Comments on: Oh! Shit!

By: Samanta

Samanta — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:55:46 +0000

Actually, we were driving through Louisiana, and, as my mom was leaving a gas station restroom, she saw an elderly Mexican woman hitching up her skirt and hoisting herself on top of the trash can. Needless to say, she did not stick around for the show, but we can’t figure out any other reason WHY someone would do that.

By: irving washington

irving washington — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:42:53 +0000

Flying poop. It’s like commercial aviation. Nobody really knows how it gets off the ground and into the air.

Richard Branson is bringing out VirginPoop next Tuesday, and it’s rumored his poop will contain 30% more flagella space.

By: natchie

natchie — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:10:46 +0000

If the the bacteria is airborne, then how can it be contained in the feces?
I’m so confused.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:15:11 +0000

I refuse to acknowledge any signs that completely ignore the rules of punctuation.

By: Felicity

Felicity — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:09:34 +0000

I’ll bet the person who wrote the first sign actually did find poo in the garbage can. I can imagine how angry I’d be if I were the custodian.

I can also imagine how the poo got there. Someone really, really had to poo, and all the stalls were full, and they said to themselves, “I’m going to detonate *right now*. I can either poo in my clothes, poo on the floor, poo in the sink, or…hey, a trash can. That’s the least disgusting option.”

By: Medic!

Medic! — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:26:26 +0000

My partner and I have the task of cleaning the restrooms at the fire station we work at, and it can get pretty bad in there. There’s no air freshener anywhere in sight!

By: Car RamRod

Car RamRod — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:41:16 +0000

This note makes me want to stop by the zoo, feed an elephant some curry, and bag up the results, then go to this place of business and jam it into one of these trash receptacles just to ruin that woman’s world.

By: Poop

Poop — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 05:09:17 +0000

About putting toilet paper down the toilet, it’s a cultural thing. There are places in the world where the people care very much about their hygiene, and they use trash bins for used toilet paper. The toilet is the receptacle for body waste, but not for paper.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 08:20:13 +0000

Anyone as full of shit as Tyra…or Rikki, or Maury…

By: GK

GK — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:01:01 +0000

There is the problem of “submarines”, though. The ones that appear to have flushed away during the post-flush inspection step, but given a few seconds will silently sneak back from their lurking position at the base of the U-bend and resurface, bobbing threateningly.

By: GK

GK — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:49:06 +0000

You don’t poop in those, either!

By: Boniva

Boniva — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:26:48 +0000

Anyone who eats toilet paper. Tyra did a show on that…

By: Michelle S.

Michelle S. — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:31:14 +0000

or on the pavement in front of someone’s car

By: Bella

Bella — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:44:11 +0000

hilarious and the comment section is too!!