Thanks a lot

June 2nd, 2009 · 109 comments

Erin in Minneapolis found this note attached to a door in an apartment building of her then-boyfriend. (Whether or not this act of fate would later precipitate her own breakup remains unclear.)

Oh, and Mary? Paper is traditionally given as a gift for the first anniversary. Perhaps a note written on an empty soda can would have been more appropriate for your tenth?

Thanks a lot for leaving me stranded. I walked from work. Happy Fucking 10th Anniversary. Your Wife, Mary

related: desperately seeking closure

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  • #1   Sarcastraphe bang

    Really?! After 10 years she has to put her title before her name? Is he Catholic and she didn’t want him confused about who he left stranded?

    Jun 2, 2009 at 9:14 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   fluffy8u

      My question is, why doesn’t it open with, “Husband Marion”

      Jun 2, 2009 at 10:16 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   SuperMe

      I’m pretty sure it says Marvin.

      Marion’s funnier though.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 2:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Craniac

      It DOES say “Marvin”, not “Marion”. “Marvin Sr” to be exact. Funny she felt it neccesary to add “Sr”. Would anyone have gotten confused about which Marvin she meant if she’d left “Sr” off?

      Jun 3, 2009 at 7:27 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   park rose bang

      Marvin from Saturn, as opposed to Marvin from Mars.

      Looney Tunes, and John Gray Ph.D (but in what?) can both take credit.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 8:27 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Kitchen Gremlin

      Oh God, that means they have children.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 8:33 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   NewMoon

      It would have been less confusing had she worded it this way:
      Thanks a lot for leaving me fucking stranded. I fucking walked from work.
      Happy fucking.

      Your fucking Wife,
      Mary

      Jun 3, 2009 at 4:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   fluffy8u

      The Flickr translation says “Marion,” but, yeah, I could see “Marvin.”

      Jun 3, 2009 at 4:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Sheila

    argh – i’m having flashbacks – i had an ex like that, who would mess up arrangements, and leave me to walk home. I’m surprised she didn’t etch her note with a flamethrower on the front door. I only lasted 7 yrs, the poor woman’s done 10… double-argh.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 9:16 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   fluffy8u

      What kind of crime does one have to commit to deserve 10 years with a guy named Marion? :(

      Jun 2, 2009 at 10:18 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Canthz_B bang

      Necrophilia. John Wayne’s been dead for 30 years.

      Jun 2, 2009 at 10:29 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   fluffy8u

      I turned to Wikipedia to prove you wrong, and imagine my disappointment when it turned out you were right.

      Jun 2, 2009 at 10:56 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   anglophile bang

      30 years? 8O

      *gets out her cane and throws a shawl over her shoulders. considers signing up for a Lifeline alarm*

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:05 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   aaa

      Well, C. Everett Koop does approve.

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:28 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   Canthz_B bang

      I only remembered because I graduated from HS that year.

      *ambles away clinging to walker*

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:36 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.7   TheOldSchool

      I wouldn’t think that a guy named Marion would be the Marryin’ kind.

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:50 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.8   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Oh Wayne was the marryin kind, did it 3 times. I think most only lasted 10 yrs.

      Jun 4, 2009 at 11:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   bcteagirl

    A man might forget a wedding anniversary.. but they are more likely to remember a fucking anniversary. Poor Mary, not that memorable I guess!

    Jun 2, 2009 at 9:23 pm   rating: 41  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   TheOldSchool

      Has 10 years passed since their first fuck?

      Or has Hallmark found yet another excuse to peddle cards:

      In honor of that cherished 1oth time fucking.

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:14 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   bcteagirl

      Or the ever popular ” Sorry I stranded you across town babe. We good now?” cards…

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:18 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Neeners

      That is what they should be doing on the anniversary, instead they are fighting.
      If they make up it will be wild and crazy make up sex. The odds are against them though as nearly 50% of marriages end in divorce with the ex spouses still sleeping together because they can’t find new prospects. So romantic.

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:23 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   TheOldSchool

      Or, “Sorry, I had my phone turned off. Thai hookers startle too easily.”

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:25 pm   rating: 32  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   TheOldSchool

      As it ‘s now obvious to everyone that Marion Sr. is a bisexual misogynist with a hobo fetish, the card should read:

      “Darling, I would have picked you up, but I was down by the railroad tracks getting a train pulled on me by several filthy tramps! They did me on a piss-stained futon!

