A new twist on the walk of shame

August 13th, 2009 · 126 comments

Ah, college. While living in an all-female dorm might reduce some types of conflicts…

ah, college

ah, college

You also get…this. Explains Hannah in Pullman, Washington: “I live in an all-girls dorm, and guys aren’t allowed to use the bathrooms in the hall. The rule is they are supposed to be escorted out into the lobby…which is a apparently too long of a walk for some people.”

Urine in bottles thrown out windows is disgusting. Please escort male guests to the lobby to use the restroom. Don't make someone else clean up your guest's urine.

related: (it wasn’t me)

FILED UNDER: CAPS LOCK · college life · piss · roommates · sex sex sex · that's disgusting · that's unsanitary


126 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Canthz_B bang

    So that’s what’s in Gatorade!

    Aug 13, 2009 at 11:39 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   mamason bang

      Ewww… did you have asparagus for dinner?

      Aug 14, 2009 at 1:54 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Why is it that funny color?

      Aug 14, 2009 at 12:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   NoExit

      “It’s got what plants crave!”

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:00 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   C.S. Harmonikah

      “Because Brawndo’s got electrolytes.”

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:26 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Car RamRod

      Made with real lightning!!!

      Aug 17, 2009 at 12:22 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   JetJackson

      I wonder if it works better for keeping dogs off the lawn?

      Aug 17, 2009 at 7:40 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   leftfoot

    man.. college kids are uptight these days. In my day, you knew it was a great weekend when there was a symphony of sex grunts coming from the dorms.

    Aug 13, 2009 at 11:45 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Rowdy bang

      Man… college kids are uptight these days. In my day, you knew it was a great weekend when there was a synchronized display of guys pissing directly out of the 3rd floor dorm windows. None of this prudish plastic bottle nonsense.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 5:35 am   rating: 36  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   T imo® bang

      Another case of the sissifacation of America. Fling open those windows and let Freedom rain!

      Aug 14, 2009 at 11:53 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   Flaboy2425

      There are still those who don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.

      I know. Don’t end a sentence with a preposition but that’s the way the saying was worded.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 3:02 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   Car RamRod

      As far as the fucking goes, it’s a little rude to be moaning and grunting 6 feet from someone and not ask them to join in… and if you fail to do so, you can’t take offense when you end up with a scene like Charlie Murphy in “The Mad Real World” segment of Chappelle’s show, jacking off in night vision with a disturbingly lustful look in the eyes.

      The piss situation could be solved if they just let the guys use the upstairs bathroom. My sister went to Mount Holyoke, which is an all-girl college, and when I went to visit, the bathrooms were unisex. You gotta love hippies, sometimes they get it right.

      Aug 17, 2009 at 12:29 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   Becca

      Um. All-women dorms? Do not make the sex go away. With or without male guests.

      Aug 25, 2009 at 1:19 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   Mark bang

      Becca, your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

      Aug 25, 2009 at 3:55 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Avatar

    “Trucker bombs”! Wait… in a dorm?!???

    Aug 13, 2009 at 11:47 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   TheOldSchool

      Those Tasmanian crop circles?

      No. They weren’t created by UFOs, after all.

      Just wallabies … high from eating opium poppies … creating circles with their lopsided hopping.

      Scamps.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 8:27 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   T.U.M.

    I am so glad I never had to set foot in a dorm. The conveniences of being on campus couldn’t possibly have made up for all the nonsense.

    Aug 13, 2009 at 11:54 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   C.S. Harmonikah

      Yeah, I went to a dorm once. It was so small I was sitting on one bed (there was no space for chairs) and had to prop my legs up on the roommates bed (who was sleeping). And walk down a hallway to find a bathroom. And that was after having to check in and sneak beer in bookbags.

      Fuck that, I went to my apartment had a beer on my own porch, went to my bedroom that i didnt share, and never went to another dorm. That was not living.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:30 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   mamason bang

      Fuckin’ A, man! Party on, dude! 8-)

      Aug 15, 2009 at 3:04 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Dream big.

    This site really makes me question my childhood dream of going off to college and living in a dorm. It sounded like a lot of fun until I read this blog from beginning to end.

