Filthy, and very nasty

April 21st, 2009 · 169 comments

Writes Tim in Berkeley: “Although this note is over 17 years old, I think it’s still worth submitting, at the very least as an example of notes from a bygone era. I received this note from the apartment manager when I was a senior at Rice University, living in an off-campus apartment. Admittedly, I wasn’t the cleanest tenant — but what 20-year-old college kid living alone in a studio apartment is?”

Sorry about this, but what I have said is the truth.

Adds Tim: “The really sad thing was that I had cleaned my apartment before this note — she should have seen the place before!”

related: be informed, homeland security will be

FILED UNDER: cleaning · college life · Houston · landlords and property managers · Texas · that's disgusting


169 responses so far ↓

  • #1   orangetiki

    Roahes? If that’s anything like HO’s then hey let the player play.

    Also on another note that last sentence was cold hearted

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   TheOldSchool bang

      Frankie still hasn’t returned the calculator she pilfered from me, but by reckoning this letter is at least 18 years old.

      What happened to pride? What happened to standards?

      Back when Kerry still lived in Brooklyn, this sort of grotesque error would NEVER have made it past the proof-reader’s cubicle.

      She was a first-class bitch at times, but she made sure the sums added up. When are heads going to roll?

      It pains me to say this, but PAN has become the laughingstock of the adding/substracting world!

      WAKE UP!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:07 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Gigio

      “Over 17 years old” kinda includes 18, no? As in 17+ or >17.

      DON’T SPEAK TO KERRY LIKE THAT!
      !!!!! !

      Apr 22, 2009 at 10:30 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   TheOldSchool bang

      Parents:

      Please don’t hold your babies when your hands are oily. One fall. One floor. One baby’s brain, forever damaged

      Dry your hands. Let’s eradicate the Gigio Syndrome once and for all.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 10:50 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Gigio

      Oooh, you’re funny.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 10:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   TheOldSchool bang

      Thanks, Gigio. (The hat’s for protection, isn’t it?)

      Parents: Putting hats on babies is another excellent idea.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:44 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Matt

    Interesting, but neither passive-aggressive nor aggressive.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Sirius bang

      I hope you read this slowly, and understand what it is telling you.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:02 pm   rating: 56  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   unfortunate names

      read it aloud matt

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:33 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   N/A

      I agree. It’s badly written but not PA. If anyone is PA in this scenario it has to be the guy who kept the letter all these year to share it with people and making fun of a landlady who just wants her apartment left in a reasonable state.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 8:26 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   aaa

      *sigh* Do you need to read this slowly, too?

      Apr 21, 2009 at 8:33 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   TheOldSchool bang

      N/A,

      You say that — knowing full well that I’ve saved every blog comment you’ve ever made since 1993.

      At night, you’re so romantic and kind.

      Then the next day, you can’t resist reaching your long skinny arms way up my backside, grabbing my heart and squeezing Squeezing SQUEEZING!!!

      N/A, I hate you!

      Oh….wait….. sorry….I think I’ve gotten your intitials mixed up with someone else’s on another blog.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 11:49 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   RunBarbara bang

      oh, oldschool, you know that im the only blog you stalk.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 11:55 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.7   TheOldSchool bang

      RB,

      We’ve missed you. Now, fuck off! Just kidding.

      Where have you been? I was thinking that maybe Mishee and Frankie made you their gimp.

      RB, I started a blog, too. Last Friday. You should read it. I’d love to get your feedback, provided it’s not withering or sarcastic.

      The only blog I “stalk” is mamason’s. I read a poem by Glo’s grandmother on her’s. It was good, if slightly derivative. I read the first page of yours when I came here in January, and although I told you later that I thought it was boring, I was just mad about something somebody said. I shouldn’t have lied. I’ve felt bad ever since.

      Then, recently, I decided to roll the dice on exposing my own angsty-existence before the panting lookie-loos who seem to habituate the internet in an effort to find the real me, and maybe, just maybe, help others who are as confused about stuff as I am, along the way.

      Granted, the blog is also a way for me to get some things off my chest, that I’m too shy to discuss in a public forum such as this.

      I have this idea that bloggers are the new rock stars. So, if I pay my dues, by playing my tunes in shitty dives, and tune out everything that the drunken assholes in the audience throw at me, then one day, a beautiful princess (like mamason) will come into one of the clubs I’m jamming in, and she’ll say to herself: “hey, this blogger sounds like he’s talking to me.”

      Her friends will be loud and insulting, but she’ll listen carefully to the blogger’s message of: “Hey, your friend’s are nice enough, and, yes, they’re certainly boisterous, but, look at them. They’re out grunting, laughing, drinking, and making frequent trips to the lavatory. I’m the only one who understands what you go through as a fellow blogger.

