Comments on: Soyf*ckers Anonymous

By: Name

Name — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:59:36 +0000

“It’s all really easy. They care, you don’t”
They care irrationally. Non-vegans don’t care about stupid things they shouldn’t care about like killing animals.

Not caring isn’t the thing that makes meat-eaters awesome, being like a fucking T-Rex makes you awesome. Hence the picture.

The passive-aggressive note would say “Are you a real man? Chances are you can defend your own damn self! Keep being awesome!!one11!!”

If I were to leave a note next to a “Stop Domestic Violence” rally ad, it would say “Remember, tomorrow is wife-beating Wednesday!! Don’t forget! Hit her where you can’t see the bruises, and make sure the neighbors can’t hear!!” or something like that, then I could even say “contact me @ *email address* if you have any questions!” just to see how much hate mail I got.

By: anglophile

anglophile — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:22:23 +0000

Legally and societally sanctioned murder. Yum!

By: GK

GK — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:42:32 +0000

But glo, don’t you realise? Meat is murder!

By: GK

GK — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:38:40 +0000

She probably only wants the money so she can afford to have another baybee, ew. Think I’ll go take a messy dump in their bathroom as her “tip”. (Don’t worry, I’ll leave the seat down).

By: anglophile

anglophile — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:14:49 +0000

Yes, because clearly eating meat and spousal abuse belong in the same category. Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts. Ninny.

By: Ninny

Ninny — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:58:25 +0000

Double meh. Meat-eaters bashing vegetarians/vegans is just a classic case of “shoot the messenger”. I think vegetarians/vegans are great, they go through so much trouble and give up so much just because they care about more than their own asses. I think that’s really admirable. But I don’t go around trying to “deliberately piss them off” because I don’t have the guts (no pun intended) to go vegan myself, I just admire their courage and determination. All excuses you make such as “humans are naturally meat-eaters” and “you think your shit doesn’t stink” just scream of your own guilty concience you’re unable to face. So, you stoop to bashing the vegans instead of considering your own self-righteousness and selfishness. That is really lame.

It’s all really easy. They care, you don’t. Not caring does not make you “awesome”, it makes you plain old selfish. At least have the balls to admit it. Next, we’ll have a passive-aggressive note next to a “stop domestic violence” rally ad reading “We real men don’t need no stupid support groups! Keep beating the wife and being AWESOME!!one11!!”

By: Name

Name — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:47:02 +0000

No. I already paid $7 for my waffles. I don’t want to pay another $1.05 because a waitress carried it the 20 feet from the kitchen to my table. I’ll get it myself and bring my own orange juice.
They don’t depend on my $1.05 tip to live. They can live without it.

By: Name

Name — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:31:37 +0000

My guess is that your friends didn’t stop liking you because you might shove being vegan in their faces, but rather because now they see how stupid you are and now your farts smell REALLY bad.

It’s not your opinion, it’s your INCORRECT opinion. *difference*

Or maybe they aren’t down with shemales and when you decided to grow a vagina and call yourself a vegan you lost their respect.

Or maybe they got tired of the fact that you never capitalize your I’s and you spell ‘a lot’ wrong and how stupid you are.

By: Name

Name — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:30:57 +0000

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OOOOOHHHHh phew well that was a good one there!!!

Nearly shat myself

By: T imo®

T imo® — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:27:01 +0000

All I am saying is that if you got your waffles you should at least tip your waitress 15% for just getting them to the table. They depend on their tips to live!

By: Snippy

Snippy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:24:32 +0000

No bull.

By: T imo®

T imo® — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:21:18 +0000

AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Transvestite cows!

By: Snippy

Snippy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:16:12 +0000

Mmmm, waffles.

By: Snippy

Snippy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:14:48 +0000

Uh… I’m sorry to break this to you, T imo, but “Elsie” is actually “Angus” — and that’s not half ‘n’ half.