Rachel spotted this on a frat house fridge in Champaign, Illinois, adding: “Said fridge was indeed revolting.”
Meanwhile, Helen swiped this from an equally revolting frat house in Vancouver. Adds Helen: “The reason why it is so ripped up is because a frat boy saw me steal the note and we fought for it for a while.”
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#1
eve
that star is delicious.
Jun 25, 2009 at 2:30 pm rating: 5
#2
claw71
I wish Rachel would stop fooling around inthe kitchen and pull the fringgin’ train already. Come on, candy pants, your house lost the greek games and you drew the short straw. Face down ass up, don’t stop ’til the last passenger climbs aboard. WOOO WOOOO>
Jun 25, 2009 at 2:36 pm rating: 21
#3
Sirius¤
Make-A-Wish glitter star on the fridge? I’m thinking Rachel is only in the house as a platonic fashion consultant.
Jun 25, 2009 at 2:46 pm rating: 6
#4
Woman on the Verge
I’ve never seen a fucking fridge before… how do you use it? Doesn’t the cold inhibit performance?
Jun 25, 2009 at 2:52 pm rating: 8
#5
Black Kristos
I’d like to know what other bits of important business the rest of that note paper is up to.
Jun 25, 2009 at 3:09 pm rating: 3
#6
SuperMe
Would have been funnier if the note said:
“I’m DYING for Babler to clean the FUCKING fridge.”
Or maybe that would just make it more tasteless.
Ah well, either way…
Jun 25, 2009 at 3:18 pm rating: 15
#7
oi!
I wish Babler was a fucking human and not a fish !
Jun 25, 2009 at 3:31 pm rating: 5
#8
GhostWriter
Unfortunately, half the note was ripped away during a round of grabass in the frat kitchen.
Otherwise, Babler the the Austrian maid would have read the whole thing: “I wish Babler would clean the fucking bathroom and keep her fat sausage-like fingers out of our fridge!”
The bathroom’s still filthy, but the fridge has been emptied, and Babler’s so full that she’s taking a nap on the couch.
Jun 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm rating: 10
#9
Heather
Ugh, lately these have been lame. They’re not passive at all and aggressive/direct all the way.
This isn’t “notes complaining about how much you suck at life.”
Jun 25, 2009 at 3:41 pm rating: 3
#10
Flaboy2425
You want the fridge cleaned? Do it yourself. It looks like most of the junk in it is yours anyway.
Jun 25, 2009 at 4:06 pm rating: 1
#11
stickman
Clean the fridge? Just buy a new one!
Jun 25, 2009 at 4:39 pm rating: 3
#12
DearJane
Does anyone know what the fridge was revolting against? Was it a vegan fridge stuffed with meat? A non-condimentalist overfilled with mustard and 7 bottles of ranch?
Jun 25, 2009 at 4:47 pm rating: 7
#13
CS harmonikah
Every time you wish upon a “fucking” star.
An angel gets…..
well, you’d rather not know.
Jun 25, 2009 at 4:51 pm rating: 10
#14
Sirius¤
Glitter stars on the fridge, dudes on the pole — these frat guys are so deep in the closet they can see Narnia!
Jun 25, 2009 at 5:56 pm rating: 43
#15
peonia
i see they’ve taken down devra’s “passive-aggressive” note from yesterday. interesting…
Jun 25, 2009 at 6:58 pm rating: 2
#16
Eccentric_Lady
The comments are greater then the post…
Jun 25, 2009 at 7:49 pm rating: 2
#17
TheOldSchool
The star on the fridge reminds me of “the stars in my eyes” that I had regarding Michael Jackson.
With the news of his death, I’m learning that he wasn’t quite the “Average Joe – Typical Suburban Dad” that I’d long believed him to be.
Jun 25, 2009 at 8:52 pm rating: 4
#18
oi
I don’t understand second note at all. Is it about pole dancing? If so then it is discriminating against guys.
Jun 25, 2009 at 11:19 pm rating: 1
#19
Michael Jackson
Sorry, The Old School, but I’m in Hell. Pervert Hell is right next to Passive-Aggressive Hell. And as for note #2, I see nothing wrong with dudes on the pole (if you know what I mean, wink wink. I’m Bad!). Gotta go, Satan wants to dangle me out the window over a pit of enraged chimpanzees.
Jun 25, 2009 at 11:52 pm rating: 9
#20
Canthz_B
“No guys on the pole, you will break it and hurt/embarrass yourself.” was the working title of the “Defense of Marriage Act”.
Jun 26, 2009 at 12:10 am rating: 9
#21
RunBarbara
im responsible for the first note, sort of….
i lived in a frat house for a while. well…”lived” is really generous since i mostly just slept in the bathtub and ate mashed potatoes in the cafeteria until the guys left for class. i just sort of hid out until the statute expired on my warrants.
as soon as the frat would leave, i would rifle through their underwear drawers and place josh’s boxer briefs in brian’s dresser, then i’d exchange kevin and tyler’s tighty-whiteys and hide a few handfuls of the chubby guy’s superhero shorts under the anorexic dude’s bed. as soon as i’d hear the rustle of visors and the jangling of keychain collections, i’d hide under a pile of star wars comics (the chubby guy had a thing for them) and watch as the passive-aggressive madness ensued.
babler was the chubby guy and he had a rare type of somnambulism where he would zombie walk to the kitchen, eat everything he could grasp with his pudgy hands and then shit all over the fridge when he couldn’t make it to the toilet. this happened mostly due to the stress of having his underwear stolen a few times a week. the other guys tolerated it because babler did all of their physics homework (and occasionally let them jack off into his mouth when they were drunk….dude, if you don’t look me in the eyes it isnt gay…).
babler was usually pretty good about wiping down the batched fridge but since he found all of his family guy undies under the anorexic guy’s bed, covered in lukewarm mashed potatoes and sprinkled with hair, he just couldn’t deal with it anymore. so after a particularly rough night of eating uncooked pasta, two boxes of brownie mix and a bowl of captain crunch out of the sink, he really turned his backdoor hose loose on the fridge. it looked like someone had shot cookie dough out of a cannon and smelled like a beached whale in the noon sun. he left for a day of rune reading in the park while his room mates had to deal with the drying stains of his midnight binge.
after a week, they couldn’t take it anymore. they tried to be nice and ignore it since babler was the only reason they were still passing. i kept hiding out and re-arranging their personal belongings and babler stayed at his mom’s house and stopped returning their calls. the anorexic guy snapped and started leaving these notes all over the frat house. i guess that’s when rachel came in and found it. with a shit-caked fridge and a bunch of failing frat guys, its pretty fortunate that this was as bad as it got.
Jun 26, 2009 at 12:14 am rating: 12
#22
jackie31337
Way to go Helen for beating up a frat boy and stealing his sign!
Jun 26, 2009 at 6:17 am rating: 3
#23
Ralph
I wish there was video of Helen and the frat boy fighting. Chivalry surely is dead.
Jun 27, 2009 at 2:25 am rating: 1
#24
puppy
Geez, Helen, you could have just taken a picture.
Jun 28, 2009 at 4:03 am rating: 1
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