Your hamster died? Well, I can top that.

April 14th, 2009 · 124 comments

“I’m a server at a chain restaurant,” writes our anonymous submitter, “and we have a bulletin board in the back where people can trade shifts. Lately, people have been including (along with their phone number and shift information) sad stories about why you should choose their shift to pick up (instead of all the other ones that are available).” This one, though, might be the most shameless yet.

Please Pick-Up my Thursday March 26. I have to go to a lecture about the Holocaust.

related: It’s not a race (it’s a social construct)

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124 responses so far ↓

  • #1   El Justiciero

    Oh yeah? Well I have a meeting about Slavery Reparations, so suck on that.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 12:28 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   ClearlyDemented

      I have to go pick my grandfather up from a Japanese internment camp. (It’s a long story that involves a lazy inspector, a locked warehouse and cases of microwave popcorn.) But we’re so glad he’s coming home on Thursday between 10:00 and 8:00!

      Apr 14, 2009 at 2:28 pm   rating: 49  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Mishee™ bang

      My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it’s sort of a family crisis.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:04 pm   rating: 45  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Paisley bang

      I like the guilt and shame factor Meredith is going for. So if someone doesn’t take her shift they’re clearly in favor of the Holocaust.

      Well done. Gotta love the classic Jewish guilt trip tactic.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 6:07 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Natalie M. bang

      Poor Mishee…sounds like you’d be better off dead than go to work today. I’ll pick up your shift.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 7:23 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Mishee™ bang

    What Meredith really means is that she has her weekly Neo-Nazi Meeting with all the other skinheads.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 12:36 pm   rating: 54  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Bunnee

      But, their guest speaker is Charles Manson himself (via teleconference)! Shouldn’t that count for something?

      Apr 14, 2009 at 12:38 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Frank bang

    Would she rather someone to take her shift or go to the lecture for her?

    Apr 14, 2009 at 12:39 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Bunnee

    The horrible thing is, if you walked by that sign and glanced at it in passing, it looks like there is a Holocaust scheduled for Thursday, March 26.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 12:41 pm   rating: 83  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Mishee™ bang

      March 1933 – Dachau opens its doors.

      Sounds like you are on to something Bunnee!

      Apr 14, 2009 at 12:44 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Frank bang

      Or it looks like she has an appointment to be reprimanded for starting the Holocaust.

      Dammit Meredith. What did I tell you about being nice to the Jews? Now do you see what happened!
      Bad Meredith! Bad!

      Apr 14, 2009 at 12:44 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Andreas

      Which of course is ridiculous – since it’s been postponed to Saturday, March 28.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 12:44 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Nunavut Guy

      Uh sorry,it’s the 29th…..scheduling problems

      Apr 19, 2009 at 10:05 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Eric

    Bunnee,
    I was just about the say the same thing! I wonder if this is going to turn into one of those “I’m-only-alive-because -I-didn’t-go-to-work-that-day” Dateline pieces…

    Apr 14, 2009 at 12:43 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Frank bang

    I smell racially charged arguments on their way.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 12:44 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Mishee™ bang

      Not racial today Franks….

      Just religious epithets.

      You know… the usual for around here.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 12:51 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Mark bang

      That and fecal mist. Because you know that if you flush the toilet, fecal mist gets everywhere, even on your TOOTHBRUSH!

      Apr 14, 2009 at 12:59 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   Ti to the O bang

      Oh …uhmm wait, I thought you said “facial” Franks. :razz:

      Apr 14, 2009 at 1:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   mamason bang

      Frankie, that’s not racially charged arguments you smell… that was me. We had burritos for lunch. Sorry. :oops:

      Apr 14, 2009 at 2:29 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   mamason bang

      I thought epithets were those decorative shoulder do-hickeys that fancy European military men wear. :-?

      Apr 14, 2009 at 2:29 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   Frank bang

      I thought epithets meant a lack of interest, enthusiasm, or concern…

      Apr 14, 2009 at 2:33 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.7   claw71 bang

      No, an epithet is that thing that covers your windpipe when you swallow.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.8   mamason bang

      I thought your cock was the thing that covered my windpipe when I swallow.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:20 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.9   claw71 bang

      Sweetheart, unless you can detatch your jawbone I don’t think we’re going to get that far.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:32 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.10   Mishee™ bang

      I’ve seen mamason swallow a bunny whole.

      I think she can handle the jaw detachment.