      Later, she leaves with the others. But a part of her remains thinking about the message the blogger was trying to convey. Most likely it was her brain, but researchers have shown that thinking is more complex than we’ve been lead to believe. The heart thinks. So do the genitals.
      Well, maybe not the scrotum or the sphincter, but this isn’t the time or place for anatomical digressions (suffice to say, I KNOW my testicles are above average).

      Later, in the privacy of her own tastefully appointed abode, she leans her hips into a dryer filled with old sneakers and feels the heat and the rollicking vibrations and thinks that later on she may check it out. The dryer churns and thumps and moistens as it dries. She has a few exhilarating moments with the machine, turns out the light, and goes upstairs to sleep.

      The blogger, if he’s lucky, might get a comment acouple of days later.

      That might send him on an excursionary tour of the blogs she’s following. (Yours was one, I believe.) Even some of her picapedia (?) pals.

      (Mishee’s not Japanese. Who knew?)

      (Glo is a flower, as is Rose.)

      Anyway, RB, I have a profound and abiding respect for bloggers now. I haven’t stalked yours, but, who knows, maybe someday I’ll enter whatever club you’re playing in, most likely I’ll be with a group of hopped-up groupies getting a taste of life in the blogging lane, and they’ll tune out the blog you’re playing, but maybe….possibly….the blogger will reach a fellow artist….

      That said, how well do you know mamason? Is she, like, into rambling words and shit?

      By the way, I think Mishee’s cute. I can see why you two were so lesbianistic with one another.

      Just because two people of the same sex are attreacted to one another doesn’t mean they’re homosexual.

      People are bored with labels. And long comments. And blogs.

      But people are also mammals. Don’t let them ever tell you otherwise.

      Goodnight, RB. If you see mamason, say hello, she might be in Virginia
      She left here last early spring, is livin’ there, I’m hearin’ ya
      Say for me that I’m all right though bloggin’ gets kind of slow
      She might think that I’ve forgotten her, don’t tell her it isn’t so.
      ….
      If she’s passin’ back this way, I’m not that hard to find (The Old School –tos)
      Tell her she can look me up if she’s got the time.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 1:29 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.8   GK bang

      Personally, I like to print out TOS’ comments and use them as unusual wrapping paper for presents. This often prompts various amounts of surprise and insightful conversation from the recipients, including “Such an unusual fashion!”, “You have such unique tastes.”, and “I’m getting a restraining order, please never send me this stuff again.”.

      A printed TOS comment also makes a useful container for fish & chips, adding a delightful “rambling” aroma to your meal.

      Using 16pt type, an average single comment from TOS makes a serviceable sheet of wallpaper, allowing you to decorate your loved ones’ rooms with such insights as “People are bored with long comments.”, and “I’m the only one who understands.”, and “So what’s the deal with airline food?”.

      At Christmas time, printed TOS comments can be folded into a variety of seasonally-appropriate origami shapes, and then dipped in glue and glitter for a tasteful set of decorations. I have an origami diagram for an ass if you want to give it a try.

      In the event of an emergency landing over water, TOS’ comments can be used as flotation aids. Just spread them out on the water, and the hot air will keep you safely away from any threat of drowning.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 9:25 am   rating: 33  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.9   Grimfool

      Hi, Is Uck. We’re glad you keep coming out on this site. However, no one here wants to be anywhere near your face. Even so, feel free to comment on today’s note, which is clearly older than you are!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 9:36 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.10   TheOldSchool bang

      ISUCK: Succinct. Brilliant.

      GK: Nice concept. Had some lovely moments.

      Don’t take this personally, GK, but your piece is a classic example of how less could be turned into more.

      In each of your paragraphs above, the first sentence or phrase was all you needed. The add-ons weren’t needed.

      I’ve already given you both thumbs ups. Well done. Not hit the showers!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 9:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.11   Isuck

      SORRY ABOUT THIS, BUT WHAT I HAVE SAID
      IS THE TRUTH

      Apr 22, 2009 at 10:36 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.12   Bunnee

      Who do you think you are– Mrs. Nosworthy, with the all caps?

      Apr 22, 2009 at 10:47 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.13   CS Harmonikah

      “a classic example of how less could be turned into more.”

      Really? A lesson in succinctness from a d-bag that just posted a 60-line self-indulgent spiel of wasted space, time and energy.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 11:53 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.14   Bunnee

      *whispers* Pssst…I think he was being sarcastic.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:02 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.15   TheOldSchool bang

      re: 2.12,

      ISUCK: To be honest, you’re starting to confuse me.

      When you say that you’re speaking the truth, are you saying that YOU are a massive faggot who is requesting that his face be raped?

      Or, are you suggesting that this is my truth?

