Nick in Florida was in his car one day, when he “pulled up at a light, looked to my left, and immediately started laughing.” He quickly pulled out his iPhone, snapped a photo, then get stepped on the gas before daddy dearest could get out and beat the crap out of him.
Meanwhile, Lisa in Maryland spotted this in front of a small computer store near her office.
Sigh. Children are such a blessing!
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47 responses so far ↓
#1
Hats
It’s the smiley that makes the first pic. Chelesea might have got away with it with a winsome smile IN PERSON. But in graffiti form, really?
Aug 16, 2009 at 8:11 pm rating: +3
#2
wh00t
the apology was fucking delicious!!!
Aug 16, 2009 at 8:11 pm rating: +3
#3
Bullwinkle
Firsties! Damn, too slow.
Aug 16, 2009 at 8:12 pm rating: +1
#4
QuarterRoy00
Hopefully daddy doesn’t leave the car door open too long…otherwise it will say “I’m Sor”…which is what the daughter usually says….
Aug 16, 2009 at 8:15 pm rating: +6
#5
anglophile
If Chelsea’s dad is anything like mine, he won’t appreciate the further damage of grafitti.
But maybe Chelsea’s dad doesn’t love his car more than his daughter….
Aug 16, 2009 at 8:16 pm rating: +23
#6
zenvelo
I’d have thought Chelsea wouldn’t still be driving one of Bill and Hillary’s cars….
Aug 16, 2009 at 8:16 pm rating: +2
#7
notolaf
My dad had a green Vega with these little panels that went all around the bottom. I knocked them off one by one over the course of about six months and, instead of troubling him with their loss, thoughtfully disposed of the evidence. He never said anything…
Aug 16, 2009 at 9:01 pm rating: +1
#8
leftfoot
With all of the evidence, I don’t understand why people can’t just accept the fact I’m happy that I’m barren.
Aug 16, 2009 at 9:02 pm rating: +37
#9
Flaboy2425
Well, notolaf, losing the panels was probably an improvement. My daughter’s Vega wouldn’t idle at a stop light with the A/C running. Dad was probably amazed at the increased power he had after the weight of the panels was gone.
Aug 16, 2009 at 9:28 pm rating: +1
#10
harmonicpies
I love it when nepotism backfires.
Aug 16, 2009 at 10:04 pm rating: +5
#11
omchelsea
Oh ye gods, I’ve been busted (lol)
Aug 16, 2009 at 10:37 pm rating: +1
#12
Canthz_B
Looks like someone got a star stencil for their birthday.
Aug 17, 2009 at 12:46 am rating: +3
#13
GK
“My smiley has no nose.”
“Really? How does he smell?”
“Do you know, I don’t believe the question was ever satisfactorily resolved?”
Aug 17, 2009 at 2:42 am rating: +7
#14
Watchtower
I like the second pic because of the effort it took to make this truely passive aggressive sign.
Aug 17, 2009 at 6:35 am rating: +2
#15
triple-a
So not only does Chelsea’s dad have a big ol dent to fix, he now has to find a way to get rid of that writing. (What is that? Permanent marker? Crayon? Tears of shame shed directly from Chelsea’s black heart?) Way to be Chelsea. But what else can you expect from somebody who thinks it’s appropriate to end a sentence with a comma? I bet she thought Old Dad would just get rid of the old car and get her a new one now that it’s doubly crapped up. Unless Dad is one of those types who goes through cars like pairs of underwear, you have to make sure the car is totaled before you get a new one. *sigh* You’ve got a lot to learn, Chelsea. *shakes head*
Aug 17, 2009 at 11:56 am rating: +11
#16
triple-a
I suppose it’s good to see that I’m not the only one who’s tempted to use emoticons in meatspace. However, I don’t actually go through with those desires.
Aug 17, 2009 at 11:58 am rating: +2
#17
mamason
What I overheard when I came to at the hospital after a car accident.
Police officer: Mr. L..? This is officer so and so. I’m with your daughter at the hospital… excuse me sir? Yes sir, the car is totaled… yes, it’s been towed. You can see the car in the morning sir, there’s nothing you can do for it now. Yes, sir… I can give you the location of the car. Yes sir, it’s at blah blah blah such and such place. In case you’re wondering sir, your daughter will be fine. Excuse me? Yes sir. I’ll give her a ride home when she’s released.
Aug 17, 2009 at 12:10 pm rating: +8
#18
FredGarvin
Death throws?
Aug 17, 2009 at 7:06 pm rating: +3
#19
ohyeeeeah
This post does not have anything to do with the original post.
I just want to acknowledge the fact that every time anyone of you guys presses the “Thumb Up”-button for this post, you will irritate a few hundred nerds who longs for that “Thumbs down”-button”.
Just saying. Since I don’t really think there are people out there, who likes to irritate people just for the hell of it.
Aug 17, 2009 at 8:10 pm rating: +13
#20
C.S. Harmonikah
This is why i am trying not to breed.
I believe both of the instances demand the “brick to the face” method of parenting.
Aug 19, 2009 at 2:43 am rating: +2
#21
i know better
was the mentioning of the iphone really necessary?
Fags are not allowed on the internet
Aug 19, 2009 at 4:33 pm rating: 0
#22
just sayin
dear oh yeeeeah, i love to irritate people just for the hell of it. its fun to watch their faces get all red and then watch them either walk away or start yelling at you like sum moron yelling at sum innocent bi-standard walking on the street
Sep 15, 2009 at 4:49 pm rating: 0
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