You’re not wrong, Walter

July 13th, 2009 · 132 comments

Writes Justin in Iowa: “This was written by a coworker of mine last winter, and covers three sides of the tissue box. The tissues are long gone, but the box was apparently worth saving, and remains on the desk five months later.”

Passive Aggressive Puffs Plus

The full text: I had a cold/cough & I decided to buy some Puffs kleenex w/ lotion. Believe it or not, they’re not cheap so I’m not sharing. But hey, they still have some at the store so you could always go buy your own you know. Seriously, only because these are a little costly I’m not sharing, otherwise, you’d be all good. But again, they’re not CHEAP! How would you feel if I used up all of your “whatever”? B/c my last box… OMG! got used up so fast & it wasn’t even by me! I was so hot about it, and I know you can afford it b/c I can. I know you’re not broke b/c you work the same place I do, am I right or am I right?

related: suck on this

FILED UNDER: Iowa · money · office · sharing is caring


132 responses so far ↓

  • #1   APFDF

    Bing bang

    1st

    Jul 13, 2009 at 9:28 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Party in my Pants

      No comment?

      Jul 13, 2009 at 9:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   T imo® bang

      “You’re not wrong Walter. You’re just an asshole.”

      Jul 13, 2009 at 9:49 am   rating: 57  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   sarcastic monkey

      Bing Bang – that’s some serious witticism there.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Snippy

      APFDF is channeling the late Bobby Darin.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Geek Goddess

      APFDF is channeling Sportacus
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moBnvpvL47Q

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:11 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Car RamRod bang

      Dude the chinaman is not the issue here!

      But seriously, this person is the reason I support abortion.

      Jul 20, 2009 at 3:29 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   Kari bang

      Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

      Jul 22, 2009 at 10:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Party in my Pants

    I would FIRST prefer to share my expensive tissues than to have my coworkers share their germs.
    Also don’t use the lotion tissues to clean your glasses…

    Jul 13, 2009 at 9:30 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Devika

      OMG good point about the lotion tissues on glasses. You also shouldn’t use them in as napkins, because it leaves a weird film on your lips. But other than that, I can see the fear of running out of them. Also, tissue buyer is a total cheapskate who didn’t even shell out for the normal size tissue box.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 2:04 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Michelle S.

      LOL about the “weird film on your lips” thing. My mom got into a habit of buying TP with lotion once. I kid you not. Who the hell needs lotion on their TP? During a visit once over the holidays, parts of my body that I prefer to keep dry always felt unsettlingly moist and creamy. It was especially uncomfortable while walking. Xp

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:08 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Canthz_B bang

      It’s called leukorrhea. See a doctor. ;-)

      Jul 13, 2009 at 8:16 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   Michelle S.

      Not there, silly. Elsewhere. What girl prefers those bits to stay dry?

      Jul 14, 2009 at 1:36 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   Canthz_B bang

      Well, you said “It was especially uncomfortable while walking.”
      Who knew you were referring to your feet! ;-)

      Jul 14, 2009 at 8:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Quite Contrary

    Did he forget to mention the tissues weren’t cheap?

    Jul 13, 2009 at 9:34 am   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Rowdy bang

      Well he forgot to mention that he really bought them to wipe his vagina.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 12:49 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   T imo® bang

      You know what goes good with this whiny note?
      A sundress and pumps!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 12:59 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   mamason bang

      Yeah! Cross-dressers are notorious whiners, aren’t they Timo?

      *no real woman would ever wear pumps with a sundress*

      Jul 13, 2009 at 2:49 pm   rating: 35  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   Kelly

      Seriously, mamason. Neither would a drag queen who was worth his falsies.

      (Everyone knows you wear a cute pair of sandals with a sundress.)

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:45 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   bullwinkle

    I would almost call bogus on this one for some reason.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 9:35 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   APFDF

      I’m with you on that – I have an opinion on everything but I just couldn’t find anything to say about this.

