Yeah, so your mom does live here. Point being?

August 20th, 2009 · 110 comments

K, so, we’ve all seen a million notes like this…

sad little orphans

(Check out that sad little orphan S!)
 mom?

 "you're mom!"

 your mother = a french maid?

…but it actually takes a real mother to poke a hole in that logic.
yeah, so your mom does live here. point being?

related: Your mother doesn’t work here. Or here. Or here.

FILED UNDER: Moms & Dads · p.s. · signed with love · smiley · Your mother doesn't... · your/you're


110 responses so far ↓

  • #1   leftfoot

    I’m sad there’s no gun clip art on the “or die” note. I really am.

    Aug 20, 2009 at 9:10 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Halley

    do people just have no pride in their PA signs anymore? Seriously, I would have adjusted the font for at least 15 minutes. Can’t have an orphan “S” or a maid screwing up the spacing.

    Aug 20, 2009 at 9:12 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   ClearlyDemented

      Of course, they could have also solved the problem by just changing ‘yourselves’ to ‘yourself’. That’s beyond lazy. It’s damn near sinful.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 12:00 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   meh

      Yeah, but then it takes away from the martyrdom of it all (maybe the death threat makes it zealotry). If I want people to pay attention to my notes, I do battle with a horde of lazy, revolting, filth spewing pig deamons, not just one harmless slob. Makes people take me much more seriously.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 2:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   becstar

    I was at my friend’s house last weekend and her husband has posted a similar note to get their teenagers into line. But his is typed. And LAMINATED. Soooo Passive Aggressive!

    Aug 20, 2009 at 9:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   meh

      Well then get the damn camera fired up. Have you learned nothing?

      Aug 21, 2009 at 2:43 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   FilthyGrandeur

    finally that last one says what all moms have been thinking for ages!!

    Aug 20, 2009 at 9:22 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   cheeky

      Perhaps, but thinking it just doesn’t matter, y0u see.

      You can’t take a picture of a thought and post it on the internet for all the world to ridicule.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 5:00 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Rocio

    oh, how I miss my mom…

    Aug 20, 2009 at 9:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Snippy

      Me, too! Whew, she was a demon in the sack! :twisted:

      Aug 21, 2009 at 12:12 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Britchick

    Haha! Love it. This website makes me smile every day :o)

    Aug 20, 2009 at 9:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   TheOldSchool bang

      The only note my mom ever left for us was:

      “You kids bring that torso back to where you found it.”

      She repeatedly wrote that same note every single day for over 15 years. (During her prison stints, the notes came in the form of postcards.)

      She was nothing if not dogged.

      The appeals process running its course coincided with her early demise. (Apparently, she sat down a chair that had been inadvertently electrified.)

      Aug 21, 2009 at 6:38 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Bella

    gee, you’d think people are such clean freaks! a type A personality who will die quicker than the rest of us messer uppers!

    Aug 20, 2009 at 9:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   ClearlyDemented

      The last note was clearly not written by a Type A.

      Exhibit A: No neat freak would just rip a page out of a notebook like that; those frayed edges could cause a panic attack.

      Exhbit B: The eighth commandment of Type A’s – Thou shalt not mix capital and lowercase letters except where necessitated by the rules of grammar.

      Exhibit C: No proper salutation, such as ‘Attention Slacker’.

      Nope, I think this lady just really doesn’t want ants in her house. And I think if the kid’s old enough to be an uncle, he should be able to rinse off a dish. And don’t give me any of that “I was an uncle when I was three” crap. That’s just unAmerican.

      Aug 20, 2009 at 9:46 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   A

      Even if the kid is three, that’s old enough to clean up after himself.

      I would be on the mother’s side here, but on the other hand, it would appear the parents didn’t do a good enough job of training when the kid was young. The whole idea is that you spend several unpleasant years putting in more work than it takes to do it yourself, and at the end of that you have a decent human being. And if not, you kick him/her out of the house.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 3:55 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   oi!

      but mama says cleaning up is for sissies!

