Many of them were thoroughly ridiculed through graffiti.

In what format?

terrible

And what is the deal with that weird emoticon? is it a dead avocado – because of the X’ed out eyes??

But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!

All problems in life can be solved by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Firstly Avocado’s here are not cheap, we have a Dupoloy with supermarkets, it is Coles or Woolworths and that is it. They never stock ripe Avocados (Called Avo’s in Oz… you know how we just love to shorten words) because they don’t want to lose money due to stock going bad on the shelf. They can cost anything from $2-4 each depending on what the supermarkets think they can get away with. Furthermore they can take up to a week to ripen in a warm climate. Canberra is not warm, it’s cold and it is a geological basin (sh*t hole) which also explains the disposition of our avo eating passive aggressive. They most likely go to ANU (Australian National University) which means they are likely the loveless child of some liberal conservative career politican (Don’t believe me, check out comment 1 and 2, the belief that they work hard for their money and also the contrived idea that ‘plenty of charities’ exist in Canberra, not to mention the implicit belief in private property that the note is based on).

Since it is so cold you are looking at about 1-2 weeks for the Avo to ripen. Put simply, you don’t ‘purchase’ an Avocado in Canberra, you ‘invest’ in one in the hope for a return 2 weeks later at which point you can paste that mofo onto some toast with cracked pepper and lime.

This was not the mere theft of an Avocado. This was the worst of white collar crime, the robbery of a neo-con’s investment in their future consumption. It cuts to the core of this young student’s belief in private property and return on investment. I bet they claimed a capital loss on their tax return!

Ingrate.