Al Gore knows you’re a little tease

August 9th, 2009 · 106 comments

Caroline sends this delightful trio of holier-than-thou notes from “a rather famous university in Scotland where many students and staff have delusions of grandeur.”

The first  note was spotted, Caroline says, while exiting a building “where many people work late and lights are almost always burning to help us find our way through the maze of corridors. I found these stuck to just about every light switch in the vicinity. Luckily, I snapped a picture as the next day they were all crumpled into balls and thrown on the floor in what i assume was a protest against sexualising light switches.”

You turned me on and left me.

(“Next time,” she adds, “I will make sure my light switch is fully satisfied before I leave.”)

The second note, Caroline says, “is posted in a building where, due to the age of the pipes, the water is filled with lead and unsafe to drink, meaning water coolers are conveniently posted on most floors. I know we are a biology building and we have to care about the environment and blah blah blah, but while we are doing our world-saving research, would it be ok if we just had a cup of water that isn’t going to kill us?” [Ed. note: Yes, the note-writer has a point.]

Here's a novel idea...

The final note is posted next to the door leading to one of the outside smoking areas. “Unfortunately,” Caroline says, “it tends to have the opposite effect than intended. Every time I see it, I find myself having to sneak one in.”

Don't even THINK about smoking.

Moral of the story this website: even if you’re on the most solid moral/ethical/logical/legal ground, writing an snotty note about it will backfire on you more often than not. [insert maniacal emoticon]

related: Al Gore knows you know drove when you could have taken your new bicycle

FILED UNDER: anthropomorphism · CAPS LOCK · college life · double-entendre alert · energy usage · Scotland · The Earth


106 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Watchtower bang

    This is a very funny title.

    First time poster, love the site, love the commentary, and for the last week thinking of the word unitard (and all of its applications) still cracks me up!

    Aug 9, 2009 at 5:26 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   snee bang

    yeah switch, i turned you on…so i could have sex with the lights on. got busy. get over it.

    now for a refreshing bottle of dasani. and a smoke.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 5:28 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   R.M.

    When you see a girl wearing TOMS and carrying a nalgene you know who the note writer is…

    Aug 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   snee bang

      the one chewing nicorette?

      Aug 9, 2009 at 5:31 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   sonicmega bang

    You know it’s serious business when the thought police get involved.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 5:32 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   snee bang

      suppose the thought police know what i’m thinking right now? two words. first one starts with ‘f’.

      Aug 9, 2009 at 5:34 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   sonicmega bang

      Free Willy?

      Aug 9, 2009 at 6:02 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Canthz_B bang

      Last time I freed my Willy without thinking about it I was arrested! :-P

      Aug 10, 2009 at 12:47 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Car RamRod

      I’m all for shutting off the lights at home(mostly to save me money on my electric bill, the planet can go fuck itself), but depending on what kind of crime rate their area experiences there, leaving lights on in a public building can be a good idea. Rapists and muggers like to hide in the shadows. Also, god forbid someone wants to drink some water that doesn’t taste like chlorine mixed with smashed ass, or perhaps even enjoy a relaxing cigarette after a day of studying biology. These eco-nazis are taking it too far.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 10:54 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   aaa

      The planet already fucks itself. Don’t tell me you haven’t figured out what volcanoes really are. :/

      Aug 10, 2009 at 5:19 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   snee bang

    light, i turned you on and left you because you have a tiny switch.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 5:33 pm   rating: 39  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   OhLawdy bang

      Oh dear. Now you’ve gone and given poor light a complex.

      Aug 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Watchtower

      *laughs*Left all night with a tiny priapism. Ouch.

      Aug 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   Eccentric_Lady bang

      ROFL!

      Aug 9, 2009 at 5:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   snee bang

      this viagra moment brought to you by GE.

      Aug 9, 2009 at 8:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.5   Canthz_B bang

      Snee, he was not your “Knight Light”.
      He was no Lance a Lot!

      Aug 10, 2009 at 12:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.6   snee bang

      nope. sadly, not a lance.

      not even a sword.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 2:43 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.7   park rose bang

      5.1, Ohlawdy, that would be the Mourning Becomes Electra complex, right?

      Mourning its small switch complex, or maybe it’s envious of (male) lights with bigger, harder, functional switches that get turned on and sustain the current.

      Maybe it’s got a small switch because it’s been *mis-genderfied and it is more likely to have the hots for its daddy that its mummy?

      Aug 10, 2009 at 10:59 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.8   Bunnee

      I think it’s just jealous of the lights with the pull chain. (pull me harder, baby!) ;)

      Aug 10, 2009 at 11:08 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   OhLawdy bang

    Light switch, I turned you on and left because I’m a tease.

    And you love it.

