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In other words…the butterflies are passive-aggressive

June 17th, 2009 · 106 comments

Writes Dan in Seattle: “I work at a hospital and often ride my motorcycle to work. There is another hospital employee that also does so, and we usually park in the same area. Space is at a premium —especially around this woman and her self-proclaimed 10-foot-wide protected parking bubble. Another time she left me a note asking me not to block her in (when I hadn’t blocked her in!) but this latest note from her is the best encounter by far. I parked behind her about a foot back, leaving plenty —and I mean plenty — of room for her to pull out, but apparently that wasn’t enough for her.”

This time, Dan says, “for the safety of my motorcycle (and obviously, out of spite), I told the police.” Lucky for us, he scanned a copy of the note first. It’s the totally “biker chick” stationery that makes it, of course.

The next time you park your bike directly behind me I'll roll it back into the middle of the street!

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FILED UNDER: heart · motorcycles · nice stationery · not-so-veiled threats · parking · Seattle

106 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Ella

    I really just can’t get past the whole presentation of this note– nothing says “Don’t mess with me” like butterfly stationery and barely legible scrawl.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 11:36 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

  • #2   Woman on the Verge bang

    With that handwriting it must be a doctor.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 11:39 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Devika

      Haha I thought the same thing! So funny.

      Jun 18, 2009 at 11:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #3   F-Bomb bang

    “Hope you got a big trunk, cuz I’m gonna put my bike in it!”

    Jun 17, 2009 at 11:43 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   F-Bomb bang


      Jun 17, 2009 at 11:43 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #3.2   T imo®

      “Aaaahhhh KELLY CLARKSON!”

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #4   banana

    next time I will put my bike directly in front of you. I want you to suck pull my bike into the middle of the street. :P

    Jun 17, 2009 at 11:54 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #5   TheOldSchool

    Dan, I’m guessing that the police immediately dropped everything they had been working on, so they could give your emergency the attention it deserved.

    I’m with the lady.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 11:56 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   snicklefritz

      Call the police, yes… must be a hoot.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 1:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #5.2   jon

      Screw the lady, obviously she can’t ride for shit or she’d be able to get her bike out. Nothing worse than people who’ve watched one too many episodes of Orange County Choppers and think they’re one percenters.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 1:49 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #5.3   Snippy

      “Screw the lady”? Um, two things:
      (1) That was no lady.
      (2) TOS is way ahead of you, jon — or didn’t you notice his last sentence in comment #5?

      Jun 17, 2009 at 2:46 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #5.4   BurstingAtTheSeams

      Large hospitals (especially federal ones) typically have on-site police that patrol the medical campus and buildings. Betcha Dan in Seattle didn’t have too wait that long – or create a big nuisance by telling them he received a threatening note.

      Team Dan!

      Jun 17, 2009 at 9:32 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #5.5   TheOldSchool

      Even accepting the fact that people never mention “hospital cops, ” when they’re asked to name professions that attract “the best and the brightest,” I have no doubt that even the Chief Wiggam of hospital cops would have a good laugh at Dan, if he were to come gliding into the station in a breathless tizzy about this “threat.”

      Jun 17, 2009 at 10:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #5.6   Eila

      My brother-in-law once had his car windows smashed in by someone who first left a passive-aggressive note on his car about his car alarm being “too sensitive” when it completely wasn’t. He was surprised by the note, but didn’t take it seriously and about 3 days later, he woke up to a car with smashed windows (Obviously, his alarm wasn’t all that sensitive). He called the police after it happened and filed a report about it. They never found out who did it, of course, but at least the incident is on file.

      I would have told the police just like the OP. I don’t know about you, but I believe the police are here for more than emergencies; you do not have to be dying in order to call the cops. In NYC, we can dial 311 for non-emergency calls and I’d say this situation would definitely fall into that category if the OP had been in NYC. The note writer comes off as an entitlement whore; you can especially tell by those butterflies.

      Jun 18, 2009 at 1:37 am   rating: 32  small thumbs up

    • #5.7   Xenobiologista

      Yup. Police are there to prevent and/or solve crimes, right? Vandalism and destroying other people’s property is a crime.

      Jun 20, 2009 at 2:56 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #5.8   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Isn’t having tacky, ugly stationery a crime as well?

      Jun 20, 2009 at 11:59 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #5.9   Canthz_B bang

      Eila, sure the police are there for non-emergency situations…but I think this could have been (and should have been) solved over a cup of coffee.

      But where’s the fun in that?!

      Jun 20, 2009 at 12:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #6   TheOldSchool

    I love the stationery — except for the butterflies, hearts and the leaf motif.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 11:59 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Joe bang

      Those are hearts? I thought they were supposed to be mushroom clouds!

