Comments on: Perfect for each other

By: Dory

Dory — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:54:11 +0000

OOOoooOOOooo, something shiny!

*swipes Clumber’s quarters*

By: Phalange

Phalange — Fri, 15 May 2009 14:34:36 +0000

I’m glad I’m not the only one freaked out by the new Quizno’s commercials.

“I’m not doing that again….that burned.”

“Only foouuurrrrrrr dollars.”

By: cheeky

cheeky — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:22:11 +0000

And that’s when it all fell like S####

not even just a little cheer?

By: anglophile

anglophile — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:12:32 +0000

Sorry, cheeky. I kant hail you. Alicia is the one suffering heartbreak and agony, not Rachel. Don’t be sadistic, I’m sure you’ll do better next time!

By: cheeky

cheeky — Fri, 15 May 2009 12:46:58 +0000

What if (cue twilight zone music) Jennalyn is that chick in highschool?

Being forced to witness her friend Rachel’s (well ex-friend now, I suppose) heartbreak and agony is sending her on one hell of a guilt-trip. You know, when she could be having all kinds of fun with her new man Daniel.

Thus, sadistic.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’m onto something.
All hail Cheeky the Detective.

I don’t see anyone hailing!

HAIL ME, I COMMAND YOU.

but for reals kant we all just hail me wtf?

By: park rose

park rose — Fri, 15 May 2009 10:57:49 +0000

Just be careful of the placement of that apostle trophy, TOS. I hear the Catholics aren’t so willing to turn a blind eye, nowadays. And of course your placement is correct, it’s just that me and my high horse ain’t done yet.

By: ryanmalloy

ryanmalloy — Fri, 15 May 2009 09:30:22 +0000

Anyone notice that jennalyn’s comments are timed in the early morning (or late, late night)?
Maybe extensive partying (or the nights with Daniel, for all we know) have exhausted her so much that all she wants is “jus chill wtf”…

By: ryanmalloy

ryanmalloy — Fri, 15 May 2009 09:20:15 +0000

Thread 17 is to a certain extend devoted to the matter of sadism vs. sadness (vs. sodomy).

By: TP

TP — Fri, 15 May 2009 03:37:36 +0000

Has anyone commented yet on Jennalyn’s use of the word “sadistic”? I wonder if she realizes she is insulting her friends by saying that their woes and lamentations are “sadistic”.

By: Kate

Kate — Fri, 15 May 2009 02:51:54 +0000

very small rocks

By: park rose

park rose — Fri, 15 May 2009 02:35:24 +0000

This is a point that has yet to be exploited.

Alicia loves Daniel more than the speeding car which flattened her puppy when she was six.

Alicia loves Daniel more than the heart attack which took her grandmother.

Alicia loves Daniel more than the executive bastard who decided to remove ‘My Little Pony’, or its equivalent, from kids’ tv programming way back when she was in kindergarten.

The list goes on…
Daniel, I love you more than the kerb I stubbed my toe on, which ripped off my toenail, leaving my foot bloody and sore. It broke my heart, it did, it broke my heart.

By: agatha christie

agatha christie — Fri, 15 May 2009 02:31:44 +0000

“Put it in me, Scott.”

By: Bunnee

Bunnee — Fri, 15 May 2009 02:23:18 +0000

“They got a pepper bar!”

By: warinthepocket

warinthepocket — Fri, 15 May 2009 02:14:17 +0000

http://xkcd.com/16/