      “I know you’re probably sore, but not as sore as I am. Ha Ha! Marion Sr.”

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:43 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.6   fluffy8u

      I’m still waiting for the “I’m breaking up with you, but happy birthday!” card.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 12:42 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.7   Sirius¤ bang


      Ain’t my job, to fuck you on your birthday,
      No it ain’t my job, to fuck you on your birthday anymore…♪

      BloodHound Gang, “No Hard Feelings” (FTW)

      Jun 3, 2009 at 10:55 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.8   tinkerbell2

      I once broke up with someone by birthday card.

      *hangs head in shame*

      Jun 6, 2009 at 3:47 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   eden

    Poor guy must have terrible amnesia, she not only has to remind him where she was, what ‘special’ day it is but that he’s also married. Or maybe thats his excuse to her for the girlfriends he keeps bringing home.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 9:31 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      She worked on her anniversary? I always get the day off so I can keep track of where he is on that day.

      Jun 4, 2009 at 11:11 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   amy d bang

    It could have been worse. She could have said nothing and then cut his brake line while he slept contentedly.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 9:33 pm   rating: 36  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   TheOldSchool

      Or, even worse, while he slept fitfully.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 1:30 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Meesh

      “No, baby, you right. I deserved that. Now why don’t you just… go to sleep.”

      Jun 3, 2009 at 8:40 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Beanster bang

    he’s just not that into you, and hasn’t been for ten years.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 9:33 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Canthz_B bang

    I bet she’ll think twice before she has another “headache”.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 9:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   DearJane

    I know the woman was under relationship distress, which is why we should forgive her for her use of ‘alot’. I might misuse the english language in many bad ways if my husband spaced on picking me up. And on my anniversary? Im not a person that expects expensive gifts or anything, but all he was expected to do was pick her up? and he couldn’t do that? wow…

    Jun 2, 2009 at 9:49 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Canthz_B bang

    So, phone service if still iffy in Minneapolis?

    Jun 2, 2009 at 9:55 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   bcteagirl

      Genius probably ‘accidentally’ turned off his phone when he ‘forgot’ to pick her up.

      Jun 2, 2009 at 9:57 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   bcteagirl

    Obviously he loves the woman… just look at the risks he is willing to take just to get her to exercise a little for cripes sake!

    Jun 2, 2009 at 9:58 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Bunnee

      Wife Mary,

      I see that you picked up on the hint that a little exercise might do your fat ass some good. After 10 years of marriage, is it too much to ask that I shouldn’t have to roll you in flour so I can find the wet spot? A little advice: pick up the pace.

      Repulsed Husband Marion

      Jun 3, 2009 at 9:40 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   G

    I wonder if the note was left outside…because the locks were changed.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 10:02 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   bcteagirl

      Or she keeps calling herself his ‘wife’ in the hopes that he will believe it after a while. Meanwhile he keeps taking out restraining orders and everyday there is a message that he forgot to pick her up, and he missed their anniversary again….. poor guy!

      Jun 2, 2009 at 10:06 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   fluffy8u

      Common law marriages can be hard.

      Jun 2, 2009 at 10:21 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   Beanster bang

      i knew a girl who did this- set up dates, planned weddings, got furious when the man didn’t show. she had downs syndrome though, and most of her targets didn’t speak english.

      Jun 2, 2009 at 10:21 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   TheOldSchool

      G, I think Erin is one of those “nosey neighbors” who like to sneak into other people’s apartments and poke around through their things while they’re at work.

      I know that’s what I’d be doing if I were Erin.

      (The door photo is clearly shot from inside the apartment. Judging from darkness in the lower right portion of the image, I’d say she even borrowed Marion’s old Leica to snap it. Typical.)

      Jun 3, 2009 at 1:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   eden

    Restraining orders, weren’t they just his way of playing hard to get. I thought that was what all love letters looked like, he even had the police deliver them…thats when you know its true love.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 10:24 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   fluffy8u

    The only thing that would make this note better is if the husband’s name was Earl, they lived in the South, and the wife baked pies.

    Mmm…. pies….

    Jun 2, 2009 at 10:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Neeners

      Marionberry pies!

      Jun 2, 2009 at 10:40 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   mazzi

      You must be from Oregon. In my parts, when we say marionberry we are talking about the crack-whoring former mayor of DC.

