Comments on: One can only hope you won’t be giving the wedding toast

By: jason

jason — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:32:56 +0000

Best thing to do now is make the quilt and include that square in it. Then display the quilt to everyone-send them pictures if you have to. The two losers will be shamed by your whole extended circle of friends, even if they don’t feel embarrassed or guilty. Plus, you’re throwing the righteousness back in their faces by publicly demonstrating that you don’t even give a goddamn if they judge you for having sex. They only win if you demonstrate shame.

By: Car RamRod

Car RamRod — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:49:12 +0000

They deserved this just for having something as gay as a wedding quilt in the first place.

When I first read it I thought perhaps it was a tasteless joke by an inebriated couple. Then I saw it was in Raleigh, where I unfortunately am living these days. These southerners take their religion shit way too seriously, so it’s quite possible that was a serious hope for the sake of their souls.

By: Dani

Dani — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:20:13 +0000

Jocelyn, you obviously haven’t spent much time around fundamentalists. Their PA-ness in the name of Jesus knows no bounds, and it’s always deadly serious. Praise Christ.

By: Sirius¤

Sirius¤ — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:34:13 +0000

Imitation is the sincerest form of me-stealing-your-idea.

By: Bunnee

Bunnee — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:00:14 +0000

Thanks a lot, Sirius. Way to steal my thunder and get more thumbs than me!!

By: and the gimme gimmes

and the gimme gimmes — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:30:42 +0000

That wedding fucking was cake delicious!

By: Sigh

Sigh — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:28:56 +0000

Wow. Not funny AND a rip-off. Quel surprise. Wait, let’s consider the “source”…

By: Nix

Nix — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:59:47 +0000

lol…no.

By: apedant

apedant — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:19:09 +0000

Damn you Librarian! Now you’ve said that I keep imagining the sheer social awkwardness of having to pretend I’m interested in their f-ing awful f-ing quilt. Just like their 240 holiday photos from last year! Arggghhhhh!!!!

I may have drifted from the couple in question to some others I know there.

By: Weaselbaby

Weaselbaby — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:46:34 +0000

If your wedding is so stressful that you don’t have the patience to get busy afterwards, I think you got too caught up in the ceremony to remember the meaning.

Signed,
A Nasty Little Weasel Who Got Way Freaky in the Restroom at Her Own Reception (& Would’ve Gotten Freakier, Except Her Father-in-Law Unexpectedly Walked In)

By: Weaselbaby

Weaselbaby — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:38:33 +0000

Yeah, I can’t begin to tell you how romantic it is to have to tell the nice lady at the charming little Bahamian bed-&-breakfast that you’re gonna need some new sheets ASAP.

Cold water is great for removing bloodstains, but still…OVERRATED.

By: Lorelie

Lorelie — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:45:54 +0000

That square will go on the underside of the quilt, where the backing normally is. The better to wipe up the wet spot.

By: Lorelie

Lorelie — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:45:00 +0000

You stole your own boyfriend? That’s talent.

By: Lorelie

Lorelie — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:43:46 +0000

Right, like you’re not constantly trying to get a peek up the bride’s dress, Canthz.