Ah, college. While living in an all-female dorm might reduce some types of conflicts…
You also get…this. Explains Hannah in Pullman, Washington: “I live in an all-girls dorm, and guys aren’t allowed to use the bathrooms in the hall. The rule is they are supposed to be escorted out into the lobby…which is a apparently too long of a walk for some people.”
related: (it wasn’t me)
126 responses so far ↓
#1
Canthz_B
So that’s what’s in Gatorade!
Aug 13, 2009 at 11:39 pm rating: 14
#2
leftfoot
man.. college kids are uptight these days. In my day, you knew it was a great weekend when there was a symphony of sex grunts coming from the dorms.
Aug 13, 2009 at 11:45 pm rating: 16
#3
Avatar
“Trucker bombs”! Wait… in a dorm?!???
Aug 13, 2009 at 11:47 pm rating: 4
#4
T.U.M.
I am so glad I never had to set foot in a dorm. The conveniences of being on campus couldn’t possibly have made up for all the nonsense.
Aug 13, 2009 at 11:54 pm rating: 15
#5
Dream big.
This site really makes me question my childhood dream of going off to college and living in a dorm. It sounded like a lot of fun until I read this blog from beginning to end.
Aug 14, 2009 at 12:00 am rating: 3
#6
Fresca
Dorms are an exercise in preventing college students from acting like adults. In what universe is it sane to require someone to share a bedroom– their only living space– with a complete stranger? Fuck that. People need privacy in order to avoid turning into chimpanzees.
Aug 14, 2009 at 12:24 am rating: 37
#7
katie
I don’t understand the “re-read this” part. What am I missing?
Aug 14, 2009 at 12:51 am rating: 8
#8
jd
Ahh piss jugs, the way of the road!
I went to boarding school, and in the winter nobody wanted to walk all the way down the hall to the bathroom so everyone pissed in jugs, and tossed them out the window. Which is the same, except in the spring when all the snow would melt the entire outside of the dorm was littered with piss jugs!
Aug 14, 2009 at 12:51 am rating: 7
#9
Maureen
Oh lord. That’s my entire dorm, my freshman year. My roommate and I bought groceries in monthly increments and left our room as little as possible to minimize exposure to the crazy on the 3rd floor of RDH at UWGB.
Aug 14, 2009 at 12:51 am rating: 3
#10
Canthz_B
I always remember the correct pronunciation of Pecan Pie…because Pee Cans are for truckers, not pies!
Aug 14, 2009 at 1:42 am rating: 13
#11
mamason
Oh, I’m sorry. I meant that I wouldn’t do your boyfriend while you were in the room. I thought random strangers were ok. My bad.
Aug 14, 2009 at 1:56 am rating: 33
#12
Canthz_B
A Post-it saying “Share and share alike.” attached to the roommate agreement would have had more immediate impact on behavior.
Aug 14, 2009 at 2:03 am rating: 3
#13
Kite
All-girl dorms solve sexual behaviour problems?
CURSE YOUR SUDDEN AND INEVITABLE HOMOPHOBIA.
Gah. And those who failed to point out this glaringly fucked up comment of yours. And you probably think you’re progressive, do you?
Aug 14, 2009 at 4:11 am rating: 9
#14
T.OC
My wife and I shared a condo with one other couple and two guys in the last room. One guy would bring his girlfriend over for a week or more at a time (which was already a fail) and they would screw on the bed in the room with the other guy there on the bed. How damn nasty is that? Lack of self respect at all?
Aug 14, 2009 at 6:03 am rating: 1
#15
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
so glad i skipped the dorm stage and went straight to renting a share house.
Aug 14, 2009 at 8:14 am rating: 0
#16
Party in my Pants
Yuck!
Aug 14, 2009 at 8:27 am rating: 1
#17
Horriblelicenseplates
So that’s why the Gatorade tasted funny…
Aug 14, 2009 at 8:58 am rating: 3
#18
lauren
There was a guy in my halls who used to piss directly out of his 4th floor window. The guy in the room below didn’t like it much.
Aug 14, 2009 at 9:17 am rating: 1
#19
GhostWriter
Boy, that Roommate Agreement brought back memories. “Guests get to sleep in the Hostess Bed?” I had a freaky girlfriend like that junior year. She’d cover a mattress with Twinkies and hop on naked. The fun lasted for about six hours; until the ants showed up.
Note: this is a blatant ploy to begin a Hostess Snack Cake/Sexual Innuendo thread…
Aug 14, 2009 at 9:23 am rating: 9
#20
GhostWriter
I can understand the first poster’s issue, however, her Post-it text should have been placed in the section titled, “IS FURTHER EXPLANATION NECCESSARY?”
…so, according to Standard University Form Protocol, her request is denied.
Aug 14, 2009 at 10:11 am rating: 2
#21
Aimily
Okay, there’s a Crystal Light ad with a bottle of yellow liquid on the right-hand side of my screen. This is almost certainly not the association the sponsor was hoping for.
