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April 27th, 2009 · 273 comments

The car you drive can say a lot about you as a person.


Sometimes…too much.

Just Divorced!!

i don't return movies on time!!

(Thanks to the eagle-eyed Russell in Madison, Wisconsin; Alyssa in Pleasant Grove, Utah and Samantha in Lexington, Kentucky for the documentation.)

related: So if I start selling drugs I can drive an Escalade, too?

FILED UNDER: car · Kentucky · Lexington · public shaming · Utah · Wisconsin

273 responses so far ↓

  • #1   anglophile bang

    The whole idea of paying extra for vanity plates is ridiculous to me. But then, the vast majority of people who do it think MY VETTE and VAN GOGH are the pinnacle of wit.

    I did once see one that said PINHEAD. That one was worth the money.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 9:15 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Beanster

      whrldpeas and mmmbeefy*

      least favourites
      pastrbyma and pastrswife

      *this vehicle was driven by an overweight, middle aged woman. i could not decide to feel sad for her, or happy that she was ownin’ it.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:19 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #1.2   claw71 bang

      My plate?


      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:27 am   rating: 44  small thumbs up

    • #1.3   Isuck

      I’m sure you would pay dearly for one that fits you. Maybe something like SUPRFAG, AIDSBABY, H8MYSLF…

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:34 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #1.4   Beanster

      Aww, you really put a lot of thought into that one. does your sociology experiment reveal anything about self projection?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:36 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #1.5   Isuck

      Yes. Dave is not going to call you.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:46 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #1.6   Beanster bang

      good, because Dave is creepy and I haven’t seen him since 1993 and he still writes. at least if he stops calling I can just ignore him.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:53 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #1.7   Dave

      If you return the DVD, I’ll stop calling!

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:03 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #1.8   Beanster bang

      j’aime PAN dave, even if he is a regular in disguise, and even despite my previous protestations.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:12 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #1.9   Kimberly

      I saw an “Old Lady” vanity plate the other day. I thought of it as a helpful service. It is nice to have advanced warning that you are probably going to go 10 miles under the speed limit with your blinker on for miles.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:45 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #1.10   Mark bang

      Dave’s not here!

      …oh wait…

      Apr 28, 2009 at 2:04 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #2   Canthz_B bang

    Just divorced and I got the station wagon = guess who had the better attorney.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 9:16 am   rating: 34  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   claw71 bang

      Sure, she got stuck with the crappy minivan with the dented hatch and the mismatched front tires but think of all the action she’ll be getting in the back when the kids are off at school. Especially with that sign. Just Divorced=pay me one compliment and I’ll let you push my legs behind my head.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:32 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #2.2   Isuck


      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:10 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #2.3   Beanster bang

      this would be way more funny if
      a.) it at all related to anything


      b.) if you had thought it ALLLLLL the way through and tried to make something simultaneously insulting and applicable. ie, NOT 21 characters when liscense plates only get 7

      good start though

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:14 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #2.4   Isuck

      I’m pretty sure it relates to vanity plates, and the world doesn’t revolve around your state with 7 spaces.

      Beanster, your plate might say GAY4YOU or maybe LSR4EVR, H8WOMEN, or even simply FATNERD.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:49 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #2.5   Sirius bang

      *wonders if Isuck‘s self-loathing stems from obvious gender discernment problem*

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:01 am   rating: 31  small thumbs up

    • #2.6   Mishee™ bang

      Ummm… I’m pretty sure the world does revolve around California (AND our 7 space limitation)…

      I mean, that’s why I live here, right?

      Oh, wait… I get it, the world revolves around me and I just happen to live in CA, so therefore the world revolves around CA.

      That makes more sense.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:15 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #2.7   Saysh bang

      Actually Mish, the world revolves around ME, and you happen to live in CA NEAR me.. *grin*

      *waves* Hi kids, I’m back! :twisted:

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:11 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #2.8   mamason bang

      Hi Saysh! ♥

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #2.9   Saysh bang


      Hi mama.. miss me?? *grin*

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #2.10   mamason bang

      Of course! :lol:

      *be careful… trolls are about*

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:37 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #2.11   Saysh bang

      *puts on troll hunting gear – you know, the leather bikini and high heeled boots – and picks up the crossbow*

      Ok, mama let’s go get them!

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:43 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #2.12   mamason bang

      *eyes Saysh hungrily*

      What’s your hurry? The trolls can wait but I don’t think I can! :twisted:

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:45 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #2.13   Saysh bang

      I was hoping you’d say that.

      *pulls out a coil of rope, handcuffs and a crop*

      What SHALL we start with today? :twisted:

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:51 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #2.14   Canthz_B bang

      Isuck, ready for me to show you how to be creative?

      Your plate should say…

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:42 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #2.15   Homer

      Hee hee hee… it’s funny cos it’s *true*!

      Apr 28, 2009 at 3:45 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

  • #3   Mishee™ bang

    The third picture is genius.

    I should’ve used that one when my brother rented on my employee account and then returned them late and I refused to pay the late fee because of the principle.

    Did you know you can get fired for having a late fee at Blockbuster?

    Just another reason I hate him.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 9:24 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Isuck

      Misshe = LUV2EAT

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:08 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #3.2   Sirius bang

      ISuck = LUV2FL8

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:19 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #3.3   Mishee

      Isuck = LUVSCOCK

      And yes, I do love to eat. But if you tasted my mama’s cooking, you would love to eat too!

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:21 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #3.4   GhostWriter bang

      My plate = A24 DVX

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:24 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #3.5   Frank bang


      sad I missed this yesterday……

      *fully submits to Mishee for punishments regarding recent lack in attendance.*

      Apr 28, 2009 at 2:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #4   Beanster

    I’m curious as to what inspired number three to use an entire tube of lipstick…

    * dreams a scenario *

    Jocelyn slips on her pink dress, excited for her first date with Dave. She finishes her make-up with a touch up of her favourite “Berry Blast” lipstick and hears the doorbell ring. After a wonderful dinner, the pair decide to cuddle by the fire and watch a rented movie, picked out on the way home.

    Two weeks go by and Jocelyn doesn’t hear from Dave. The phone rings. She answers. She hears Dave’s voice on the other end of the line. Her heart skips a beat, and then two. She is momentarily worried for her health, but the feeling passes. “This is Mill Street Video,” Dave drones, “calling to inform you that you have an overdue DVD. Your account will be suspended until it is returned and all fines are paid.” Jocelyn gasps. “Dave?” she asks, tentatively. “And due to this oversight, I am afraid we just aren’t going to work,” Dave replies. “You just aren’t the responsible woman I am looking for.”

    Jocelyn sobs and realizes her lipstick will forever be tainted with the memory of this moment.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 9:26 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

  • #5   claw71 bang

    The thing I like about vanity plates is that they all say the same thing: asshole. Don’t get me wrong, there was a time when I really wanted to get vanity plates but then I turned 12 and had better things to do.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 9:26 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Beanster

      I think designing vanity plates was a creative thinking activity in my grade five class. A “real life” way to deal with restrictions and combinations. To my knowledge, the real life application involved telling mummy to get “ar1pan13″ on her plates, not actually getting “ar1pan13″ on my plates.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:34 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #5.2   GhostWriter bang

      I am so getting 0PTIMUSPRIME on my plate.

      check it out- my “O” is really a zero!!

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:27 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #5.3   Neeners

      Vanity plates are a mistake, they make it way too easy to identify you when you do a hit and run or drive by.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 1:00 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #6   unholyghost2003 bang

    “58MPG” vanity plate in Madison … please let me translate. I know many of you think it is probably just some jerk bragging about how much money he is saving but this is MADISON. What this plate is actually saying is “Hey all you patuli scented, granola eating, UW Madison neo-hippie, dreadlock wearing white girls! I save the planet and my cock isn’t going to suck itself.”

    Apr 27, 2009 at 9:27 am   rating: 41  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   claw71 bang

      That’s a thought. 58 mpg is great but if my cock could suck itself I wouldn’t have to drive at all. I don’t know that I’d want to watch my cock suck itself but I bet it would feel good. Especially if my balls could lick themselves in the process. Then all I’d need is for my butthole to grow a pinkie finger…

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:46 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #6.2   octavius

      I’ve gone right off my breakfast!

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:09 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #6.3   Neeners

      just threw up a little

      Apr 28, 2009 at 12:58 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #6.4   Holiday Djinn

      pinkie finger? from what I’ve heard you butthole would need to grow an entire fist. . . . . .

