Repestect yourself

June 29th, 2009 · 159 comments

Presenting the winner of the creative spelling (and spacing) of the year award, spotted by Rob in the recently-painted elevator of his Brooklyn apartment building. It has a lovely lyric quality to it, no?

If you like to do graphity, dont do it. Pull your pants down and graphity your ass. Repestect this building and if you dont repect it do it in your own building. This is not Prospect Park. This building is being recorded 24/7 and if your taped, you will go to jail. Do not right back on this paper knock on Apt 2B if you don't like this message. -Management

related: Your are welcome to our home

FILED UNDER: bizarro spacing · Brooklyn · CAPS LOCK · elevator · graffiti · landlords and property managers · most popular notes of 2009 · now that's management · runaway run-on sentences · spelling and grammar police · the po-po · your/you're


159 responses so far ↓

  • #1   oi!

    Do not phight

    menejemant.

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:14 pm   rating: 50  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Ryan

    This could be the start of some bizarre new verse structure… Graphity Haiku.

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:15 pm   rating: 31  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   AutistTree

    But I like to do graphity – it’s what’s keeping me from floating off into space after all…

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:15 pm   rating: 68  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   fluffy8u

      Yes, graphity keeps me down to earth.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 12:48 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   Eric

      Graphity… not as funny as irony… tastes a little to basalty. And quartzy… well… that’s just silicy!

      Jun 30, 2009 at 2:45 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   fluffy8u

      Some take it for granite, but I think it rocks.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 6:45 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   oi!

    do not it paper. paper vill mack uu cri.

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:15 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   The Lion

      Oi, thank you.

      I have not laughed that hard, this early, in a long time.

      Jul 1, 2009 at 1:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   oi!

      random thank you makes your day so much batter!!
      :D

      Jul 1, 2009 at 2:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   oi!

      :oops:
      BETTER!!!!
      damn it! edit!
      (Do not look for me I have banished myself in claw’s dungeon.)

      Jul 1, 2009 at 2:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Verdigris bang

    “If you like to do graphity”?

    I had no idea it was an option. Maybe the author of this note was a fan of Douglas Adams?

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:22 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   lightspeed

    I’m shuur that the teanage taggers will stop

    to read your noat sinse its so clear

    yu deserv there respesect and meen

    bizness.

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:23 pm   rating: 33  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Spike Nesmith

    Wow… that’s like one of those newfangled poems that don’t rhyme or scan.

    Maybe the author is a genius!

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:24 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   fluffy8u

      Or maybe he’s just an idiot.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 12:11 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Melanie

      Public schools FTW!!!

      Jun 30, 2009 at 1:25 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Kelly

    “The worst part is all of the poor speling and grammer those graphity guys do. Why isn’t our children learning?”

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:29 pm   rating: 55  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   z0iid

      why are there school? is a point to it?

      Jun 30, 2009 at 11:00 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   zombieBlanco bang

    Graphity, don’t do it. ♬

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:34 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   T imo®

      Issac Hayes was one bad muthafu…

      Jun 29, 2009 at 11:43 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Resident Grammarian esq bang

      shut your mouth!

      Jun 30, 2009 at 12:00 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   Black Kristos

      But I’m talkin’ about Issac!

      Jun 30, 2009 at 9:03 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   zenvelo

      ..then we can Digg it!

      Jun 30, 2009 at 12:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.5   T imo® bang

      Solid!

      Jun 30, 2009 at 12:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   Julie

    …I have absolutely no idea what this means. “If you like to do graphity”??? Someone translate!

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:35 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Verdigris bang

      I thought it was some sort of weird phonetic spelling of gravity but now that I’ve read it again, I realize it’s graffiti. Yeees.

      Jun 29, 2009 at 11:37 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   AuntyBron

      Me too Verdi! I thought the note writer was giving instructions on how to bust a grumpy.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 1:57 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   RigaToni

      I, too, thought “like to do gravity” was the answer. And I thought the note writer was talking about those kids with saggy pants. But the police threat is only valid in like 2 or 3 cities that have banned saggy pants… so I read the comments for clues.