      I only ask because I place such a high value on all of your opinions.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:39 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.16   mamason bang

      TOS, you may, once again, kiss me. And you may use your tongue this time. :-P

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.17   Isuck

      My summary is the truth

      Apr 22, 2009 at 1:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.18   GhostWriter bang

      Well then, I shall read it very slowly.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 1:15 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.19   aaa

      Yay, our two favorite trolls (aside from WHITEBLIZZARD70) are back! Hilarity and quirkiness ensue!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 1:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.20   TheOldSchool bang

      Isuck,

      If you really want to get face raped, do what most fellows do:

      Put on a bra.
      Stuff it with Stouffers.
      Drive to the nearest naval base.
      Wait until 02:15 a.m.
      Put a paper bag over your head, remembering to cut out a circular insertion hole near your mouth (unless you’re wearing a glass eye, and, in that case, we should talk privately).
      Take two tabs of dramamine.
      Get out of the car and stick your thumb out.
      Have fun. Be careful.

      (I’m assuming Isuck won’t bother reading past the instructional points, but I purposefully left out an important element: i.e., cutting out the eye holes. It’s just my quiet way of remaining in the background, but still doing what I can to help cull the herd. I don’t expect thanks, but pay pal transfers to my account in memory of ISUCK would not be refused.)

      (I kinda miss the little street rat already. What am I saying? There’ll be another one along, shortly.)

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:30 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.21   MW

      Don’t most faggots prefer anal rape instead of face rape? That’s really the only inaccuracy I see here. I think we need to ask Cantz to be sure.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 5:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Reeses Lover Lover

    “I hope you read this letter slowly, and understand what I am telling you.”

    I did read it slowly and I think I do understand what you’re telling me.

    I have cable now!!!! WAHOOOOO!

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:15 pm   rating: 103  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Mark bang

      Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

      The Dude: He fixes the cable?

      Maude Lebowski: Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 6:31 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   T to the O

      Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!

      Apr 21, 2009 at 6:40 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Grimfool_Reluctant bang

      A truly exquisite comment by RLL, and then a Big Lebowski reference! It’s 8:43 a.m. Wednesday morning here; I’m facing a tough, long day with a critical staff meeting in the middle, and you guys just made me laugh out loud. Thanks!

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:42 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   aaa

    Geez, Tim, don’t admit to the entire internet that your place was a pigsty! This is PAN, not PostSecret! We all know that you’re supposed to lie and say that the note-writer is completely in the wrong, even if nobody will ever know who Tim in Berkeley is! You’re doing the internet wrong!

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:20 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Reeses Lover Lover

      “The Internets…. your doin it wrong.”

      Apr 21, 2009 at 6:52 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   mamason bang

      “The Internets…. ur doin it wrong.” ;-)

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:12 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Ti to the O bang

      Teh innterwebs…ur doin it rong! :wink:

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:25 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Reeses Lover Lover

      Want cheezburger. Nowz.

      But not one from Tim’s kitchen, kthx.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:31 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   aaa

      but Ceiling Cat has maded teh cheezburger. an he has not eated dem.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 8:09 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.6   leftfoot

      Want Cheezburger.

      But roahes take it aways.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 8:09 pm   rating: 45  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.7   KatieMB bang

      *prayz to ceiling cat to take roachz away*

      Apr 22, 2009 at 6:48 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.8   Ceiling Cat

      Om nom nom nom

      Ceiling Cat can haz roachz

      Apr 22, 2009 at 7:14 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.9   Meesh

      I has a roachz!

      O NO! They stealn mah roachz!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:08 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   anglophile bang

    Team Mrs. Norsworthy.

    If you are a college-attending adult and can’t make the connection between dirty kitchen and roaches, then you deserve to be told to read something slowly.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:24 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Mark bang

      Anglo, you’re assuming that Tim *CARES* about the roaches. Remember, this is Houston, roaches are just a fact of life there in student housing. Also, the roaches FLY.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 6:27 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   anglophile bang

      Yeah, well, Mrs. Norsworthy probably owns several cats and uses the Mrs. as a courtesy title only, so I’m honor-bound to support her. We take an oath when we take up the Crazy Cat Lady lifestyle.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 6:38 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   T to the O

      Mark they fly and have sharp pointy fangs! I have seen them with my own eyes!

      Apr 21, 2009 at 6:45 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   aaa

      What if Tim’s roaches helped him clean? I mean, my cockroaches help me cook and clean and do my laundry, but they don’t do a good job unless there are a lot of them helping since they’re so small. I’m guessing that Tim didn’t have enough roaches to do the job correctly.

      P.S. You cut off their wings so they don’t fly away to find better work. Mine don’t come with wings, so all I’ll have a cheap work force for life as long as I keep feeding them.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 6:54 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.5   oi!

      Memory of flying roaches sent a chilling shiver down my spine.
      I am gonna blame you Mark if I got told off for screaming in sleep.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 6:54 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.6   Mark bang

      Wow, I’d forgotten about Joe’s Apartment.. Maybe the roaches were actually helping to keep the place clean?