      Apr 15, 2009 at 9:38 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Frank bang

    It’s not actually a lecture on the Holocaust. But if I say it’s for a lecture on the Holocaust it sounds less fun and more educational. It’s really an awards ceremony for the Hide and Go Seek Champion of the World award. My money is on Ann Frank for the grand prize winner.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 12:49 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Eric

      “Five dollars for a Diary? Put that back Anne!”

      Apr 14, 2009 at 12:52 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Mishee™ bang

      Ummm, Frankie, your ADD got the best of you when you read that book.

      You really should’ve finished it.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 12:52 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   Frank bang

      The point is not that she was found. The point is it was super hard to find her.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 12:56 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   EdgeWaterHotelSeattle

    Great, thanks for the announce

    Apr 14, 2009 at 12:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   warinthepocket

    Personally, I think Americans should be very enthusiastic about the new Holocaust Diet. After Meredith attends, she can help add (or remove/mix) options from this chain’s menu.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 12:57 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Andy

    “Please pick my Thursday, March 26

    I need to go to my Grandmother’s talk on her survival through the Holocaust.”

    Topped.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 1:07 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   warinthepocket

      Please pick my Thursday, March 26

      I have cancer and have to attend a chemo session, followed up by my Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and seeing my shrink.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 2:45 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   claw71 bang

      Please pick my Thrusday, March 26!

      I’ll let you smoke a bowl with me out behind the dumpster.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Reeses Lover Lover

      Please pick up my Thursday March 26 shift because I just don’t want to fucking work.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:48 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   oi!

      Please take my Tuesday March 26 I have to go a lecture about a PAN worthy notes.
      see how I fail w/o colored writings, smiles, xxoo and mention of Jesus.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   mamason bang

      I’m really starting to love oi! :-)

      Apr 14, 2009 at 5:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.6   mamason bang

      Colored writings?

      Oh, like “Uncle Tom’s Cabin”.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 5:53 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.7   oi!

      to mamason,
      That reference to UTC is FD :).

      Apr 14, 2009 at 6:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.8   oi!

      Love u too mama,

      Apr 14, 2009 at 7:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.9   mamason bang

      Thanks, oi! ;-)

      Apr 14, 2009 at 7:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   GhostWriter bang

    To be fair, 850 is more like a tragedy, rather than a holocaust.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   claw71 bang

      I think 850 is the actual number, you know, before those zionists Jew-loving bastards rewrote the history books to make Hitler look bad.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:24 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Reeses Lover Lover

      Had to go for the genocide sympathy angle, dontchaknow…

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   C

    Well, sure, anything can sound bad if you hand-write it in BOLD.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   claw71 bang

      Let’s see about that:

      Please pick up my Tuesday March 26

      I have to go to a hotel for a Baby Shower. 850

      Yep. Good call.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:26 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Brunogirl

      Baby Shower so tops the Holocaust. Those games with toilet paper, little cucumbers sandwiches without crusts… the horror.

      *shudder*

      You should be happy you have to work.

      Apr 15, 2009 at 9:25 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   DearJane

      If you’re told to go to a baby shower that’s being held at a hotel, it’s probably not a shower, it’s your intervention….

      Apr 15, 2009 at 10:13 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   anglophile bang

      Oddly, it just so happens I’ve had to work every time one of my cousins had a baby shower. I’ve just been unlucky, I guess. Darn it!

      Apr 15, 2009 at 10:18 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Woman on the Verge bang

    Meredith would have had much better luck getting someone to take her shift if she had made her sign on her computer, replete with large font, misplaced punctuation and, of course, clipart of a pink swastika and gas masks.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 1:15 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Canthz_B bang

      She couldn’t…Nazi sympathizers burglarized (burgled?) her apartment recently and they got her computer.
      That’s why she’s going to the lecture. Imagine, after years of ignoring Grandpa Abe’s concentration camp horror stories, coming home to swastikas spray-painted all over her apartment!!

      Apr 14, 2009 at 8:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   amy d bang

    I see that Meredith wrote this on the back of a flyer. If only I could read what was on the other side, the real reason that Meredith wants this day off might be revealed.

    On the other hand, even though the tag says Massachusetts, Google says 850 is a Florida area code. Spring Break?

    Apr 14, 2009 at 1:31 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   theotherchris

      850 is the area code for Tallahassee, FL.

      Apr 15, 2009 at 1:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Jall-apeno

    Well, the chain is actually called Goldstein’s Bagelry – “Now in more than 15 states – Oy Vey!” and was founded by Rubin and Gayora, both survivors of the holocaust. Their son David now runs it and he is looking to take it nationwide.

