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Fri, 09 Apr 2010 05:03:03 +0000

[...] Happy reinforcing gender stereotypes day! [...]

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:21:56 +0000

rinn,

Redo the numbers on your calculator. I get three exactly: 1. Maca 2. Roni, and 3. Cheese.

(Your calculator’s batteries might have leaked Chinese acid into its hard drive. I hope you kept the receipt.)

By: rinn

rinn — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:45:52 +0000

did anyone else notice that the note is contradictory? macaroni and cheese has more than three ingredients in it…

By: hairjunkie

hairjunkie — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:05:18 +0000

with bacon!

unless you keep kosher, that is

By: hairjunkie

hairjunkie — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:58:41 +0000

I love the Soup Nazi!

By: la

la — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:27:45 +0000

I’m not allowed to make popcorn anymore after a very unfortunate incident involving a pressure cooker and an 18-inch hole in the ceiling…

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:25:39 +0000

Saysh: put a little dab of my dribbled essence on a Q-tip and then lightly swab around the interjected area.

This will soothe any lingering yearning and burning sensations you might feel after I first entered your assorted orifices.

CC: It’s not the premature interjections that trigger these sensations. It’s the mature and post mature ones.

Mamarilla2: Don’t buy the grandure. It doesn’t fertilize any better than ordinary manure.

Rose: With you, the moment is always right, and I’m always ready. I’m suited up and ready to play!

By: Stacy

Stacy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:00:26 +0000

Dad should tell the kids to cook for their own damn selves. If it was Mom, point out he’s breaking gender stereotypes but, if she wants to be oppressed, she can do all the cooking for now on.

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:54:56 +0000

I thought we’d moved on from this pillar talk, CC. Oh, and cos’ I’m in a poetry mood, Dorothy Parker?

By the time you swear you’re his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying -
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:48:37 +0000

He can interject me any time

(except when I tell him not to…)

(or when mama’s around…)

(level playing field and all, or not).

By: thrall38

thrall38 — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:07:26 +0000

oh, dearie me. was that why the duck was soggy?

By: mamason

mamason — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:09:53 +0000

I love soup.

By: Eric

Eric — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:35:51 +0000

Was the duck authorized from the management?
If not, then your husband forgot to tear off it’s fucking arm and stuff it up it’s fucking ass.

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:56:51 +0000

Well it is the only one he owns…He might use it if he feels better.