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:08 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.7   kit

      roaches in houston are a fact of life down there. i grew up there, and no matter how clean you kept your place, you still had roaches. and yes, roaches down there do fly. one flew in my hair when i was a little girl. and they’re huge! not that cleaning wouldn’t help the problem, but you can never get rid of them all.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:21 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.8   mamason bang

      *crosses Houston off of potential retirement destination list*

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:44 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.9   KatieMB bang

      Please be sure cross it off noisily.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 8:48 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.10   DearJane

      maybe his apartment was the inspiration for ‘Joe’s Apartment.” they may have actually cast some of the cockroaches for supporting actors.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 9:46 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.11   DearJane

      Dammit aaa…..stole my thought!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 9:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.12   Goldie

      Um, no, Mrs. Norworthy. “Roahes” are not magically born from beer cans and dirty clothes. True, they will come from other apartments and stay if they like the place; but they have to be in the apartment building first. Your place is a roach motel. Tim is the tenant you deserve. End of story.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 10:12 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.13   aaa

      Yay, I win!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 1:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   oi!

    ahh! stop it! that was my first reaction.
    So many things to point at. Don’t even know where to start. capital letters, condensation, insults/threats. My head is spinning. Go FLo-rida!
    It is downright PA. Did somebody say it is not?

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Panthea

      All that condensation does make it hard to read.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 9:06 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   park rose

      Don’t rain on oi!’s parade, now.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 7:57 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   Canthz_B bang

      oi!’s all wet.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 8:55 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   oi!

      I am so glad I did not say misspelled words in my comment!
      I gave you thumbs up Panthea.
      I am always wet,;)

      Apr 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   mamason bang

      Oh! Did oi just go there? She did, didn’t she!

      *my love for oi grows exponentially because she is filthy, and very nasty*

      Apr 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   oi!

      aww! u think that, mama? thank you so much.
      *blushing logarithmically* being filthy u know, ;)

      Apr 22, 2009 at 6:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Mark bang

    Excellent, Tim! I went to Rice (Baker, ’98). Which OC apartment was this?

    Yes, the landlady should have taken a look at, say, Fish House for a REAL pigsty.

    Also, Mrs Norsworthy clearly LIKES TO SHOUT, even before the invention of teh internets. And she’s using a truly old-skool typewriter (“I” as the number 1… doesn’t she know that a lower case “l” looks a lot better?)

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Craniac

      Also, notice Mrs. N indents a a different number of spaces for the first line of each paragraph — clear evidence that she herself is deranged.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 8:15 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Reeses Lover Lover

      Clearly!

      Apr 21, 2009 at 8:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   TheOldSchool bang

      The more I learn about Norsworthy, the she turns me on.

      Does anyone know what the Texas laws are regarding getting one’s wife committed to an asylum, and then stripping her of her assets?

      Does it apply to newlyweds? Immediately proceeding the wedding ceremony, for example.

      Finally, thinking things through logically, let’s say that the vows were administered by a county judge; what if, for the purposes of incurring unnecessary expenses, the groom were to request that the same judge declare that the bride is cukoo, and order her interned in a state mental institution. Could this be done while standing at the altar, or is the judge technically “off duty” when performing the wedding ceremony?

      Obviously, this would be a tragedy, but knowing my bride the way I know her, she’d want everyone to stay around and enjoy the reception. That’s the way y’all are in Texas.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 9:28 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   TheOldSchool bang

      The more I know about the new Mrs TOS, the MORE she turns me on.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 9:30 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   TheOldSchool bang

      I’ve never understood why so many people have a fear of commitment.

      A little paperwork never killed anyone.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 9:56 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.6   Grimfool_Reluctant bang

      TOS, since this letter is seventeen years old, and Mrs. Notsoworthy was presumably in her 70s at the time, I think she’d be . . . .

      PERFECT for you!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:24 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.7   TheOldSchool bang

      Not too perfect. I’d hate to pass up a decent piece of ass, merely in order to stuff my pockets….

      Blink.

      Sorry, Florsy. (You keep the ring…as a memento.)

      These kind strangers will take you to your new home.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:19 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.8   NotClever

      Props for Rice. For some reason whenever I see someone mention it I have to be like “Someone knows what Rice is!”

      Surprisingly, I never had a problem off campus with any infestations of any sort. We weren’t too dirty, but we sure as hell didn’t clean regularly. And my roommate was fond of waiting until he needed to cook to actually clean dishes.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:01 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.9   mamason bang

      Well, duh! Who doesn’t know what rice is? I’m sure we’ve all enjoyed it’s grainy goodness on any number of occasions. I prefer brown rice for it’s health benefits. Wild rice… not so much but then I’m not even sure that it’s actually rice.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 3:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   anglophile bang

    I love the salutation.

    Timothy. full stop

    It perfectly conveys her exasperation and shock.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:26 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   oi!

    What is deal with cross marked yu and M in man?