      Not that I’m jilted at my (legit and hilarious) pan contributions never being posted, no not at all.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 9:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   mamason bang

      I would almost call bogus on this one for some reason.”

      I almost always sometimes never do something for just some reason.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 2:45 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   KatieMB

      People still say bogus?

      I call bogus on your comment Mr Bullwinkle!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 3:10 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Mark bang

      Put them in the iron maiden.

      Iron Maiden? Excellent!

      EXECUTE THEM!

      Bogus…

      Jul 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   claw71 bang

    This is why I always put my coworkers’ tissues back when I’ve finished using them.

    But it doesn’t say lotion on the box…

    Jul 13, 2009 at 9:36 am   rating: 44  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   fluffy8u

      That’s snot funny.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 4:34 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   T imo® bang

    Wow tissues with lotion! Well that will save me a step.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 9:37 am   rating: 49  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Now if you just had self washing sheets.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 9:47 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Dr. Ballon

    Nice Big Lebowski ref in the title!

    Jul 13, 2009 at 9:38 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   QuarterRoy00 bang

    Apparently this person needs to save all the money they can from tissue-thieves to take that “Writing Understandable English Sentences” course from the local community college.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 9:47 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Alex Valencic

    I like the assumption that, by working at the same place, they can afford to buy the same things. Do they also live in the same place, and have the same bills, debts, and other expenses?

    Jul 13, 2009 at 9:49 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   mamason bang

      Yes. Yes they do.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 2:50 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   marx

      No, Iowa, not Isla Vista.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 4:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   anglophile bang

    You know, they put the dosage recommendations on the Nyquil bottle for a reason.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 9:49 am   rating: 32  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   oi!

      hey! am I right or am i right?

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:08 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Sara

    Puffs doesn’t appreciate their tissues being called kleenex.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 9:49 am   rating: 49  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Kelly

      They should just calm down and have a nice glass of Pepsi Coke.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:47 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Phillip

    I hope the note-writer realizes that Kleenex(R) is a registered trademark and not a generic name for tissues. Since Puffs is a competing brand of Kleenex, there is no way something can be a “Puffs Kleenex” unless they enter some sort of merger. K, thx.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 9:53 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   anglophile bang

      The preceeding comment has been brought to you by Kimberly-Clark.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:02 am   rating: 29  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   claw71 bang

      Oh my god! Everything in my offices restroom is stamped with the Kimberly Clark logo. I know it’s a mega corporation but I keep picturing this hot woman in a business suit and black leather boots unscrupulously ruling over her company with an iron fist. I get a boner every time I poop. I’ve been known to hold it in all weekend just so I can do my business in front of Mistress Kimberly. So hot.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:19 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   aaa

      Escalator was once a registered trademark. Would you like to give your apologies to Charles Seeberger‘s estate and the Otis Elevator Company?

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:49 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   T imo® bang

      Kimberly Clark is there to make sure you clean up properly after you do your business! * thwaaaaaack! *

      From the wonderful world of Wikipedia-
      In the USA, the Kleenex® name has become, or as a legal matter nearly has become, genericized: the popularity of the product has led to the use of its name to refer to any facial tissue, regardless of the brand. Many dictionaries, including Merriam-Webster, and Oxford, now include definitions in their publications defining it as such. Can sometimes used as asswipe when shitting on floors.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:48 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   claw71 bang

      Did wikipedia mention anything about whehter or not there’s any controversey over the fact that I’ve been known to wipe my ass with Kleenex on occasion? Not all the time. Just when I’m out of toilet paper or when I’ve shit on the floor.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 2:23 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   Clumber

      oh fucking GREAT, Claw [12.2]! Like I needed ONE MORE REASON to have to suppress giggles in the damn restroom…. Mistress Kimberly….

      I know one of these days *someone* is going to call the Nice Folks with the white coat with such lonnnng arms that they have to be gently “tucked” into 5-point restraints and chain link….

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.7   Canthz_B bang

      Ooh, can I add Band-Aid, Vasoline and Kool Aid to the list of product names we say regardless of actual brand?

