because nobody says “i mean business” like…donald duck.
except, perhaps, mickey mouse?
writes our anonymous submitter in toronto: “my sister went to do her laundry with her 2-year-old daughter who kept on saying ‘mickey! mickey!’” it seemed like random toddler babbling…until she saw the note.
related: how many wonders can one cavern hold?
extra credit: didn’t disney sue a bunch of preschools for painting disney characters on their walls? [snopes.com]










119 responses so far ↓
#1
dinalily
Poor Donald. He had to touch the computer and look what happened to him…
Let this serve as a warning to all you other reckless cartoon characters…
I am a little surprised at Mickey’s language. Donald, I always knew he was cursing through all the babble, but Mickey, I hardly knew thee.
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:02 pm rating: +9 
#2
R. Appleton
i love the amount of effort put into the detailed donald drawing. bone stump, enraged facial expression…what exactly is on this computer?
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:02 pm rating: +10 
#3
WillBraden
I feel a Calvin pissing on something would have been more appropriate in the second case…and threatening!
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:07 pm rating: +1 
#4
plausibletheories
After analyzing the Donald Duck picture, I have come to the conclusion that there is nothing on that computer except Disney mpreg fanart and fanfiction. I’ll pass.
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:11 pm rating: +3 
#5
Neeners
Mickey is the PA one in this situation, at least we always knew where we stood with Donald.
Why the ‘fucking’ arm and ‘fucking’ ass in the Donald note? I think one is sufficient. We get the point. Usually when people don’t want others to use their computer they use a password sign in. It would have taken less ‘fucking’ time and ‘fucking’ effort than the artwork.
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:17 pm rating: +7 
#6
Wade
Looks like Donald is posing for a Fisty Cuffs album.
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:18 pm rating: +3 
#7
Wade
The expression on Donald Duck’s face makes him look like the angry notewriter, who then tore his own fucking arm off and shoved it up his own fucking ass… just to show he means business!
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:21 pm rating: +22 
#8
The Riel One
How strange. When I was younger a Huebsch washing machine in my apartment building ruined a Mickey Mouse T-shirt I had and I cursed at the machine.
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:27 pm rating: +4 
#9
Louisa
Laundy. Hee hee.
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:04 pm rating: +2 
#10
Eric
So did Donald get a new hat or did he kill Smurfette to “harvest” some of her hair?
♪Goodbye horses, I’m lying over you…♪
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:33 pm rating: +2 
#11
Esteban
The second one looks fake to me. Too perfect.
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:22 pm rating: +1 
#12
ClearlyDemented
That second note just screams for a guilt-ridden rebuttal. I think something like this would suffice:
Dear Mickey,
Please excuse the fact that my ‘fucking ass’ didn’t get here fast enough for you. You see, my father has been in the hospital for the past few weeks; and while my garments were fluffing, I got The Call. I debated missing his final moments in order to not inconvenience you, Asshat, but decided against it.
Truly yours,
Inconsiderate Dryer
P.S. Thanks for pouring bleach on my clothes. The special pair of black underwear that my father had handed down to me, and had wanted to be buried with, are ruined.
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:30 pm rating: +4 
#13
stickman
meh
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:46 pm rating: +2 
#14
Jinx
Considering one of these notes was ina laundry, I’m going to assume these were done by Asian people. Asian people are of PA and enjoy disney. Hence, there’s some pissed off PA Asians.
Jun 12, 2009 at 10:14 pm rating: +2 
#15
oi!
Micky is sending mix signals again. He is giving me a finger with such a pleasant expression I don’t know what to make of it.
Jun 12, 2009 at 10:15 pm rating: +1 
#16
Woman on the Verge
So, is Donald the fucker or the fuckee?
Jun 12, 2009 at 10:18 pm rating: +2 
#17
oi!
random capitalization in first note makes my eyes bleed.
Jun 12, 2009 at 10:22 pm rating: +2 
#18
oi!
Today’s did you know……………….
that egg timer doubles as a alarm clock.
Jun 12, 2009 at 10:24 pm rating: +5 
#19
TheOldSchool
What make the drawing all the more poignant is the fact that Donald was well known in animation circles for being a right-handed duck.
Jun 12, 2009 at 11:04 pm rating: +5 
#20
park rose
P.A. Washing Machine Mickey Mouse is just an agitator. Ignore him.
Jun 12, 2009 at 11:39 pm rating: +12 
#21
Bregui
you think that this poster will be available for sale? i need one of those for my computer
Jun 13, 2009 at 2:08 am rating: +1 
#22
secondsout
To me, the Donald Duck painting gets extra PA points, given that it’s framed. It’s not just something you leave around for someone to see. It’s a permanent fixture.
Or is this part of the show in London?
Jun 13, 2009 at 11:54 am rating: +1 
#23
park rose
How is Donald Duck saying, “i mean business”, any different from Donald Duck saying, “my name is don, and i am ducky”, to Donald Duck saying, “hey daisy, how’s bout it?” ?
He is a less than fine-feathered friend, with a serious speech impediment to boot.
Jun 13, 2009 at 11:58 am rating: +2 
#24
MAMARILLA2
I think that the Mickey image was funnier when he was chiding folks about parking badly 10 yrs ago.
Jun 13, 2009 at 12:59 pm rating: +2 
#25
Canthz_B
Someone has their priorities out of order.
I’d never trade sweet fucking time for laundry duty!
Jun 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm rating: +2 
#26
Canthz_B
It’s sweet fucking time!
Ladies, have a Snickers bar…they don’t say “Snickers satisfies you.” for nothing!
Jun 13, 2009 at 2:15 pm rating: +1 
#27
Cameron
Kind of funny how such effort was taken to do up the Mickey sign and then misspell “laundry”!
Jun 14, 2009 at 10:21 pm rating: +2 
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