      Aug 21, 2009 at 11:23 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   Neeners

      What happens if your mom is the slob? I was the obsessive clean freak. My mom could leave the garbage for days on end and dirty dishes for weeks. Dumb analogy. Not all moms give a rip about cleanliness.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 11:30 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   Clumber

      7.1 ClearlyDemented - I think it is likely that the card reading Uncle is one of several greeting cards that Mom left her SlobChild to have him/her sign for various relatives’ upcoming milestones. “Please sign these for your Uncle Paul’s birthday, your cousin Sid’s divorce, and the mail carrier’s cat had cancer surgery, so please sign the get well card and PLEASE no cursing like last time…”

      Thanks Mom!

      Aug 24, 2009 at 5:38 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Bella

    I love this comment section widget! I’m such the blog geek!

    Aug 20, 2009 at 9:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   GK bang

      Guys! I’m posting in a comment thread!! Watch me gooooo!!!

      Aug 21, 2009 at 7:12 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Snippy

      Ooooh, lookit! I made werds on the compooter skreen!!

      Aug 21, 2009 at 12:14 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Geek Goddess

      Just to be different, I am not going to post. Watch me . . . oh.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 7:05 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   MAMARILLA2 bang

      I like posting Eddie.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 10:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   LuvThisSite

    I read the third one as “You’re Momma. Don’t work here”. How considerate!

    Aug 20, 2009 at 9:32 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Flaboy2425

      I don’t work here.
      You don’t work here.
      He, she, or it doesn’t work here.

      Do the writers of these notes ever get past third grade?

      Aug 20, 2009 at 10:11 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   bean

      The really sad part is that most have them have degrees.

      Aug 20, 2009 at 11:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   Maas

      9.1, I’m pretty sure the “don’t” rather than “doesn’t” was for folksiness (given the “momma”). The “you’re” rather than “your”, however, was pure illiteracy.

      Your mother doesn’t proof read here.

      Aug 20, 2009 at 11:37 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   Neeners

      loving the ‘folksiness’
      I love to make up new words myself

      Aug 21, 2009 at 11:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   aaa bang

    Of course, these notes beg the question of which losers actually rely on their mothers to clean up after them.

    Aug 20, 2009 at 9:54 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   70sfan

    That maid has the Carol Burnett theme going through my head. Someone get the author of the “or die” note to kill the author of the Carol Burnett note.

    Aug 20, 2009 at 9:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   comment

    “You’re momma don’t work here”
    “You are momma don’t work here”
    Don’t they think before they pen?

    Back in high school a teacher gave me shit for a cluttered locker. She pulled the “Yo Mama” shit on me. I told her I found it offensive because I don’t have a mother and started crying. Of course I have a mother. A mother who practically wiped my ass if called to do so. That wasn’t the point. When people pull the “Your Mother Doesn’t Live Here” shit they should be prepared.

    Aug 20, 2009 at 10:43 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   meh

      No crying necessary. A simple “I know. She died when I was three” will suffice.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 2:51 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   TP

      My reply would have been, “Then you trying to bring yo’ momma back from the dead by leaving a stinkin’ mess everywhere? Stop yo’ cryin’ and clean this shit up!”

      Aug 21, 2009 at 3:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   bean

    It’s amazing how something as basic as cleaning leads to such disharmony.

    Aug 20, 2009 at 10:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Mango

      Or rather, dish-harmony…

      Aug 23, 2009 at 3:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Julia

    I think a “Seriously!?” sign is in order, pointing directly at that S. That single S is JUST as offensive as – if not more than – the dog poop on the floor of that one stairwell.

    Aug 20, 2009 at 11:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Canthz_B bang

      Everyone has a sloppy inner-Elvis!

      Psychologists say “yourselve S” for legal reasons.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 12:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   HappyNat

      Maybe the person who wrote the note is waiting for their mother to clean up the lone “s”.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 3:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Canthz_B bang

    Boy, to hear these people tell it, we’re living in a 1950′s television show.

    Except for the last one, that is. That mom clearly stays on duty in the kitchen at all times.

    Aug 21, 2009 at 12:29 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   meh

      Eyy Richie, this place gets pretty dirty sometimes, you know, and your mom isn’t around to clean it up, so you gotta don’t be a nerd and clean it up. Eeyyyyy!

      Aug 21, 2009 at 3:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Canthz_B bang

      LOL Happy Days was a 70′s show about the 50′s.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 1:26 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   meh

      Yeah, but I don’t know any 50′s shows…

      Aug 22, 2009 at 9:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.4   Canthz_B bang

      I was thinking of Leave It To Beaver when I wrote the comment…but Father Knows Best would work well too.
      As would I Love Lucy, after Little Ricky was born, of course.
      Dennis’ mom didn’t work either. He was too much of a menace to be left with a sitter!

