Comments on: I don’t remember signing any bond/contract regarding your use of exclamation points!!!!!

By: why can’t you act professional? | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

why can’t you act professional? | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:24:16 +0000

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By: Missing Lunch

Missing Lunch — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:23:56 +0000

Have a sinking feeling of what the mystery thief might do in the ‘brown mug’ before giving it back.

By: tomrollock

tomrollock — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:24:32 +0000

For extra giggles, read aloud in a Welsh accent.

By: Dixie

Dixie — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 07:51:46 +0000

TOTAL agreement! I was really surprised that I read as far down the list as I did before seeing someone comment on the wells.

By: Nom

Nom — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:42:13 +0000

That mug was fucking delicious.

By: Snobahr

Snobahr — Sun, 31 May 2009 03:53:52 +0000

Yeah, if I can’t find my mostly-untippable white mug with the red bird on it, I have to resort to my travel mug (which can tip over easily). I get irritated if my white mug is not easily found in the morning. Thankfully for everyone else in the house, the placement of my mug is entirely on my shoulders, so 99.995% of the time, it’s my own damned fault for it not being where it should be.

Ours is a brown-mug-free household.

By: Strudel

Strudel — Sun, 31 May 2009 03:24:08 +0000

EPIC response.

Although, I can be quite mean in the morning if my favorite cup is no where to be found.

Don’t mess with me and my coffee in the morning.

But then, it is usually in the sink dirty… do you think she looked down?

By: unholyghost2003

unholyghost2003 — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:45:27 +0000

Woah. God is a cock blocker? Who knew?
Meh Worked out pretty well for you emily.

By: emily

emily — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:37:41 +0000

God told my husband’s ex-wife to divorce him. No kidding.

By: oi!

oi! — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:04:13 +0000

well I learned my lesson!
Note to self: whenever urge for writing synonyms comes over simply rememeber there is big scary thesaurus hidden in TOS’s mind.

By: Diane

Diane — Thu, 28 May 2009 13:08:00 +0000

I love you (period)
Do you love me (question mark)
Please please (Exclamation point)
I wanna hold you (in parentheses)

This song always pops into my head when I read notes like this.

By: park rose

park rose — Thu, 28 May 2009 12:47:24 +0000

I think the whole note should be read in the voice of the robot from “Lost in Space”, accompanied with frenzied robot gestures.

“Warning, Will Robinson!!!! Warning ,Will Robinson!!!! First and last and final warning, Will Robinson!!!! Mayday, Mayday, Mayday!!!!”.

The quick brown mug, of course, never to be pieced back together again, was knocked over by the flailing arms of the bubble headed booby.

By: park rose

park rose — Thu, 28 May 2009 09:06:45 +0000

Oi, Nobody can do battle with T.o.S’ mighty and unwieldy thesaurus, not even Bunnee and her merry band of minions. . .

…addicts, adherents, admirers, advocates, apostles, attendants, backers, believers, bootlickers, buffs, clients, cohorts, companions, converts, copycats, devotees, disciples, fans, fanciers, freaks*, habitués, hanger-onnerers*, helpers, imitators, lackies*, members, minions (redundant), parasites, participants, partisans, patrons, promoters, proselytes, protégés, pupils, representatives, satellites, secretaries, servants, sidekicks, stooges*, supporters, sycophants, toadies*, vassals, votaries, worshippers, zealots.

Do you know how much time it took to pluralise all those nouns?

By: Cordelia

Cordelia — Thu, 28 May 2009 05:42:14 +0000

I can just picture the MS Word paperclip popping up to help her type this out.

“It looks like you’re writing a note! Would you like to:
-Ignore basic grammar
-Communicate one side of an imaginary conversation
-OVEREMPHASIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everything you write
-Start WWIII over a brown mug you bought 4 years ago for $2?
-All of the above