K, so, we’ve all seen a million notes like this…
(Check out that sad little orphan S!)
…but it actually takes a real mother to poke a hole in that logic.
related: Your mother doesn’t work here. Or here. Or here.
Yeah, so your mom does live here. Point being?
August 20th, 2009 · 110 comments
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#1
leftfoot
I’m sad there’s no gun clip art on the “or die” note. I really am.
Aug 20, 2009 at 9:10 pm rating: 4
#2
Halley
do people just have no pride in their PA signs anymore? Seriously, I would have adjusted the font for at least 15 minutes. Can’t have an orphan “S” or a maid screwing up the spacing.
Aug 20, 2009 at 9:12 pm rating: 7
#3
becstar
I was at my friend’s house last weekend and her husband has posted a similar note to get their teenagers into line. But his is typed. And LAMINATED. Soooo Passive Aggressive!
Aug 20, 2009 at 9:18 pm rating: 2
#4
FilthyGrandeur
finally that last one says what all moms have been thinking for ages!!
Aug 20, 2009 at 9:22 pm rating: 5
#5
Rocio
oh, how I miss my mom…
Aug 20, 2009 at 9:23 pm rating: 1
#6
Britchick
Haha! Love it. This website makes me smile every day
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Aug 20, 2009 at 9:25 pm rating: 1
#7
Bella
gee, you’d think people are such clean freaks! a type A personality who will die quicker than the rest of us messer uppers!
Aug 20, 2009 at 9:25 pm rating: 1
#8
Bella
I love this comment section widget! I’m such the blog geek!
Aug 20, 2009 at 9:26 pm rating: 2
#9
LuvThisSite
I read the third one as “You’re Momma. Don’t work here”. How considerate!
Aug 20, 2009 at 9:32 pm rating: 9
#10
aaa
Of course, these notes beg the question of which losers actually rely on their mothers to clean up after them.
Aug 20, 2009 at 9:54 pm rating: 4
#11
70sfan
That maid has the Carol Burnett theme going through my head. Someone get the author of the “or die” note to kill the author of the Carol Burnett note.
Aug 20, 2009 at 9:57 pm rating: 1
#12
comment
“You’re momma don’t work here”
“You are momma don’t work here”
Don’t they think before they pen?
Back in high school a teacher gave me shit for a cluttered locker. She pulled the “Yo Mama” shit on me. I told her I found it offensive because I don’t have a mother and started crying. Of course I have a mother. A mother who practically wiped my ass if called to do so. That wasn’t the point. When people pull the “Your Mother Doesn’t Live Here” shit they should be prepared.
Aug 20, 2009 at 10:43 pm rating: 6
#13
bean
It’s amazing how something as basic as cleaning leads to such disharmony.
Aug 20, 2009 at 10:57 pm rating: 0
#14
Julia
I think a “Seriously!?” sign is in order, pointing directly at that S. That single S is JUST as offensive as – if not more than – the dog poop on the floor of that one stairwell.
Aug 20, 2009 at 11:26 pm rating: 1
#15
Canthz_B
Boy, to hear these people tell it, we’re living in a 1950′s television show.
Except for the last one, that is. That mom clearly stays on duty in the kitchen at all times.
Aug 21, 2009 at 12:29 am rating: 3
#16
Canthz_B
My mom’s idea of cleaning up after my brother and me was to sweep all the crap we’d shoved under our beds into a giant pile in the middle of our room while we were away at Sunday School.
We’d get home, change out of our suits, and go about shoving things back under the beds or onto the closet floor.
I miss those days…I’m afraid to look under the bed now that my mother doesn’t work here.
Aug 21, 2009 at 12:36 am rating: 1
#17
Canthz_B
“Your mother is NOT here.
Please clean the bow-legged maid up after yourself.”
Must be the “downstairs” maid!
And why should he take responsibility for washing them both?