    WHEN WILL I SATIATE YOU? You don’t know! And that’s half the fun.

    Bow chicka bow wow, indeed.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 5:41 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   leftfoot

    Hey at least it’s an anti-cigarette sign. Every time I see those anti-weed commercials, I black out. When I come to I find myself with a joint in my hand.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 5:49 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Kelly

      My roommates and I take our euphemisms for smoking from those anti-drug commercials.

      “When I get home from class, let’s ‘lose a part of ourselves.’” “Sounds good. I’ll have the bowl packed.”

      Aug 9, 2009 at 8:55 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Car RamRod

      But why Leftfoot? I’m all for the legalization of marijuana. But do we really have to trade cigarettes for it? The whole concept behind the government not being able to tell you that you can’t inhale the smoke of a burning plant applies to both. Why is it that so many pro-ganja activists are also anti-tobacco? Even if you don’t smoke cigarettes, don’t ruin it for those of us who do. It’s bad enough you can’t even smoke in a bar in most states anymore, but with the way the propaganda campaign is going, cigarettes will be illegal in another 5-10 years. Don’t let the health insurance companies tell you how to live to improve their profit margins.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 11:00 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   GK bang

      Why don’t we just outlaw both kinds of smoking? That way everyone’s in the same boat, and it’s completely fair!

      I’m glad Car RamRod led us to this most logical of conclusions. I think we’ll all be better for it.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 11:32 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   Car RamRod

      Or better yet, we can just let people decide for themselves if they want to trade pleasure for a shortened life span and not micromanage every aspect of other peoples’ lives. We need less laws, not more!

      Aug 10, 2009 at 4:26 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   GK bang

      Let’s pass a law about it; no more laws! Those poor waitresses might get upset about it though… Honestly, RamRod, first you took away their cigarettes, and now you want to strip away what scant legal protection they have for their teeny paycheques? What sort of monster are you?

      Aug 11, 2009 at 2:35 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.6   leftfoot

      a country over-run by laws will also be over-run with criminals.

      Aug 11, 2009 at 2:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Watchtower

    Why would people crumple these dirty lightswitch notes away and cast them aside? I’d take one home and keep it for special occasions when I’m feeling naughty.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 5:53 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Tracie

    I believe Caroline means “delusions of grandeur”, not “illusions”.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 6:09 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   KatieMB

      Perhaps she is too deluded to allude to illusions?

      Aug 9, 2009 at 6:16 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Canthz_B bang

      The allusion to delusion was merely an illusion, perhaps that’s what’s caused such confusion.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 12:58 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   Firefly

      Yes, that is what I meant. Too much lead-filled water before I posted the submission, I was trying to find a nice way to say ‘are snobby tw*ts’ and failed. Ha ha.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 7:18 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   lisak

      I thought it was a pun.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 1:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.5   stephizzal

      caroline/firefly: is this edinburgh by any chance? if so i spend much of my day emailing your department’s staff! (i’m working the summer at a journal.)

      i don’t know what you’re talking about; no one there acts like they’re up for the nobel prize or anything… LOL ;)

      Aug 10, 2009 at 4:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   KatieMB

    I would turn off the lights but I am too busy smoking my cigarette while I fill my reusable bottle with nasty tap water.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 6:15 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Bunnee

      You mean you don’t dump your cigarette ashes in your reusable bottle? You’re a litterbug, too, dumping your ashes all over the ground? Katie, I’m not angry at you, just disappointed…..

      *deep, disapproving sigh*

      Aug 10, 2009 at 11:12 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Woman on the Verge bang

    That damn lightswitch is a vindictive bitch.

    “You turned me on and left me so now I am going to waste energy and harm the environment. So there.”

    I don’t know about the switch, but I’m turned off.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 6:19 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   ClearlyDemented

    Dear Note #2 Notewriter,

    PANotes are required to be simple, poorly punctuated and read in your mother’s voice. While we appreciate your attempt with your unnecessary bullet points and your indecipherable parenthetical, it is obvious you need some additional pointers. We request that in the future your notes do not include more than three multisyllabic words and do not conjure up images of Rick Moranis. We appreciate your cooperation in this matter in the future and look forward to your future notes on the benefits of Brita pitchers.

    XOXO,
    PAN.com

    Aug 9, 2009 at 6:27 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      What? you went over my helmet?

      Aug 10, 2009 at 11:53 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   GK bang

      Comb the desert!

      Aug 10, 2009 at 12:28 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   MAMARILLA2 bang

      S***! I hate it when I get my Schartz twisted.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 12:43 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   Mecha Kali©

      I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 4:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   mamason bang

      That stinks.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 10:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   harmonicpies

    The PAN rebuking the water-drinkers for their wastefulness would have been more effective had it been handwritten on recycled paper, rather than computer generated on printer paper.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 6:29 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   much to my chagrin bang

      That’s right. How many trees were murdered in the making of these environmental PANs?