    Aug 14, 2009 at 12:00 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   techimpaired

      Don’t be too hard on dorms. All of my best memories of college are a direct result of dorm life. Am I the only one with fond memories of fire alarms at 3AM, getting pennied on the day of a big exam, various undergarments hung from doorknobs to signal if it was safe to enter your own room or if you were about to be homeless for the night so your roommate could bag her weekly quota. I still get nostalgic when I catch the scent of moldy pizza and OMG what crawled under your bed last night and died.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 12:10 am   rating: 33  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   leftfoot

      God I loved living in the dorms. It was my first time living on my own, with complete freedom and taught me how to deal with hundreds of people. My favorite was my room mate with night terrors.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 1:47 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   Karin

      I loved dorm life (with the exception of roommates – I would have lived all 4 years in a dorm if I could have a single but I had a stinky roommate first year, bitch the next year and then liked my roommate the third year but we kept different hours – early bird me v. night owl her – so we moved off campus for separate rooms together 4th year). Loved middle of the night fire alarms and the odd things people did in the middle of the night, thought RA’s were useless (well, mine at least – there were a couple who I ran into were awesome), loved walking to class (in jeans and sweaters pulled on over my jammies while brushing my hair and eating breakfast – wow, multitasking! and yes, I took all 8 am classes and had time to shower before lunch but not before class), loved that someone else made my lunch for me most days at a prepaid cost, loved my mini-fridge, loved the community, the number of free or cheap things to do all the time, loved the free gym, loved setting my own schedule and being able to prioritize my own work. oh, and loved being so proximally close to friends and lots of them.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   KatieMB

      It’s tough living back at home with the ‘rents, eh?

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:06 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.5   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn’t have to produce anything! You’ve never been out of college! You don’t know what it’s like out there! I’ve *worked* in the private sector. They expect *results*.

      Aug 15, 2009 at 9:42 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.6   Craniac

      Karin (above) — “proximally close”? as opposed to what? “virtually close”? “imaginarily close”? “Avoid unnecessary adverbs.”

      Aug 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Fresca

    Dorms are an exercise in preventing college students from acting like adults. In what universe is it sane to require someone to share a bedroom– their only living space– with a complete stranger? Fuck that. People need privacy in order to avoid turning into chimpanzees.

    Aug 14, 2009 at 12:24 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Upstater

      Yeah, but a little togetherness keeps you from turning into the Unibomber.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:54 am   rating: 30  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   park rose bang

      ♪♫ Reach out and touch
      Somebody’s hand
      Make this world a better place
      If you can
      Reach out and touch
      Somebody’s hand
      Make this world a better place
      If you can ♪ ♫

      Just because I’m in a song mood. Read below. Maybe on topic, maybe off. It depends upon whether the topic to be on or off is mine or my roommate’s.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 8:45 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   KatieMB

      Dorm living was a huge step up for me! I had to share my room with just ONE person, after years of sharing my bedroom with at least 2 sibs. Besides, even living with a stranger was better than being at home with my mother!

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:08 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   Car RamRod

      Sharing a room with one person is no big deal. Try joining the army and sharing one with 50 for a while…

      Aug 17, 2009 at 12:34 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   katie

    I don’t understand the “re-read this” part. What am I missing?

    Aug 14, 2009 at 12:51 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   kate

      looks like a copy of the roommate contract they made a the beginning of the year, and seems the author of the sticky-note would like her roommate to re-read the highlighted part. at first i thought that was somehow related to the email below it, but now i think they’re separate notes – maybe that’s the source of your confusion?

      Aug 14, 2009 at 1:06 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Mandy

      They signed a roommate agreement when they moved in together. It looks like this copy was the one they were supposed to keep up in their room as a reminder, and the person the sticky note was directed at, violated the highlighted part.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 2:18 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   C.S. Harmonikah

      RE: 6.3/7.0/7.1
      We are past our allowed quotas of Kates and Katies.

      Feel free to fight to the death.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:48 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   KatieMB

      I could become KMB Hamonikah…

      Aug 14, 2009 at 9:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   C.S. Harmonikah

      I would be honored if you took my last name, my dear. But i’m progressive, so you can hyphenate it if you want.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 9:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.6   KatieMB

      And I suppose I could spell my new last name correctly, too… *doh!*

      Aug 14, 2009 at 10:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.7   C.S. Harmonikah

      If you wish. I prefer the “hooked on phonics” spelling, but to each their own.

      Aug 15, 2009 at 11:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   jd

    Ahh piss jugs, the way of the road!