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   T to the O

    What is with the all caps? Did she engage the caps lock on her Smith Corona typewriter to show she meant business? Was this a telegram?
    TIM APARTMENT A MESS -STOP- CLEAN IT OR OUT YOU GO -STOP- YOU GOT CABLE -STOP-
    MRS. NORSWORTHY-THROCKMORTON III

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:31 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Reeses Lover Lover

      Tim’s reply:

      MRS NOSWORTHY – THANKS FOR THE CABLE – STOP-
      ABOUT THE MESS – SERIOUSLY JUST STOP – REALLY I MEANT IT – STOP.
      TIM

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:02 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   park rose

      Touch-typing on the old Remington really gives the pinkies a workout when changing from lower to upper case. She could have tried. I’m sure she even knew how, but she probably lost interest in the project and opted for Caps lock. (A mundane answer to balance all the flagrant fatuous filthy frippery above ;) )

      Apr 22, 2009 at 8:05 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Bunnee

      Love the alliteration! And “frippery”?!?! Well, that could give “burgle” a run for its money!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 10:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   Bunnee

      …and “frippery” sounds like a word that Mrs. Nosworthy would use on a daily basis. :wink:

      Apr 22, 2009 at 10:45 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   DearJane

      “We are the knights who say NEE! Bring us back…a frippery!”

      Apr 22, 2009 at 11:51 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.6   Mark bang

      Set it above and to the left of the existing frippery, to create a sort of two-level effect with a path running down the middle.

      Yes yes, a path, a path! Ni!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 11:56 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.7   Ti to the O bang

      you must now cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.8   Beanster

      Bunnee: Don’t mess with Burgle. Burgle retains its spot as funniest word and you, of all people, are NOT going to take that away from it.

      (I’m watching you)

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.9   Bunnee

      I would never dream of taking that prestige away from burgle. I only said that frippery could give it a run for its money!

      (Keep watching. I might do something interesting.)

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.10   Eric bang

      Icky Icky Icky Ptang Zoo Boing Boing Cleaneththyfilthyapartmentandwhatihavesaidisthetruth Ni

      Apr 22, 2009 at 6:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.11   Beanster bang

      Bunnee, as Burgle’s agent, I accept this explanation.

      *stares at Bunnee’s…*

      Apr 22, 2009 at 8:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Wade bang

    “You will have to leave the apartment as clean as it was when you moved in.”

    Timothy immediately called the local pet store to order 3 dozen mice and 6 rats.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:33 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Goldie

      Brilliant! I call word on this one.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 10:14 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Mark bang

    1. Doesn’t he have a lease? The landlady can’t just “ask him to move.”

    2. Does the landlady think that he cares about his deposit? “Fine, keep it, ya old bag! Have fun cleaning up my fecal mist!”

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:36 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Buzz

    I was in school then too. We had an old couple as landlords and I remember reading the agreement, which did not allow unmarried opposite-sex couples sharing the apartment, or any opposite-sex people sleeping over.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:40 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Mark bang

      Clearly, same-sex unmarried couples and sleepovers would be OK then. :shock: :lol:

      Well, I guess the Lawrence decision was a few years later…

      Apr 21, 2009 at 6:46 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Wade bang

      Was opposite marriage OK?

      Apr 21, 2009 at 9:11 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   TheOldSchool bang

      June 26, 2003. I remember it like it was last night.

      Magical…..

      Apr 21, 2009 at 11:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   Grimfool_Reluctant bang

      You remember? Damn . . . note to self: next time, more rohypnol and vodka in TOS’s Spuddy Marys.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:30 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   that girl

      i signed a new lease this past december which prohibits us from having anyone sleep there more than 45 nights in a row.

      not really sure what the point or the message is but there’s a 100 monthly fee incurred if it is “discovered”.

      good luck with proving it land lady!

      landlords can be so nosy. its times like this i miss my bronx slumlord.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 11:46 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.6   Canthz_B bang

      that girl, the point is that landlords don’t like it when people who are not signed to leases live in their apartments.
      They haven’t been accepted as tenants by the management.

      For example, you might find it hard to get into a nice place if you had a felony conviction on your record.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 8:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.7   geeklygirly

      wait – who the hell has someone staying in their apartment for 45 nights in a row?!

      Apr 23, 2009 at 4:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.8   park rose bang

      Jesus or Buddha wrestling with the devil, give or take a few days here and there?

      Apr 23, 2009 at 6:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.9   geeklygirly

      If Jesus or Buddha is staying in your apartment, you can just ignore your landlord and appeal to a higher authority…

      on the other hand, if the devil is staying in your apartment, your landlord is really the least of your problems, no?

      Apr 25, 2009 at 6:12 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   oi!

    I am wondering how messy his apartment have to be to receive this note. That is after he cleaned it. The landlady sounds really appalled.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   geeklygirly

      Her apparent horror isn’t that surprising if you think about it… college-age males often have a different understanding of “clean” and “cleaning” than the rest of us.