      Unfortunately the note makes way more sense with “graffiti” and therefore is less fun.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 8:44 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   Meesh

      Translation:

      Go ahead and tag the whole building. The manager won’t be filling out a police report because he’s illiterate.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 9:05 am   rating: 68  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Casemama

    I’m dying to whip out my highlighter and correct everything, but the threat of being “recorded 24/7″ is holding me back. If only I weren’t such a coward.

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:37 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   fluffy8u

      Don’t worry, there aren’t any cameras. It’s an empty threat, much like the FBI investigation going on about who stole the tarts.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 12:41 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Stephanie

      You could always knock on apartment 2B.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 4:26 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   Paisley bang

      I think this is a case for National Security.

      Jul 2, 2009 at 7:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Casemama

    And…what new wonders does Page 2 hold?

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:39 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   zombieBlanco bang

      Page 2: a blank verse limerick on Assmorferic Peersure.

      Jun 29, 2009 at 11:43 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Michelle S.

    The reasin its hard to undersant is problably because Page 2 is

    missing check apt 29 for addichonel infirmation on this important

    anouncment thank you

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:43 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Julia

    This is clearly the opposite of “How to keep an idiot occupied for hours,” in that smart people will be standing, scratching their heads, for lengthy periods of time attempting to make some sort of sense of this interesting arrangement of words.

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:49 pm   rating: 42  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   secondsout bang

    I would blast the guy’s note, but I have too much repestect for him.

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:53 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   ClickClack bang

      Good to know you’re keeping things in
      teh propper perspestective.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   ClearlyDemented

    My guess is the note writer hates the occupants in apartment 29, and when she walked out in the hallway the next morning and saw their door completely covered with spray paint, she pat herself on the back and immediately took the note down.

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:55 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   secondsout bang

    So does this guy live at Apt 28, or does he hate the person at Apt 28 and wants to send a horde of angry knockers by?

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   secondsout bang

      …And speaking of Mad Knockers, just wanted to say hello to RunBarbara!

      Jun 29, 2009 at 11:57 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   RunBarbara bang

      they’re never mad at you, cowboy.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 12:43 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   reader

      It’s Apartment 2B, not 28. Just sayin’. Supers rarely live as high as Apartment 28 would have to be in Brooklyn.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 1:41 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   secondsout bang

    So if the building is being taped, and if your (sic) taped, you go to jail? Is it suddenly a crime to be taped?

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:58 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   secondsout bang

    I’m guessing it’s a “No Smoking” sign, but a curious part of me hopes it’s another note written by the same guy, bitching about people in the building smoking. The smoking note isn’t written in Comic Sans, though. Nor does it feature a page number.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:00 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   Snippy

      I’m guessing you intended this as a reply to Casemama @ 12.

      Did I guess right? What do I win?

      Jun 30, 2009 at 2:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   secondsout bang

      You guessed incorrectly. While I did read comment #12, and agreed with her sentiment about the page numbers, my comment was independent. I was referring to the presumed “No Smoking” sign above the PAN.

      But it was a nice try. As a consolation prize, you get to drink from the fire hose!

      Jun 30, 2009 at 2:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   Snippy

      Oooh, perfect for me and my big mouth!

      (Could this be the first gigglebrax failfail?)

      Jun 30, 2009 at 4:30 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.4   Snippy

      Alas, no edit function, so I cannot add the missing space.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 4:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   Resident Grammarian esq bang

    Repestect my authoritah!

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:01 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   dominant glee club

    I live near Prospect Park, and we never graphity our asses.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:04 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   fluffy8u

    Wow, I didn’t know that Captain Kirk owned an apartment complex!

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:07 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Snippy

      Because Kirk was the first one to say “Graphity, my ass!”

      Jun 30, 2009 at 2:24 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   Clumber

      So sorry, sweet snip. It was a [u]superiority[/u] complex that Capt. Kirk owned. And Spock’s testicle, if I remember correctly.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 8:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   Clumber

      ” ” sorry. How come no more preview to check for *dufuses like myself?

