Comments on: And those Cheetos were my baby’s yellow dye #6

By: Car RamRod

Car RamRod — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:54:47 +0000

Fetuses are kind of small though. Better to wait for it to be born. Then you can just eat the baby.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a thanksgiving turkey? I don’t fuck the turkey before I eat it.

By: Dani

Dani — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:24:51 +0000

That crystal meth was my baby’s crystal meth for the day!

By: Tria

Tria — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:21:54 +0000

23.2 – make sure you take a decent belt so it doesn’t fall out from under whatever you’re wearing.

By: Sherry

Sherry — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:20:03 +0000

Wow. Not to defend the food thief, because I’m as anti having my lunch stolen as the next person…

But am I to really believe that this woman only gets one serving of calcium per day? That she’s not going to get anymore calcium for the rest of the day? Mayhap she has other dietary issues that need to be dealt with.

By: Sean

Sean — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:11:05 +0000

I shall counter her email with one of the most immortal passive-aggressive advertisements of late.

‘Wow, you don’t care what the kids eat huh? That has high-fructose corn syrup in it.’

By: VagabondClown

VagabondClown — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:07:05 +0000

Well yeah. It doesn’t sound like it was for any particular nutritional reason, other than the calcium thing. I think if she *had* said something about a particular dietary requirement, it wouldn’t have ended up with her being the one getting bashed. At least, not as much.

As an aside, gestational diabetes does affect the baby, as well. It gets too much sugar into them, which can affect their size (make them much bigger – my daughter was 8 lb 9 oz) and can up their chances of being obese and diabetic later in life. I had to also take pills, which dropped her sugar to bad levels and caused her to be on an IV drip when she was born (blood sugar was supposed to be 40 at birth – hers was 20). So it *can* affect them, but if it’s caught early and monitored and fought well it shouldn’t be too bad.

By: Dr. Feelgood

Dr. Feelgood — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:23:09 +0000

“That cheeto was NOT delicious.”

By: luna

luna — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:35:18 +0000

…now her baby will have no bones. tragic, really.

By: Luxor

Luxor — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:49:19 +0000

Oh Noooo! Teh Baybeeeeeeee!
Meh, preggo people are bad and only get worse once they pop it out.

By: GK

GK — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:15:47 +0000

“LaTonya”? Looks like one of those names that resulted from bad handwriting on the birth certificate.

By: park rose

park rose — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:16:15 +0000

Who are you trying to kid? What do you mean go shopping?

By: park rose

park rose — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:22:55 +0000

@ Canaduck: Commonly called a breech birth.

By: Mango

Mango — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:32:42 +0000

Hmm, you have a point there – however, the email gives the impression that the calcium was for her baby, and not herself (as gestational diabetes affects the mother i believe?).
If she did have diabetes though, she could have amped up the guilt factor in the email…”Would you like extra guilt with that?”
I know I would have

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:48:03 +0000

Receiving strawberry cheesecake yogurt in utero is the main reason babies refuse to eat Gerber strained peas.
Looks like someone is just trying to do LaTonya a favor in the long-run.