    I went to boarding school, and in the winter nobody wanted to walk all the way down the hall to the bathroom so everyone pissed in jugs, and tossed them out the window. Which is the same, except in the spring when all the snow would melt the entire outside of the dorm was littered with piss jugs!

    Aug 14, 2009 at 12:51 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   gwenhwyfaer

      Campus… for that authentic 17th century London experience.

      (Although in London, the non-biodegradable piss jugs didn’t leave the hand of the pisser. See what progress the petrochemical industry hath wrought!)

      Aug 14, 2009 at 2:33 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Mark bang

      GARDY LOO!

      Aug 14, 2009 at 10:37 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   adam

      Please tell me this is an intentional trailer park boys reference.

      If so my day has just been made!

      They should just throw them on Mr. Layhe’s roof. Then theyd be out of the way.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 12:10 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   farcical aquatic ceremony involving 'taking care of' Caroline...

      um…jd…where was this “Boarding School for Lazy Asses” of which you speak? I’d LOVE to swing by one bright, early-spring morning to see the–no doubt demoralized and homicidally-enraged—janitor gathering the sea of piss jugs for disposal…

      Aug 14, 2009 at 3:02 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Maureen

    Oh lord. That’s my entire dorm, my freshman year. My roommate and I bought groceries in monthly increments and left our room as little as possible to minimize exposure to the crazy on the 3rd floor of RDH at UWGB.

    Aug 14, 2009 at 12:51 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Canthz_B bang

    I always remember the correct pronunciation of Pecan Pie…because Pee Cans are for truckers, not pies!

    Aug 14, 2009 at 1:42 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   mamason bang

    Oh, I’m sorry. I meant that I wouldn’t do your boyfriend while you were in the room. I thought random strangers were ok. My bad. :oops:

    Aug 14, 2009 at 1:56 am   rating: 33  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Canthz_B bang

    A Post-it saying “Share and share alike.” attached to the roommate agreement would have had more immediate impact on behavior.

    Aug 14, 2009 at 2:03 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   marx

      For the boy, at least. Lucky dog.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 3:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Canthz_B bang

      Sexist.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 9:10 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Kite

    All-girl dorms solve sexual behaviour problems?

    CURSE YOUR SUDDEN AND INEVITABLE HOMOPHOBIA.

    Gah. And those who failed to point out this glaringly fucked up comment of yours. And you probably think you’re progressive, do you?

    Aug 14, 2009 at 4:11 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   much to my chagrin bang

      I see a glaringly fucked-up comment…

      Aug 14, 2009 at 4:51 am   rating: 27  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   techimpaired

      Me too! Me too!

      Aug 14, 2009 at 6:19 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   park rose

      ♫ ♪Let’s go fly a kite
      Up to the highest height!
      Let’s go fly a kite and send it soaring
      Up through the atmosphere
      Up where the air is clear
      Oh, let’s go fly a kite! ♫ ♪

      I just felt like gaily singing, progressively-loik (the notes get higher – boy did that Mary Poppins have a set of pipes on her).
      P.S.: I don’t quite understand Kite’s comment, but that’s nothing new.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:00 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   park rose

      Hmm… sudden and inevitable…

      I think Kite might have a sense of humour.

      One of these things is not like the others,
      One of these things just doesn’t belong,
      Can you tell which thing is not like the others
      By the time I finish my song?

      Curse you and your confusing juxtaposition! (That’s what he said ;) )

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:05 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   Scribbles the Monkey bang

      Gigglebrax fail.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 12:03 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.6   heh

      Thanks for the laugh.

      Sep 19, 2009 at 2:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   T.OC

    My wife and I shared a condo with one other couple and two guys in the last room. One guy would bring his girlfriend over for a week or more at a time (which was already a fail) and they would screw on the bed in the room with the other guy there on the bed. How damn nasty is that? Lack of self respect at all?

    Aug 14, 2009 at 6:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   park rose bang

      Lack of respect full stop. Might be full of self, though.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:10 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      If your roommate is so bold as to have sex with you in the room, turn on the light and the radio and get a free show..

      Aug 14, 2009 at 11:54 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   C.S. Harmonikah

      Thats how gangbangs start.
      If someone starts having sex in the room with you, just whip it out and see what happens.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:37 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.4   mamason bang

      Can you imagine? Who in their right mind would stay still and silent while that was going on? I would be on my feet in a hot second, yelling like the mad woman I am as I prepared to douse the pervy freaks with whatever was closest at hand which apparently would have been the piss filled Gatorade bottle my slutty roommate’s sick fuck boyfriend forgot to toss out the window!

