Comments on: Facebook wedding drama

By: What say you, Emily Post? | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

What say you, Emily Post? | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:10:32 +0000

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By: Becky

Becky — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:17:08 +0000

I love the person who wrote “finally.” I’m sure the groom-to-be was a major douche.

By: D

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:39:35 +0000

I’m actually more offended by the people who reply saying, “Oh you didn’t invite me” than the first girl. The first girl is definitely obnoxious and rude, and I would never say that out loud, let alone in a forum where hundreds of people can read it – but honestly, I can speak from experience when I say it is staggering how many people feel entitled to an invite (or even worse, feel that you should accomodate them at every move when it comes to the wedding). It is incredibly rude to assume you’re going to be invited (just as it’s incredibly rude for the bride/groom to expect gifts), and even worse to actually comment on it on facebook! Weddings are expensive, and tough decisions need to be made about how many guests you can afford and/or fit in your venue (in my case, the space is really the issue – I’m not cheaping out, I just can’t pack people in like sardines). Not everyone can invite 300 people, and feeling hurt that you weren’t invited is one thing – throwing it back in the couple’s face to make them feel like crap is quite another.

By: WeddingTwit

WeddingTwit — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:13:03 +0000

… you should follow our #owt’s on Twitter…

By: GK

GK — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:27:49 +0000

Isn’t listening to Nine Inch Nails a danger sign in itself?

Seriously, kids, if your song lyrics are indistinguishable from a suicide note, that may be a sign that you’re doin’ it wrong.

By: GK

GK — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:21:48 +0000

Is the “Waiting for trackback” bit meant to be a sample passive-aggressive note? It reminds me of the “do they teach thank-you notes in school” from the other day.

By: tbunnyacox

tbunnyacox — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:55:19 +0000

what the hell are you supposed to say in your status?

By: Beanster

Beanster — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:53:14 +0000

(Beanster is feeling super complimented.)

By: Spike Nesmith

Spike Nesmith — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:15:14 +0000

I think this might be the funniest piece of observational comedy ever written. Like, in the history of ever.

By: Snippy

Snippy — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:59:19 +0000

♫ Hit the road, Mac
and don’cha come back
no more, no more,
no more, no more! ♫

By: Bigmac

Bigmac — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:29:58 +0000

What you say?!?

By: Snippy

Snippy — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:25:44 +0000

All your comment are belong to us!

Track-back flap-jack sad-sack butt-crack knick-knack paddywhack…

By: Rizmin

Rizmin — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:14:13 +0000

Best facebook status I ever saw was from a pregnant 17-year-old (name changed, and it probably had more spelling errors):

“Sarah just realized she is going to have a baby… a real baby… the kind that are fragile and stuff… ohh shit!”

By: Clumber

Clumber — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:57:28 +0000

Michelle, you have just given me the biggest damn booster shot for never, ever wanting a social networking log on.

I want to punch your obnoxious FB friend square in the nosebridge over, and over, and over, and over…..