Not that that’s a bad thing…
Aug 21, 2009 at 12:43 am rating: 1
#18
Julia
I’m quite glad my mother doesn’t work here. You can’t get her to shut up, let alone clean up.
Aug 21, 2009 at 12:45 am rating: 2
#19
meh
“You’re Momma. Don’t work here”
“Woah. Woah. Woah. Back that one by me again, microwave. Are you telling me that I have been turned into a female, have had an immaculate conception, am now mothering the second coming, and am now fired because of it?”
“Yes, Yes I am.”
“You’re an asshole, microwave, and you had better hope God can pay child support, or I’m coming back with my lawyer.”
Aug 21, 2009 at 2:59 am rating: 9
#20
Canthz_B
Do their ants charge so much that they need their kids to take dishes to the kitchen, rinse them and put them in the dishwasher?
My ants are dirt cheap compared to what that Romanian girl wanted!
Hell, all they ask for is dirt, and that’s cheap!!
Aug 21, 2009 at 3:27 am rating: 0
#21
Elana
My mother always said she wasn’t my maid and to pick up after myself.
Aug 21, 2009 at 5:31 am rating: 0
#22
Watchtower
The fourth note has the clip art of the maid (or a harlot dressed up as a maid). Does this clip-art refer to the word “mother”, “clean” or “yourself”?
Plus, this clip-maid is extremely bow-legged. Explaination?
Aug 21, 2009 at 7:57 am rating: 0
#23
jim
Notes like this make me sad. Do people’s mom’s usually clean up after them? My mom is lazy, so we had cleaning ladies. They got cleaning stuff in my fish tank and killed all my fish when I was 13. Maybe that’s what that first note is about.
Aug 21, 2009 at 8:22 am rating: 1
#24
Erin
I long for the day someone posts a note like this at my husband’s office, as his mom actually DOES work there. I would clap my hands with glee.
This, of course, does not mean his mom cleans up after him at work, as she doesn’t, but… I still want to see it.
Aug 21, 2009 at 8:40 am rating: 0
#25
anglophile
There seem to be a lot of clueless mothers out there. Everyone knows children are the best source of slave labor. If they don’t like doing the household chores, they can go to bed without supper.
Aug 21, 2009 at 9:35 am rating: 8
#26
T imo®
Your mom is here and that is her foot up your lazy slob ass!
Aug 21, 2009 at 10:48 am rating: 0
#27
Neeners
My mom used to threaten to kill me all the time if I didn’t do what she wanted. Isn’t that normal?
Aug 21, 2009 at 11:27 am rating: 1
#28
oi
We are not your mothers.
how many mothers I am suppose to have anyway?
Aug 21, 2009 at 11:29 am rating: 1
#29
C.S. Harmonikah
Is that note calling my mother a bowlegged black french maid?
That sheet of paper and I may be coming to fisticuffs.
Aug 21, 2009 at 11:48 am rating: 8
#30
BrookeDiz
“We don’t need ants.”
Lady, them’s fightin’ words to our friends at the Anti-defamation League.
Aug 21, 2009 at 3:08 pm rating: 1
#31
oi
YES!
I am allowed to make a mess if I don’t use that microwave.
~I am not momma.
yet.
can I work over there?
Aug 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm rating: 3
#32
hi
I understand you’re approaching 30 but this is nothing to be ashamed of.
Just wipe up after you. Okay?
How’s that for passive aggressive? And that. And that. And that. And that….shit
Aug 21, 2009 at 4:47 pm rating: 0
#33
pigeon
Wow, not a single funny or amusing comment. Lame.
Aug 21, 2009 at 5:57 pm rating: 1
#34
Watchtower
I’m amazed that these notes don’t spiral into a myriad of mother jokes as a retort.
Aug 22, 2009 at 8:24 am rating: 0
#35
Canthz_B
Ever notice how fathers are never accused of ever having cleaned up after anyone…including themselve s?
Strategy, ladies…strategy!
Aug 23, 2009 at 1:38 am rating: 0
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