      Apr 28, 2009 at 7:14 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #7   N/A

    I confess, I would totally get a 58mpg type plate for my Prius if I weren’t so cheap. Apart from anything else there’s a guy in town with a hummer that has a plate saying ’1 mpg’ and I would just love to park next to him. Maybe I should just dummy one up, slap it on next time I get to park next to him, shoot a picture, and then take the fake plate off. Then I could post if all over the internet because I’m just that cool.

    OK, I won’t really but you must admit that that first picture would be way funnier with the ’1 mpg’ hummer parked next to it.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 9:43 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Beanster bang

      duly admitted.

      that guy is a giant douche, but at least he knows he’s a giant douche. (i think that makes me hate him more)

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:49 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #7.2   claw71 bang

      I used to be pretty antagonistic toward the jerks who drive Hummers or big 4×4 pickups for everyday commuting. Then I realized that they are overcompensating. Not like the balding middle-aged suits who drive sports cars, they’re trying to create the illusion of vitality because they’re wives became bingo-playing biddies with no interest in sex. No, the truckers have hot wives that they can’t satisfy, so they buy big trucks to make themselves seem more intimidating.

      You can find these guys on craigslist, usually in the MW4M section of casual encounters. None of them are gay, mind you, but they’d still love to lick your balls while you bang their wives.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:57 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #7.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      Yes claw, you are right as per usual. Don’t forget though these also tend to be the same trucks that have Bumper Nutz swinging below their PRISTINE tailgate.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:13 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #7.4   claw71 bang

      And don’t forget the obligatory Calvin sticker. You know the one: where he’s urinating on the logo of a rival make. Extra points go to the guy who gets the rubber scrotum, the Reese hitch cap with the propeller and the entire assortment of pissing Calvin stickers so the driver can make it clear that he’s better than everybody. Couldn’t get his wife off to save his life, but dammit, he’s better than you.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:11 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #7.5   aaa

      Oooh, the truck scrotum website has a NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC.

      Bumpernuts are for static display only.

      The end user is responsible for displaying them on moving objects.


      Wow. *headdesk*

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #7.6   claw71 bang

      And this from the Nashville Cryer:



      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:41 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #7.7   Lorelie

      *looks out window at husband’s new, 4×4 truck*

      Did claw just call me a hot wife?


      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:49 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #8   zenvelo

    that priss driver only gets 58 mpg ‘cuz he’s driving 20 mph in a 45 zone..and while he’s feeling so smug about his hyper-miling, twenty people behind him are ready to beat the living shit out of him with active aggression…

    Apr 27, 2009 at 9:48 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   QuarterRoy00 bang

      Leanin’ to the side, but you can’t speed through. Two miles an hour, so everybody sees you.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:52 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #8.2   aaa

      -100 points for misspelling Prius. I can’t tell if it’s intentional or not (y’know, to make a point and all), but either way, you fail.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:17 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #8.3   Clumber

      I thought it was spelled P-O-M-P-O-U-S ?

      sorry… suck day @ work, that’s all I got today. ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♪ ♫

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:04 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #8.4   not me!

      I thought “priss” was pretty appropriate myself. :-)

      Apr 28, 2009 at 2:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #8.5   N/A

      You don’t have to drive like a prick to get good mileage you know. It is hard to get up to 58mpg but possible around this time of year. When I last filled up I had a tank average of 56mpg because I didn’t use AC or heating and I was mostly driving in town with very little highway driving. It also doesn’t mean you’re always driving slowly. There’s one valley I drive across a few times a week. By going up to 38 coasting down one side I can get all the way up the other side and still do 30 at the top but barely use any gas. It’s all about anticipation and a light touch.

      Apr 30, 2009 at 8:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #8.6   Canthz_B bang

      I just read an article the other day that reported on the Prius accelerating on its own, the brakes malfunctioning and the car shutting off.
      In one instance a guy who was test-driving it with the dealer in the car had these problems.
      Toyota blamed the floor mats.

      I need to leave for work right now, but I’d suggest any Prius owners who may come by Google the matter.

      Just doing my civic (no I don’t drive a Honda!) duty here.

      Apr 30, 2009 at 9:20 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #9   QuarterRoy00 bang

    58MPG doesn’t stand for “Miles Per Gallon” sillies!

    It stands for “Midgets Pounded Gently”

    Apr 27, 2009 at 9:54 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #10   octavius

    There is a real registration number in the UK that got through the corporate censors and sums up all vanity plate owners.

    PEN 15

    Apr 27, 2009 at 10:23 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Lorelie

      One of the boys on my school’s water polo team was nicknamed Pen15.

      Speedos. Don’t hide nothin’.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:52 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #11   Sirius bang

    These vanity plate suggestions are FKNDLCS!

    I know, I know, into the ‘tard I go!

    Apr 27, 2009 at 10:24 am   rating: 31  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Mishee™ bang


      Yes, you get the unitard (I don’t want to refer to it as “The Tard” cause then you might think I am talking about Isuck) but only if I get to jump in with you! :)

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:27 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #11.2   Beanster bang

      but done with such creativity and flavour.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:27 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #11.3   Ti to the O bang

      High on Artistic Merit and he stuck his landing! 10!

      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:33 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #11.4   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Doesn’t that hurt?…

      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:51 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #12   GhostWriter bang

    Am I just hungry…
    …or is that “r” in “Divorced” made out of bacon??

    Apr 27, 2009 at 10:31 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Sirius bang

      My first divorce happened because of pork.

      Well, pork + babysitter.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:35 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #12.2   Ti to the O bang


      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:34 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

  • #13   Cool Guy

    I wish I owned a car that got 58 MPG. Hell, I wish I owned a car period. My plate would read NE1469
    since I was born in New England in 1469.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 10:37 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      Dull story but
      on the local news the other night was a lady who is pissed because her plate was not approved. She is a dirty hippie vegan who loves Tofu. She wanted her plate to read “Iluvtofu” and is mad because who could EVER read anything dirty into THAT?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:42 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #13.2   Mishee™ bang

      *a little confused about the actual age of Cool Guy*

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:45 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #13.3   anglophile bang

      Huh, I wonder if my vanity plate of IH8TOFU has anything to do with my pure as the driven snow status. I was just warning away vegans.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:48 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #13.4   claw71 bang

      My first plate was just the random draw from the state but it sure attracted a lot of attention:


      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:25 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #13.5   Ti to the O bang

      Dirty fucking hippies and their tofu powered hippie machines painted with flowers and stinking of jasmine incense and patchouli! I hate them they should be ground up and allowed to rot turning into methane to power the heater in my house. Then I can say “oh hey I am green I heat my hot water and house with the power of dead dirty hippies.
      P.S.: Phish is not as good as the Dead and never will be.
      P.P.S. Hobo’s are better than you. At least you can sing songs with them as you ride the rails and they make good hamburgers.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:31 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #13.6   aaa

      I’m not a dirty fucking hippie, but I do eat tofu because I think I’m better and more culturally aware than you all for eating food from another culture. :D

      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #13.7   unholyghost2003 bang

      *considering how Timo powers his water heater I wonder if, in the sentence “[hobos] make good hamburgers,” the hobos are the Chefs or the ingredients*

      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:44 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #13.8   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Exactlly what I was thinking….OOPs I read cheif ingredient…no extra seasoning needed.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #13.9   Grimfool_Reluctant

      Oh, wow, dude, like, you, really, harshed my, like, buzz, man. Like, you grind up hobos and make hamburgers, man? Dude . . . dude . . . sloppy joes, man. Oh, wow, cool, made myself laugh, dude. Hey, what’s in shepherd pie, man?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 5:24 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #13.10   T to the O

      wheeeeeep uh heeere! totally duude! I mean… you know… hey… what? The best thing right now would be if, uh, instead of like the Ice Cream man if the Pizza dude came around and um well see then he has like this big kick ass van with pizzas in it. Think about it we could totally do that. I mean and it didn’t have to be pizza, a falafel and hummus van, a liver and onions van, a macaroni and cheese van. It would be awesome and right there, right there dude outside the front door… dude I am hungry we should go get something.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 8:30 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #13.11   Grimfool_Reluctant

      Dude, that’s so, righteous, but imagine if the van were MADE of pizza, right?, and, like, the vanity plate said “EATME” and we, like, said, yeah, yeah, and then a taco convertible drove up and . . . wait, man, ah, I lost it. Were we talking about space or something, man?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 9:58 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #14   aaa

    That last one sounds like something that would get sent in to PostSecret. Maybe somebody found their postcard before they mailed it in and painted their car with their secret out of spite.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 10:59 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #15   aaa

    I’m guessing that the owner of the first car wanted to take the whole “I’m a better human than you are and don’t you forget it” thing to the next level. The “Oil is murder” and “Al Gore is my homeboy” stickers were just too pedestrian; I mean, any jackass can get one and stick it on their car. So they decide to sink fifty bucks into a vanity plate telling the whole world how awesome a person they are. I mean, what better way to show how better you are than all other humans than to throw money around to prove your point?