      Apr 23, 2009 at 4:39 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   SuperMe

    This was written before people came to equate typing in all caps with yelling. This woman was ahead of her time. The yelling was appropriate.

    Mrs. Norsworthy sounds like the last name of a Disney character.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:49 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Grimfool_Reluctant bang

      So do “Filthy” and “Nasty.”

      Apr 22, 2009 at 1:03 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   mamason bang

      Filthy and Nasty… 2 dwarves who didn’t make the cut.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 1:08 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   Grimfool

      Oh, they were in the porn version I saw, along with Girthy, Wanky, Sleeze E., Scummy and The Old School.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 7:50 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.4   you suck at craigslist

      The dwarves that visit me monthly are named Bitchy, Moany, Pissy, Whiny, Crampy, Bloaty and Bleedy.

      Bleedy is always the last one to show up. Bastard.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 9:46 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.5   Mishee™ bang

      *had NO idea that YSAC was a girl*

      *at least now I hope she’s a girl*

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:02 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.6   mamason bang

      OMG! Can you come and get your dwarves, ysac? They stopped by this weekend for a “visit” and are still here!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 1:02 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.7   Ti to the O bang

      Those fucktards were just at my house visiting Mrs. had I known they were off to visit you I would have warned ya Mama!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.8   mamason bang

      :lol:

      Apr 22, 2009 at 3:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.9   Geek Goddesss

      You better hope that those dwarves don’t come to visit for more than 45 nights in a row, or they will get you evicted.

      Apr 23, 2009 at 1:11 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.10   geeklygirly

      Now, are you referring to Grimfool’s dwarves or ysac’s dwarves? Because if ysac’s dwarves came to visit for anywhere near 45 days, you’d probably be weak from blood loss!

      Apr 23, 2009 at 4:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   snicklefritz

    That bitch doesn’t even know the Maintenance Man’s name, or how to spell maintenance. And who is Miss Behr? The Heiress to the Behr paint conglomerate?

    Tim, why’d you smear shit on the faux textured wall?

    As a rule I don’t poop on walls, but I was with the Sheryl Crow.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:54 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   kmd

      She’s a “bitch” because she misspelled some words and forgot a name?

      I see.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:28 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Reeses Lover Lover

      Nah, she’s a bitch because she typed in all caps AND misspelled some words and forgot a name.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:38 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Reeses Lover Lover

    I wonder if Mrs. Nosworthy was Reeses-worthy; she certainly doesn’t strike me as sponge-worthy.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 6:56 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   mamason bang

    I just have one question…

    Did Timothy ever get his deposit back?

    Apr 21, 2009 at 7:10 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   snicklefritz

      Yes, but as Mrs. Norsworthy is Dwight Schrute’s Great Aunt, it was in Schrute bucks.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:16 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   aaa

      The only currency I accept are unmarked hundred Gribble bills.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:59 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   NoExit

    My only concern here is that the submitter has kept this note for 17 (!) years. Perhaps somehow he knew there would someday be a forum for such notes. . .

    And Mrs. Norsworthy? What, are we in a Dickens novel?

    Apr 21, 2009 at 7:16 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   mamason bang

      Clearly Timothy is a(n) hoarder who has never thrown away even the tiniest scrap of paper.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:49 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   Gigio

      Didn’t you read TOS’s comment above, No Exit? It should be 18 (!) years. Do your math for christ’s sake!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 11:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   Sirius bang

      Gigio,
      TOS (surprisingly) made no clever Dickensian reference. You can see that if you look closely at his above comment. Tilt your head back and crane your neck so you can see it clearly. Are your eyes fixed on it? Good.

      *cockpunch!*

      Apr 22, 2009 at 11:40 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.4   Gigio

      Sirius,
      yes, I got that (surprising, huh?). This wasn’t a comment towards NoExit, but more another snarky remark aimed at TOS’s (no doubt ironic) very first comment about Kerry not being able to substract properly.

      *takes your cockpunch and raises you two vagina farts*

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   kmd

    Team Mrs. Norsworthy.

    “Boys will be boys” does not extend to being a filthy pig in a place you don’t own.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 7:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Grimfool_Reluctant bang

    “As a rule , I do not go through the apartments” . . . Mrs. Norsworthy, oh Mrs. Norsworthy . . . we know what happens to liars, don’t we, Mrs. Norsworthy?

    Apr 21, 2009 at 7:49 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Grimfool_Reluctant bang

      As a rule , I do not reply to my own comments. But I was with the cable people.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:51 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   Grimfool_Reluctant bang

      As a rule , I do not have cheat on my wife. But I was with the cable people.

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:53 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.3   Reeses Lover Lover

      We know what she was doing with the cable people….