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:54 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   Neeners

      I must confess I am from Oregon! Good on ya Det. Mazzi!

      Jun 3, 2009 at 12:19 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   fluffy8u

    Husband’s name is “Marion Sr.” By the power of deducing, this should mean there is a “Marion Jr.” Is Marion Jr. boyfriend to Erin?

    Thank goodness you dropped him. You were staring into your future!

    Jun 2, 2009 at 10:31 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Neeners

    The note must have been for the benefit of the girlfriend she knew would be reading it. In other words, ‘I bet you didn’t know he was married, have a nice day’. I’m sure Mary must have known her spouse could care less.

    I think after 10 years of marriage he should get her her own damn car so she isn’t stranded. Better yet dump him and buy a car with the divorce settlement Mary.

    Remember that crazed lady who ran her cheating husband over in the parking lot serveral times and said it was an accident?

    http://www.click2houston.com/news/1576669/detail.html

    Mary could do that (one “thud” for each year)! Not that I’m condoning it or anything.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 10:39 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   bcteagirl

      Now there is an untapped market for Hallmark cards!
      “Sorry I ran you over in the parking lot” (Cute cartoon on cover of husband being run over).

      Flip to inside

      Please don’t press charges! (with jailbird cartoons).

      Some cards these days come with a lucky charm, packet of seeds… I’m trying to think what would go with this…

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:22 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Neeners

      How about a coupon for your next free card or a text on abnormal psychology.

      A cute blinking ankle bracelet you can only wear in the privacy of your own home until your officially charged, or maybe a pressure washer for your parking lot clean up. No all that is too big.

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:38 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   Joe bang

      I’ve re-read terry’s intro about a dozen times now, but I don’t think Erin was seeing this woman’s husband. Just someone else in the same building.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 8:36 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.4   Mishee™ bang

      Joe – who is terry?

      You might want to take a moment and read the second to last line at the very bottom of the webpage.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 9:35 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.5   aaa

      Thank you Terry for the lovely website.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 12:11 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.6   Joe bang

      Carp.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 1:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.7   TheOldSchool

      This isn’t really PAN. It’s a counterfeit version that Terry has pirated. (I could tell instantly just from the color resolution in the scrambled eggs. Kerry is probably laughing at y’all in some swank Texas diner right now.)

      (Terry: no offense intended. Your pirates did a good job. It was almost the perfect crime.)

      Jun 3, 2009 at 9:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   ClearlyDemented

    What we don’t know is that Mary works approximately 200 feet from her home at the local liquor store. Like most liquor store cashiers, she drinks all night at work . She got off at 3:00 a.m.; Marion was there, but when he called to her, she told him to fuck off. Not wanting to make another scene in the parking lot, he drove home and waited for her. Meanwhile, Mary was so bombed she circled the streets all morning. When she finally sobered up enough around noon to make it home, she had forgotten all about the incident in the parking lot. She wound up passing out on the front porch after a fruitless search for her house keys, which were, of course, stuck in a neighbor’s front door. When Marion arrived home after work that day, he found her in a puddle of her own vomit. I’m too much of a lady to tell you all the gory details, but let’s just say vermin were involved and Marion spent most of his anniversary on his hands and knees…scrubbing.

    Happy fucking anniversary indeed!

    Jun 2, 2009 at 10:57 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Neeners

      Hey your Mary sounds like one of my old babysitters. She sure could make some imaginative meals when she wasn’t passed out or telling me about the good ole days.

      Jun 2, 2009 at 11:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   fluffy8u

      CD, have you been spying on Mary and Marion again?

      Jun 3, 2009 at 12:03 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   ClearlyDemented

      Look, Fluffy, when you have a telescope and live down the street from a liquor store, sometimes these things just happen. In my defense, it was cloudy that night.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 10:45 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Resident Grammarian esq bang

    She is so ungrateful. He got her a gym membership for their anniversary, and gave her an early walking session. It’s her fault for not checking her messages.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 11:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Woman on the Verge bang

    In true Men Are From Mars tradition, Marion glanced at the note and this is what he read:

    Darling Marion,
    Thank you so much for the sweet surprise of fresh air and sunshine after work. What a lovely walk I had! Come on inside for some Happy Anniversary fucking!
    Your adoring wife,
    Mary

    That’s why she had to kill him. I’m pretty sure the note is in the evidence room right now.