      Aug 9, 2009 at 6:32 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   G

      I was thinking much the same thing.

      Save electricity! Don’t worry about the trees! Nor the electricity/other resources that went into making the paper and the ink, and the shipping on same. It’s not like sticking a piece of post-it paper on every light switch is wasteful of environmental resources.

      It’s “strategic.” I guess by definition that’s not wasteful then.

      Aug 9, 2009 at 8:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   OhLawdy bang

      Every time I see “PAN” I immediately think of the elderly.

      -This non-sequitor brought to you by Pillsbury

      Aug 9, 2009 at 9:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Fiona

    I love the first one, I need a pad of those post-its!

    Aug 9, 2009 at 7:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   JetJackson

      Definitely! You could call them ‘Papins’ – ready to stick anywhere devoid of emotion and requiring a little passive aggressiveness to brighten things up a bit. A friend of mine used to have a whole lot of stickers printed up with a picture of Mickey Mouse doing the finger and the caption “Thanks for parking me in. Next time leave a f@cking can opener”. She kept them in the glove compartment ready for the windscreen of any vehicle that parked too close.

      Aug 9, 2009 at 7:51 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   tinkerbell2

      wow, that’s PAN-forward-plannning.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 7:22 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   T.U.M.

    Maybe it’s just the ones in my town, but the note doesn’t even have to be snotty or P/A to make smokers cop an attitude. They’ve got such huge chips on their shoulders that any simple “no smoking” sign sends them into a righteous fury that only lighting up where they’ve been politely asked not to can soothe.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 7:27 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   snee bang

      weed smokers are so much more mellow.

      Aug 9, 2009 at 8:12 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   techimpaired

      Sure they are. Until you try to eat the last twinkie. I almost lost an arm man!

      Aug 9, 2009 at 9:10 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   Meesh

      Sure, pick on the smokers. That’s original.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 8:37 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.4   MAMARILLA2 bang

      I have nothing against them as a whole. Some of my best friends are weed-smokers…

      Aug 10, 2009 at 12:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.5   Bunnee

      Thanks, Rilla! You’re one of my best fr….oh, wait.

      Um……

      What was I talking about?

      Aug 10, 2009 at 1:14 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.6   oi bang

      soooooooooooo, you have to be original to post in this forum.
      oh gosh darn it, nobody told me that.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 1:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   bdrizzy

    “a rather famous university in scotland where many students and staff have illusions of grandeur.”

    Hogwarts?

    Aug 9, 2009 at 8:26 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Kelly

      No, at Hogwarts, they cast illusions of grandeur.

      Aug 9, 2009 at 8:57 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Firefly

      In the dark it sure looks like Hogwarts…

      Aug 10, 2009 at 7:21 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   AhSookieSookieNow!

      Anyone who attends a Scottish university and believes it to be “rather famous” is suffering her own delusions. But hey, whatever gets you through the moors, lassie!

      Aug 10, 2009 at 8:16 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   N/A

      I’m guessing Edinburgh, they like to think they’re totally awesome when they’re really just second best.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 9:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   T.U.M.

      As a graduate of the Nac Mac Feegle College of Boveene Teleportation and Microbrewery, I resent your implication!

      Aug 10, 2009 at 12:37 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.6   MAMARILLA2 bang

      There can be only one…Thousand.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 12:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.7   Firefly

      I just figured it was well known over the pond as the vast majority of students are American. It’s like a weird little bubble of America in the middle of ‘the moors’. Though I suspect it has more to do with the golf and the (albeit it too late) chance of meeting/marrying a Prince.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.8   syebot

      Ooooh… StA’s. How I miss that place. Except… Not really.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   robyn

    Sure, I’ll drink the tap water and pick my teeth with the paint chips from the wall while I’m at it. This university is important and impressive, so grandiose, that it would be an honor to die of university inspired lead poisoning. Maybe I can locate a coffin made of recycled water bottles from a low energy manufacturer.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 10:13 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Wolverine Girl

    Maybe the light switches crumpled up all the post-its and threw them on the floor, as a protest against Comic Sans which, let’s face it, is a real turn off.

    Aug 10, 2009 at 1:29 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Zayni

    oh dear that’s my university. the sustainable development department is a little gungho.

    Aug 10, 2009 at 6:43 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   mamason bang

      The fact that they have a “sustainable development department” makes me feel a bit green… :mrgreen:

      as in nauseous.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 9:21 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   aaa

      Fuck man, my university is a Save the World, All Humans are Good, If You Don’t Constantly Volunteer You’re a Shitty Person Jesuit University, and even it doesn’t have a “sustainable development department”.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 9:43 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   famine

      aaa – said school doesn’t happen to be in Boston, does it?