      Jun 17, 2009 at 1:20 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #6.2   fluffy8u

      When men on the chessboard
      Get up and tell you where to go
      And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom
      And your mind is moving slow
      Go ask Alice
      I think she’ll know…

      Sorry. The subject of ‘shrooms always makes me think of this song.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #6.3   Eric bang

      So she told me to come over and I took that trip
      And then she pulled out my mushroom tip
      When it came out it went drip, drip, drip
      I didn’t know she had the G.I. Joe kung-fu grip

      Seems to always be the song I think of when the topic mushrooms comes up.

      Jun 18, 2009 at 8:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #7   RunBarbara bang

    the last time someone told me that they had “plenty of room to pull out” i ended up with a sore eye and a box of plan b.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 12:04 pm   rating: 56  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Lorelie

      At least there is Plan B now.

      *looks askance at oldest child*

      Jun 17, 2009 at 12:54 pm   rating: 40  small thumbs up

    • #7.2   CS harmonikah

      Sorry. I still owe you half of the price for that.
      You did get the bootleg Mexican version of Plan B, right?

      Jun 17, 2009 at 2:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #7.3   claw71 bang

      Plan B is a wire coat hanger.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:21 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #7.4   RunBarbara bang

      I liked it when plan b used to mean anal.

      used to=last night with mishee’s mom

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:26 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #7.5   claw71 bang

      Anal = Abstinence only.

      Of course Bristol’s was a trickle-down pregnancy.

      Which reminds me, I wouldn’t mind knocking up her kid sister. What’s the age of consent in Alaska? Anytime after the second trimester?

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:52 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #7.6   RunBarbara bang

      that little one looks like she’s gonna have some big ol’ watermelon titties, which might be mother nature’s way of saying: “sorry you were born to a hook nosed lesbo, but here are some tits. dont waste them all on one copy machine.”

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:58 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #7.7   claw71 bang

      I think Sarah Palin might accept your apology, RB.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 5:05 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #7.8   TheOldSchool

      We used to call this form of birth control
      “Plan C & H.”

      Jun 17, 2009 at 9:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #7.9   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Sarah may accept your apology but the NOW and friends most certainly will not.

      Jun 19, 2009 at 3:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #8   sewknotrb

    Quite frankly I l♥ve to have anyone park directly behind me.
    I’ve got a tush that’s made for rolling.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 12:07 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   T imo®

      ” Rollin…rollin…Rollin down the river! ” ♫

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #9   Meesh

    In all seriousness, it is nearly impossible to block a motorcycle in. This woman is probably just an angry night nurse. You people in the medical profession know what I’m talking about.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 12:31 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Annette

      I’d say patients needing attention during night shift know what you’re talking about.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 12:33 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #9.2   CS harmonikah

      That’s the first thing that i thought.
      I was trying to recreate the situation in my mind.
      It does seem pretty difficult to block in a motorcycle; it has wheels, decent maneuverability, and are generally not that heavy

      Also, PA notes are one thing. Threatening someone else’s personal possession is entirely different.
      Not cool, bike lady, not cool.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 2:11 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #9.3   MagPie

      Meesh-she’s an angry night nurse that works in the lock-down. They just installed cameras on the pharmacy so she’s missing her hourly dosage of Xanax.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 5:22 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #10   Flaboy2425

    I ride a bike and parking only one foot behind a parked car is asking for trouble. Are the spaces marked off? Is the motorcycle in the middle of the space? A lot of questions need to be answered. For the moment, I side with the woman.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Lorelie

      He parked one foot behind another motorcycle.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 12:52 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #10.2   G

      I think you missed that the note-writer *also* rides a bike.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 12:53 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #10.3   Snippy

      Given that flaboy seems unable to notice important details, I’d recommend giving him a lot of space when he’s riding his motorcycle, drifting across lanes and sailing through STOP signs. :roll:

      Jun 17, 2009 at 2:52 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #10.4   ryanmalloy

      Given that flaboy considers two questions “a lot” (and has received 3 thumbs by now), I’d recommend using easier, more precise descriptions in the future.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 3:22 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

  • #11   disasteress

    this is funny…and sad at the same time for something similar happened to me but turned out completely different.

    same scenario, parking at a premium at work and I parked my bike in a little wedge between the first parked car and the curb, not realizing that someone else usually parked there too. One day a tall, handsome albeit little pissed off guy is making a beeline for my cubicle. Once he is in front of me he asks whether I ride the white and silver Honda, after I tell him yes that is mine he asks whether I got the note… I never actually received any note so I tell him, sorry, what note? He then explains that I have been hogging the entire space and if I park right next to the curb he can fit his bike next to mine. I certainly had no problems with that set-up and I assured him that I will leave space for him. At this point he is much less worked up as before so we chat for a bit and end up setting up a date, which went really well. We dated for a bit before he moved away to a city too far to make it work long distance.