      *dufusi?

      Jun 30, 2009 at 8:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.4   Snippy

      Methinks it would be doofi as the plural form of doofus. Alas, poor Preview (and Edit)… how we mourn their loss along with those recently departed 1980s icons, the pedophile freak-show and the hot poster babe.

      However, as to the nature of Kirk’s complex, I stand corrected (because I wear corrective shoes).

      Jun 30, 2009 at 9:08 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Hillary

    After reading this passive agressive note I just

    want to know…what’s on page 2?

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:10 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Snippy

      See Casemama @ 12. :roll:

      Jun 30, 2009 at 2:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Snippy

      Oh, shut up, Snippy.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 4:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   oi!

      snippy don’t be too harsh on yourself.

      nevermind :D (smiley indicates that i am aware that i am on internet :P )

      Jun 30, 2009 at 4:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   f.

    This must’ve been written by Ali G!

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:15 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   xs

      Respek!

      Jun 30, 2009 at 1:27 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   fluffy8u

      xs, you spelled it wrong, it’s “Respekt”

      Jun 30, 2009 at 5:35 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   Eila

    I don’t know why everyone is so confused…

    Graphity: the art of drawing graphs on public and private property as a form of self-expression.

    All math lovers do it.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:21 am   rating: 41  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   fluffy8u

      Ah, yes. I believe Einstein was the one who had started the trend, but John Nash was the one who made it popular.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 12:46 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   RunBarbara bang

      i’d like to divide your pie chart with my bar graph.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 12:47 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   zombieBlanco bang

            Math lovers do it with Graphity

      *bumpersticker available soon at amazon.PAN*

      Jun 30, 2009 at 12:51 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.4   GK bang

      I find graphitying a nice polynomial to be a relaxing pursuit, not to mention artistic. But you know The Man always wants to put us down! I’d like to graphity lim{x->inf} 1/x all over Apt 28′s door to show how much I repestect The Man’s bourgeoisie impositions.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 6:36 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.5   T imo® bang

      ” i’d like to divide your pie chart with my bar graph.”
      RunBarbara loves to fishbone!

      Jun 30, 2009 at 11:25 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Flaboy2425

    Only to the graphity police.

    A prize should be given to the note writer for the most cleverly written gibberish ever seen.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:29 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   RunBarbara bang

    I think that this note is a ploy to get people to pull down their pants and wriggle around trying to write on their exposed, plump backsides while being filmed.

    Just because that’s now I paid for college doesn’t mean its for everyone. Some people have mushy, flat, mashed potato asses that no one except Claw cares to see (and he certainly wouldn’t pay for it, he could just wait until his Mom is undressing for her monthly hosing off in the yard).

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:46 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   mamason bang

      I thought you liked my ass… :cry:

      Jul 5, 2009 at 3:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   fluffy8u

    Wow… Snippy is going to have a field day with this…

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:51 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Snippy

      Why, Fluffy… I didn’t know you cared! :grin:

      Jun 30, 2009 at 2:28 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   Snippy

      Actually… just looking at this PAN makes Snippy’s head and stomach hurt.

      :shock: Must… turn… away….

      Jun 30, 2009 at 5:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   RunBarbara bang

    R-E-P-E-S-T-E-C-T, find out what it means to me….

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:56 am   rating: 32  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   T imo® bang

      Sock it to me….

      Jun 30, 2009 at 9:13 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   Black Kristos

      JUST A LITTLE

      BIT

      Jun 30, 2009 at 9:18 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   xs

    Graphity my ass! calm

    down, and what do you think this is, Prospect Park??

    Jun 30, 2009 at 1:23 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Joyful

    I would love to learn how to paper knock. It sounds so gentle.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 2:14 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   ryanmalloy

    Do not right back on this
    paper.

    Do not left on it
    either.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 2:58 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   stickman

    I believe the writer is FOB.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 6:50 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   anglophile bang

      No doubt, stickman, but that takes most of the funny out of it.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 10:52 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   Bcteagirl

      I believe this writer is FAS.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 1:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.3   Snippy

      Actually, I’d say SLO.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 4:36 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   lauren

    lol I had to read this twice before I understood “graphiti” was “graffiti.”