      Jul 13, 2009 at 8:28 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.8   Canthz_B bang

      Claw, be very happy you have Kimberly-Clark at work.
      You could have the maker of Puffs Plus (Procter and Gamble).
      I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t like to think about taking a gamble on a proctologist while on the shitter!

      Of course, cheating on a test is a real gamble with a proctor in the room!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.9   Canthz_B bang

      Have you heard the one about the dumb kid that made a peanut butter and petroleum jelly sandwich?
      It tasted awful but, for once, the peanut butter didn’t stick to the roof of his mouth!

      *oh, cb, that was horrible!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:53 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Beth

    Lotion-infused tissues are nasty, anyhow. They’re grimy feeling to start with, and the snot being evacuated from one’s sinuses makes them feel like you’re handling a sack of slimy worm guts.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 10:05 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   mamason bang

      I beg to differ. Ok, so they do feel like you’re handling a sack of slimy worm guts but it’s well worth it. I haven’t had a sore, chapped nose caused be evacuating snot, in years.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 2:56 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   fluffy8u

      I don’t use tissues. I use handkerchiefs, they’re much softer, don’t have that weird filmy stuff, and aren’t a sack of slimy worm guts.

      ….okay, when did I become an 80 year old man?

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:11 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   Michelle S.

      I get pimples from whatever axle grease they spray on those “lotion” tissues. I’d rather have a chapped nose, personally. Or put a bit of my own lotion on after blowing.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   Snippy

      You shouldn’t need to add any extra lotion after you’ve been blown.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:31 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   Major Catastophe

      The lotion ones are nice to insure no chaffing when cleaning up your junk after rubbing one out at work.

      Jul 15, 2009 at 5:53 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   alienninja

    He could greatly reduce the cost of tissues by NOT BUYING A FREAKING SQUARE BOX. That’s, like, double the cost of a normal box of tissues right there. Also, Puffs are the most expensive tissues on the market.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 10:07 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   claw71 bang

      And watch out for those hustlers on Times Square. They’ll tell you you’re buying Puffs and the price is so cheap you think it’s hot, but when you open that box up more often than not you’ll be blowing your nose into that ghetto-ass Kleenex crap. Stick with ninja stars and Polex watches.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:29 am   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   oi!

    omg!he whines about his kleenex-tissues and expresses that on box and on the top of that he saves it for five moths! hey believe or not he is a douche. Seriously he keeps saying same thing over and over but again he repeats himself. am I right or am i right?

    Jul 13, 2009 at 10:14 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   G

      In the interest of efficiency, all he really had to put was “MINE!”

      I’m sure the moths would have understood.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:28 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   oi!

    I heard the whole thing in a that irritating nasal voice you get when you have cough cold!
    I loved the phrase:am I right or am I right.
    you bet this is my new catchphrase from now on.

    Am I right or am I right?
    say with me. It’s fun.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 10:20 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   claw71 bang

    I’m a guy. When my nose gets stuffy I hold one nostril closed and blast the offending snot out with a mighty snort. Then I switch nostrils and repeat. Sometimes, if I’m in an important meeting or at a fancy restaurant like Ponderosa or Bonanza, I’ll do it over a trash can or a potted plant, but not always.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 10:23 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   fluffy8u

      You do that too?!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   green mamba

      claw, fluffy, were you raised in the suburbs by a band of runaway punk rockers?

      Jul 14, 2009 at 12:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   Canthz_B bang

      Punk rockers don’t run away. They can be found in mom’s garage “jamming”.