    Along comes Meredith, she’s ambitious and wants to get to the top of Goldstein’s one day so she pulls this fast one and is guaranteed a win:

    1- David sees that she is sensitive to the plight of ‘his people’ so she gets bumped up a notch in his eyes,moving ever closer to ‘Shift Leader’ and her ultimate role, the coveted ‘Head Waitress’ position.

    2- If no one takes the shift for her he’ll give her the day off regardless. He’ll then show up and do her job while shaking his head and sighing heavily, expressing his deep, deep disappointment in his other staff.

    So Meredith kills 2 birds with one stone: she moves up the ladder and is guaranteed to get the day off allowing her to hit the girls weekend in Vegas. Kudos to you Meredith, kudos to you.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 1:32 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   zenvelo

    do they even believe in the Holocaust in area code 850? That may be Florida, but some view it as Southern Alabama….

    Apr 14, 2009 at 1:34 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   GoldenHomie

    I can’t help it… I have to make this joke despite everything telling me not to:

    Those massacred jews were fucking delicious!

    Apr 14, 2009 at 1:49 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Melanie

      wow.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 2:21 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   Mishee™ bang

      Double wow.

      Did someone Triple-Dog-Dare you to say that one or something?

      Wow.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 2:48 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   claw71 bang

      That’s not Kosher.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 2:56 pm   rating: 32  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.4   Ti to the O bang

      Did you get the leavened or un-leavened Jew?

      Apr 14, 2009 at 3:51 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.5   mamason bang

      Well, it is passover.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.6   mamason bang

      I feel gassy…

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.7   Bunnee

      Golden, you should have listened to everything…

      Apr 14, 2009 at 6:05 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.8   aaa

      Unfortunately, human isn’t kosher. I got thrown out of a Passover shindig for bringing fried human appretizers. :/

      Apr 14, 2009 at 7:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.9   Canthz_B bang

      How could they be delicious…they were over-cooked in all of the footage and stills (stiffs) I’ve ever seen.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 8:39 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.10   Meesh

      And what little meat they have is very tough and gristley. Now Samoans, on the other hand, them’s good eating!!

      Apr 15, 2009 at 8:44 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.11   anglophile bang

      I agree, Meesh. I love the coconut/caramel combination!

      Oh, wait.

      Apr 15, 2009 at 9:15 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.12   mamason bang

      Aren’t Samoans Girl Scout cookies? Those are good!

      Oh, wait…

      Apr 15, 2009 at 1:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.13   mamason bang

      And Jews aren’t tough and gristley these days. They’re tender and meaty… like buttah.

      *can’t believe we’re joking about eating people… and not in the good way*

      Apr 15, 2009 at 1:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.14   anglophile bang

      You thought my joke needed tweaking, mama?

      :cry:

      Apr 15, 2009 at 2:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.15   mamason bang

      No, (((Glo)))! I’m just really stupid and slow. :oops:

      Apr 15, 2009 at 2:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.16   oi!

      TO # 17.13
      Wonder those antibacterial hand wash are kosher?
      oh I dont imply anything here.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placentophagy

      Apr 15, 2009 at 2:23 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Gunderson105

    Silly people. She’s asking for a Pick-up to drive people to the holocaust. The restaurant needs to lay some people off, and they save on unemployment insurance if the workers just ‘disappear’.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 1:57 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Ti to the O bang

    “Please pick up my shift I have to go pick up my nan. She is a baby harp seal visiting from Greenland.”

    Apr 14, 2009 at 2:41 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   claw71 bang

      That nan was fucking delicious.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 2:56 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   mamason bang

      She thought they meant something completely different when they invited her to go clubbing.

      She’s recovering quite nicely from the head trauma, thank you.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 3:05 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   claw71 bang

    I used to hate the cold, callous way big corporations would schedule us peons. Generally the manager writes up the schedule a little more than a week in advance and washes his hands of it. “I don’t care who works where, but if you’re scheduled on a particular day it’s your problem to make sure that shift is filled.” Asshole. Never mind the fact that there’s a 97.6667 chance that Meredith will be sent home early because they always overstaff themselves on weekdays just in case they get one of those big afternoon rushes they talk about at the regional conference. That was always fun, wasn’t it? Rush to get dressed and to work on time only to get sent home after an hour and four minutes. Nice. All because dickwad didn’t want to get stuck dealing with customers on the off chance somebody saw the coupon in the weekly paper that went out yesterday.

    I used to hate that. Now I realize that working for a “family-owned” company is worse. At first you think it’s great because your manager actually takes an interest in you. Everything is done with a personal touch. There aren’t corporate SOPs to follow. You actually feel like a person and not a number on some HR manager’s spreadsheet. There is no HR!