    Jun 30, 2009 at 7:02 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   nyuu

    I’m not sure what’s sadder: the fact that the OP only has Notepad to write with or the fact that the OP saved the note…

    Jun 30, 2009 at 8:08 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   CS harmonikah

    Oh, I’ll graphity your ass alright…..

    Jun 30, 2009 at 8:13 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   tracey

    quality, I really like this, I saw something like this on http://www.hire-a-graffiti-artist.co.uk It maybe the same person or a different graffiti artist ? I dont know it all looks good to me lol. xxx

    Jun 30, 2009 at 8:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Consultant Calamities

    whaaaaa?

    Jun 30, 2009 at 8:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Dagoberto

    I would kill to see Page 2.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 8:54 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   HorribleLicensePlates

    Yeah, I am going to wait here for the page 2 installment.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 9:06 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Black Kristos

    I been hearing that she’s been giving that stuff

    out to all them GRAPHITY guys

    Jun 30, 2009 at 9:16 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   T imo® bang

      Look at her! She looks like a total prostitute. Her ass it’s so big…and round.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 9:27 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.2   snayl

      “yo, shut the fuck up, chico man…”

      Jun 30, 2009 at 2:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.3   Mark bang

      Go paint three of those murals for some of that ass.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 3:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.4   T imo® bang

      she had a Diego Riveras worthy ass.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   kt

    it took 5 min for me to realize it was graffitti

    Jun 30, 2009 at 9:20 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Beth

    Those darn kids, spray painting their trigonometry homework on the walls. What’s the world coming to?

    Jun 30, 2009 at 9:55 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   T imo® bang

      “You kids get off my dagnab porch! Why I oughta kick ya in your cosine!

      Jun 30, 2009 at 10:00 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #43.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      So not fair, I failed math….thats why I work with money.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 11:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #43.3   Mark bang

      Me fail english? That’s unpossible!

      Jun 30, 2009 at 3:43 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #44   claw71 bang

    And hear eye all wees thowt it wuz spelt grafeedy.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 10:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   MAMARILLA2 bang

    I am coming to dis America, am learning how to talk like American. I get job to begins and work hard to makes money to be good American bizness mans and own a building, dey tells me dat dis is slum, I am not knowing wat dis is but I am knowing dat dis is how Americans make much monies. Dese kids come and spray paints on my walls and laugh at me…Dis never happen in Old Country…

    Jun 30, 2009 at 10:19 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #45.1   snayl

      in Soviet Russia, Evelator graphitys YOU.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 2:29 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #46   xs

    graph-i-ty: vandalistic wall art that is graphic or explicit in nature, often portraying nudity.

    “pull your pants down and graphity your ass”

    Jun 30, 2009 at 10:51 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Weaselbaby

    NNNOOOOO!!!! I want LESS gravitational effects on my butt! I’m pushing 30 from the wrong side…keep your graphity to yourself, thx.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 10:59 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   crackjob

    e.e. cummings is alive – and he’s a building manager!

    Jun 30, 2009 at 11:52 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #48.1   mrshock13 bang

      I’m appalled at the offensive comparison to E.E. Cummings. Rather, I would think this building manager would be somebody with the writing skills of The Ohio State Lantern.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 1:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #48.2   Bunnee

      How ironic.

      First, you should have said …”somebody with the writing skills of a staff member of The Ohio State Lantern.” A newspaper can’t have writing skills. Only the people who actually write the paper can have writing skills .

      Second, I believe e.e. cummings (cleverly or not) used lower case for his initials.

      Third, GO BUCKS!

      Jul 1, 2009 at 3:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #48.3   GhostWriter bang

      …and the magical powers of the Green Lantern?

      That would be cool.

      Jul 3, 2009 at 3:04 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #49   claw71 bang

    I don’t like this message, Management, but not for the reasons you might think.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:12 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   Chibigodzilla

    I tell ya, I don’t get no repestect.