      The 1960′s gave us the single parent family…The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, Family Affair, The Courtship of Eddie’s Father, Julia, My Three Sons, etc.
      One thing these shows had in common was there was no divorce. They were all widows or widowers. And they all had housekeepers, except Julia.
      Too many people still had Black domestics for Julia to have a domestic. Besides, Eddie’s father had an Asian, Julia couldn’t have a White, and Hispanics were still basically nonexistent on TV back then, and the Martian thing had been done already!! LOL

      Although, the 50′s did have Bachelor Father.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 12:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.5   meh

      I suppose I’m a little too young to know the mannerisms of the characters of the popular 50′s shows, but I think i did okay with the resources availiable to me. I suppose i could have done a I love Lucy reference, but I always imagined Ricky slapping the ever loving shit out of Lucy after her adorable mishaps, so that would have become very black in a heartbeat…

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.6   Canthz_B bang

      Back then he’d have been within his marital rights! LOL

      Some spouses today deserve a good right cross…men and women both!! ROTFL

      Aug 23, 2009 at 2:03 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.7   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Mrs.Cleaver never gave the Mr a reason to adjust her behavior…house was always clean and dinner was on time. The only time she contradicted him was when he was going to kill the kid for doing something really stupid.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 10:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.8   Canthz_B bang

      Not so sure about that…Eddie Haskell was the first TV character to express MILF thoughts.

      Who knows what may have happened off-camera! LOL

      Aug 23, 2009 at 11:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.9   MAMARILLA2 bang

      What Mr. doesn’t see won’t hurt him…That’s why she was always sending the boys on errands..

      Aug 23, 2009 at 12:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.10   Canthz_B bang

      “Boys, go to the grocer…Eddie, stay here with me…and call me June.”

      (Cut to the boys walking to the grocer)

      Wally, should we leave mom alone with Eddie? He’s one horny bastard!

      Sure Beave, Wally’s a good egg.

      I dunno, Wally…seems to me Eddie’s after mom’s good eggs!

      (canned laughter)

      Besides, Beave, Eddie’s all talk and no action, he’d punk out.

      I know that, Wally. It’s mom I’m worried about.
      Rumor has it that mom’s a daytime whore and that dad can’t afford this life-style.
      I’m a bastard child, and that’s why they call me “The Beaver”, mom’s call-girl handle.

      Well, Beave, you don’t look a shit like dad…

      Aug 23, 2009 at 12:11 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.11   MAMARILLA2 bang

      “Oh, Ward.. Eddie was just helping me hang some drapes…”

      Aug 23, 2009 at 12:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.12   TheOldSchool bang

      “Marvelous, June. We all know that you like them well-hung.”

      Aug 23, 2009 at 12:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.13   TheOldSchool bang

      “Well, I’ll leave you two alone. I’m off to snoop around for young Beaver.”

      Aug 23, 2009 at 12:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.14   MAMARILLA2 bang

      “Ward , weren’t you a little hard on the Beaver?”

      Aug 23, 2009 at 12:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.15   Canthz_B bang

      “I haven’t hit your precious little Beaver hard in quite some time, June…I needed to let off some steam.
      Now stop reading that new Cosmopolitan Magazine and be a good wife!”

      Aug 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.16   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Would you like me to wear the pearl necklace?

      Aug 23, 2009 at 12:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.17   Canthz_B bang

      Yes, and only the pearls, June.

      We can do the asphyxiation thing!

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.18   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Ward, you’re so kind and loving…thinking of me like that…Just don’t forget I still have to make cookies for the PTA tonight.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.19   Canthz_B bang

      Oh, about the PTA, no matter what Mrs. Driscoll tells you, nothing happened between us!

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.20   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Ward, darling, I knew that you have been hitting that for a month now…don’t let it worry you. You will always get your dinner on time.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Canthz_B bang

    My mom’s idea of cleaning up after my brother and me was to sweep all the crap we’d shoved under our beds into a giant pile in the middle of our room while we were away at Sunday School.

    We’d get home, change out of our suits, and go about shoving things back under the beds or onto the closet floor.