    Apr 27, 2009 at 11:12 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   claw71 bang

      Don’t be a “H8TR”

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:29 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #15.2   Vanity

      Don’t be a “hatter”?

      What’s wrong with being a hatter? I think it’s a noble profession; It’s even better when you’re mad.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:42 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #15.3   Mishee™ bang

      Of course claw will be getting one that advertises his most recent profession:


      He’s taking a cue from Tobias Funke and trying to bridge the gap between being an Analyst and a Therapist.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:47 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #15.4   Beanster

      plus a zillion burgle-bucks for the arrested development reference

      Apr 27, 2009 at 1:09 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #15.5   T to the O

      “I’ll take The Rapist for $1000 Trebek.”

      Apr 27, 2009 at 7:42 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #16   LillyPockets

    I thought my dad was joking a few years back when he said he was going to get vanity plates on his corvette. Sadly, he wasn’t and he couldn’t wait to show me next time I visited. I almost died when I saw “SHOMEDA$” on his license plate. Apparently I didn’t know how much he loved the movie “Jerry Maguire”. He is a major dork but I love him anyway.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 11:19 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   claw71 bang

      But did it work? Has he been scoring that 20 year-old tail? Ask your friends.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:30 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #16.2   LillyPockets

      Well I highly doubt it but you never know…

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:43 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #16.3   Lorelie

      I can’t be the only one who reads “SHOMEDA$” as “Some Ass,” right?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:56 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #16.4   anglophile bang

      Your state allows special characters on their license plates? Or did your dad turn an S into a $ with some electrical tape?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:10 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #17   Isuck

    Where’s mamawantedason? I was thinking her’s is probably 4MERGUY. Perhaps CHKWDIK?

    Apr 27, 2009 at 11:23 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Sirius bang

      I bet s/he can tell you all about that possessive apostrophe fail you got goin’ there.

      Seriously, shouldn’t you be in school? Or out in the backwoods, drinkin’ corn liquor and sodomizing Ned Beatty?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:32 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #17.2   Mishee™ bang

      The only reason mama would have “CHKWDIK” as her license plate is due to the fact that she is a married woman.

      Any good wife keeps her husband’s junk in a mason jar in the pantry, only dusting it off and letting him enjoy it on special occasions like their anniversary, valentine’s day, and of course, the opening ceremonies of the Olympic games…

      She’s such a good woman…

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:41 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #17.3   Isuck

      That’s actually her junk in that jar, hence the 4MERGUY plate. I hate that I had to explain that. Enjoy my awesomeness kids.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:50 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #17.4   oi!

      gowwwd! so he really thinks people did not get his point? Did’t he see that how Mishee just twisted his sick view to awesome comeback?
      Now I know why he keeps coming back here. Humor and insults here are way out of his league, people.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #17.5   PhD student

      17.3: is that you Ralphy?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 1:03 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #17.6   mamason bang

      Isuck! Give me back my “junk in a jar”! I’ve told you a million times, my pickled dick is NOT your pacifier!

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:46 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #17.7   mamason bang

      …the testes, too. :roll:

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:49 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #18   Vanity

    Seriously, some vanity plates are cute, but there seem to be an abundance of plates that simply state what car they’re attached to.


    I don’t understand why someone would pay $50 a year to restate what their car already says.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 11:35 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Sirius bang

      Well, unless you’re driving an extended-length Ram, or a brown Probe.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 11:40 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

  • #19   Colleen

    I usually find this site very funny but ISuck’s comments regarding the GLBTQ community are very offensive. Yes, I don’t know your story, yes I am a first time poster, oh and yes I do have a sense of humor. What continues to be posted is cruel. If there was a option to report that I could find, I would.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 12:20 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   Mishee™ bang

      *loves that GLBTQ (which I had to google) means gay, lesbian, bi, transgender, and queer*

      Aren’t all of the above “queer”?

      I’m jus’ sayin’…

      Oh, and I agree, Isuck certainly does suck.

      Oh, and Colleen, you’re never in the wrong if your opinion matches that of us people who actually matter here. You are welcome to post anytime you like if you have that view! :D

      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:24 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #19.2   Colleen

      I suppose I should not have gone with the acronym I apologize.

      And the reason Queer is added is because there are people who do not identify as Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender but don’t identify as Straight either. An example of this would be heteroflexible which are people who predominately only have relationships with the opposite sex but may have had a same sex experience, relationship, fantasy along the way.

      Now I feel kind of like I am lecturing…but I thought I would try and answer a question.

      Thanks Mishee, glad to hear that ISuck’s view is not the view of the majority here!! :) I didn’t think it was.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:30 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #19.3   aaa

      A few points:

      1) Isuck is a troll (which Mishee alluded to).
      2) Gigglebrax your posts, lest you be branded with the ‘Tard.
      3) Respond to trolls (or all humans) with vitriolic humor, lest you be branded a Boring Betty or a Debbie Downer for providing rational, well-thought comments.


      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:40 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #19.4   Mishee™ bang

      I alluded to that?

      hmmm… I guess I’m craftier than first believed…

      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #19.5   Colleen

      What in the world is Gigglebrax?

      *pleads internet ignorance*

      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:48 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #19.6   unholyghost2003 bang

      “gigglebrax your comment” means “nest your comment” so rather than just leaving a comment that would get issued a new comment number you hit “reply to this comment” or “add to this thread” and your comment gets issued a subsidiary comment number (such as this comment is #19.6 not comment #20)

      Apr 27, 2009 at 12:54 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #19.7   Scubasteve

      I’m not trying to defend the suck guy, but I don’t think he is hating on the acronym club. I think he’s trying to piss off the people by calling them something they wouldn’t want to be called. Girl being called a tranny = mad girl.

      Anyway, seems gay people call themselves fags, blacks drop n bombs and all that.

      I would say though that DADRAPED and 4MERGUY are comedy gold.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 1:08 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #19.8   Mishee™ bang

      Isuck only came up with those license plates because one of them is his (DADRAPED) and 4MERGUY is his “sister’s” – and “she” only got that one since DADRAPED was already taken.

      You know what they say, the funniest comedy comes from real life experiences…

      Apr 27, 2009 at 1:10 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #19.9   aaa

      Scubasteve, Isuck is a troll. Although I’m disappointed in his trollish behavior. Surely, he can step it up a notch with more creative name-calling and threats of internet violence. Or at least a Rickroll or two.

      BTW, Mishee, we all know that if somebody doesn’t agree with us, they’re a troll. c:

      Apr 27, 2009 at 1:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #19.10   Scubasteve

      I guess I prefer my trolls lowkey but still really offensive. I like that he doesn’t post all the time and internet violence seems silly.

      Well done Mishee, he also might have his whole name, ISUKCOK, or would his dad have that one? I guess their all interchangable.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 1:45 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #19.11   aaa

      Internet violence is silly, which is why truly effective trolls should use it. I mean, the entire concept of trolling is silly, so why not embrace the concept wholeheartedly?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #19.12   Clumber

      Yet another reason to ♥ Mishee – truth in advertising. Can’t beat that with a stick… well unless you ask nicely… umm… so I have heard.

      In other news, I am offended by the acronym GLBTQ. I think us Lesbos should be mentioned first. Stop oppressing me!!

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #19.13   Scubasteve

      Ugh internet flirting is just as bad or worse then internet violence.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:49 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #19.14   Mishee™ bang

      Not when you are the one being flirted with.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 4:18 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #19.15   Clumber

      @ Scubasteve – you type that like they’re mutually exclusive. I suggest you read a few more Claw Tomes… probably not too late at night, though. Sometimes sleep won’t find you again for days…

      (yeah, I try too, but tend to glaze over and toddle off by about 25 lines in…. My weakness, I’m sure.)

      Apr 28, 2009 at 4:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #20   thatgirl

    cant…….stop…….laughing…… the poster named “ISuck”.

    somebody make him stop…….no dont!

