Daddy’s little smartass

August 16th, 2009 · 47 comments

Nick in Florida was in his car one day, when he “pulled up at a light, looked to my left, and immediately started laughing.” He quickly pulled out his iPhone, snapped a photo, then get stepped on the gas before daddy dearest could get out and beat the crap out of him.

I'm sorry Dad, Chelsea :)

Meanwhile, Lisa in Maryland spotted this in front of a small computer store near her office.

My Dad said change the sign so...I did :P

Sigh. Children are such a blessing!

related: and pull up your sign

FILED UNDER: car · Florida · kids · Maryland · Moms & Dads · smartass · smiley


47 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Hats

    It’s the smiley that makes the first pic. Chelesea might have got away with it with a winsome smile IN PERSON. But in graffiti form, really?

    Aug 16, 2009 at 8:11 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   wh00t

    the apology was fucking delicious!!!

    Aug 16, 2009 at 8:11 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Bullwinkle

    Firsties! Damn, too slow.

    Aug 16, 2009 at 8:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   chrys

      there should be a thumbs down button.

      Aug 16, 2009 at 8:19 pm   rating: 126  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   TheOldSchool

      Unnecessary. Just stand on your head.

      Aug 17, 2009 at 11:51 am   rating: 40  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   QuarterRoy00 bang

    Hopefully daddy doesn’t leave the car door open too long…otherwise it will say “I’m Sor”…which is what the daughter usually says….

    Aug 16, 2009 at 8:15 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   TheOldSchool

      Or, simply get a concave mirror, and place it further away from your computer screen than you are.

      Now, when you look at the mirror, the thumbs will all be enlarged (engorged, swollen, throbbing) and inverted (upside down).

      Aug 17, 2009 at 12:04 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Scribbles the Monkey bang

      Gigglebrax fail?

      Aug 17, 2009 at 1:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   ISUCK

      old dude you’re the worst

      Aug 17, 2009 at 2:20 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   TheOldSchool

      Scribbles,

      You can call it that if you like, but I’ll stick with “just another one of my typical fuck-ups.”

      Aug 17, 2009 at 2:22 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   TheOldSchool

      Isuck, thanks for the sunny sentiment.

      Aug 17, 2009 at 2:24 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   anglophile bang

    If Chelsea’s dad is anything like mine, he won’t appreciate the further damage of grafitti.

    But maybe Chelsea’s dad doesn’t love his car more than his daughter….

    Aug 16, 2009 at 8:16 pm   rating: 31  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Kelly

      Cars are never ungrateful little brats!

      (“Ungrateful little brat” is my dad’s pet name for me.)

      Aug 16, 2009 at 11:44 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Canthz_B bang

      Chelsea’s not a big fan of windshield wiper notes, I gather.

      Aug 17, 2009 at 12:24 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   Rowdy bang

      She had no choice! Poor Chelsea wrote this final message in her death throws whilst she was crushed underneath her fathers truck.

      Her Dad, however, also had no choice but to run her over after seeing all those fucking stars on his sign.

      Aug 17, 2009 at 8:04 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   zenvelo

    I’d have thought Chelsea wouldn’t still be driving one of Bill and Hillary’s cars….

    Aug 16, 2009 at 8:16 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Canthz_B bang

      Then the Secret Service would have been making apologies! LOL
      More likely that one of Bush’s drunken spawn would wreck a car though. :mrgreen:

      Aug 17, 2009 at 12:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   notolaf

    My dad had a green Vega with these little panels that went all around the bottom. I knocked them off one by one over the course of about six months and, instead of troubling him with their loss, thoughtfully disposed of the evidence. He never said anything…

    Aug 16, 2009 at 9:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      My oldest Daughter conned her daddy into taking the minivan to the next door neighbors. She tapped one of the cement pillars at the driveway and broke the plastic bumper. She reattached it using masking tape. It fell off later when I used the van and it took me 20 minutes to get them to tell me what had happened…Yep, Daddy was helping her to cover it up…

      Aug 18, 2009 at 10:12 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   leftfoot

    With all of the evidence, I don’t understand why people can’t just accept the fact I’m happy that I’m barren.

    Aug 16, 2009 at 9:02 pm   rating: 46  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   triple-a

      Lucky you. I’m fertile and hating every second of it. :/

      Aug 17, 2009 at 11:45 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Flaboy2425

    Well, notolaf, losing the panels was probably an improvement. My daughter’s Vega wouldn’t idle at a stop light with the A/C running. Dad was probably amazed at the increased power he had after the weight of the panels was gone.

    Aug 16, 2009 at 9:28 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Pollyjenna

      Gigglebrax fail.