      Aug 10, 2009 at 2:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.4   aaa

      No, no it’s not. More Midwesty.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 2:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.5   Ashmeadow

      Cincinnati, then? As in Xavier, because that college still has nuns in habits walking around in the summer, it’s that catholic

      Aug 18, 2009 at 2:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   Party in my Pants

    What a waste of post-its!! Not to mention the amount of money spent on having them specially printed. They could have used some “stimulus money” to hire someone to walk around and turn off the lights. Create another job…

    Aug 10, 2009 at 8:00 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   aaa

    Well, I wasn’t going to think about smoking since I don’t smoke, but now you’ve got me all thinking about it and I can’t stop thinking about it. Gee. Thanks.

    Aug 10, 2009 at 9:51 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      *takes the dog end from behind her ear and lights it.*

      Aug 10, 2009 at 1:31 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   Wordtinker doesnt smith bang

      paaaassss the duchy to the left one time

      Aug 10, 2009 at 5:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.3   clumber

      *misunderstands the MAMAR instructions and lights ear on fire… then the dog… who bites my nose….* Apparently weed toking is above my skillset. :(

      Aug 11, 2009 at 3:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   Holiday Djinn

    I would paste a picture of Dennis Leary over the “don’t even think about smoking sign” with a simple caption that says, Fuck you!

    Aug 10, 2009 at 9:54 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Mecha Kali

      I would take the note with me on my smoke break and make sure it returns to that board all ashy and nicotine-stained. Maybe dot the i’s in ‘think’ and ‘smoking’ with a cig-burn.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 6:25 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   clumber

      $20 and 4 interweb tubes to anyone who does it! Double-Dog dare you!

      Aug 11, 2009 at 3:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Stephen

    I guessed what university it was correctly (I live there) and found another note in the same series. Not as unintentionally funny, but the personification of rubbish is a bit twee. Click on my name to see the PDF, Comic Sans and all.

    Aug 10, 2009 at 1:12 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Wordtinker doesnt smith bang

      Oh MY! Surely you jest when you say it isn’t as unintentionally funny… I’m all a twitter thinking of the ways in which that could be construed.

      Then again – I have been chain smoking, which caused me to flip on all the lights in the house and carelessly toss all sorts of recyclables into the box marked “burn this $h!%” .

      Aug 10, 2009 at 5:11 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   aaa

    What? No anthropomorphism tag? You’re slacking, Kerry. Shame on you. :c

    Aug 10, 2009 at 2:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   MAMARILLA2 bang

    Whoa. A Scot trying to save a penny, how stereotypical is that.

    Aug 10, 2009 at 2:39 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Geek Goddess

      God forbid they are trying to spend a penny. Especially in the dark. It could get all over the seat.

      Aug 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Sarah

    Ah, St. Andrews.

    Aug 10, 2009 at 3:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   ??

    For being a school concerned with the environment… they sure do waste a LOT of paper… and I hope the ink that they used in their notes is veggie-based!

    Aug 10, 2009 at 3:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   Canthz_B bang

      It’s not…they use good, old-fashioned, octopus ink.

      Aug 11, 2009 at 12:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.2   clumber

      How many octopi does one need to run through the juicer to get a full Bic’ worth of ink? just a rough guess would be fine.. a dozen? 2 dozen?

      Aug 11, 2009 at 3:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.3   Canthz_B bang

      Eight…of course! :-P

      Aug 16, 2009 at 12:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   Hepworth

    Now that’s a person who knows how to use time wisely! Writing little snotty notes and sticking them to things, only to have no effect, or an opposite effect. A true time-wasting master, and a person after my own heart.

    Aug 10, 2009 at 3:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   aaa

    Earth first! Make Mars our bitch!

    Aug 10, 2009 at 5:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Lisa

    Don’t these thoughtless brutes realize that their passive-agressive notes are KILLING TREES?

    Aug 10, 2009 at 5:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   chris

    Indeed, how many trees for one packet of post-it notes, I wonder? YOUR ENVIRONMENTALISM IS A SELF-PARODY!!!

    Aug 10, 2009 at 6:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   GK bang

      So’s yer gigglebraxing.

      Aug 11, 2009 at 2:50 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   pin

    somebody is using printer to write on a post-it.. with comic sans?

    Aug 11, 2009 at 8:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Nicola

    Woo-hoo! My university’s post-its made it to this website. Two points:
    1. I twisted my ankle falling down stairs because it was dark.
    2. The note is NOT printed on recycled paper.

    Aug 12, 2009 at 4:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
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      Sep 13, 2009 at 7:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
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