    Apr 27, 2009 at 2:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Mishee™ bang

      thatgirl – None of us can stop. (Well, okay, I can.. but I digest…)

      Its kind of sad… but one day he will realize that we are laughing AT him, and not WITH him.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:19 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #20.2   Geek Goddesss

      I can stop anytime I want to. I just don’t want to right now. Really.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 4:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #21   thatgirl

    speak for yourself lady. im laughing with him and at claw.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 2:27 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Saysh bang

      Gigglebrax please or we shall think you are even more sucky than ISuck – ESPECIALLY because Gigglebraxing was already EXPLAINED in this thread! (see 19.6)

      (How was that for a PAN note within a comment?? :twisted: )

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:31 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #21.2   unholyghost2003 bang

      Why do I think thatgirl and Isuck are the same person?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:46 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #21.3   Saysh bang

      Same reason that I did… except that Isuck knows how to Gigglebrax.. that threw me. *grin*

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #21.4   aaa

      Because I do too and we all know that I’m always right . ;)

      Apr 27, 2009 at 2:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #21.5   unholyghost2003 bang

      Good point on the gigglebraxing also Isuck isn’t skittish about swearing and knows this is a swear friendly site and so would spell “fuck” correctly.


      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:10 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #21.6   Saysh bang


      Where’s CB?? HE can explain it SO much better.. *weg*

      Oh CB darling… love of my life.. where are you and that fabulously acid tongue of yours….

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #21.7   mamason bang

      Acid tongue? 8-O

      That’s gotta hurt!

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:23 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #21.8   Saysh bang

      oh mama, you forget. I am not JUST a sadist.. I’m a masochist too!


      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #22   thatgirl

    right because its impossible for anyone else to disagree with the clique.

    get over yourself dude.

    if i was that dedicated to the site i’d go thru whatever process it took to recover my password.

    i pass thru. i laugh. i leave.

    today im laughing at claw and with isuck. its just that simple.

    there’s no us versus we and if it makes you feel better i truly dont give a fukk about any of you individually.

    tomorrow i may laugh at isuck. anything’s possible.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 2:54 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Mishee™ bang

      you can disagree with the clique all you want.

      doesn’t mean you’re right.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:03 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #22.2   mamason bang

      Don’t feed the trolls. They live underbridges and like to waylay innocent passersby.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:15 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #22.3   Saysh bang


      *thinks about bowing to Mishee, changes mind*

      *kisses her instead*

      *kisses mama too!*

      *decides we need to all be somewhere else for a little while :twisted: *

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #22.4   unholyghost2003 bang

      You know it Mama!

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #22.5   anglophile bang

      *wishes she were part of the clique, but, on the whole, can’t give up her Rush and Hannity*

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:22 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #22.6   Saysh bang

      Glo darlin.. YOU are ALWAYS part of the cool kids. We cannot exist with YOU.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #22.7   Sue Do Nim

      Us vs. we? Is that the plural of me vs. I?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 8:02 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #22.8   aaa

      Awwww, thatgirl sucks at the internet. I think Isuck ate her sense of humor. :c

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:26 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #23   thatgirl

    right about what exactly?

    i didnt make any arguments. all i did was say that i was laughing with isuck.

    big fukkin deal.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 3:11 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #24   thatgirl

    what the fuck??

    you can spell out curse words on here?

    perhaps i’ll find my password after all.

    thanks for sharing lady…….or man……..or whoever the fuck you are.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 3:14 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      *sigh* Gigglebrax FAIL

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:19 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #24.2   mamason bang

      Some animals can’t be taught. :roll:

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:24 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #24.3   Saysh bang

      Nope.. should just be shot and put out of OUR misery. *weg*

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #24.4   commenter

      “Gigglebrax” has to be the most stupid term spawned on the internet. It was made up here, wasn’t it?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:32 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #24.5   Scubasteve

      Maybe the thread and comment button are messed up… always good to preview first.

      So, did car #3 write that on their own car or did someone else? I’ve read the stupid theories, is there any good ones?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #24.6   Mishee™ bang

      The fact that thatgirl says “you can spell out curse words here?” goes to show that she probably spends most of the rest of her allotted internet time on and googling images of the jonas brothers to print out and hang in her locker at school.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:46 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #24.7   unholyghost2003 bang

      Oh scubasteve You are such a cheery person. It is good to have you here looking for the best in people. Seriously.

      Ummm best guess is similar to the “stupid” theories. The car owner/driver rented a movie on a friend/relative/Significant Other’s account returned the movie late and is refusing to pay the late fee. The person with the account spotted the car at the mall/the car owner/driver’s work place and left the rather silly message.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:52 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #25   HorribleLicensePlates

    I know, I know…

    Apr 27, 2009 at 3:33 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   anglophile bang

      Now that’s the way to be a shameless web whore. On topic, and a funny site, too. Excellent.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 3:47 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #25.2   Ti to the O bang


      Apr 27, 2009 at 4:33 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #26   wolfpack

    58MPG?? Bullshit. The Fed says it’s 46-48. So not only is that person a smug sonofabitch, he’s a liar to boot!

    Apr 27, 2009 at 4:18 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #27   thatgirl

    a 32 year old pregnant black woman from harlem, the jonas brothers and high school dont quite go together but if it will give you a thumbs up then by all means, have at it lady.

    the fact that you actually tried to sum little ol me up with such limited info means you need to leave the internet and go outside for some fresh air more often (without your laptop, that is)

    what a maroon.

    and the next time i get here i might laugh at claw again. does it really mean that much to you?

    your idiocy quells my contractions. i think im gonna stick around.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 5:03 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   ThatBoy

      When is the Baby due? Another evil little welfare spawn most likely conceived in November as the votes were tallied. Won’t it be hard to get Johns I mean customers? Who would want to be thumping junior in the head with his dangle? Well that explains you anyway. Your mom did eventually stop hanging around Port Authority bathrooms. You’re just too arrogant and stupid to add your comment to the one you are responding to. I know you were responding to someone above but I am too… well honestly I loss interest in the project right about now. Your idiocy quells my interest.

      F.U. w/b

      Apr 27, 2009 at 5:22 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #27.2   Mishee™ bang

      I’m a dark red?

      Wow. I always saw myself as more of a periwinkle.

      Harlem huh?

      That explains a lot.

      And as for you laughing at claw… well, that really doesn’t bother me, because unlike some peaceful, sensitive souls on this site who I rush to defend, I know that claw can take care of himself, and just like a kindly neighborhood dog, if he feels threatened, he will rip your face off himself.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 5:26 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #27.3   Snippy

      And your idiocy swells my erection, thatgirl.

      No-one here wants to know where/what you stick your thumbs up.

      *Wonders whether thatgirl and isuck had to fight to see who would get to have which vanity plate: ISWALOW or IMABOTM*

      Apr 27, 2009 at 5:51 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #27.4   Urban Dictionary

      1. maroon
      A term of derision often uttered by Bugs Bunny when referring to an interaction with a dopey adversary. It is a mispronunciation of the word “Moron”
      “What a Maroon!” “Will ya get a load of this maroon”
      by Tannasg Jul 30, 2004 share this
      2. maroon
      A fuckwit, elmore or jackweed. Doesn’t rise to the level of moron because that is spelled correctly.
      The maroons who ran Enron really elmored the company up.
      fuckwit elmore jackweed disaster fiasco
      by Prim n Proper Sep 26, 2007 share this

      Apr 27, 2009 at 6:01 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #27.5   anglophile bang

      I object to your racial profiling, thatgirl.

      There’s nothing at all that says a 32 year old pregnant black woman in Harlem can’t be a Jonas Brothers fan, like Hannah Montana, or still be in high school.

      Until we all learn to fight such bigotted assumptions about our fellow human beings, racism will still exist in our society.

      It’s a damn shame.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 6:08 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #27.6   Geek Goddess

      Keep on with the periwinkle, Mama, and perhaps someday you will be an Indigo!

      *The Indigo Children: The New Kids Have Arrived, written by husband and wife self-help lecturers Lee Carroll and Jan Tober. Tober and Carroll describe the goal of indigo children to be a remaking of the world into one lacking war, trash and processed food, though if blocked from their goal they may end up murdering others or being institutionalized.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 7:14 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #27.7   Neeners

      Is “that girl” a Marlo Thomas fan or a Stevie Wonder fan? “That girl thinks that she’s so bad…”
      Love that song!

      Apr 28, 2009 at 1:28 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #28   thatgirl

    the baby is due on the 4th of july.

    i know. i know, so patriotic. go team america!!

    thanks for the well wishes.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 5:24 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #29   thatgirl

    btw—racism isnt even offensive anymore in 2009.

    at this point its just lame as hell.


    dust yourself off and try again kiddo.

    Apr 27, 2009 at 5:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #30   thatgirl

    maroon is a throwback from back in the days. you might be too young to appreciate it. its one of those “you had to be there” sorta things.

    lol……..the threats to shoot me, the racist and geographical assumptions…….good times were had by all but alas my brownstone uptown awaits me. who knew that i could garner so much of a fan base??

    i seriously doubt there was ever anything for mr. claw to be upset over but rest assure i’ll be sure to check back in and find out. you guys are a riot!