    That’s until they realize that you don’t have kids. Then you become the “goto” whenever work needs to be done after hours or on weekends. Inventory has to be finished by midnight? Shelly can’t stay because Skyler has band practice and Mark’s got to leave early to coach his twins in that soccer tournament. But you don’t have kids so you can pull their weight. It all evens out in the end, they say.

    But it never does. Pretty soon you find yourself working three Saturdays a month instead of just one because everybody else has kids at home. Baby sitters are extra expensive on the weekends, you see, but don’t worry: you can take a half day on Wednesday! WTF? Wednesday? You want me to ruin my whole fucking weekend by covering the phones from 9-noon on Saturday and I get a half day on Wednesday? Why? And when it’s time to dole out raises you still get screwed because even though you worked more hours than anybody else you don’t have hungry babies to feed so logically you can make do with less money.

    It sucks and you desperately want to go over management’s head and straight to HR…but there is no HR. It’s all mom and pop and crazy cousin Kenny. Fuck these people. Maybe it does take a village to raise a child but that doesn’t mean I have to be the idiot!

    And Fuck Meredith too! That snotty little bitch couldn’t find it in her heart to help me serve that no-tipping 12 topper last Friday, so I’ll be damned if I’m going to cover her shift. I hope she misses that lecture, flunks the class, gets pregnant by the Somali busboy and ends up living in the trailer park behind the Piggly Wiggly with fifteen of Mamadou’s East African cousins.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm   rating: 39  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   GoldenHomie

      How do you really feel about it?

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   Meesh

      claw, she’s a waitress. Isn’t she already living in a trailer with a black dude?

      Apr 15, 2009 at 8:46 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   mamason bang

      I don’t think I like the tone of Meesh’s comment. Jokes about concentration camps and cannibalism are one thing but this sounds like you’re besmirching waitresses who have it hard enough. Do you realize that they don’t even make minimum wage and rely on tips to survive?

      Apr 15, 2009 at 2:04 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   aaa

    I’ve had to go to lectures about AIDS. Who’s more special, me or Meredith?

    Apr 14, 2009 at 4:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Commentator

    See, Meredith?

    This is what happens when you deny the holocaust and make anti-simitic comments around your fellow employees: court-ordered sensitivity training.

    It might even be one of those where they actually make you stay awake.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 4:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   mamason bang

      Well, at least she wasn’t making anti-semitic comments because we all know how sensitive those Jew bastards can be.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 4:53 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   X

    You know, while I think that her BOLDFACE handwriting emphasizing what the lecture is about is a little much, I sympathize with Meredith on this one. I’ve had bosses schedule me to work on days when I had to write exams (despite having asked for my schedule in advance, which is SUCH a wtf) and then made it my responsibility to find someone to cover for me.

    Lesse… get in shit at work because no one wanted to cover my shift, or flunk a class that’s required for my degree? That’s always a pisser.

    But again, her handwriting annoys me, so. ;)

    Apr 14, 2009 at 4:55 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   aaa

      Eh, I had a crap comment. :/

      Apr 14, 2009 at 7:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   bored

      You know, while I think that X is genuinly overworked student blah blah..WTF blah blah……..
      But again his whinnning annoys me, so ;)

      Apr 14, 2009 at 8:19 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   Canthz_B bang

      Yeah, because if you know in advance a paper is due, it’s always best to wait until the last possible moment to start writing it.

      Was the paper for your Time Management 101 course?

      Apr 14, 2009 at 8:44 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.4   X

      Exam. Not paper. As in at a set date and time.

      Apr 15, 2009 at 10:14 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.5   Mishee™ bang

      Well X, here in America, where we speak English we would say “Take an exam” as opposed to “Write an exam”.

      Big difference.

      Apr 15, 2009 at 10:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.6   aaa

      English? Don’t insult us Mishee™! We speak AMERKIN!

      Apr 15, 2009 at 1:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.7   Mishee™ bang

      Who told you I have a merkin???

      Was it RunBarbara? Cause that bitch is a liar!

      Apr 15, 2009 at 1:58 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.8   Mark bang

      Wait, are you saying you wear a merkin?

      Argh, Mishee™, you beat me to it.

      “beat me” :twisted:

      Apr 15, 2009 at 2:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   mamason bang

    AP – A federal appeals court has granted a stay of deportation to Germany for accused Nazi death camp guard John Demjanjuk. The 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals made the ruling Tuesday afternoon shortly after the frail 89-year-old was removed from his suburban Cleveland home by six immigration officers using a wheelchair.