    No repestect at all…

    Jun 30, 2009 at 12:38 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #50.1   T imo® bang

      “I took my wife with me to the horse races and when I got to the betting window the guy asked me what race I wanted to put her in…”

      Jun 30, 2009 at 12:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #50.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      I was an ugly baby, my parent had to tie a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me… *badamp bomp*

      Jun 30, 2009 at 1:08 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #50.3   GhostWriter bang

      When I had a fever, my parents would shove a thermometer into my mouth and say, “Now bite down hard!”

      Jul 3, 2009 at 1:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #51   Kay

    Okay, so it took me three full sentences to figure out that they meant “Graffiti.” I’m reading this going “Gra-fight-e…Huh?” I kid you not I was trying to find the little cartoon character drawn in the corner who would be sad if you littered or something…

    Apparently I need more coffee.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 2:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   aaa

    At first, I was thinking this totally had to be a joke since this seems to contain all of the passive-aggressive poor spelling/grammar stereotypes. Then I remembered that some people really are that PA and really do suck that hardcore at the English language.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 2:27 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #52.1   Snippy

      *suck that hardcore* :twisted:

      Jun 30, 2009 at 2:33 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #53   Melissa

    I had to read through this twice before I realized he meant “graffiti.”

    Jun 30, 2009 at 3:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #53.1   Eric

      OH! I thought he meant sharpen a pencil and shove the graphite up your ass!

      Jun 30, 2009 at 4:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #54   mao

    Wh…What?

    Jun 30, 2009 at 5:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   meg

    oh, god. it means graffiti, not gravity. i was so confused.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 5:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #55.1   God

      Yes, my child, but then that’s nothing new for you.
      Please stop telling me your every little thought, mmkay? I’m very busy being celestial and doing deity stuff. Don’t get me all wrathful. You wouldn’t like me when I’m wrathful.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 6:01 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #56   ClickClack bang

    (knocks on Apt. 2B)

    “Hi! Where can I purchase a recording of this building?”

    Jun 30, 2009 at 5:07 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   Amy

    repestect mah authoritay!

    Jun 30, 2009 at 5:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #57.1   Snippy

      You’re a little late, Amy. :roll:
      See Resident Grammarian esq. @ 20 above.

      Jun 30, 2009 at 5:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #57.2   Amy

      yea yea… that’s what happens when you are too tired/lazy to read the 140 comments ahead of you :)

      Jul 3, 2009 at 8:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #58   JAmes Woods

    Most impressive dude!

    Rt
    http://www.complete-privacy.tk

    Jun 30, 2009 at 6:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Chloe

    This was written in Notepad with word wrap. Notepad has a funny way of re-wrapping text after you save it, and inserts blank lines too.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 7:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #59.1   Noireen

      excuses excuses… One might think you’re the OP or something ;)

      Jul 1, 2009 at 7:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #60   James

    Get your red pen out, make all necessary corrections and go knock on the door. Hand it to the management without a word and walk away.

    Too funny!

    Jun 30, 2009 at 7:34 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   Ted G

    Reading this entry and all the comments was very graphitying.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 9:54 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   drippy

    I find it interesting that two attempts at spelling ‘respect’ failed, where similar ‘prospect’ seemed to be no problem.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 11:05 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   Missy

    Repestect? Respect? Repest? Perhaps the author in Apt.2B is the next Jacques Derrida. What’s the différance?

    Jul 1, 2009 at 10:43 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #63.1   park rose

      But the author is dead!
      Maybe he meant to say:
      Re: (graffiti writing) pest[s] ect [sic]…

      or he was further urging them to descend upon and defile the building like a plague of locusts might a crop of corn…Repest, repest, damn you! We need more colour around here.

      Repect was notewriter (the corpse of Derrida) urging them to build up the muscles. Graphity defying graffiti- writers, muscles rippling, are hot, I’m sure.

      Jul 4, 2009 at 12:20 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #64   luna

    personally, i’m DYING to see page 2…

    Jul 1, 2009 at 12:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   jenny

    if that’s page 1, i would love to see what page 2 says.