      Aug 15, 2009 at 3:11 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.5   Neeners

      Or the roommate could record the sexcapades and start a site making a little money on the side to cover rent and possibly ensure future relations don’t happen again.

      Aug 16, 2009 at 12:08 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    so glad i skipped the dorm stage and went straight to renting a share house.

    Aug 14, 2009 at 8:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Party in my Pants

    Yuck!

    Aug 14, 2009 at 8:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Horriblelicenseplates

    So that’s why the Gatorade tasted funny…

    Aug 14, 2009 at 8:58 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Oh Really

      See what happens when you think you’ve lucked into some free Gatorade out on the dorm lawn? Mom was right when she said to never eat or drink things you find on the ground.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 9:08 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   TheOldSchool

      Sadly, I’m afraid that these students aren’t merely participants in innocent college hi-jinks.

      They are fully aware that the military has been experimenting with killer robots that use frat boy urine for fuel.

      The Fall Semester is going to be horrific.

      Aug 15, 2009 at 1:26 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   lauren

    There was a guy in my halls who used to piss directly out of his 4th floor window. The guy in the room below didn’t like it much.

    Aug 14, 2009 at 9:17 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   GhostWriter bang

      If the guy in the room below was an EE worth his salt, he’d have rigged up a deployable metal screen wired with approx. 50K volts. That keeps the piss and birds off the window ledge.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 9:28 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   T imo® bang

      High speed camera footage shows that the stream of urine is not a solid stream and therefore would not cause a punitive shock to the schlong of the forth floor pee-er.
      So sayeth the Mythbusters in the third rail shocker myth.

      If you flush with the lid up fecal mist covers everything. I imagine the same holds true for peeing out an open window?

      Aug 14, 2009 at 12:22 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   GhostWriter bang

    Boy, that Roommate Agreement brought back memories. “Guests get to sleep in the Hostess Bed?” I had a freaky girlfriend like that junior year. She’d cover a mattress with Twinkies and hop on naked. The fun lasted for about six hours; until the ants showed up.

    Note: this is a blatant ploy to begin a Hostess Snack Cake/Sexual Innuendo thread…

    Aug 14, 2009 at 9:23 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   T imo® bang

      What a Ho-ho!

      I prefer Little Debbie’s cousin Big Tits McGhee akshully.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 12:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Then your leaving Dolly Madison?

      Aug 14, 2009 at 12:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   Wordtinker doesnt smith bang

      I heard you were making eyes at Nutty Buddy last week. Does this mean your rasberry zinger likes fudge brownies just as well as ladyfingers?

      Aug 14, 2009 at 1:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.4   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Mrs Fields was just one of his sugar mamas.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.5   GhostWriter bang

      Did ya’ ever drink red KoolAid while Little Debbie ate your Ding Dong?

      Pink SnowBall!

      Aug 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.6   Bunnee

      Oh, the curse of trying to backread then post while you’re at work. GW used the Ding Dong reference apparently while I was typing something along the same line. Well, I could reference Otis and his “Spunk”meyer, but that’s too easy.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 3:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.7   farcical aquatic ceremony involving 'taking care of' Caroline...

      fyi, for those of you with utter disregard for the well-functioning of your bodies, the Hostess Cakes website offers RECIPES for their snack products ~ Ding-Dong Mousse and Twinkies Sushi are only a few quick steps (and a 7-Eleven visit) away! http://hostesscakes.com/recipes.asp

      Aug 14, 2009 at 3:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.8   mamason bang

      faci’tco’c… way to break the thread. :roll:

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   GhostWriter bang

    I can understand the first poster’s issue, however, her Post-it text should have been placed in the section titled, “IS FURTHER EXPLANATION NECCESSARY?”

    …so, according to Standard University Form Protocol, her request is denied.

    Aug 14, 2009 at 10:11 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Aimily

    Okay, there’s a Crystal Light ad with a bottle of yellow liquid on the right-hand side of my screen. This is almost certainly not the association the sponsor was hoping for.

    Aug 14, 2009 at 10:41 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   genesis

    i wonder which dorm this is. i live in pullman, wa but have never lived in the dorms.