    Jun 3, 2009 at 6:44 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   thrall38

    This note harks back to the long tradition of being so pissed that one would rather suffer extra (why not call a cab, a friend, a co-worker for the ride) so that one can dispense extra suffering on the other end. Not that I’ve ever indulged in such forms of (self)punishment…

    Jun 3, 2009 at 7:04 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   N/A

      Maybe she didn’t have enough cash for a cab and she didn’t want any of her friends of coworkers to know that her husband stood her up. I’m betting that it wasn’t a long walk either, she doesn’t strike me as the type who would remotely consider walking more than a half mile or so unless it’s on a treadmill.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 7:19 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   Neeners

      There is nothing like torturing yourself to get the point across that someone else is in the wrong. Too bad they never notice. Not that I would know first hand either or anything…

      Jun 3, 2009 at 10:04 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   claw71 bang

    Mormons. Mary clearly felt the need to specifiy which wife she is.

    Jun 3, 2009 at 8:56 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Neeners

      They must be, I think I saw this on an episode of Big Love.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 10:06 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Mishee™ bang

    Mary seems to have quite a hold on her temper.

    I know if that was me, my husband wouldn’t get a chance to read the note as he would be bound and gagged and stuffed in the trunk of my car.

    I guess that would probably happen on our ten year anyways… what better way to celebrate a decade together than to recreate the day we were married?

    Jun 3, 2009 at 9:26 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   mamason bang

      Stuffed with what? 8-O

      Jun 3, 2009 at 1:26 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   you suck at craigslist

    Notice the note is dated and timestamped at noon. Perhaps Mary had to walk all night to get home from work?

    Jun 3, 2009 at 9:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   misstrawberrie

    Ok, so Erin found this note on the door of her “then boyfriend”, but the note is from his wife? Hmmmmm, was Marion out with Erin and forgot to pick up Mary?

    Jun 3, 2009 at 9:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   karla

      ok, I had to respond because you are so blatently wrong. It was A door in the then-boyfriend’s apartment BUILDING. A door, not HIS door. See the difference? (where the f is the underline and italicize buttons?)

      Jun 3, 2009 at 10:21 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Button Nazi

      No buttons for you!

      Jun 3, 2009 at 10:51 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   aaa

      Okay, I had to respond because your spelling is so blatantly wrong. Also, you’re kind of a tool and making the fun slow down.

      Firefox FTW

      Jun 3, 2009 at 12:16 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.4   unholyghost2003 bang

      BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF HTML

      FTW!

      Jun 3, 2009 at 12:23 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.5   fluffy8u

      Strike through!!!

      Jun 3, 2009 at 4:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.6   anglophile bang

      I like the green writing. It's pretty.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 5:14 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.7   park rose

      I know how to do that , but I can’t remember how to show the greater than less than signs… I know you taught me, but I am a lazy student. Wax on, wax off and all that.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 7:14 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Firefly

    I think it’s just wonderful that she felt the need to place (although skewering it on that metal grill would have been more apt) this note on the OUTSIDE of the door, because clearly all of her neighbours (and their visiting girlfriends) needed to know about what hardship she is enduring in this terrible, terrible marriage.
    Also, is that a date in the top right-hand corner? Were there other fucking anniversaries where he pulled the same stunt? Are we going to see this progress over the remainder of their marriage, as every year she leaves another of these notes on their front door, lovingly dating each one in her version of tally marks etched on the wall of a prison cell?
    True love is definitely not dead.
    Edited to add: Oops, just noticed that You suck at craigslist already pointed out the date thing… damn. I thought I had read all the other comments before I posted…sorry!

    Jun 3, 2009 at 10:03 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   RoxyBlue

      I’m thinking that the posting of the note on the front door serves a dual purpose. The neighbours get to know what a horrible husband he is and what a martyr she is, plus I’m thinking he wasn’t home when she got there and this note is the first thing he will see when he gets there. Personally, I wouldn’t go in without an expensive gift but then maybe that is true purpose of the note.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 11:13 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   QuarterRoy00 bang

    That’s a deal breaker ladies!

    That’s right, I busted it out again…

    Jun 3, 2009 at 10:08 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   claw71 bang

    Mary:

    Screwing your boss at the Motel 6 by the airport is not technically work. Next time have him drop you off.

    Your Husband

    Marion Marvin Sr.

    Jun 3, 2009 at 10:58 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   oi bang

    stunning!

