However, one thing that harshes my mellow are whiny people in the gym always being such nazis about sweat on the equipment. Everyone sweats in the gym, at least everyone who actually works out and doesn’t stand around gawking at women on the treadmill like a sexual predator. What’s the big deal if someone else’s sweat gets on your already sweaty body? Presumably you intend to take a shower after the whole thing is over anyway I hope. And if not, you’re a nasty motherfucker anyway so it shouldn’t bother you. And I’m sure some of you are thinking ‘well what about ringworm and staph?’ If you think that wiping a seat with a towel is going to kill germs and parasites, you need to take a biology class. Furthermore, if the reason you can’t take the sweat isn’t based on some irrational fear of infection, but is instead cause you can’t stand the idea of someone else’s sweat coming in contact with you, I wonder how you ever fuck. Do you use a plastic sheet version of orthodox jewish sex? A king size dental dam with a whole poked in it? Granted a good argument would be you wouldn’t fuck most of the other people in the gym, so their sweat is different. But again, you can always take a shower. A shower cures that icky feeling that comes from either the contact of sweat from a hairy gym-rat gorilla or even sex with a filthy prostitute. It truly works wonders. I suggest you try it.

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