Comments on: Facebook: a place for navel-gazing narcissists

By: It’s my pity party, and I’ll whine if I want to

It’s my pity party, and I’ll whine if I want to — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 02:28:33 +0000

[...] I received 25 bday wishes out of 473 Facebook friends. [...]

By: RebelKnightCSA

RebelKnightCSA — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:09:48 +0000

@Woman on the Verge

Friggin’ A, right there. Would YOU wish this douchenozzle a Happy Birthday?

By: Ever wonder why Facebook doesn’t come with a “dislike” button?

Ever wonder why Facebook doesn’t come with a “dislike” button? — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:31:14 +0000

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By: Ever wonder why Facebook doesn’t come with a “dislike” button?

Ever wonder why Facebook doesn’t come with a “dislike” button? — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:31:14 +0000

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By: lily

lily — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:47:22 +0000

Facebook has a way of getting you down if people don't respond or say happy birthday. But it is o addictive. My best friend is going abroad for her birthday so I will find it hard to get a feel card out to her. I have decided to send her a birthday greeting card online , at least I know it will definitely get to her.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:42:48 +0000

My thoughts EXACTLY. I’d be curious to see how many friends dumped him after that douchetastic status.

By: elle

elle — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:45:10 +0000

People send you brithday greetings?

By: elle

elle — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:43:50 +0000

I’m guessing birthday girl was immediately unfriended by a sh!tload of “friends.”

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:55:12 +0000

I’d like a hummer too, Neeners.

By: C.S. Harmonikah

C.S. Harmonikah — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:30:49 +0000

and i just read #22
so now Eric bummed me out.

By: C.S. Harmonikah

C.S. Harmonikah — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:42:50 +0000

I feel guilty for doing this but i got curious and
my birthday was earlier in the month.

I looked back and I have about 120 fb friends, and received 15-20 birthday wishes. So 11% seems about average.

Having done that, i feel like worse of a person now.

By: C.S. Harmonikah

C.S. Harmonikah — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:37:31 +0000

11%
I’m betting he’s one of the people that posts on fb every 10 mins and all of his “friends” have blocked him.

By: C.S. Harmonikah

C.S. Harmonikah — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:21:44 +0000

John, how many of your half a thousand friends do you actually know, you needy whiny bitch.

I have less than 100 facebook friends, and i only am in contact with about 20 people. President Obama is my online friend but i dont think he’s going to wish me a happy birthday.

By: SHARKFAN

SHARKFAN — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:16:49 +0000

Oh, wow. I think ‘douche canoe’ is my new favorite insult. Thank you! I can’t wait to use it. ☺