason
Don’t lie. You know you like it.
Apr 12, 2009 at 2:58 pm rating: 90
#12
cTo
holy god that is so gross
Apr 12, 2009 at 3:19 pm rating: 90
#13
Reeses Lover Lover
Wonder if the dog minds his owner’s smell…
Apr 12, 2009 at 3:26 pm rating: 90
#14
Jim (The Canuck One)
New from Chanel: Dirty Lady #2
For a girl who just doesn’t give a sh*t.
Apr 12, 2009 at 3:30 pm rating: 90
#15
A
She LOVES her dirty dog. Her dirty, dirty dog. She doesn’t care if it bothers you. Remember, she’s dirty too.
Reads like bestiality to me.
Apr 12, 2009 at 3:57 pm rating: 90
#16
Canthz_B
This sign replaced the one which read:
WARNING, Mental illness ahead!!
Apr 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm rating: 90
#17
Document
OT: Which post is the origin of the pink penis? I tried Googling it and got nothing.
Apr 12, 2009 at 5:38 pm rating: 90
#18
marlo
welp, now I’ve got Christina Aguilera stuck in my head.
Apr 12, 2009 at 6:25 pm rating: 90
#19
JuanRojas
I’m sure if all her neighbors puke on her doormat she’ll thank them for the lovely addition to the bad smell.
Apr 12, 2009 at 7:36 pm rating: 90
#20
MJWalrus
My favorite?
-The note is crinkled and has that “I just used it to wipe up a coffee ring off my computer desk” look.
-It’s slapped up on the door in an off-kilter, way too low position as if to say “I don’t even care about this note–bitches.”
Apr 12, 2009 at 7:43 pm rating: 90
#21
Geek Goddesss
And as you are reading the note, you look up, just a little bit, and see the peephole in the door. Although you can’t really see in through it, you notice that the amount of light shining through it has dimmed. And then you see the glint of an eyeball . . .
Apr 12, 2009 at 8:06 pm rating: 90
#22
TheOldSchool
I’ll bet it’s not the dog. It’s her pussy.
But I’m an eighth grader, so it’s OK for me to say that.
Apr 12, 2009 at 9:02 pm rating: 90
#23
Canthz_B
If you’re dirty and you know it post a sign,
If you’re dirty and you know it post a sign,
If you’ve got a filthy belly,
And your dog’s absurdly smelly,
If you’re dirty and you know it post a sign!
Apr 12, 2009 at 9:10 pm rating: 90
#24
aaa
Hasn’t Dirty Lady #2 heard that clichéd turn of phrase about how you can swing your arms around all you want as long as you don’t hit anybody?
Apr 12, 2009 at 10:27 pm rating: 90
#25
Chinchillazilla
All this dog/no dog confusion would have been averted if Dirty Lady #2 could just use a hyphen.
Hyphens have little to no effect on your putrid odor, so I don’t see why she didn’t.
Apr 12, 2009 at 10:40 pm rating: 90
#26
Julia
Anyone else really kinda want to know what this woman looks like, in order for her to not care what she smells like?
Apr 13, 2009 at 2:27 am rating: 90
#27
Mishee
Wow. 77 comments and not one mention of RunBarbara.
She is the first person who ran through MY mind when I read the note.
But I guess that’s just me.
Apr 13, 2009 at 9:37 am rating: 90
#28
claw71
That’s not a note, those are Randy Newman lyrics.
Apr 13, 2009 at 10:20 am rating: 90
#29
Monkey Speaks
Awww this reminds me of home. We lived in a no-pet apartment complex but EVERYONE had pets and all tenants respected the don’t ask don’t tell rule (even the management kind of followed it).
What sucked though is we could never yell at the crazy guy who lived above me who would “accidentally” dump kitty litter all over the stairs.
Yay Miami Beach Pet Owners!
Apr 13, 2009 at 1:01 pm rating: 90
#30
coffeebaby
the stinky woman didn’t write the note.
Apr 13, 2009 at 7:51 pm rating: 90
#31
randy
has anyone given thought to the fact that maybe she doesnt have a dog, but she uses that as an excuse to cover up her own stink?
Apr 14, 2009 at 10:52 am rating: 90
#32
Andy
Wait. It’s signed “Dirty Lady #2″.
Who is Dirty Lady #1?
I must know!
Apr 14, 2009 at 8:36 pm rating: 90
#33
oi!
Dirty dog, dirty dog, What she is doing to you?
Dirty dog, dirty dog it is not your fault.
she is making you cum
obviously she is not getting some
you may not be a sexy big hunk
but you do stink
It is not your fault, she loves your bad smell,
Dirty dog, dirty dog what she is doing to you
Apr 15, 2009 at 1:32 pm rating: 90
#34
me
Did anyone think to call an authority? A building super, the ASPCA?! This seems like signs of a classic animal hoarding situation. We’re used to treating the crazies like crazies. Instead of doing that, let’s take some action. The woman needs help and her animals are suffering terribly. Mocking notes are no help at all.
Apr 19, 2009 at 2:12 am rating: 90
#35 Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays…
[...] Dirty Lady #2 got an office [...]
Nov 15, 2009 at 8:02 pm rating: 90
#36
HugsandKisses101
Hahaha! She called herself #2….
Nov 15, 2009 at 10:16 pm rating: 90
#37
windy
aaah, thanks coffeebaby
Nov 16, 2009 at 4:39 am rating: 90
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