    I miss those days…I’m afraid to look under the bed now that my mother doesn’t work here.

    Aug 21, 2009 at 12:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    “Your mother is NOT here.
    Please clean the bow-legged maid up after yourself.”

    Must be the “downstairs” maid!
    And why should he take responsibility for washing them both?

    Not that that’s a bad thing…

    Aug 21, 2009 at 12:43 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Andy

      Right this way, hot stuff…

      Aug 21, 2009 at 10:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   Neeners

      Was wondering how the clip art of the maid was an acceptable part of a sentence myself.

      When did clip art become the new alternative to using words in a sentence?

      At this point we will be de-evolving and losing the speech components in our brains which make us uniquely ‘superior’ to some life forms.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 11:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   Snippy

      Three guesses as to how she got bow-legged.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 12:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.4   TheOldSchool bang

      1. As a child she was placed on a carousel horse that was too big for her size.

      2. Her father owned an autoparts junkyard. One day, while playing “hide or be eaten” with the family pitbull, she fell into the compacting machine. She was saved by wo employees who looked like scarecrow and the cowardly lion.

      3. One cherished television show. Six words.

      “America’s Funniest High Colonics Bloopers Videos.”

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Julia

    I’m quite glad my mother doesn’t work here. You can’t get her to shut up, let alone clean up.

    Aug 21, 2009 at 12:45 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Oh, my mom will clean…and make you feel guilt going all the way back to the cruxifiction of Jesus.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   meh

    “You’re Momma. Don’t work here”

    “Woah. Woah. Woah. Back that one by me again, microwave. Are you telling me that I have been turned into a female, have had an immaculate conception, am now mothering the second coming, and am now fired because of it?”

    “Yes, Yes I am.”

    “You’re an asshole, microwave, and you had better hope God can pay child support, or I’m coming back with my lawyer.”

    Aug 21, 2009 at 2:59 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Canthz_B bang

    Do their ants charge so much that they need their kids to take dishes to the kitchen, rinse them and put them in the dishwasher?
    My ants are dirt cheap compared to what that Romanian girl wanted!

    Hell, all they ask for is dirt, and that’s cheap!!

    Aug 21, 2009 at 3:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Elana

    My mother always said she wasn’t my maid and to pick up after myself.

    Aug 21, 2009 at 5:31 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Neeners

      My mother slept all day and wanted me to go play outside, so my messes were made outside. That’s where it is safe to make a mess.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 11:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   Roxie

      My mother stopped cleaning up after me when I was 8. I would freak out if she started again.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 3:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.3   meh

      New expression:

      Does a Neeners shit in the woods?

      Aug 21, 2009 at 4:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   Watchtower bang

    The fourth note has the clip art of the maid (or a harlot dressed up as a maid). Does this clip-art refer to the word “mother”, “clean” or “yourself”?

    Plus, this clip-maid is extremely bow-legged. Explaination?

    Aug 21, 2009 at 7:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   octavius

      Allow me to explainate.

      This stereotyped dusky skinned maid is an illegal immigrant working for a wealthy employer, a well known Republican politician, who keeps her in a dark basement during the three hours she gets to rest. As a result she has developed rickets. She is smiling, however, at the thought that the pittance she is able to remit to her homeland is enough to educate her ten children and save them from a life of drugs and degradation. Unfortunately she is wrong as her feckless husband is spending every cent on drink and extremely cheap prostitutes.

      This is the sordid reality behind so much clip art today.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 11:19 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   Snippy

      All bow (your legs) to octavius!

      Aug 21, 2009 at 12:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   Watchtower

      Yes, I really wasn’t expecting anything like this. Octavius, my hat’s off to you!

      Aug 21, 2009 at 10:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   jim

    Notes like this make me sad. Do people’s mom’s usually clean up after them? My mom is lazy, so we had cleaning ladies. They got cleaning stuff in my fish tank and killed all my fish when I was 13. Maybe that’s what that first note is about.

    Aug 21, 2009 at 8:22 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Erin

    I long for the day someone posts a note like this at my husband’s office, as his mom actually DOES work there. I would clap my hands with glee.

    This, of course, does not mean his mom cleans up after him at work, as she doesn’t, but… I still want to see it.

    Aug 21, 2009 at 8:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   anglophile bang

    There seem to be a lot of clueless mothers out there. Everyone knows children are the best source of slave labor. If they don’t like doing the household chores, they can go to bed without supper.