    Jul 1, 2009 at 12:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   anglophile bang

    Hey, I bet Page 2 is hilarious!

    Also, I heard that if you flush your toilet with the lid up, fecal mist gets all over your toothbrush and servers in America do not get paid minimum wage, so you should always tip them, no matter how bad the service.

    Jul 1, 2009 at 12:12 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #66.1   mamason bang

      Yeah and I had to read the note like, 10 times before I realized it was an attempt at “graffiti”…

      *damn, I hope I spelled it correctly*

      Jul 5, 2009 at 3:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #67   Bunnee

    I’ll bet the kids doing the “graphity” have better grammar and spelling than the note writer. How sad.

    Jul 1, 2009 at 3:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   Kristin

    Oh, come on! How is anyone supposed to take THAT seriously? And is there a Page 2? If not, why bother to add the Page 1 footer?

    Jul 1, 2009 at 3:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   orangetiki

    So now the only things ruining the walls will be the four slabs of packing tape that he/she used

    Jul 2, 2009 at 6:49 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   bean

    This is truly the work of a genius. or a madman, but definitely a genius. We are truly glimpsing the future of passive aggressive notes here.

    /and yeah, i know im not the first to point that out. I CTLR+F’d it ;)

    Jul 3, 2009 at 3:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #70.1   park rose

      I’m sure there’s quite a few out there who wouldn’t mind being CTLR + F’d by you, beans ;)

      Jul 4, 2009 at 12:09 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #70.2   GK bang

      Is CTLR the Chinese version of CTRL?

      Jul 9, 2009 at 3:30 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #70.3   park rose

      Never could get my head around arbv.s

      Jul 9, 2009 at 5:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #71   tracey

    quality lol, I like this, I saw something like this on http://www.hire-a-graffiti-artist.co.uk a good graffiti artist

    Jul 4, 2009 at 6:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #71.1   GK bang

      Ha ha, that’s hilarious! Who on earth would pay for a graffiti artist?! :-D

      Jul 9, 2009 at 3:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #71.2   Zig

      I know, GK! It’s not like decent graffiti art requires any skill, and who ever heard of paying someone to create large, highly-detailed murals as a way to encourage artists and beautify otherwise decaying urban landscapes?

      Oh, wait…

      Aug 25, 2009 at 4:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #72   Stuffington Post

    Am I the only one aimlessly searching for Apartment 28?

    Jul 5, 2009 at 9:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   Misty

    At first I couldn’t get the rhythm so I initially read it to the melody of “If you’re happy and you know it”

    If you like to do graphity
    don’t do it
    pull down your pants!
    down your pants!

    Jul 6, 2009 at 3:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   TP

    The only thing that confused me was that I was wondering what a Paper Knock is – besides a very quiet one, that is.

    Jul 8, 2009 at 4:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   Paul

    This was the first one that has made me literally LOL’d so far… THANK YOU!

    “graphity keeps me from floating off into outer space”… that one did it for me.

    Jul 15, 2009 at 7:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   Dani

    Man, and this whole time I thought he was talking about graphite pencils.

    Jul 17, 2009 at 3:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   Brit

    It took me a good 4 or 5 rereads before I figured out that graphity meant graffiti. In my head, it sounded more like gravity with an “f”, and I couldn’t make an ounce of sense out of the whole note. *shakes head* How do people like this become “management”?!?!

    Jul 23, 2009 at 7:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #77.1   park rose bang

      græ * ph* i* ti*

      græ * phi * tee

      Not really that hard.

      Jul 23, 2009 at 9:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #78   the kronic—what?—kles of keith

    [...] our anonymous submitter in minneapolis spotted this bit of graphity on a wooden bridge at a park, he says, “at first i thought it was sweet in a sad kind of [...]

    Jul 30, 2009 at 10:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   ashmeadow

    I think its wrong how you all are shaming the management. It is clearly daffy duck who wrote the note. He deserves respectet.

    Aug 21, 2009 at 3:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     

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