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:54 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.4   mamason bang

      As a rule I do not do anal…

      Apr 21, 2009 at 7:56 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.5   Geek Goddess

      As a rule, I don’t follow rules…

      Apr 21, 2009 at 8:42 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.6   KatieMB bang

      *follows GG*

      Apr 21, 2009 at 8:58 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.7   TheOldSchool bang

      rules, schmules….

      Apr 21, 2009 at 9:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.8   aaa

      What? No clichéd quips about the First Rule of Fight Club?

      Apr 22, 2009 at 1:35 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.9   Grimfool_Reluctant bang

      SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 4:46 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.10   GK bang

      Screw the rules, I have money!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 5:13 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.11   mamason bang

      *walks in, gingerly… sits, even gingerlier*

      I need to announce a rule change… *ouch*

      Apr 22, 2009 at 3:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.12   Eric bang

      … and yet smaller… it’s computers……… SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 7:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   TheOldSchool bang

    This Mrs. Norsworthy….

    Did she own lots of big apartment buildings? Any hotels, shopping malls, or casinos?

    What about her physical attractiveness? Age? Height? Weight? (Not that any of the answers in this paragraph matter, provided the answers to the previous paragraph’s questions are satisfactory.)

    Marital status: Widowed, Divorced, or Obstacled? Does she have any DNA-certified children or pseudo-legitimate-nuisance-suit-wannabe heirs?

    Please post the addresses of all of her major property holdings and anything else of relevance in her portfolio.

    (The only reason I ask is because she seems like a tidy lady, and I’m one of those men who just adore meeting tidy elderly people.)

    Apr 21, 2009 at 8:03 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   zenvelo

    if Tim had used a bong maybe he wouldn’t have a roach problem.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 8:55 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Girl Friday

    The cucaracha, the cucaracha,
    Doesn’t want to travel on
    Because she hasn’t,
    Oh no, she hasn’t
    Marihuana for to smoke.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 9:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Seitz

    Every time I read the “You dirty kitchen” part, I wanna do it in a James Cagney voice. Which is appropriate, since the apartment sounds like it also may have had rats.

    Apr 21, 2009 at 10:42 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   mamason bang

      :lol: I was thinking the same thing! :lol:

      Apr 21, 2009 at 10:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Flaboy2425

    And he thougth he went to college to get away from mother.

    “They’re everywhere! They’re everywhere!”

    Apr 22, 2009 at 1:07 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   TheOldSchool bang

    I’ll bet Tim did a lot of masturbating in that dank, filthy abode.

    Sad.

    Apr 22, 2009 at 2:21 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   aaa

      Better there than in the Reptile House at the zoo.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:32 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.2   mamason bang

      At what age does a man decide that enough is enough? Will whipping Mr. Skippy always be the great masculine pastime? Is my husband cheating on me if he’s pleasuring himself while I’m left holding the sock on laundry day?

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:34 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.3   Grimfool_Reluctant bang

      If he’s thinking of you, he’s not cheating.

      If he’s thinking of someone else . . . he’s durn near nigh on cheating.

      But if he’s thinking of the sock . . . !!!

      Whipping Mr. Skippy — now I have a new name for it! My wife will be so happy!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:49 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.4   TheOldSchool bang

      Knowing him, he’s probably thinking of a menage a trois with a PAIR of socks — the kinky, freaky sox-fiend.

      And don’t think the socks are all innocent…. streetwalkin’ hose.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 3:32 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.5   DearJane

      maybe that’s what accounts for the ‘faux textured wall’ that was mentioned earlier…

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.6   DearJane

      My gigglebrax failed…the above was supposed to add to TOS’s comment…. *sigh* it doesn’t make sense down here….

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.7   Goldie

      Oh no. Tim had nothing to do with that wall. That was all MAINTAINCE MAN. He and Miss Behr worked for weeks to put the faux texture on that wall.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:12 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   An On

    OMG. I lived in those apartments! At that same time. Miss Behr was the maintenance supervisor. She lived on site and I was in her apartment once. She obviously cleaned, but she smoked like a chimney and the walls were all stained yellow from it.

    They were actually pretty nice apartments for a cheap student place. They were old, with all the problems old buildings have, but my place was bright and sunny and clean, and everything worked. Since I was on a $900 a month stipend, I was totally happy with a $300 apartment from which I could bike to campus. And at that price I didn’t have to have a roommate.

    They’re gone now. The University bought them at some point and used them for married grad student housing. Then they tore them down and built (or maybe are still building) new student housing on the site.

    Apr 22, 2009 at 10:57 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Bunnee

      Tore them down? Won’t someone think of the Nosworthys? (and Miss Behr)

      Apr 22, 2009 at 1:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   aaa

      Married grad housing? As opposed to unmarried grad housing or married undergrad housing? How odd.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      yes aaa. Exactly. Though married undergrad housing is often the same as married grad housing. more or less nicer dorm/apartments for married students. Since it is student housing the price and lease lengths are suited to students and often the married couple are BOTH students, so the proximity to campus and cheapness are very important to them.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 2:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.4   An On

      The big difference is that in unmarried student housing, you’re likely to have less privacy. I recently went back to school (not at Rice). I’m single, and thought about trying to get into the apartments designated for single grad students. Among the many reasons I didn’t live there is that they were 4-person, 2-bedroom suites. I don’t think any PAN reader needs an explanation of why I preferred not to have roommates.

