Comments on: Thanks, Mom, for reminding me why I moved out in the first place

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Mon, 04 Oct 2010 15:35:09 +0000

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Sun, 09 May 2010 23:46:40 +0000

[...] Thanks, Mom, for reminding me why I moved out in the first place. [...]

By: Sara

Sara — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:56:24 +0000

Wow, something very similar happened to me. I live a few states away from my parents but called and had lengthy conversations with them on their respective days. Yesterday my mother emailed me an ESSAY on how I obviously don’t love them because I didn’t send them a card and presents.

By: ginger

ginger — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:59:04 +0000

Tru dat – or NPD…

By: ginger

ginger — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:53:19 +0000

Wow, I am going to get that put on a t-shirt.

By: Brian X

Brian X — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:56:18 +0000

There seem to be people here who don’t understand that sharing half of someone’s DNA does not require that you put up with their emotionally abusive, mock-obsequious dipshittery…

By: Daughter

Daughter — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:16:39 +0000

This reminds me of when my mother called me two days after her birthday to say “I just checked the post mark on the card you sent me and it says 17:15 on the date of my birthday”. She added some more PA payback on my birthday a few days later when she called to make sure that I had received my card on time.
Crazy guilt-trip attempting mother.

By: LOLLY

LOLLY — Wed, 27 May 2009 22:37:50 +0000

Can you say borderline personality disorder? Oh my yes.

By: Clumber

Clumber — Thu, 14 May 2009 01:24:06 +0000

I hereby submit the motion that all thumb ratings in 30.xx count as thumbs for Jerad.

By: Clumber

Clumber — Thu, 14 May 2009 01:22:30 +0000

Good Tunes? Care to share playlists?

So far I can’t stop hearing the complaining… oh wait, those are the voices IN my head… fucktards…

By: Clumber

Clumber — Thu, 14 May 2009 01:19:34 +0000

Grim? I must disagree, I am afraid. That text didn’t look at all innocent to me… in fact it gave me a headache as I read it.. a familiar headache… oh yeah, same one I had Sunday…

By: Clumber

Clumber — Thu, 14 May 2009 01:17:26 +0000

Are there any comments that are EVER really necessary? I mean things i would deem necessary like, say, “GET OUT! YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!” or say, “CALL 911! ” or “GET OUT OF THE WAY! THE DEAD CLOWN IS GOING TO BLOW!!!” are rarely referred to as comments…. right? Screams, warnings, loud advice maybe… but not comments.

AND… ummm… since when are rude fucked-up prattles about one’s maternal unit ever considered out of style? Fuck, my gift to my maternal unit this year was not killing her with my angry bare hands after she treated my sister like shit on the Saturday before. ~shrug~ I think it counts as cul’cha here.

By: Beth

Beth — Wed, 13 May 2009 21:51:38 +0000

I’m sorry about your mother, but this comment of yours is guilt-tripping too.

My father passed away a long time ago, but that doesn’t mean that every father in the world is perfect. Sometimes they do unpleasant things and their children are well within their rights to complain about that. In fact, and I realise this might sound offensive, some people are actually better off without their parents.

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:23:45 +0000

Dante – “I can’t believe you did that!”
Randal – “What? I was just leaning on it.”
Dante – “YOU KNOCKED THE CASKET OVER!”
Randal – “So.”
Dante – “HER FUCKING BODY FELL OUT!!!”
Randal – “And? I put her back in. Besides, she’s dead. It’s not like it matters if she breaks anything.”