    Aug 14, 2009 at 10:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   NerfWarrior bang

      My guess? Regents. I lived there three years ago, and we had the same problem then. And the same bevy of lovely flyers all over the place.

      It must be some sort of urine-based form of protest, as they could have just thrown the bottles in one of the bathroom garbage cans with no-one the wiser.
      Or perhaps I’m just overestimating the mental capacity of the perpetrators.

      Aug 15, 2009 at 4:52 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Bob Loblaw

    Stop being sooooo uptight.

    the roommate having sex in the room with you there is an invite for a threesome.

    Don’t they teach you kids anything?? Sheesh

    Aug 14, 2009 at 11:06 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   G

      The fact that they happen to live in close proximity does not mean that they have any taste.

      I certainly never had a roommate bring over any guy I might find interesting, much less fuckable.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 2:12 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   Oh Really

      I’m with G. I frequently woke up to or walked in on one of my roommates having sex with her boyfriend of the day or some random dude she picked up, but there was not a single one I’d have been at all happy to “join in” with. Especially once the guy in question had gone there. Even if he was hot, I’d have required a waiting period and several test results from a reputable physician after he’d “made her acquaintance.”

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:36 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   C.S. Harmonikah

      Chicks are weird in that way.
      I had a girl tell me one time that she would have had sex with me if i hadn’t slept with her friend the night before.
      She should have said that the night before

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:53 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   situational lefty

    I don’t think I’ll be able to drink lemon-lime Gatorade again. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

    Aug 14, 2009 at 11:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Don’t know, how fond are you of Bear Grylls.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   The Other Leanne

    Oh, come on, it’s PULLMAN, for chrissakes! That they are even putting it in the bottle is high etiquette…

    Aug 14, 2009 at 12:11 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   anglophile bang

    Another approach Roommate #1 could have taken would have been to get out a camera and start filming. Amature porn would probably help pay those student loans off sooner.

    Aug 14, 2009 at 1:58 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Dude

      That is one fine idea!

      Aug 14, 2009 at 6:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   Oh Really

      One of my guy friends walked me back to my room one night when I knew skank roommates “boyfriend” was likely going to be around. He planned on either jumping on the end of the bed or holding the door wide open and yelling “free sex show!” He was so disappointed to find they weren’t in the room when we got there.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   Neeners

      wierd, (#26) we are on the same wavelength. I just posted something similar above before finishing all the posts. my bad but …. wow kindred thoughts… lol

      Aug 16, 2009 at 12:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.4   Neeners

      or we are just pervs, lol

      Aug 16, 2009 at 12:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   smalltownblotters

    See? And everybody blames truckers for roadside piss bottles. I drove a truck for 5 yrs (I’m female, I don’t piss in bottles) and while male truckers are major culprits….i saw quite a few cars-full-of-frat boys tossing bottles as well. Yuk….

    Aug 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   Canthz_B bang

      Being female has nothing to do with not pissing in bottles.
      I knew a diabetic woman once who kept an iced tea bottle in her car just in case of a urinary emergency.

      Of course, frat boys don’t need an emergency, they’re just too lazy to leave the video games and head to the John!

      Aug 14, 2009 at 11:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   GhostWriter bang

    The best part was when the State Policeman grabbed the bottle and said, “Gimme that booze, you pumpkin-pie-hair-cutted freak!”

    Aug 14, 2009 at 2:57 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Captjen

    At least they’re using bottles. During my freshman year, there was a letter sent out to all dorm residents telling us not to allow our male guests not to piss in the stairwells.

    Aug 14, 2009 at 6:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   mamason bang

      So… they wanted you to allow your male guests to piss in the stairwells? :-?

      How, um.. thoughtful?

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:16 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   Canthz_B bang

      Female guests, of course, can piss anywhere they like.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 10:55 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.3   ryanmalloy

      @29.1:
      no, they should force their guests to piss in the stairwells.

      “Dude, before you leave, you are not allowed not to piss in the stairwell. Come on, make your contribution.”

      Aug 15, 2009 at 1:03 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   C.S. Harmonikah

    Even once you move out of dorms you’ll still keep hearing roommates having sex. It happens.

    I got used to hearing my roommate having sex until one time I was trying to sleep and heard him banging some bar-skank and stop ask if “he could take the condom off because he was too drunk to come with it on”.
    I tried beating the wall and yelling “Don’t do it man, wrap it up!” but i was half asleep and couldn’t get the words out.