    I never found out what the original note he left actually said. It was probably blown off by the wind. If it wasn’t for the wind and taking his space again I most likely would have never met him and enjoyed his company so much.

    Maybe, Dan should find her and seduce her ;-)

    Jun 17, 2009 at 12:47 pm   rating: 40  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   claw71 bang

      Did you get checked out? Because whenever a chick pisses me off I get even by slowly wooing her, giving her herpes and then moving off to a big city where the “distance” makes maintaining the relationship impossible.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #11.2   T imo®

      Uhm just a guess and I am just going to put this out there, but I don’t think she is interested in a Dan or a Dick.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:22 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #11.3   RunBarbara bang

      unless “dan” is short for “danielle” and has a large collection of velcro watches and lumbar braces.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:28 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #11.4   Snippy

      Danielle Steel = Steely Dan = strap-on dildo from “Naked Lunch” by William Burroughs…

      It all adds up, RB.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 5:02 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #11.5   disasteress

      perhaps, but then I also have a hard time imagining a Steely-Dan-toting-velcro-watch-wearing-lumbar-braced-biker nurse having even access to such stationary… and hey Dan can handle a challenge can’t he?!?!…oh no wait, perhaps not, he might need an officer as a chaperon for his first date

      Jun 18, 2009 at 3:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #11.6   disasteress

      Claw…I doubt that…because we all know that chicks piss you off on a regular basis and there are only so many big cities in the world :-)

      Jun 18, 2009 at 3:57 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #12   Lorelie

    That stationary is such a mish-mash of images, it’d make a graphic designer’s eyes bleed.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 12:53 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #13   SuperMe

    i wish she had signed it “kisses!”

    Jun 17, 2009 at 1:08 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

  • #14   Beth

    Parallel parking should be outlawed, anyways.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 1:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   fluffy8u

      Fluffy has a hunch that Beth can’t parallel park.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 3:46 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

  • #15   Ash

    I’d really like to see follow-up on this note to know what the police did and if she ever leaves another note again!

    Jun 17, 2009 at 1:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #16   leftfoot

    Butterflies are the moth’s evil, morning cousin.

    And.. everyone knows that morning people are the the absolute worst.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 1:54 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   oi!

      I thought he was going for the silence of the lambs reference here.
      eh Mishee?

      Jun 17, 2009 at 5:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #17   CS harmonikah

    The stationery completely negate any cred that came with the motorcycle.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 2:13 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #18   aaa

    Fifty bucks that both Dan in Seattle and The Bubble Lady are both entitled douchebags. :D

    Jun 17, 2009 at 3:34 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   T imo®

      That is the worst bet ever! :razz:

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:24 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #18.2   aaa

      Yes, yes it is. But Mojo Jojo is the most bitchinest simian ever. :D

      Jun 17, 2009 at 6:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #18.3   Snippy

      @18.2 – Hey, what about Mr. Teeny?
      Y’know, Krusty The Clown’s smokingest pal ever.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 6:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #18.4   aaa

      Pssh, riding tiny tricycles is nothing compared to being a supervillain and having a huge-ass brain that you have to cover with glass to keep it from getting dirty.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 6:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #19   WillBraden bang

    I think this is funnier if you think of this whole exchange as dealing with bikes, not motorcycles.

    and if you think of it as tricycles, and the people involved are from the Rugrats, it’s fucking HILARIOUS!

    Jun 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #20   claw71 bang

    So who is the bigger bitch here? The cranky twit with butterfly paper or Dan the man who reported this missive to the police?

    Real bikers don’t call the cops. Real bikers solve their differences with a knife fight.

    By the way, Dan, did the cops tell you to park in your own damned space or did they slap you around for wasting their time?

    Jun 17, 2009 at 4:17 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   T imo®

      Dan is not a real Biker. He is a motorcycle and leather enthusiast, ooooga!

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:25 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #20.2   claw71 bang

      So you’re saying that being slapped around by the cops was his intent?

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:53 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

  • #21   hibousoir

    It’s women like the note writer that give the rest of us female bike riders a bad name. I would have called the police, too. Sorry, but you don’t get to threaten my personal property–not to mention my sole transportation–because you can’t handle sharing parking spaces with other bikers. She sounds totally irrational to me. Scary that she works in hospital!

