Comments on: That personalized “missing jelly jar” stationery finally comes in handy

By: word association

word association — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:33:21 +0000

one man one cup. i wouldnt want it back.

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:55:21 +0000

And the 150 empty butter tubs with out lids.

By: sarah

sarah — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:45:10 +0000

Dear OCD,
I am sorry for throwing away your jar. But the truth of the matter is, it had to be done. Your note failed to mention the fact that you have at least 40 OTHER old jelly jars that I keep finding in various places around the kitchen.
It is weird for many, many reasons.
And before you ask, yes, I also threw out the pickle jars.

By: MissMelony

MissMelony — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:02:12 +0000

Well then we are in agreement… I just find it interesting when the gender changes as you read the comments… but hey to each his own “nobody’s perfect” …

By: fluffy8u

fluffy8u — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:18:30 +0000

The Virginians all say, “Mmm… sweet-tea and boiled peanuts.”

By: fluffy8u

fluffy8u — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:13:46 +0000

Ha ha ha!!! “Let’s not sterotype…” Ha ha ha!!! Oh, that cracks me up…

By: fluffy8u

fluffy8u — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:04:18 +0000

Something similar happened to me at work. On my desk I had a little plastic shark tank with two plastic sharks (named Clam and Chowder, respectively). One day I went into work and low and behold–Clam was missing! A note was placed on my desk asking for 23 brown MnMs, 52 “bajillion” dollors, 4 Snicker bars, and a red stapeler. Instead I went to In’n'Out, got a doubledouble, sat it on my desk, left a note saying “If you don’t return Clam, you will be turned into ground beef and sold to a local fast food joint,” and left. I came back 5 minuets later, the burger was gone and Clam was returned! YAY!

The moral of this lesson is that you will get your stuff returned faster if you make threats.

By: fluffy8u

fluffy8u — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:53:03 +0000

Their, their, TOS.

By: fluffy8u

fluffy8u — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:47:04 +0000

No, being watered down jelly, it wasn’t that great.

By: fluffy8u

fluffy8u — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:44:54 +0000

How classy! I bet she’ll take a trip down to Panama afterwards!

By: hungrygrrl

hungrygrrl — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:32:10 +0000

Oh god this sounds like something my ex roommate would have written. However, SHE didn’t have a job, just an unhealthy emotional attachment to meaningless “possessions” like Tupperware and candles. And jelly jars, I’m sure.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:22:45 +0000

Hear, hear.

No, wait.

Here, here.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:18:53 +0000

No. She’ll grab the old lice.

By: fluffy8u

fluffy8u — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:38:55 +0000

Is Meg going to slip Jordon the arsinic?