      Aug 16, 2009 at 11:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Canthz_B bang

      Her Vega had A/C? Mine was an oven!
      But on the brighter side, I could pop the hood and start that puppy with a screwdriver!

      Aug 17, 2009 at 12:30 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   harmonicpies

    I love it when nepotism backfires.

    Aug 16, 2009 at 10:04 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   omchelsea

    Oh ye gods, I’ve been busted (lol)

    Aug 16, 2009 at 10:37 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Canthz_B bang

    Looks like someone got a star stencil for their birthday.

    Aug 17, 2009 at 12:46 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   GK bang

    “My smiley has no nose.”

    “Really? How does he smell?”

    “Do you know, I don’t believe the question was ever satisfactorily resolved?”

    Aug 17, 2009 at 2:42 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Watchtower bang

    I like the second pic because of the effort it took to make this truely passive aggressive sign.

    Aug 17, 2009 at 6:35 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Reminds me of my oldest boy…Would go out of his way and expend twice the energy rather than do a chore…

      Aug 18, 2009 at 3:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   triple-a

    So not only does Chelsea’s dad have a big ol dent to fix, he now has to find a way to get rid of that writing. (What is that? Permanent marker? Crayon? Tears of shame shed directly from Chelsea’s black heart?) Way to be Chelsea. But what else can you expect from somebody who thinks it’s appropriate to end a sentence with a comma? I bet she thought Old Dad would just get rid of the old car and get her a new one now that it’s doubly crapped up. Unless Dad is one of those types who goes through cars like pairs of underwear, you have to make sure the car is totaled before you get a new one. *sigh* You’ve got a lot to learn, Chelsea. *shakes head*

    Aug 17, 2009 at 11:56 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   eyehearta2

      Jeez, I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess those panels would have had to be re-painted weather or not somebody wrote on them.

      Aug 17, 2009 at 2:15 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Wordtinker doesnt smith bang

      Old Dad knows he can just trace over the permanent marker with a dry erase marker and the writing will just wipe off – but he’s waiting so that all the fellow parents in the area have the opportunity to offer their condolences.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 11:52 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   triple-a

    I suppose it’s good to see that I’m not the only one who’s tempted to use emoticons in meatspace. However, I don’t actually go through with those desires.

    Aug 17, 2009 at 11:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Canaduck

      …it’s just a happy face, though. If it were an emoticon it would have been sideways.

      Aug 18, 2009 at 2:06 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   triple-a

      I was talking about the second sign, where the kid used the :P emoticon that is in fact sideways.

      Aug 18, 2009 at 11:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   mamason bang

    What I overheard when I came to at the hospital after a car accident.

    Police officer: Mr. L..? This is officer so and so. I’m with your daughter at the hospital… excuse me sir? Yes sir, the car is totaled… yes, it’s been towed. You can see the car in the morning sir, there’s nothing you can do for it now. Yes, sir… I can give you the location of the car. Yes sir, it’s at blah blah blah such and such place. In case you’re wondering sir, your daughter will be fine. Excuse me? Yes sir. I’ll give her a ride home when she’s released.

    Aug 17, 2009 at 12:10 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   TheOldSchool

      “Mr L.”

      That sounds like a made-up name to me.

      The location of the car sounds possibly like a faked address, as well. (I’ll give google maps a spin to verify my suspicions.)

      Aug 17, 2009 at 2:30 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   mamason bang

      … but, “officer so and so” has an air of believablility? ;-)

      Aug 17, 2009 at 7:29 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   TheOldSchool

      Obviously, I quite naturally assumed he was one of those two-headed, conjoined-twin cops that I see riding Segways on the sidewalks of Seattle all the time.

      It now appears that the officer had some sort of amnesia, and then cleverly made up a plausible-sounding name.

      Aug 17, 2009 at 8:19 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   FredGarvin

    Death throws?

    Aug 17, 2009 at 7:06 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   ohyeeeeah

    This post does not have anything to do with the original post.

    I just want to acknowledge the fact that every time anyone of you guys presses the “Thumb Up”-button for this post, you will irritate a few hundred nerds who longs for that “Thumbs down”-button”.

    Just saying. Since I don’t really think there are people out there, who likes to irritate people just for the hell of it.

    Aug 17, 2009 at 8:10 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   oi

      kudos , You clever sun of a berry.

      Aug 17, 2009 at 8:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   C.S. Harmonikah

    This is why i am trying not to breed.
    I believe both of the instances demand the “brick to the face” method of parenting.

    Aug 19, 2009 at 2:43 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   just sayin

    dear oh yeeeeah, i love to irritate people just for the hell of it. its fun to watch their faces get all red and then watch them either walk away or start yelling at you like sum moron yelling at sum innocent bi-standard walking on the street

    Sep 15, 2009 at 4:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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