    Jun 17, 2009 at 4:56 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   claw71 bang

      It’s woman like that that give the rest of women a bad name. Female bike riders were never really in high standing to start with. Go to Sturgis or Durango and you’ll see what I mean. Ewww.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 5:03 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #21.2   lilmegz

      you must have missed these hot mommas.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 8:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #22   lemskroob

    Bike owners are so annoying.

    When you park it, you want the respect a car gets (meaning a full spot), but out on the road, you want to take full advantage of its size, and act like you have extra rights (weave between cars, ride the shoulder, etc).

    Jun 17, 2009 at 5:13 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   oi!

      I hate when I see a lone bike taking the whole parking space in otherwise full parking lot. It’s like it is giving you a finger.

      Jun 17, 2009 at 5:42 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #22.2   Snippy

      Still having those “special” dreams about Mickey Mouse, oi? ;)

      Jun 17, 2009 at 6:27 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #22.3   hibousoir

      @ Lem: It’s perfectly legal to “lane split.” I don’t personally do it because of annoying drivers who are pissed off that they’re stuck in traffic and/or jealous of our sweet rides and do things like open their car doors or stick things out their windows to try to hit us or our bikes.

      Irresponsible assholes use all kinds of transportation. Don’t lump all bikers in with the people whose “weekend warrior” attitudes occlude their common sense and courtesy on the road. I’ve almost been hit several times by women driving massive SUVs who could barely see over their steering wheels and who pulled right into my lane because they either didn’t see me or didn’t even bother to look, but you don’t see me generalizing about women drivers. I will admit, however, that I now pay special attention to SUVs when I’m on the road.

      Jun 18, 2009 at 3:12 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #22.4   hibousoir

      @ Oi: If there’s no motorcycle parking lot, then where else are we supposed to park? On the sidewalk? I think that’s even more of a finger than parking in a car spot.

      The polite thing to do if you have to park a bike in a car spot is back the bike vertically into the spot and as far over to the side as possible so other bikes can pull in, too. Now, just because you see one bike in a car spot doesn’t mean that there weren’t other bikes parked in there as well before you came along or that other bikes won’t share that spot after you leave.

      Just giving the perspective from the biker side.

      Jun 18, 2009 at 3:22 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #22.5   Wade bang

      Lane splitting, while legal around the world, is illegal in the US, hibousoir (except Cali where it is tolerated). And I agree that bikers get a bad rap from “road ninjas” tear assin’ through traffic, popping wheelies all the way.

      As for parking, I don’t mind that a motorcycle is in a single space. My preference is that they park so I can see them as I am driving up, because nothing is more annoying than thinking you have finally found a spot, starting to pull in, then seeing the bike.

      One person on a bike has just as much right to a parking place as one person (me) in a car. A Vespa, on the other hand… ;)

      Jun 18, 2009 at 7:18 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #22.6   hibousoir

      My mistake! Thanks for the correction. Yes, I can see how lane splitting would definitely be annoying in places where it’s illegal. I’m a native Californian, so I guesss I assumed every state followed our rules. (Good thing they don’t, seeing as how we’ve decided it’s okay to deny people equal rights. Yay!)

      Jun 18, 2009 at 12:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #23   octavius

    I wonder if she has matching butterflies tattooed on her ass.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 6:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #24   sararulesall

    ben kweller ftw

    Jun 17, 2009 at 7:04 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #25   Canthz_B bang

    The police, Dan? Why? Did you want your bike put in protective custody? Maybe you hoped they’d set up stake-out teams?

    Someone leaves you an empty threat, and you think you’re important enough to waste the time of law enforcement officers rather than give the lady another dick-length of space?

    That’s why care in Federal hospitals (VA perhaps?) sucks…the staff are idiots.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 7:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #26   TP

    I would just leave her a note that said, “Next time you leave me a note I am going to rip off your fingers and shove them in your c*** – although your bike might be a better fit.

    Steely ’3 inch diameter’ Dan”

    Jun 17, 2009 at 7:57 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #27   TheOldSchool

    Problems like these would be history if we, as a society, were to collectively agree to all start driving those miniature Shriner cars.

    (It would be nice if they could be upgraded from “parade mode,” so they could be amphibious and capable of flying.)

    Jun 17, 2009 at 9:31 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

  • #28   BurstingAtTheSeams

    Butterfly Biker will have a surprise when Dan starts parking elsewhere, and she suddenly is a sole motorcyclist taking up a large parking spot.

    Someone far grouchier will come along in a hummer… and park behind her… and then what will she do?

    Jun 17, 2009 at 9:42 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #29   xs

    the next time i get this note, maybe i’ll read all the words correctly. oh well.