Aug 14, 2009 at 10:41 am rating: 11
#22
genesis
i wonder which dorm this is. i live in pullman, wa but have never lived in the dorms.
Aug 14, 2009 at 10:54 am rating: 0
#23
Bob Loblaw
Stop being sooooo uptight.
the roommate having sex in the room with you there is an invite for a threesome.
Don’t they teach you kids anything?? Sheesh
Aug 14, 2009 at 11:06 am rating: 6
#24
situational lefty
I don’t think I’ll be able to drink lemon-lime Gatorade again. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Aug 14, 2009 at 11:34 am rating: 0
#25
The Other Leanne
Oh, come on, it’s PULLMAN, for chrissakes! That they are even putting it in the bottle is high etiquette…
Aug 14, 2009 at 12:11 pm rating: 5
#26
anglophile
Another approach Roommate #1 could have taken would have been to get out a camera and start filming. Amature porn would probably help pay those student loans off sooner.
Aug 14, 2009 at 1:58 pm rating: 9
#27
smalltownblotters
See? And everybody blames truckers for roadside piss bottles. I drove a truck for 5 yrs (I’m female, I don’t piss in bottles) and while male truckers are major culprits….i saw quite a few cars-full-of-frat boys tossing bottles as well. Yuk….
Aug 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm rating: 3
#28
GhostWriter
The best part was when the State Policeman grabbed the bottle and said, “Gimme that booze, you pumpkin-pie-hair-cutted freak!”
Aug 14, 2009 at 2:57 pm rating: 4
#29
Captjen
At least they’re using bottles. During my freshman year, there was a letter sent out to all dorm residents telling us not to allow our male guests not to piss in the stairwells.
Aug 14, 2009 at 6:07 pm rating: 0
#30
C.S. Harmonikah
Even once you move out of dorms you’ll still keep hearing roommates having sex. It happens.
I got used to hearing my roommate having sex until one time I was trying to sleep and heard him banging some bar-skank and stop ask if “he could take the condom off because he was too drunk to come with it on”.
I tried beating the wall and yelling “Don’t do it man, wrap it up!” but i was half asleep and couldn’t get the words out.
Aug 14, 2009 at 7:45 pm rating: 17
#31
CS
You kidding? That gatorade was fucking delicious!
Aug 15, 2009 at 8:33 am rating: 2
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Aug 15, 2009 at 9:10 am rating: 0
#33
triple-a :O
College students are immature, disgusting pigs. That is all.
- college student D:
Aug 15, 2009 at 10:38 am rating: 2
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#36
Neeners
I love seeing how the elite college crowd who is always so ready to rub it in to the non educated how superior they are, really lives. They are so above it all intellectually and yet they need “contracts” on how to agree to live and act like a civilized human being in front of each other and can’t seem to find a toilet to piss in. I wonder which one of my past lawyers or doctors used to piss out their college windows and screwed some ‘strange’ while their roommates watched. The college dorm experience is a crock of shit, just like the supposed intellectual capacity of most of the scholarly students who reside in them.
Aug 16, 2009 at 12:28 am rating: 3
#37
Hannah
My name is Hannah, and I live in Pullman, WA. Needless to say I was pretty darn excited when I saw this note…GO COUGS!!
Aug 16, 2009 at 12:30 pm rating: 0
#38
Meg
I had a neighbor in college that I was helping move out at the end of the semester. We opened her roommates closet (she’d gone to live with her boyfriend and never moved her stuff out) and there about a dozen 2-liter bottles FILLED with urine. It was DISGUSTING. It was so horrible. Needless to say that girl had a HUGE fine!
Aug 16, 2009 at 4:43 pm rating: 0
#39
Hugh Jardon
I peed in the women’s dorm bathroom @ WSU once.
Aug 16, 2009 at 10:53 pm rating: 0
#40
Bagpuss
It’s bizarre that these people are so law-abiding when it comes to not using the bathrooms – I lived in a hall of residence (Dorm) in my first year in University here in the UK – each floor of the building was single-sex and we were not supposed to let male guests use the bathrooms.
We just had a system whereby we would pop in to check no-one was in the shower or changing, then let the guest in.
As far as I am aware everyone did the same. Added bonus – meant that your guest could shower as well as pee-ing, if he wished.
Aug 18, 2009 at 7:53 am rating: 1
#41
hannah
YES! i am so excited that my passive agressive notes is now famous. i cant contain myself!
Sep 5, 2009 at 5:37 pm rating: 0
#42
mrmang
i have been shown who’s the boss!
Sep 17, 2009 at 6:53 pm rating: 0
#43
Layla
These remind of my year as an RA my sophmore year of college. The domr installed a new sprinkler system that those who had top bunks or loft easily bumped into. We had to warn the girls if they were having sex to keep their butts down.
Sep 22, 2009 at 11:41 am rating: 0
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