Comments on: The parable of the lost keys

By: Danielle

Danielle — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:02:51 +0000

Haha, I lived in that building! My roommate and I were a little scared and that note stayed on the wall for months.

By: raiseyourglass

raiseyourglass — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:40:14 +0000

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I found some keys, but could not sleep.
Lord knows I tried them in all the locks.
In my 15 story, high rise block.

By: eric

eric — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:49:17 +0000

i love that their is a pa note in a pa note on this one with the “necessary” added by someone else.

By: tinkerbell2

tinkerbell2 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:36:13 +0000

tinkerspell – liking your name. cup of tea? biscuit? holy wafer?

By: tinkerbell2

tinkerbell2 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:24:59 +0000

@farcical aquatic ceremony involving ‘taking care of’ Caroline…

talk us through how you arrived at your username..

By: KatieMB

KatieMB — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:21:15 +0000

*sigh* I love that parable.

By: KatieMB

KatieMB — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:20:00 +0000

But… did she pass the test???

By: Saysh

Saysh — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:14:42 +0000

No, no, no Aunty Bron,

When Fezzik is dressed in the Holocaust cloak and is on the wheelbarrow going toward the gate guarded by the 60 men.. He SAYS he was out for your soul. You know.. to scare the crap out of the 60 men..

Jeez.. come on we gotta be all literal and stuff you know. This isn’t a FUN website or anything…

*grin*

By: tinkerspell

tinkerspell — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:03:11 +0000

How holy is she if she waited a month to post her snarky little diatribe – that Jesus would SO not approve of?

By: AuntyBron

AuntyBron — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:29:58 +0000

I am reminded of the Great Pencil Miracle which happened when I was in school. A religiot who frankly had some rather questionable religious habits (like telling the Lord to “sic ‘em” when she didn’t like what someone else had said) carried around a book bag as she trudged from class to class. And in this book bag she did carry books and also a box in which she stored her pencil. And it came to pass that in one of her classes the teacher did bring forth a test and instructed the students to mark upon the test with their pencils. And this overtly devout girl did reach into her bag to pull out her pencil. But the pencil was not forthcoming. And the girl did frantic search in her bookbag and did cry in anguist unto the heavens, “O Lord – help me find my pencil!” And the Lord did answer her prayer and did cause the pencil to be found. And the girl gave thanks unto the Lord – “Praise the Lord – I found my pencil!!”

And there was great rejoicing.
(Actually – I think there were pleas for divine intervention, but still…)

By: AuntyBron

AuntyBron — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:18:16 +0000

The Dread Pirate Roberts didn’t want your soul. He wanted you to take his place so he could retire, vanquish evil PRince Humperdinck, marry Princess Buttercup and raise Rodents of Unusual Size.

By: Snippy

Snippy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:23:11 +0000

Governor Sanford, please get some help.

By: Wade

Wade — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:16:10 +0000

“~” means their computer had a tilde key, and they were too lazy to encode “≈”.

By: T imo®

T imo® — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:00:58 +0000

My neighbor has a pretty sweet ass though. Just saying.