      Jul 14, 2009 at 12:42 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   ClearlyDemented

    As the person who looks like Rudolph ten minutes into a cold, I’m a firm believer in paying a little more for The Plus. While they are the most expensive tissue out there, they’re not diamond encrusted or anything. (get it? encrusted) Anyway, either go to Target and buy the three-pack for $7 or whatever or put them in your desk drawer. But as a fellow Plus user, don’t ruin premium tissues for everyone by acting like an asshat and writing all over the box that you can’t share because they were $3 instead of $1.50. Better yet, spend $.99 on the most generic brand you can find and leave them out for everyone else. I’m sure you wasted at least that much on Sharpie ink.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 10:38 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   green mamba

      I like to be the supreme asshat. I buy two boxes of tissue – one fancy, expensive lotion kind and one cheap, rough generic kind. Then, I take the tissues out of their boxes and put the cheap ones in the expensive one’s box, coat them in cayenne pepper, and put it on my desk where anyone can grab one. Then I put the expensive ones in the cheap box in a desk drawer. I find my co-workers don’t often take more than one from my desk.

      Jul 14, 2009 at 12:29 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Gunderson105

    Why not just have everyone in the office chip in a dollar each, and buy a fancy community handkerchief instead?

    Jul 13, 2009 at 10:41 am   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   ClearlyDemented

      I like the way you think, Gunderson, creating a PAN-friendly environment IS the way to go.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:58 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   anglophile bang

    What does the fourth side say?

    Jul 13, 2009 at 10:48 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Zan

      I was thinking the same thing. Apparently, this is only worth three box sides of rage.

      What might have tipped it to the 4th?

      Jul 13, 2009 at 12:04 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   gamergf

      I don’t know, but maybe using the tissues, then putting them back might have garnered a fourth side.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 12:58 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   claw71 bang

      The fourth side is a schematic drawing of a bomb that will fit neatly into an empty tissue box. The only thing missing is the surpringly complex detonator which is supposed to be attached to a tissue, but the prototype is too weak to deploy the blasting cap. If only they made shop rags that were impregnated with cheap, untested lotion from China. That might work.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 2:28 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.4   donkeyoti

      That Superman was created by a Canadian, doncha know?

      Jul 13, 2009 at 7:11 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.5   Canthz_B bang

      I wonder why he didn’t set it in Canada?

      Jul 13, 2009 at 8:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   aaa

    Of course, I’m sure the thought of putting the tissues in a drawer when he wasn’t at this desk to stave off the tissue thieves never occurred to him.

    Although, that doesn’t always stop people. *insert story of douchey ex-roommates digging through my drawers and using my shit here* :O (Yeah, who didn’t see that coming? XD )

    Jul 13, 2009 at 11:06 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Jackie

    Shouldn’t you be working?

    Jul 13, 2009 at 11:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   aaa

      Shouldn’t you be entertaining us with witty one-liners?

      Jul 13, 2009 at 1:23 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Sheila

    I can actually understand why he’d be pissed at someone using all of his super-speshul tissues, but I would keep the stupid things in my drawer instead of leaving them out. What did he expect would happen if they were sitting out in his desk?

    Jul 13, 2009 at 11:43 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      The same thing that happened to the half and half that he left in the office fridge. He didn’t put any labels on that and see where it got him.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:49 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Beanster

      But my name IS Dave!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 12:23 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   T imo® bang

    Later someone even took his red stapler. So tomorrow he is going to burn the building down.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 11:52 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Bunnee

      He can use his precious tissues as kindling to start said fire. Oh wait, they have lotion on them. That could impede the flammability of the tissues. In that case, I say he should stick with good old gasoline. Works like a charm for all your arson needs. (They’ll never trace the source if he sets the fire from his desk in the janitor’s closet.) :lol:

      Jul 13, 2009 at 12:26 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   Canthz_B bang

      THE EVIDENCE WAS ALL CIRCUMSTANTIAL! THEY NEVER PINNED THAT ARSON ON ME!!