    Apr 27, 2009 at 5:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   Mishee™ bang

      *looks around confused*

      Did I say something racist and not know it?

      That’s weird. Usually I am very aware when I decide to put on my “Racist Hat”.

      Funny how you took my “Harlem. That explains a lot” comment as racist.

      If I wanted to be racist I would’ve said, “Black. That explains everything!” so just next time make sure before you jump the gun an assume. Because we all know what happens when we assume

      I’m also still not getting the “maroon” thing, which according to you, I should since you only have 2 years on me. Guess I really just “had to be there”….

      Apr 27, 2009 at 5:56 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #30.2   Geek Goddess

      Some people on this site are a riot. Thatgirl, not so much.
      More likely, I am just not getting the joke. Perhaps somebody could explain it to me, so I can have a laugh and forget that I didn’t get my paycheck today?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 6:20 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #30.3   Mishee™ bang

      GG – even though you didn’t get a paycheck, you did get “Word! Of The Day”…. so that’s something at least….

      Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick…

      Apr 27, 2009 at 6:25 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #30.4   Bugs Bunny

      I’ve always said maroon as a purposeful mispronunciation of moron, as in: “What a maroon!” like Bugs Bunny used to say.

      (Guessing most folks knew this but wanted to share – Bugs is still a very funny bunny.)

      Apr 27, 2009 at 6:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #30.5   Bugs Bunny

      I see it has already been addressed. Sigh. Always the bridesmaid.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 7:03 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #30.6   T to the O

      :lol: I love that cartoon! I think that Bugs might have been a little PA too.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 8:23 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #30.7   Geek Goddess

      Thanks, Mishee™, that cheers me up, even if the bills don’t get paid today.

      On an entirely different subject, does anybody know how to get highlighter ink off of skin without *ouch* scrubbing?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 8:28 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #31   bald outing

    too funny – wonder who wrote the one about returning videos…maybe a clerk who takes his job wayyyy too seriously

    Apr 27, 2009 at 5:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   Mishee™ bang

      I don’t get a clerk doing that over returning movies… late fees are movie store’s bread and butter.

      Now, if this was 10 years ago, and it said “I DON’T REWIND ANY MOVIE I RENT” I would totally go for the Disgruntled Clerk theory. I’ve been there. It sucks.

      Apr 27, 2009 at 6:27 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #32   Echo

    Never underestimate the peanut gallery on this site….

    Apr 27, 2009 at 5:57 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   Snippy

      {sigh} So sad that guys are always obsessing over the size of their peanuts…

      Apr 27, 2009 at 6:27 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #32.2   Geek Goddess

      Don’t most guys overestimate their peanut galleries?

      Apr 27, 2009 at 7:17 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #32.3   se

      you show me yours and I’ll show you mine

      Apr 27, 2009 at 10:08 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #33   stuff

    wow, people get so uptight and hateful over customised liscence plates!

    I think my fave i’ve seen was bl1ng it
    with “bling it on” underneath on a v. nice black car.

    Apr 28, 2009 at 4:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   aaa

      Helpful Tip of the Day:

      Never take anything you see on PAN seriously.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 6:05 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #34   What's So Funny

    I love how people who think that striving for new (and, mostly, not so new) ways to turn every single PAN’s comment section into an opportunity to stretch their anal sex joke repertoire have somehow come to the conclusion that their collective “wit” makes them fit to decide what is and is not funny. Heaven forbid anyone not fall in line with the daily dose of “oh, Mishee likes it hard,” or Claw’s ridiculous attempts to be “edgy.” The world gets it, you all think anal rape, spanking, sex toys, etc are HILARIOUS. Really, we all got the idea about, oh, months ago, at least.
    The most common thing I hear about now is along the lines of “love the notes, the comment section sucks, it’s just the same old group of people trying to impress each other with the same old lame sex jokes.” Believe it or not, there are a host of people out there on the internet having conversations with people that don’t involve the clumsiest innuendo and “hee hee, we’re talking about dirty sex stuff, giggle” ever. They’re called grown ups with real senses of humor who don’t need to rely on that crap to be funny or have a conversation with other people.
    And I love how it’s all “oh, Claw doesn’t need us to defend him,” while you proceed to rip apart the person who dared to laugh at him.
    And yeah, I didn’t “gigglebrax” my comment right now. I could have wandered up to any of the host of obnoxious posts and clicked “add to this thread,” but there were just too many to choose from. I didn’t want all the other obnoxious posts to feel left out if I chose just one. And, I do admit, it does make me laugh to watch you guys go into “gigglebrax” meltdown status when someone fails to nest their comments. And only you guys would come up with a douchetastic word like “gigglebrax” when a perfectly good word already exists in the English language to describe it–nest. But, if you didn’t have your little “special” ridiculous word, you wouldn’t be able to feel cool and superior to the people who wander onto the site and don’t know what your stupid word means.

    I should be nicer though, I’m guessing this board is the only time most of you have ever felt “popular” and you’re trying like crazy to mimic the way the “cool” kids in high school acted.

    Apr 28, 2009 at 4:36 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   GK bang

      …Sorry, got distracted by a herd of teal deer for a second. You were saying something about how much you enjoy receiving anal intercourse?

      Apr 28, 2009 at 4:58 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #34.2   anglophile bang

      Aw, I missed the anal rape comments. Now I’m going to have to go back and read them all again.

      No need to be so bitter, What’s So Funny. Just make a few mildly funny comments that are mildly related to the note, and you can join the community too. Not that I’m part of the community; I don’t qualify, but I’ve seen how it’s done.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 5:22 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #34.3   aaa

      What’s So Funny, I love how you seem to take everything seriously and seem to think we take it seriously. Heaven forbid we don’t have our daily dose of ‘OMG YOU GUYS ALL SUCK GET A LIFE OFF TEH INTARWEBZ” in the form of a thirty-page comment.

      I would reply to the rest of your comment, but after reading the first paragraph, I soon lost interest in the project.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 5:56 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #34.4   Wade bang

      I am constantly amazed at drive by posters who feel the necessity to publish a “Here’s What’s Wrong With All Of You” Manifesto at 4ish in the morning PAN time. How low does a person’s sense of self-worth have to be, that they are compelled to take the time and energy to type out a humorless rant about the comments on a light-hearted blog about passive-aggressive notes?

      Then again, perhaps this sort of obtuse, spiteful note is at home on this site. It just belongs at the top of the page. ;)

      Apr 28, 2009 at 6:39 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #34.5   Correction

      It USED to be a light-hearted blog. Both regulars and trolls ruined that about two years ago.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 6:57 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #34.6   Wade bang

      Oh, I would contend that it is still light-hearted, correction notwithstanding. ;)

      Apr 28, 2009 at 7:04 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #34.7   GK bang

      If it’s so very depressing for you to be here, why not leave? The rest of us seem to find it light-hearted enough, but if it doesn’t work for you there are plenty of other humour sites on the Web. Go find one you enjoy!

      Apr 28, 2009 at 7:06 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #34.8   anglophile bang

      About two years ago? You mean, before it was in existence? ;)

      Apr 28, 2009 at 7:08 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #34.9   Correction

      Yeah, about two years ago. I am not about to find the first post but I know the “hotpockets” post was May 2007. SO yeah about two years. See what I mean? Stop being a fucking bitch.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 7:32 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #34.10   anglophile bang

      You must have me confused with someone else. I won’t deny the bitch part, but the fucking? No sir. Ask anyone. I own decorative hand towels and I knit.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 7:37 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #34.11   Correction

      Exactly. Thanks for playing. I would expect you not to admit you were being a cunty bitch for the hell of it. And heaven forbid you admit you were wrong.
      Have a lovely day!!!

      Apr 28, 2009 at 7:40 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #34.12   GK bang

      The very first post was also in May 2007. So, no, anglophile is right, it has only been around for slightly under two years. So this time “about two years ago” that you say was the beginning of the Mean Girls’ Reign of Terror would have to have been at the start of the blog’s existence. So where’s this great Golden Age that you’re yearning back to?

      In short:

      Why are you here? :-D

      Apr 28, 2009 at 8:25 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #34.13   Isuck

      Wow! What’s so funny! You hit the nail on the head then shattered the wall and destroyed the entire building.