    Ooo, and yo momma’s so cheap she’s rollin shit back to the middle of the street, like she’s Wal-Mart or somethin! sssuckaaa.

    Jun 17, 2009 at 11:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   GK bang

      Can I get that in English? Translation, anyone?

      Jun 18, 2009 at 3:00 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #29.2   Snayl bang

      Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive…

      Jun 18, 2009 at 12:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #30   park rose

    we all know what dennis hopper would do, if he was in a blue velvet kind of a mood, and as for jack nicholson, well, I just found this quote from “the shining”:
    Hello Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever.
    jack did a stint as a character in a big hospital, too.

    Jun 18, 2009 at 7:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   Sirius¤ bang

      PF would be killed by a shotgun blast, for being a smelly hippy.

      Jun 18, 2009 at 9:50 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #30.2   T imo® bang

      They give themselves away with the stinkin’ patchouli oil.

      Jun 18, 2009 at 10:56 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #31   bullwinkle

    people are insane. I once had a “gentleman” complain to me because I parked my scooter in one half of a parking space(to leave room for any scooterists or motorcycles that might drop by). He insisted my vespa had to be parked dead center, but declined to give a reason why.

    Jun 18, 2009 at 9:30 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #32   GhostWriter bang

    I love Angry Cursive. Our notewriter seems to have it pretty much under control, dotting her i’s within a letter or two of her target space, but then near the end, she cuts loose and actually crosses an “l’ !

    Jun 18, 2009 at 10:16 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #33   Eccentric_Lady bang

    Interesting note…but really disconcerting to see such anger on pretty stationary!

    Came here from PLFM. So you can say, Weasel sent me. )

    Jun 18, 2009 at 11:02 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   gwenhwyfaer

      Can we also say “Weasel, next time you send a minion over, can you make sure they know the difference between office supplies and states of immobility?”…?

      Jun 21, 2009 at 6:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #34   thirty six red

    Both of them are little wussies. He might get his head cracked open when nurse Ratchet begins PMSing.
    A lot of stupidly uptight self absorbed nit wits.
    Bikers = Organ donors.

    Jun 18, 2009 at 4:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #35   Jinx

    That hurt my eyes to read. Does anyone else get the feeling whoever wrote that shit wrote with their nondominate hand so it wouldn’t match their “real” handwriting?

    Jun 19, 2009 at 12:42 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   geeklygirly bang

      Oh man… is it messed up that I hope you’re right about that? A note writer switching hands to make her handwriting not only illegible, but unrecognizable as well, would just be a whole new level of passive-aggressiveness…

      Jun 19, 2009 at 4:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #35.2   Jinx

      Not only that, but there’s still hope for the human race if that isn’t their “real” handwriting. XD

      Jun 19, 2009 at 5:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #35.3   Xenobiologista

      I’ve seen much worse “real” handwriting. Some people are just too damn lazy to write legibly. What baffles me are people who write so badly that even THEY can’t read their own writing…it’s like “so what was the point of that?”

      Jun 20, 2009 at 3:02 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #35.4   MAMARILLA2 bang

      I like to call it the current Public Education System.

      Jun 20, 2009 at 12:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #36   bullwinkle

    If he can get on his bike, stand it up strait, and wheel it out or in without colliding with the other “biker”, he’s not too close.

    Jun 22, 2009 at 10:04 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #37   StopVoldemort

    “The next time you park your bike directly behind me I’ll pull it bach into the middle of the street!”

    The classical music reference doesn’t really fit in with the tone of the rest of the note.

    Jun 22, 2009 at 11:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #38   bean

    simple, yet true.

    If you can’t fuckin drive it – DON’T

    And, for the record, backing out is all part and parcel of driving!

    Jun 23, 2009 at 12:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #39   Mike

    Seems to me the world is full of these kinds of people. I’ve had a similar issue where I work.

    Jun 23, 2009 at 10:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #40   Frustrated

    At least you got a note, when other motorcycle riders park me in/lean their bike ON mine etc, I just tear a hole in their seat with my key.

    Jun 29, 2009 at 10:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #41   paolo404

    I used to drive a home-built car with 4 different colours (yes that’s right) and I once had a woman stop me while I was driving out of a car park and tell me very aggressively not to park in there. I politely replied I had just finished fixing the Doctor’s computer and I would be back to do some more work for him the next day and I’d see her around. She was so embarrassed…

    Jul 5, 2009 at 8:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #42   john doe


    Just do what u need to do. Use a good blade to slash those tires, and a hammer to bust those windows. Believe me, it sounds strange, but it really works.

    Jul 6, 2009 at 5:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

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