      Oh, you were talking about the note…never mind…BTW, I found my decleater in my briefcase a day after that unfortunate fire…

      Jul 14, 2009 at 1:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   nyuu

    I could claim that tissue box by sharpie-ing my name on it since it says “Belongs to:” on top but no name.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 12:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   fluffy8u

      It’s there, someone (Kerry?) just edited it out.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Bunnee

    He should consider himself lucky to be able to afford Puffs (especially with lotion, even though they are nasty). Some people can’t afford to bring their own tissues from home and most offices where I have worked only allow you to order the cheapest, thinnest tissues there are. You have to use 3 or 4 of them to avoid having a “blowout” and ending up with snot in your hand.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 12:34 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   susannie

      Can’t afford tissues..? Really? Not to sound insensitive or anything, but it’s not like we’re talking about a embroided silk handkerchiefs… How much does Puffs ™ cost?

      Anyhoo… He should obviously work as a therapist. Free fancy kleenex! :)

      Jul 13, 2009 at 1:31 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   Flaboy2425

      Better your snot than someone else’s.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 2:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   Bunnee

      I can afford to buy my own tissues to take to work, but maybe some people can’t. Besides, in my opinion, it’s something that should be provided at a workplace, especially if you deal with the public. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want someone across my desk sneezing their bacterial mist all over me.

      Flaboy, you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friend’s nose, but…oh, nevermind. I’ve lost interest.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 7:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.4   Canthz_B bang

      Let me put it this way…If they can’t afford a box of tissues, going to work is probably not on their daily to-do list.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 8:41 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.5   Sarah McDee

      Bunnee…did you have to bring bacterial mist into this?

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Phalange

    He should ditch the lotion infused tissues and go with the anti-bacterial ones. Then parents would allow him to touch their babies.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 1:06 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Miss Daisy

    It wipes the lotion on its nose.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 2:07 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   T imo® bang

      *Tips hat to Miss Daisy*
      It puts the tissues in the basket or it gets the hose.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   Clumber

      Don’t you make me hurt your dog!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   marky not mark

    “Shut the fuck up, Donny!”

    Jul 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   danielle

    that couldn’t have been less precise.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 2:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   oi bang

    damn it! people see/hear word tissue and start dwindling the ideas of feces.
    yuck! how disgusting is that?
    you have to go to fecal matter, sex and/or cursing to make your joke funny that means it not funny in the first place.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   claw71 bang

      You might be right, but if your joke is funny and you smear a little fucking poo on it that’s called “going the extra mile” and in the comedic world it is gold.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 2:45 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.2   Michelle S.

      Typically it’s more of a burnt sienna than gold.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:21 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.3   Canthz_B bang

      Depends on the meal.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 8:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   Mark bang

    This reminds me a bit of timecube.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 2:56 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   anglophile bang

      You SnotBrains will know hell for ignoring TimeCube.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 3:31 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   fluffy8u

      What the heck kind of a site did you lead me to Mark?!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.3   THX SANDRA bang

      Next page?
      Wow

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   Roxie

    my puffs plus lotion w/the scent of vicks are vastly superior.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   marx

      Just the thing for those late-night-at-the-office light switch raves.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   cicero

    Puffs boy needs a holiday.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   KatieMB

    If you’re going to come into work sick and get me sick, I’d say I’m entitled to your special tissues. TYVM.

    *achoo*cough*wheeze*

    Jul 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Guy Smiley

    Sad news to report: Walter died. Turn out that cold was really something more serious.

    Oh, and it was infectious.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 5:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   fluffy8u

      “I told you I was sick!”

      Jul 13, 2009 at 6:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   Snippy

    “Those tissues were my baby’s fiber for the day!”

    Jul 13, 2009 at 5:28 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Sherry

    Hence why I keep my tissues in my desk drawer- to avoid having to write guilt trips on them in sharpie.

    @Snippy – LOL

    Jul 13, 2009 at 5:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   Clumber

      Ok, here’s something I clearly need counseling regarding… I noticed that my “facial tissues” were vanishing at a quicker rate than personal use. I got a couple cheapish boxes (Kleenex brand, though) and keep them right at the front of my dungeon… errr… cubicle entrance.

      My Puffs with lotion are much further away from entrance. Humans can generally be counted on to be lazy. I like the lotion for my owie wittle nose which gets chapped and painful if it even sees someone on tv blow their nose.