      Your plate… FKNGNUS, MYHERO, PANGOD, NOHERPS, COOLRTNU… I approve of this message 1000%

      Apr 28, 2009 at 8:39 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #34.14   Correction

      *que the peanut galery”

      In short jackass: I said almost. The implication was that it has been ruined since virtually the very beginning. Stay the fuck out of it. My post toward anglowhatever was in no way directed toward you. With that I must head to life in the real world. Toodles :)

      Apr 28, 2009 at 8:41 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #34.15   CS

      This is interesting. Ultimately, we summed up the animosity on this board.

      There is a group of about a half dozen socially-awkward people that have claimed the comment section as their own personal chat room. Sticking together as a group and ostracizing anyone that doesn’t agree with them has formed sort of a “moms-basement dwelling, 35-year-old virgin” version of the “cool kids club” or (as someone mentioned earlier Mean Girls). There is also a silent passive-aggressive crowd that are resentful that they enjoy the blog and want to comment on the letter but don’t want to deal with 130 comments that 3/4 have nothing to do with the note, because someone like Mishee or Old School posted 27 comments in a couple hours (which isn’t as pathetic as it sounds, i guess).

      This results in outburst that accomplish nothing. If you’re one of the many people who have had the “comments section” ruined for them by a small group of people, just accept this section as a casualty on an otherwise great blog, and read the notes, the commentary and skip the comments. There are plenty other blogs that you can comment on. Just don’t hog them and try to control them for a sad, artificial social life.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 9:11 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #34.16   aaa

      People are getting this worked up about a blog? :/

      Apr 28, 2009 at 11:16 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #34.17   unholyghost2003 bang

      woah. this all got so … META.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 11:21 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #34.18   Frank bang

      Consider this. Most of that small group of people who you consider to be ruining this site are friends in real life. They talk on the phone. They send each other e-mails. They help each other emotionally through difficult times they are having in their real personal lives. So they have developed some inside jokes. Who cares. I’m sure you have inside jokes with your friends too. How would you feel if some stranger started getting royally pissed off at you for cracking a joke with your friend. A little effing confused maybe? Claw does Claw’s thing for nobody’s benefit but his own. He’s our friend though and we happen to think he’s funny. Mishee says Mishee things because she is our Mishee. You don’t know her. She didn’t say it for you. And talking to Glo that way is a sin. She is nothing if not an angel. Go ahead and leave your little comments. Get them out. We don’t really care. We’ll just keep doing our thing, and you keep doing yours. RELAX people.

      BTW there are no other websites that have comment sections quite like this one does. Just try and embrace it for its uniqueness. It’s truly one in a billion…

      Apr 28, 2009 at 2:55 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #34.19   Sirius bang

      I would + you a thumb for that, but you forgot the obligatory anal sex joke.

      Wait . . . anal . . . thumb . . . :idea: . . . BRB

      Apr 28, 2009 at 3:05 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #34.20   Frank bang

      I like it in the ass. :|

      Apr 28, 2009 at 3:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #34.21   Not Worth It

      Oh good grief. If the comments bother you that much, don’t read them!

      Apr 28, 2009 at 3:24 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #34.22   MeTooExpert

      Better yet, don’t get on the internet, ever. No matter where you go, you’re going to find the troupe on every site that has history, inside jokes, and common humor.

      Either find the funny, or don’t. But don’t be a jealous little pansy.

      I feel the MeTooism, and I love it. From a lurker’s standpoint. Being in my mama’s basement, eating cheetos, and alt+tabbing on the porn sites has its perks.

      *kicks the dead horse, for good measure*

      Apr 28, 2009 at 11:23 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #34.23   park rose

      Hey Doris,
      Not necessarily. You of all people must know
      Whatever will be, will be
      The future’s not ours, to see

      One time I was waiting in a queue, when God cued up a gale for me. I never saw it coming. He regaled his gallery of peanuts with his derring-do. They laughed uproariously. Hold onto your hat!

      Apr 29, 2009 at 12:14 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #34.24   Canthz_B bang

      OKAY, people, move along…no getting to know one another on-line. You’ve got t–…

      *we need a unit over at eHarmony…people are using the internet to make new friends at a staggering rate…over*

      Roger that. Okay you PANsters heard me! Move it along!!
      I gotta go, there’s an emergency!

      Apr 29, 2009 at 12:24 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #34.25   Canthz_B bang

      I resent that “cool kids” remark.
      I was plenty cool!!
      Why I was the life of the chess club!!

      So there…Check and Mate, Beotch!!

      Apr 29, 2009 at 12:28 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #34.26   Canthz_B bang

      “It USED to be a light-hearted blog. Both regulars and trolls ruined that about two years ago.”

      Correction, Correction…that would mean the site has been ruined for it’s entire existence and you, not being a blithering idiot, stopped reading it nearly two years ago and are a mere figment of our collective imagination.

      And that Kerry has gotten no recognition for it because we ruined it in its infancy.

      Shame on us all!! :-(

      Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the notes get like 13 comments back in your good old days?

      Apr 29, 2009 at 12:36 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #34.27   Canthz_B bang

      Agree 1000%??

      Just wondering if Isuck understands the difference between division and multiplication.

      Or even what per cent means.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 2:42 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #34.28   Canthz_B bang

      Sorry, pet peeve.

      People mix up statistics and measurements all too often.
      You cannot agree more than all (100%), just like you can’t have more than 100% of people agree with you.

      Would you believe a politician who told you he had a 130% approval rating? 1000% favorable ratings? Would you believe a politician? If so, I really can’t help you.

      Sure, Isuck agrees one thousand times out of every hundred times Isuck reads some comments…but that’s because Isuck stutters so badly, we’ll make no fun of that malady here, I assure you.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 3:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #34.29   mamason bang

      Yes we will. Don’t lie.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 3:57 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #34.30   Canthz_B bang

      LOL, why are you even awake crazy pants?

      And stop fucking with me…get that used condom I left over there out of the freezer and flush it!!!

      I’m not going to pay your car note!!!!!!

      Apr 29, 2009 at 4:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #35   Grimfool_Reluctant

    Re 34.4/ Wade, you and a lot of other posters may live in “real-time” PAN, but many of us don’t. It’s almost 9 p.m. Tuesday evening where I am (so, you’re living in the past, man!).

    Apr 28, 2009 at 7:47 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #36   ally

    another set of posts that turned into the usual group frottage

    Apr 28, 2009 at 8:26 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   park rose

      Considering the 3rd definition of the word:
      the practice of getting sexual stimulation and satisfaction by rubbing against something, esp. another person.
      your comment is apt. Actually, I like the word frottage when generally applied (cue the innuendo) and your comment. Are you an al-lie or an al-lee? As in, friend or foe or impassive observer?

      Apr 29, 2009 at 12:20 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #36.2   Bunnee

      *gets out pen to add “frottage” to list

      Thanks for the 3rd definition, Rose, but what is the 1st and 2nd? I’m not sure what it means, :oops: but it sounds so veddy, veddy, British!

      Apr 29, 2009 at 9:57 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #37   Melony

    why are people who dont agree with the regulars called trolls? does reading and commenting on this blog regularly make you part of some weird cult of snarky, sometimes witty, sometimes crude, sexual repressed people?

    Apr 28, 2009 at 8:52 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   mamason bang

      Yes. Yes it does.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 1:53 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #37.2   aaa

      Because we all know that we regulars are the bastions of correct and moral behavior and that we must denigrate those who are not a part of our cult. You loser n00b troll.

      For the record, I’m only sexually repressed because I can’t find another hermaphrodite zombie to fuck.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 4:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #37.3   mamason bang

      I wish I had known you were looking.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 7:49 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #38   shel

    I’m not a regular poster, but definitely a regular visitor to this site/ comments section… and I tend to find the comments quite entertaining. And I have seen plenty of “disagreeing” without people going crazy and insulting eachother and immediately declaring troll. As a casual reader, I can spot the trolls quite easily, as their posts tend to be insulting on a personal level at the outset as opposed to a debate on a point.

    Sure I don’t like every post, but that’s what the little scrolly wheely thing is for on my mouse.. I can move on and find the posts that I find entertaining. I don’t get why people get so freaked out about a comments section, especially when there are new notes and new comment sections almost daily…
    Enjoy the PA, and my long boring post :)

    Does anybody else think that gigglebrax sounds like something out of Hitchhiker??

    Apr 28, 2009 at 10:58 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   Mishee™ bang

      Personally, until yesterday I was under the impression that a troll was someone who followed another around and always kissed their ass (which is why I am proud to say aaa is my troll and frankie is amy’s troll for example) – I don’t know HOW it got to be that trolls were the annoying ass people who I can’t stand like Isuck and The Old School. But then again, now that I think about it, I also thought trolls were those annoying people who had their website not only plugged into their login, but also listed at the bottom of their post EACH TIME (detentionslip, I’m talking about you!)… so now I am really confused…

      I say we decide once and for all what the hell a troll REALLY is and stick to it, cause I can’t take all this confusion anymore, it interacts badly with my Vicodin.