    Aug 14, 2009 at 7:45 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   C.S. Harmonikah

      But all the test came back negative. So it all had a happy ending.

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   bored

      Wouldn’t I die, If hadn’t read 30 & 30.1?

      Aug 14, 2009 at 7:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   CS

    You kidding? That gatorade was fucking delicious!

    Aug 15, 2009 at 8:33 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
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    Aug 15, 2009 at 9:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   triple-a :O

      Online database for my foot up your comment spamming ass and some basic tools for foot removal.

      What? Net threats are totally cool. Totally.

      Aug 15, 2009 at 10:47 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   triple-a :O

    College students are immature, disgusting pigs. That is all.

    - college student D:

    Aug 15, 2009 at 10:38 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Utteliemaig

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    Aug 15, 2009 at 12:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   GK bang

      The only people who would use these things are the very people who spend their entire lives online and hence have built up a total immunity to advertising spammers. I really don’t think this was worth your while. +1 for effort, but minus several thousand for good thinking, yeah?

      Aug 17, 2009 at 2:49 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   Immaggish

    Source for lookup user-agent information about custom browser, user-agent detection tools.

    Aug 15, 2009 at 12:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Neeners

    I love seeing how the elite college crowd who is always so ready to rub it in to the non educated how superior they are, really lives. They are so above it all intellectually and yet they need “contracts” on how to agree to live and act like a civilized human being in front of each other and can’t seem to find a toilet to piss in. I wonder which one of my past lawyers or doctors used to piss out their college windows and screwed some ‘strange’ while their roommates watched. The college dorm experience is a crock of shit, just like the supposed intellectual capacity of most of the scholarly students who reside in them.

    Aug 16, 2009 at 12:28 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   Sam

      Aw, someone’s bitter. I currently live with three guys who work in the trades and they’re far worse than any roommates I had when I lived in dorms. Leaving their pot paraphenalia in plain view on the front porch, their rooms carpeted with porn magazines and rotting food, staggering in at four a.m. and noisily screwing someone on the living room couch while blaring the television to cover the noise. Believe me, we could do with a contract.

      Aug 16, 2009 at 6:55 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   Hannah

    My name is Hannah, and I live in Pullman, WA. Needless to say I was pretty darn excited when I saw this note…GO COUGS!!

    Aug 16, 2009 at 12:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Oh, I’ll bring it. Don’t worry.
      Do you know what this means? My entire cheerleading career has been a lie.

      Aug 16, 2009 at 12:49 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   Meg

    I had a neighbor in college that I was helping move out at the end of the semester. We opened her roommates closet (she’d gone to live with her boyfriend and never moved her stuff out) and there about a dozen 2-liter bottles FILLED with urine. It was DISGUSTING. It was so horrible. Needless to say that girl had a HUGE fine!

    Aug 16, 2009 at 4:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Hugh Jardon

    I peed in the women’s dorm bathroom @ WSU once.

    Aug 16, 2009 at 10:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Bagpuss

    It’s bizarre that these people are so law-abiding when it comes to not using the bathrooms – I lived in a hall of residence (Dorm) in my first year in University here in the UK – each floor of the building was single-sex and we were not supposed to let male guests use the bathrooms.

    We just had a system whereby we would pop in to check no-one was in the shower or changing, then let the guest in.

    As far as I am aware everyone did the same. Added bonus – meant that your guest could shower as well as pee-ing, if he wished.

    Aug 18, 2009 at 7:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   hannah

    YES! i am so excited that my passive agressive notes is now famous. i cant contain myself!

    Sep 5, 2009 at 5:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   Canthz_B bang

      Contain yourself. Lookup the word famous while you’re at it.
      I don’t think it means what you think it means.

      Sep 5, 2009 at 7:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #41.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Inconcievable.

      Sep 6, 2009 at 12:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   mrmang

    i have been shown who’s the boss!

    Sep 17, 2009 at 6:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Layla

    These remind of my year as an RA my sophmore year of college. The domr installed a new sprinkler system that those who had top bunks or loft easily bumped into. We had to warn the girls if they were having sex to keep their butts down.

    Sep 22, 2009 at 11:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Who declared Opposite Day? | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

    [...] already seen people throwing urine in bottles out of their window…and now, shit in bags? Who does that? (Apparently, at least one dog owner [...]

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