      Also, when I found out who was swiping my Kleenex (I am in a very limited access area – maybe 6 people have access via’ security badges) I bought him a box and left it on his desk. Better that than having him bring his viri all the way over to me, right?

      Hopefully that won’t cause me to lose my coveted asshole status… Seriously – it was purely for selfish reasons.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 5:51 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #39   asdf

    “and I know you can afford it b/c I can. I know you’re not broke b/c you work the same place I do”

    Irony?

    Jul 13, 2009 at 6:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Canthz_B bang

    News flash, Sparky: If it’s on your desk, you’re offering to share. Box of tissue, dish of candy…if it’s for personal use, put it in a private place.
    Am I right, or am I right?

    Jul 13, 2009 at 8:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   PicturePocket

    Let us do the math and see how expensive it really is? What is 1/80th of $2.59? Oh, about three cents. Can you afford to be 3 cents generous? If you think about how much you get paid at work, let’s assume at least $10/hour, then you are making at least 16 cents a minute. If you took one minute to write on a box then you wasted five tissues. Actually they are cheap.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 10:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   anon

    You’re right Canthz. Your desk has drawers for a reason. Nothing worse than computer guys and candy. I brought in a hug bag of swedish fish expecting it to last a week or two. I really thought it would last longer if it weren’t for the fact I like them so much. By the end of the day people were reaching into the bag and pouting they were gone. It was a good learning experience. Hide stuff I want for myself.

    Jul 13, 2009 at 11:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #42.1   Canthz_B bang

      I don’t know about your desk, but mine goes sans underwear! :lol:

      Jul 14, 2009 at 1:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.2   TP

      I guess I am just different; I wouldn’t take stuff from someone’s desk even if it was all out in the open.

      I guess when money gets tight I need to wander around random office buildings and start the pilferin’ and plunderin’, eh?

      Jul 14, 2009 at 4:43 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.3   Susannie

      Swedish fish? Hihi. Cute name.

      Jul 14, 2009 at 5:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.4   Bunnee

      TP, that’s a sound decision on your part, to start the pilferin’ and plunderin’. Scissors, pens, paper, tape (with the fancy dispenser) and liquid paper all help make any home office run smoothly. Plus, they’re relatively easy to sneak out in your purse/briefcase. It’s those darn computers and office chairs that are the dickens to sneak out of your workplace. I recommend an ether-soaked hanky pressed to your manager’s face in order to get those items out.

      Jul 14, 2009 at 12:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.5   karaoke queen

      If it’s supplied by the employer, it’s fair game.

      If it’s obviously been purchased by the employee, have some respect and keep your hands to yourself.

      Since when did having something on your desk become an open invitation for all and sundry to help themselves?

      Jul 14, 2009 at 9:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.6   GK bang

      So, basically, Karaoke Queen feels perfectly entitled to rip off The Man, but don’t you dare touch said stolen liberated goods once they’re on her desk! She’ll cut ya, man!

      Jul 15, 2009 at 6:23 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #43   foreverSunset

    Really, He didn’t use the 4th side of the box? Now that’s just being lazy.

    I really would have liked hearing one more time about the shortage of Kleenexes and the starving children in Africa one more time.

    Jul 14, 2009 at 1:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   Canthz_B bang

      Is the plural of “Kleenex”, “Kleenexes”?

      Back to the “fish” and “fishes” debate.

      On your marks, get set…

      Jul 14, 2009 at 8:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #43.2   GK bang

      …fecal mist!

      Jul 15, 2009 at 6:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #44   EdGuth

    Only three sides? But that fourth side would look so blank!

    Jul 14, 2009 at 3:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   pr1982

    those tissues were fucking delicious

    Jul 18, 2009 at 10:32 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   wiesoauchimmer

    wouldn’t a simple “i sneezed on the box” have done the job quite as well? LOL

    Sep 2, 2009 at 7:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
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