      I guess I’m just old… these kids with all their newfangled slang… I just can’t keep up anymore!

      Apr 28, 2009 at 11:05 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #38.2   Ti to the O bang

      Hooray shel! Succinct and on target with your observations, those are my feelings exactly.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 11:24 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #38.3   shel

      Perhaps we should create a PA dictionary, like Urban Dictionary to help newcomers, and the “older folks” keep up with whats going on? Perhaps that would keep people from getting so angry when we use words like gigglebrax (cause it’s not that hard to figure out if you are new, and nobody really minds explaining, but some people seem to get really PO’d)
      Personally, I like new words, that’s why slang is so interesting…
      Perhaps I should say perhaps a few more times… and my next vanity plate might just say GIGLBRX or is that one already taken?

      Apr 28, 2009 at 11:39 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #38.4   Snippy


      Apr 28, 2009 at 3:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #38.5   GK bang

      But the fact they don’t know what “gigglebrax” means is half the fun! :)

      Here is a description of trolls: . You might also be interested in this Spotter’s Guide to Flame Warriors:

      Apr 29, 2009 at 3:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #38.6   Canthz_B bang

      We could even create a PAN dictionary, shel.
      Because, as WTF?? says, PA is debatable, but PAN is forever! :-)

      Apr 29, 2009 at 4:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #38.7   Canthz_B bang

      Hey, look folks, it’s all in fun, so kick back and enjoy the roller-coaster ride.
      If you don’t find this ride fun, coast to another of the many entertaining sites on the web.
      There’s no need to come in for one or two posts to berate others to show how superior you think you are.

      OR IS THERE?

      Apr 29, 2009 at 4:28 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #38.8   Saysh bang

      May we discuss how much I love you?

      Of course, since you ARE my fiance, one would have to just assume that I love you, but I thought I’d tell everyone loud and clear….

      Oh, and I thought you LIKED me being superior..??? :twisted:

      Apr 29, 2009 at 4:42 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #38.9   Canthz_B bang

      I just don’t want the trolls to know the real me…we wouldn’t want to scare them off, Saysh.
      They’re fitting into our plan so well as it is, why fuck up a good thing :evil:

      Apr 29, 2009 at 5:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #39   Jeanna

    I think this is hilarious, especially so because I’m from Wisconsin, and you can see it on the license plate. Reminded me of the UW-Oshkosh campus but looks like it was taken at Madison.

    Looks like the guy in the car is quoting the South Park episode – “I want to be part of the solution and not the problem! Thanks!”

    Apr 28, 2009 at 1:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #40   xpencivchris bang

    lol i need to put on my car “DONT PULL ME OVER” LOL

    Apr 28, 2009 at 1:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   Mishee™ bang

      SEE!!!! THAT’S a troll.

      My point has been made.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 1:53 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #40.2   Sirius bang

      But a thoughtful troll, who posted a link to his TWITter so we can keep up with his awesome life.

      4:27 pm I just ate a carrot. I like carrots.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 2:25 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #41   Neeners

    How many of you “popular” posters vote for your own post? Lametastic

    Apr 28, 2009 at 2:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   Mark bang

      Um, you CAN’T vote for your own post, dumbass.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 2:16 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #41.2   mamason bang

      Can you vote for your own post? How is that possible? Please inform ASAP!

      *soon… soon… all green… ALLLL GREEEEEN*

      What, Mark? Oh well, then. No biggy. I mean, it’s not like I would have actually voted for myself, anyway. That would be lame. I never even attempted such a thing so I didn’t even know it wasn’t possible. It never occured to me. *sigh* :oops:

      Apr 28, 2009 at 2:18 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #41.3   not me!

      I think you can vote for your own post. Of course, sometimes the counter screws up and I’m able to vote for other posts more than once, so who knows if it’s a bug, or a “feature”….

      update/correction: after initially posting this, I see that I’m unable to vote for it.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 3:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #41.4   Ti to the O bang

      I tried clearing the cache and even going back to an old post to see if I could vote for myself but it wouldn’t let me. Somehow it knows it is me. :sad:
      Are you people creating Cuntry Bitch© sock puppets to vote for yourself!?!?!? :razz:

      Apr 28, 2009 at 3:14 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #41.5   Neeners

      Well “Mark”, it seems you can when there is a thumbs up posted!

      But you actually answered the question I was asking.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 5:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #41.6   Neeners

      Maybe I was wrong. Sorry guys (not you Mark you rude ass). Out of curiosity (yes it is true) I pushed on the thumb and it seemed to work. Thereby making me lametastic. Which led me to the question maybe others are doing it?

      I know that’s cheating. I hereby swear to never do that again. I do use two computers though could that be it? I know I’m not crazy it happened I tell you.

      Apr 28, 2009 at 5:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #41.7   park rose

      Yes, if you have two ISP addresses (?), that is, you take your computer to your work and your home, for instance, then you can vote once on a post you have posted from the other address(make sense?). Not that I ever have. Mishee just told me about it. That’s all… I think things are occasionally bitchy glitchy, too.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 12:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #41.8   Canthz_B bang

      I can’t usually get a thumb on my own posts on the current day, but I noticed a long time ago, while researching for a comment, that on some of the older threads I was able to see the thumb in my own comments…I even voted me once or twice…ego is a harsh task-master. :-D

      By older I mean about a week or more.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 12:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #42   Neeners

    Not wrong, just did it again. Can only do it with a thumbs up of course. Ok now I promise never to do it again.

    Apr 28, 2009 at 7:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #42.1   r. evans

      If it helps, i gave you a thumbs up for admitting to trying to vote for yourself.

      And as a pity vote, because Mark was a dick.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 9:19 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #42.2   Ti to the O bang

      Hi Neeners I came back to see if I could vote on my above comment and… nope it is still grayed/no thumb seen. you have some magical mojo because I can’t do that.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 9:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #43   What's So Funny

    I think it’s hilarious that, when someone calls out the “regulars” on their crap, it’s “hey, if you don’t like it, don’t read it,” and “that’s what the little scrolly thing on my mouse is for, just go right past it.” But, how often do the regulars here exercise that restraint when someone posts something not up to their “standards?” So what if you get one of those people who seem to live to post “first!” on a comment section? You don’t like it? Scroll right on by. So what you don’t think someone else’s humor is your thing, or they have a link to something in their post? Yet, the abuse coming from the regulars is considered “humor” and when someone calls them on it? Well, you’re just a whiner who doesn’t understand the internets, bitch!
    My favorite may be the “you don’t like us, fine, doesn’t bother us,” and yet, there was an awful lot of posturing following that comment, wasn’t there? Complete with someone referencing “#34″ in another post’s comments section. Good thing it doesn’t bother you guys, I guess.

    Apr 29, 2009 at 5:12 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   Wade bang

      What’s so funny is that you, for some reason I cannot fathom, can’t seem to let this go. Maybe it’s a pathological need to have the last word. Maybe it’s the thrill of scolding others in cyberspace. Maybe it’s an indicator that undiagnosed mental illness does not preclude access to a keyboard.

      It’s not funny. It’s not hilarious. It’s just stupid.

      But feel free to flame on, Johnny Boy! ;)

      Apr 29, 2009 at 5:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #43.2   amy d bang

      If you are going to call me out, do it on the current note or call me out by name. No, that’s not a rule, just a personal preference.

      I referenced #34 on the new note ’cause I wasn’t here for the brouhaha the other day.

      You make a pretty good point in your 1st paragraph here, except that 1)Kerry (creator) specifically says not to post “first” and people who link their websites and post the same website in their comments are being disrespectful (in my opinion) to Kerry’s blog. Other than that, you make a good point. We probably should just scroll by those commentors who get under our skin.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 5:21 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #43.3   anglophile bang

      Is everything going ok in your Real Life, WSF? Because you seem to be in a lot of pain and looking to lash out at anyone you can.

      If it’ll help you feel better, you can go ahead and call me names again. Really, I don’t mind. Come on in to my living room and crap on the floor, if you think it’ll do you some good. I’m having a party this weekend; if you’re anywhere near Wisconsin, why not drop by and insult my guests and spit in the food? I’m sure your mother would be proud of you.

      We’re here to help.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 5:22 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #43.4   What's So Funny

      Ummm…Anglophile? I haven’t called you a single name. I know you’re upset about someone else calling you names earlier on this thread, but that wasn’t me, honey. Sorry.

