Comments on: Why can’t you act professional?

By: mylene

mylene — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:34:13 +0000

Aimée means Loved in french.

By: tadpole

tadpole — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:59:21 +0000

Yup, Aimee is a French name. It means “beloved”.

aaa, the French don’t need your encouragements, nor anyone else’s. They tend to consider that whenevereveryone else disagrees (or, in some cases, pour xenophobic shit on their collective head since t hey’re the only ethnic group left that you can bash without consequences), they must be doing something right. And in some cases, it verifies.

By: oi!

oi! — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:03:18 +0000

this is not fair, people get thumbs up for some obscure(ok may be not) american show/movie reference. There is no value for being original.
nobody says life is not fair alright?

By: park rose

park rose — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:06:46 +0000

‘glo, I am sure that you meant to ask CC to refrain from playing on that old time rock and rollmop music, the kind that soothes the sole, but then, I also know that when you choose your words they usually mean just what you choose them to mean — neither more nor less.

He honoured your wishes, anyway, I coda not done better, apart from being able to tell the two of us apart. He is forgiven for that transgression because a man who can make a pun function triumvirately gets the thumb from me (look, I know, I know your opinion on nouns operating as adjectives/adverbs, incorrectly so, too, and such…it’s so much fun, though).

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:00:16 +0000

Herpes herpes bo berpes

By: Kellye

Kellye — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:49:13 +0000

Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.

By: Kellye

Kellye — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:56:32 +0000

“They always eschew direct confrontation in favor of addressing grievances with an entire group and even impose penalties, such as a more rigid dress code or the termination of flex time, upon everybody rather than take the individual who abuses those things to task.”

This actually JUST happened to my office a few weeks ago. Our flex time was terminated because of one particular time-card-fraud-executing asshole who doesn’t work there anymore. So if Sphincter McSlackerson was fired, why the heck was the whole office punished? I still don’t get it.

“Nope. The secret to corporate success is to burrow yourself deep into the soft underbelly of middle management. Collect the trifling stock options they offer, grow your 401K, and kiss just enough ass to ensure that you’ll make every downsizing cut.”

Heartwarming. Nothing like bureaucracy to verify your faith in the inherent goodness of the human race.

“Suspend your ideals, leave your back bone at home and don’t even dream about the days when you had balls. Talk in circles, stay on top of the latest buzzwords and regularly browse the business section at Borders for the latest books on motivation and selling power. Buy them. Read them. Make sure everybody sees you with them. And for god’s sake, don’t ever come up with an idea. Ideas get people noticed and people who get noticed are given responsibilities.”

I’m not even supposed to be here today…

By: park rose

park rose — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:58:12 +0000

Also, 4.14, thumbs up for TOS for the Jeanette Winterson reference.

Oh, and the Nina Simone (4.17) .

And the Mandrills.

Though I have a feeling that nothing compares to Greg the Bunny.

By: park rose

park rose — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:47:20 +0000

Glo,

I think the homophone confusion was keeping within the spirit of the original note. Correctly using an adverb was not.

CC, not that there’s anything wrong with that

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:03:29 +0000

Ah yes. One person was making too many personal phone calls.
Solution? Pass a new policy requiring every employee to audit all his/her phone calls each month and submit a check for personal calls for the amount exceeding $5.

By: fluffy8u

fluffy8u — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:04:43 +0000

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

By: fluffy8u

fluffy8u — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:51:32 +0000

I can’t act “professional” because I have Tourette’s Syndrome. POTATO! And I thank you for bringing up my disabilities! EMILY HAS HERPES!

By: fluffy8u

fluffy8u — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:51:22 +0000

Okay, so I’m mistaken. You can clip art an exclamation point. There should be a joke here, but I can’t think of one. Feel free to supply one yourselves.

By: zombieBlanco

zombieBlanco — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:32:21 +0000

All About aaa? Is you drunk?