    Nazi Bastard.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 4:57 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Bunnee

      He is a Nazi bastard. But he must have been pretty hearty for a frail 89 year old if all 6 immigration officers were using wheelchairs!! :shock:

      Apr 14, 2009 at 5:01 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   X

      That sounds like something from a circus, six immigration officers piled onto one wheelchair. I wonder how many they could fit into one of those wee clown cars?

      Apr 14, 2009 at 5:29 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.3   Bunnee

      It depends on if all of them were wearing their big floppy shoes….

      Apr 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.4   Ti to the O bang

      He wouldn’t move. they had to carry his fat, old, goosestepping ass out and used the wheelchair like a firemans carry.
      Nazi bastard.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 5:42 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.5   mamason bang

      A real alter kocker.

      Apr 14, 2009 at 6:04 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.6   oi

      He loved to play golf too, Nazi basterd

      Apr 14, 2009 at 8:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.7   Meesh

      You mean they didn’t just set his house on fire?

      Apr 15, 2009 at 8:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   mamason bang

    They have nebbishes and nebechels and others without mazel.
    Then too, shmendriks and schlemiels and let’s not forget schlimazel.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 5:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Bunnee

      These are a few of my favorite things….(I don’t know how to make music notes, or I would have cleverly inserted them at the beginning) :cry:

      Apr 14, 2009 at 6:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   mamason bang

      Bunnee, & # 9 8 3 5 ; (no spaces though) and that makes ♫

      & # 9 8 3 6 ; = ♬

      Apr 14, 2009 at 6:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   Bunnee

      OK, let’s see:
      (do you have to start out with colons?)


      One question: what is the box used for? (Aside from the obvious all you dirty minded people just like me)

      Apr 14, 2009 at 6:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.4   mamason bang

      What box, Bunnee?

      Yay! ♫

      Apr 14, 2009 at 6:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.5   Bunnee

      Thanks, Mama! You always know how to help a sista’ out. (although I still don’t know what the box is used for when typing)

      :oops:

      Apr 14, 2009 at 6:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.6   Canthz_B bang

      Let’s not forget ♪

      Apr 14, 2009 at 8:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.7   aaa

      Fucking eighth notes…

      Apr 14, 2009 at 9:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   mamason bang

    Just payin’ it forward. ;-) (although I still don’t know what box you’re talking about)

    Apr 14, 2009 at 6:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Bunnee

      I’m just going to say that I feel like a complete idiot, now that I’m looking at this on my home computer. (kinda new to the whole HTML thing, if that’s even the correct terminology) The box was obviously something my work computer wouldn’t pick up. :oops:

      And I won’t even mention your gigglebrax fail, Mama, because I’ve heard the unitard is a little, um, rank. ;)

      Apr 14, 2009 at 9:27 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Eric bang

    I have a Palestinian Israeli Rocket Attack Victim conference to attend that very same Thursday… who wins?

    War ensues… cease fire on Friday!!

    Apr 14, 2009 at 8:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   aaa

    I got an ad for a furry convention on here. Huh.

    Apr 14, 2009 at 9:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Meesh

      Better get someone to cover your shift.

      Apr 15, 2009 at 8:53 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   aaa

      I’ve already got my shift covered for the “This Was a Serious Historical Event So I’m More Special, Worldly, and Enlightened Than You Are For Going to It” lecture. Enlightened people don’t do not-the-norm fandoms. We read philosophy books with sticks up our asses.

      Apr 15, 2009 at 1:45 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   Mark bang

      Oh, you want the anally-fixated philosopher’s convention, down the hall.

      I-I-I-I-I-mmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable…

      Apr 15, 2009 at 2:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   Rod

    Yeah, we’re going to have to ask you to cover for Meredith on Thursday. Oh, and if you can just come in on Saturday too that would be great.

    Apr 15, 2009 at 7:50 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   Ti to the O bang

      I was just talking to the Bobs and I won’t be in on Saturday. Maybe Milton can cover that shift.

      Apr 15, 2009 at 9:17 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   Mishee™ bang

      At my last job I was working with two consultants… same name… it was creepily like Office Space…

      I always had meetings with the Jays.

      haha.

      Apr 15, 2009 at 9:36 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   Bernd das Brot

    Meredith’ list.

    Apr 15, 2009 at 1:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Bald Outing

    i bet she made that story up and just wanted the day off and figured she would pick something people couldn’t say no to.

    Apr 17, 2009 at 11:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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