      And pain? Nope. Just making an observation that it seems a few or more people shared. I guess watching you all gang up on someone for laughing at the posts of a member you don’t like made me finally decide to say something. As a sensitive soul yourself, I’d expect you to share my empathy for people who get ganged up on like so many new posters seem to be on this site.

      Speaking of which, yeah, Kerry’s rules do, I see, request no “first” or site-pimping. Doesn’t Kerry also request to go easy on the newbies? That does not seem to be a request that gets honored all that well here. Just saying. (And not aiming this at you, Glo, nor was any of the content of my previous two posts aimed specifically at you or typed with you in mind.)

      Apr 29, 2009 at 5:46 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #43.5   mamason bang

      Where’s Rodney King when we need him?

      Apr 29, 2009 at 6:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #43.6   anglophile bang

      I beg your pardon, WSF, I did assume you were Correction. I apologize if that’s not the case.

      I wish, however, you would re-evaluate the situation that evolved on this thread. Do you really think the conduct of Isuck is innocent? Do you think he was just trying to make a funny comment or two about the note? Or do you, in re-reading the comments, see that he has added no original or humorous content to the site, instead only targetting certain regular posters in a crude and supremely unfunny fashion? This is probably the third or fourth thread where he surfaced solely to attact people. He has behaved like an asshole.

      Yes, we all get off track. Yes, some of the jokes are tasteless, overdone, obvious, and childish. But in general, the regular commenters try to joke about the note, and then to joke about the other commenters’ comments.

      I try to stick to comments about the notes. I try to be funny, although I know my sense of humor isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. I think, however, that I have amused kerry on occasion, and that’s mostly what I try to do, in gratitude for her creating this site. Because this site is about humor inherent in the notes people leave in the vain hope that they will change someone else’s behavior. I am fully aware of the amusing double standard I am creating by writing this note.

      If you should care to discuss this more, there is an appropriate place for it, of which I think you are aware, and I welcome you there. But if you really want to ally yourself with someone like Isuck, I am not sure how much common ground we will find.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 7:12 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #43.7   shel bang

      Aw… I’m late to the new party at the old party… stupid presentations… and was the “scrolly thing on the mouse” in reference to my other post? Does that mean I’m a regular?? really? you like me? you really like me???
      I suppose I have finally made myself an official login, so that has to count for something… And did somebody mention Wisconsin? Cause that should count for something too, even if they are making me move to a new state for a few years…
      Aren’t you enjoying my inner monologue? this feels like an episode of Scrubs, or perhaps the Wonder Years.
      Anyway, I’m not going to add anything useful or offensive (at least I don’t think i am) to this conversation, since we’ve heard it all before… I’m just in the mood to hear myself type.

      Is it passive aggressive if I leave a PAN for myself?

      Apr 29, 2009 at 11:14 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #44   wht'sinthename

    @anglophile, condescension = not cool.

    Apr 29, 2009 at 6:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #44.1   anglophile bang


      If you mean to ask what my name means, I give you the entry from

      Etymology:French, from anglo- + -phile
      : a person who greatly admires or favors England and things English

      I picked it because the first note I commented on in this site was a note from England and I made a English dialect joke.

      If you would like to be more specific about my condescension, I would be happy to explain my sense of humor to you.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 7:20 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #44.2   wht’sinthename

      I was referring to comment 43.3, I nested it but it did nt work.
      Most of the time I am on the side of regulars(at least in case of Isuck I thinks he is retarded tool) and I agree with comment # 46. but your comment 43.3 is full of condescension and is not directed toward Isuck the culprit. that really bothered me so the the comment.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 7:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #44.3   Canthz_B bang

      wht’sinthename is right ‘Glo.
      You’re supposed to use itty-bitty words and simple concepts so you don’t appear to be behaving as if you are descending from a superior position.

      Fake it.

      As for What’s So Funny, one major difference is that most of “the regulars” usually tell off people with some sort of a witty retort, at least at first, and the people who come here to tell off the regulars start mean…and continue on towards vulgar.
      So yeah, they tend to get ganged up on.
      That would happen anywhere in life if someone started calling another person “out of their name” while they were hanging out with their friends.
      Friends don’t sit by and let someone fuck with their friends…at least I don’t.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 7:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #44.4   anglophile bang

      Oh, yeah. I meant it to be full of condescension. But I was laboring under the misapprehension that What’s So Funny called me both a fucking bitch and a cunty bitch. But, as you can see, I’ve taken WSF at his word that he is not also Correction, and have apologized.

      I reserve the right, in future, however, to be condescending should the occasion call for it. I have an unfortunate predilection toward the sardonic.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 7:51 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #44.5   anglophile bang

      I can’t help it, CB. Those fifty-cent words just slip out sometimes. ;)

      Apr 29, 2009 at 7:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #44.6   mamason bang

      That’s what CB says about his condoms.

      *I don’t even know what that means*

      And I think condensation is very funny. Not in a funny haha kind of way but in that, wow, a gas turned into a liquid, kind of way. What’s that… oh… never mind.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 8:00 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #44.7   oi!

      oh mama, I too never forget you!

      Apr 29, 2009 at 8:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #45   Bugs Bunny

    Gotta agree with mamason: Let’s just get along.

    While I agree that the “regulars” do exactly what “What’s So Funny” posted about, I don’t care what the regulars do. I find the clique humorous in their defense of their behavior (denying they do it, or claiming a right to do it but not allowing others to do it) but again, I don’t care. So I laugh at what strikes me funny, and roll my eyes at the bad stuff. And then I go to the next site that I drop by on a daily basis.

    Maybe more people should care … less.

    So in closing, I’ll reitrerate that I don’t care ;) as well as mamason’s Rodney King thought: “Can’t we all just get along?”

    Apr 29, 2009 at 6:41 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #45.1   mamason bang

      Oh, I wasn’t thinking about the, “Can’t we all just get along,” thing… I was just thinking that there is so much anger and animosity floating around, we could use someone who can take a punch right about now.
      *Too soon?*

      Apr 29, 2009 at 8:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #45.2   Saysh bang


      Mama, I love you!

      Oh, and I have a bat available…

      Apr 30, 2009 at 12:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #45.3   mamason bang

      Let’s just see if we can hold him down and tickle him. No bats, unless of course he’s the one swingin’ wood… if you know what I mean. hehe

      Apr 30, 2009 at 12:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #46   park rose

    glo’s had to type cunt, and talk about farts over the last few days. given her pure as the driven snow status, it’s no wonder she’s now suffering from ptsd. ;) her decorum slipped, along with her tongue, and she made a mistake. she’s one of the most welcoming members on this forum, to old and new posters alike. stick around, you’ll find what I have written to be true.

    Damn. Gigglebrax fail. Where’s the unitard, Mish?

    Apr 29, 2009 at 6:45 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #46.1   Mishee™ bang

      Ummm, rose… you’re already wearing it.

      Apr 29, 2009 at 6:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #46.2   park rose bang

      Damn, Mish. Don’t you forget anything?

      Apr 29, 2009 at 6:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #46.3   Geek Goddess

      The unitard must be getting pretty bad if you can’t even recognize it when you are wearing it. Shouldn’t somebody look into getting a replacement of some kind?

      Apr 29, 2009 at 8:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #46.4   GK bang

      The “I can’t stop saying f**king delicious” text has been mostly obscured by dark brown stains of a troubling kind for some time now, and the material itself is sufficently stretched that it would make a passable 2-man tent.

      I have an old sheet I’ve been using to cover some things sitting out in my back garden, if that’s any use. There does seem to be some sort of… organism growing on it, but I’m sure it’s perfectly harmless. A qualified tailor could probably sew that up into a functional new-nitard.

      Apr 30, 2009 at 3:02 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #47   MeTooExpert

    Oh gods, please…please…I can’t help myself…

    For the record, I said something like, “stay off the internet” and used the insult “jealous pansy.” Never called anyone bitches. But, hey…if the foo shits, ya know?

    Unfortunately for you, WSF, this is “their” backyard, and everyone is invited to play. Unfortunately for you, WSF, you don’t like the game.

    My suggestion is to merely find another backyard where everyone likes to play with Barbies and drink tea out of little cups.

    You’re not going to change anyone here, but I have a feeling that’s not your intention.

    *fire, fire, fire!*

    (And yes, I’ve been a lurker, never posted, but this is too delicious (not fucking) to not contribute!)

    Apr 29, 2009 at 10:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #47.1   GK bang

      I can’t help myself…

      Lot of it about, apparently. :)

      Apr 30, 2009 at 2:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #48   SmallDogs!

    That’s why it’s called a Pious, not a Prius.

    Apr 30, 2009 at 8:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

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