Comments on: Happy Cinco de Mayo!

By: fluffy8u

fluffy8u — Wed, 06 May 2009 23:31:31 +0000

Aw… Fluffy need a friend. And a refill on this Tequila!

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Wed, 06 May 2009 19:29:56 +0000

She could have scored higher with her note had she just used a heart instead of a smiley face.

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Wed, 06 May 2009 18:31:28 +0000

That’s your Abry-Q in the woodchipper then?

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Wed, 06 May 2009 18:26:11 +0000

Will it also make a good hair gel, nice and stiff?

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Wed, 06 May 2009 18:20:47 +0000

As a part of her community service.

By: Mishee™

Mishee™ — Wed, 06 May 2009 13:42:27 +0000

Prefer the original parody actually…

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oreo,
what’s in the middle?
the white stuff…

DAMMIT! Now I’ve got teh earworm!

Thanks Mark, for mentioning my name!

You shall be punished at a later date.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:21:34 +0000

Girl Friday may think that her toilet seat shenanigans are amusing right now, but you can bet her little smirk will quickly disappear when one of her “victims” inadvertently gets splashed in the hoo haw and winds up missing her menstrual cycle ride due to GF’s reckless actions.

Q: “Mother, May I?”
A: “Father Mayo.”

Maybe GF will atone for her actions by agreeing to share the expenses of raising this little albino baby?

If she doesn’t, there’s gonna be Hellmans to pay.

By: SuperMe

SuperMe — Wed, 06 May 2009 08:42:50 +0000

what if i use the mayo to dip my fries in? do i get charged for it then? i don’t see why it should be sandwiches only.

By: SuperMe

SuperMe — Wed, 06 May 2009 08:39:02 +0000

I really only gave you a thumbs up because you wrote catsup instead of ketchup.

By: park rose

park rose — Wed, 06 May 2009 02:48:34 +0000

Are you playing with fluffy again, mama?

By: park rose

park rose — Wed, 06 May 2009 02:36:28 +0000

Paul Hogan is the most pretentious wanker-user of the word wanker I’ve ever come across. Of course I can’t expect everyone to know how popular rugby league is in some parts of Australia, but it’s at Rabbitoh games where the hoity toit, such as Russell Crowe, hang out and dulcetly harangue the referee with such pretensious eulogies as ‘Are you blind you fucking wanker?’ The correct spectator follow-up protocol is to then delicately throw a phone at the hapless ref. By the way, he probably is blind, considering what he does in his free time.

By: mamason

mamason — Wed, 06 May 2009 00:30:47 +0000

*fluffy’s been drinking again*

By: geeklygirly

geeklygirly — Wed, 06 May 2009 00:16:22 +0000

Must say, I was wondering the same thing :-]

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 06 May 2009 00:02:53 +0000

WADE!!!
I was thinking of that joke at work today, hoping against hope that no one got there so I could post it when I got home!

Well done, Sir!!