    Aug 21, 2009 at 9:35 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   oi!

      I did not know you were friends with my mother, glo!!!!!

      Aug 21, 2009 at 11:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   T imo® bang

    Your mom is here and that is her foot up your lazy slob ass!

    Aug 21, 2009 at 10:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Mark bang

      Are you sure that’s her foot? :shock:

      Aug 21, 2009 at 11:02 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   C.S. Harmonikah

      thats what your mom said

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Neeners

    My mom used to threaten to kill me all the time if I didn’t do what she wanted. Isn’t that normal?

    Aug 21, 2009 at 11:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   oi bang

      My mom locked me in the big dark room we had for storage, because I did not obey her or something. The switch was way up so I couldn’t turn it on. I was 6-7 years old.
      At first I got scared and screamed to open the door, then I found treasure. Screaming stopped.
      After like 10 minutes she got worried, so she opened the door and I was there among antic bronze/copper utensils and some random stuff, playing.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 11:33 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.2   Neeners

      First, I am sorry that sounds sad. Second, possibly counseling. Third, maybe you could become a famous writer like Dean Koontz. I read an interview on him and he said his mother was psychotic and tried to kill him all the time and also shut him in dark places or left him alone when they went on vacations. Always wondered how he came up with those bizarre but entertaining story lines. Why not capitalize on the ordeal and make something out of it?

      Aug 21, 2009 at 11:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.3   anglophile bang

      Is is just me, or did anyone else think “then I found treasure” was going to be a euphemism in this story?

      Aug 21, 2009 at 1:01 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.4   Beanster bang

      i love oi!
      and i think this story is true and should be made into a movie for W about overcoming.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 6:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.5   tinkerbell2

      A Child Called Oi. That is very sad. Serious neglect.

      Aug 24, 2009 at 8:08 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   oi bang

    We are not your mothers.
    how many mothers I am suppose to have anyway?

    Aug 21, 2009 at 11:29 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Neeners

      It is better to have many mothers than to be a mother and by that I mean a mother %$#@*$

      Aug 21, 2009 at 11:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.2   Watchtower

      Shaft was a bad mother….

      Aug 22, 2009 at 8:20 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.3   famine

      Shut your mouth!

      Aug 22, 2009 at 9:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #28.4   GK bang

      I’m just talkin’ about Mishee™!

      Aug 24, 2009 at 3:33 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   C.S. Harmonikah

    Is that note calling my mother a bowlegged black french maid?
    That sheet of paper and I may be coming to fisticuffs.

    Aug 21, 2009 at 11:48 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   anglophile bang

      This establishment caters to ladies and gentlemen of exemplary manners and deportment. Please refrain from such shenanigans on these premises.

      Aug 21, 2009 at 1:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   BrookeDiz

    “We don’t need ants.”

    Lady, them’s fightin’ words to our friends at the Anti-defamation League.

    Aug 21, 2009 at 3:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   oi bang

    YES!
    I am allowed to make a mess if I don’t use that microwave.

    ~I am not momma.
    yet.

    can I work over there?

    Aug 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   hi

    I understand you’re approaching 30 but this is nothing to be ashamed of.

    Just wipe up after you. Okay?

    How’s that for passive aggressive? And that. And that. And that. And that….shit

    Aug 21, 2009 at 4:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   pigeon

    Wow, not a single funny or amusing comment. Lame.

    Aug 21, 2009 at 5:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Watchtower

    I’m amazed that these notes don’t spiral into a myriad of mother jokes as a retort.

    Aug 22, 2009 at 8:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   Neeners

      Like ‘yo mama jokes’ ?? I’ll start –
      Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

      Aug 22, 2009 at 6:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.2   Watchtower

      Your mom’s so fat she takes up two Myspace accounts, and her top 8 are all sandwiches.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 12:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.3   meh

      Your mother is extremely unscrupulous in her initiative, even to the extent of her not beginning to write her thesis until two weeks before the deadline, although she had finished her research months ago.

      Aug 23, 2009 at 1:57 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   Canthz_B bang

    Ever notice how fathers are never accused of ever having cleaned up after anyone…including themselve s?

    Strategy, ladies…strategy!

    Aug 23, 2009 at 1:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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