    Jun 3, 2009 at 11:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   oi bang

    why did not she go on one the one of the radio shows like love trap? where, you know, host exposes cheating spouse/lover on the live radio and drama ensues, full of curse words and juicy details. I bet claw can depict a scene for us.

    Jun 3, 2009 at 12:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   aaa

      Cheaters would’ve been even better. That way we would’ve seen a full out bitchfit between all the involved parties, toothless fans of the show would yell out “Hey man, it’s Cheaters!”, and Mary would garner sympathy from the trashy TV-watching denizens of the country. It’s a win-win situation.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 12:21 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   rod johnson

    your wife (for the time being)
    mary

    Jun 3, 2009 at 12:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   aaa

    Who wants to take bets on whether Erin was aware of Mary’s existence?

    Jun 3, 2009 at 12:17 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   HorribleLicensePlates

    These are the best. Heh heh.

    Jun 3, 2009 at 1:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   TheOldSchool

    Marion,

    Take the advice of British pop star, Robbie Williams:

    “Life’s too short to take the blame — take a pill and numb the pain.”

    Jun 3, 2009 at 2:41 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   TheOldSchool

      He’s in my bathroom right now, if you have any pill related questions for him.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 2:43 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   claw71 bang

      Robin Thicke is in my bathroom. He thinks the acoustics make him sound like Justin Timberlake.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 3:11 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      Yeah? well I have Alan Thicke in my bathroom and HE is a Canadian icon.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 3:23 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.4   claw71 bang

      Who isn’t a Canadian icon?

      Jun 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.5   mamason bang

      I love canadian bacon… oh. you said icon. nevermind

      Jun 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.6   Snippy

      Dammit, mama, I was going to make a quip about Thicke-sliced Canadian bacon, but you beat me.

      *not that there’s anything wrong with that*

      Jun 3, 2009 at 3:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.7   Zero

      Geddy Lee is a Canadian icon.

      He sleeps with his clothes on.

      He likes to work with his hands.

      He’s an apolitical man.

      Jun 6, 2009 at 2:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   claw71 bang

    What else would you be? All apologies
    10 years now you say? I wish that I was gay
    You had to walk last night? Great you win the fight.
    What else would it be? All apologies.

    It’s no fun. It’s no fun, you’re like a nun
    It’s no fun, It’s no fun

    MARY! (legs are) HAIRY!

    I wish I was like you, coworkers you screw
    kisses taste like salt, because you sucked off Walt
    I’ll take all the blame, event hough your note is lame
    Sunburn, road rash burn. Walking off her ass from the cannery.

    It’s no fun
    It’s no fun, you fucking hun.
    It’s no fun
    MARY

    MARY

    MARY (pits are) HAIRY

    YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

    You could have used the walk you fatass whore
    take a awalk you fat ass whore
    Let’s get divorced you fatass whore

    Jun 3, 2009 at 3:08 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Feelin' The Pain

    I am telling you. I’ve got a theory about men from Minnesota: They like to be in long term relationships (maybe it is the cold weather or something), but they are so difficult to deal with (pride, stubborn, feeling of always being right, stingy, etc… to name a few). I think Mary understands this one.

    Jun 3, 2009 at 6:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   aaa

      So the moral of the story is don’t get involved with male Minnesotans?

      Jun 3, 2009 at 8:56 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   Quite Contrary

    And one wonders where I came up with the moniker “Quite Contrary.”

    Jun 3, 2009 at 7:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Smiler

    Oops.

    Jun 3, 2009 at 7:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Spike Nesmith

    somehow I doubt there has been much “happy fucking” in this relationship for.. oohhh… at least nine years and eleven months.

    Jun 3, 2009 at 8:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      That is O.K. … sometimes “angry fucking” is the best fucking

      Jun 3, 2009 at 8:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.2   Canthz_B bang

      Alas, in the end, angry fucking is all that’s left of a once tender relationship.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 8:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      I don’t know about angry fucking “in the end” ….

      Jun 3, 2009 at 8:58 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   Canthz_B bang

    Mary’s still in good shape. Not every woman her age can walk all the way home from her job at WJM-TV.

    Jun 3, 2009 at 8:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      Little known fact: Lou Grant’s middle name? Marvin.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 8:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #39   rumble_fish

    Anni Versary is not a common name. Finding 10 of them in Minneapolis to fuck, that’s a feat to be commended.

    Jun 5, 2009 at 12:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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