      As to Rice’s new apartments, I don’t actually know if they distinguish between grad and undergrad. They probably don’t, at least for married students; it’s just that the undergrad housing on campus is already pretty good, so the off-campus housing is mainly aimed at grad students.

      Apr 22, 2009 at 7:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   CS Harmonikah

    TYPING IN ALL CAPS ISNT ANNOYING. IT IS RETRO!!!!!!!!!

    Apr 22, 2009 at 11:47 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   park rose bang

      TYPING WITHOUT PUNCTUATION ISN’T RETRO. IT IS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 11:53 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   sugarlips bang

      YOU ARE BOTH CORRECT!

      Apr 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   GhostWriter bang

    Mrs. Norsworthy writes like another older woman I’ve heard of:

    Sing-along link to the greatest concert ever he played…

    I hope you read this letter slowly, understand my tone,
    I’d hoped you keep it clean, like Missus Behr,
    I look around the dirty kitchen, see your filthy clothes,
    Roaches on the ground- they’ll stay until you clean.

    As sure as I’m Mrs. Norsworthy.
    Sorry ‘bout this, but I have to say…
    This is the Truth,, Mr. Timothy,
    Beer cans and your filthy clothes must go,
    Woah, woah, woah…

    As a rule, in your apartment I will never go,
    …but I went in, with the Cable People.
    It was nasty, you got roaches, beer cans on the chairs.
    Most of all, your whole deposit you’ll forfeit.

    I’ve said the Truth, signed Mrs. Norsworthy,
    Understand what I am telling you!
    For God’s sake, please, Mr. Timothy.
    Miss Behr and the Maintenance Man were clean,
    Know what I mean?

    I’ve been quiet so far, but your lazy attitude’s
    gonna get your room deposit held.
    Laugh about it? Out you go! Then-
    Where you gonna snooze?
    Every way you look at this you lose.

    While we were hooking up your video,
    Our noses turned a lovely shade of blue.
    Watch what you say, Mr. Timothy.
    Norsworthy will make you move away,
    Hey hey hey,
    Hey hey hey…

    Apr 22, 2009 at 12:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   claw71 bang

    The funny thing is, later in the week when Tim was having beers with Mr. Norsworthy on the front stoop he expressed these very same sentiments…about his wife’s vagina. It wouldn’t have bothered him if the cable installers hadn’t complained. “She’s really let herself go,” he said before taking a long pull from a can of Stoh’s.

    Tim nodded but had Mr. Norsworthy realized that it was a nod of informed agreement rather than just sympathetic understanding, well, let’s just say we might not be enjoying this throwback submission right now.

    Apr 22, 2009 at 12:22 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Rebecca

    I got a similar but much more nicely worded note from my super a few years ago, after I told them I had an ant problem. The note basically said “maybe you wouldn’t have ants if you did your dishes a bit more often” (my sink was piled high with dishes when the exterminator came.) They had a point. Ah, to be young and ignorant.

    Apr 22, 2009 at 2:37 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   bald outing

    i like how she tells you to read the letter slowly. haha, too funny.

    Apr 22, 2009 at 5:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Shannon

    He should have called the exterinator for the roahes.

    Apr 22, 2009 at 6:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Irene Norsworthy

    I haven’t the foggiest what are the odds of this but I am Irene Norsworthy, the super of which you speak. I do indeed remember Tim…he smelled vaguely of garlic and he always acted much nicer than he really was.

    I had no reason to think much of it until that fateful day. I was so distraught and distracted by the mess I turned my face away and right into the exterminator’s spray.

    I have never been the same since. I went from passive aggressive to aggressive aggressive and soon lost the management position at the apartment building.

    I couldn’t stop squishing my face into the front loading laundry machines in the building as they were turning and trying to make out the articles of clothing as they spun. I would sing Beach Boys songs as I did that.

    Now, I’m waiting for my niece to decide which assisted living facility she’ll put me in and I’m thinking she’s going to pick a messy one, but hopefully with frontloaders.

    You all ought to spend some time outside while you’ve still got your health and vigor. Read that slowly MFs.

    -IN

    Apr 23, 2009 at 7:27 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   sugarlips bang

      Oh Ms. Norsworthy, I did read slowly and you are like the Judge Judy of landladies…

      Apr 23, 2009 at 8:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   Isa

    PEOPLE WITH A POOR GRASP OF GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION RULES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TYPE UPPITY LETTERS.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 7:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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