Your vest smells like beaver mustard

August 31st, 2009 · 112 comments

Today’s post is dedicated to the dirty minds in the department of double entendres. (Hey there, commenters!)

The first note, as spotted by Dana in San Francisco, needs no further introduction.

Who absconded with my beaver mustard?!!

Next up: Michelle in Orlando says this note was posted on the employee mailboxes at the theme park where she works. “Our uniforms include a vest made of wool,” Michelle explains, “and when the vests get wet they smell (fittingly) like wet animal.”

Dear Thief, Thank you for taking my umbrella!

related: covering all the bases

FILED UNDER: double-entendre alert · heart · office · p.s. · sad face · smiley · stealing · thanks (but not really)


112 responses so far ↓

  • #1   not gen anything

    I’m guessing Katie smells like wet animal.

    Aug 31, 2009 at 9:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   itdb

      But does she smell like a wet beaver?

      Sep 1, 2009 at 4:30 am   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   T imo® bang

      The Katie I know ………wet beaver……..fuck you like an animal.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 3:04 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Heavenly

    Beaver mustard is disgusting. It’s the worst mustard ever. And I love mustard.

    Aug 31, 2009 at 10:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   The Beaver Pope

      Heresy!

      Aug 31, 2009 at 11:29 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Taubin bang

      I’ve never even heard of beaver mustard.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 10:02 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   TheOldSchool bang

      While it may be amusing to joke around about this, I think that what many of you are failing to grasp is that mustard is, according to food and drug experts, a notorious “gateway condiment.”

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:41 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.4   T imo® bang

      The practice of making beaver mustard is cruel and must be stopped. Each year hundreds of innocent beavers are live trapped and their glands forcibly expressed. The “beaver extract” can then be processed into “beaver mustard”, just so gourmands like this hipster ho can have her orgasmic sandwich.
      Her mustard was absconded with by the Beaver Liberation Front!

      Sep 1, 2009 at 3:11 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.5   Watchtower

      When these beavers are trapped, are they suspended in a cage (with go-go music) for all to see?

      Sep 1, 2009 at 8:40 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.6   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Will these beavers be poked and prodded with rods?

      Sep 2, 2009 at 12:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.7   Vive la Révolution!

      Team BLF!!!

      Dec 6, 2009 at 10:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   aaa bang

    Katie hits the nail on the head in her postscript, so why bother to write the long-ass note?

    Never mind. I’ve been here long enough to know better than to ask that question.

    Aug 31, 2009 at 10:06 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   aaa bang

    Beaver mustard looks lame and probably overpriced.

    http://www.beavertonfoods.com/beaver.php

    Aug 31, 2009 at 10:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Thanks!

      Look at the old lady…she kinda looks like she ate some mustard before that pic.

      Aug 31, 2009 at 10:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   aaa bang

      She’s what the mustard is made out of.

      Aug 31, 2009 at 10:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Feh!

      Lies. Beaver Mustard is both delicious and reasonably priced. It’s sweet and has a bite to it which makes it great for sandwiches, and it has a name that makes me giggle immaturely.

      Aug 31, 2009 at 10:26 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Neeners

      Beaver horseradish is pretty good too.

      Aug 31, 2009 at 10:38 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   aaa bang

      No lies! I saw them grinding up Grandma when I was stalking a PETA sting. They thought that there were real beavers in the mustard and clumsily went undercover to film the carnage. When they found out it was just humans, they quickly lost interest and freed some goldfish into the wild.

      Aug 31, 2009 at 10:48 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.6   anglophile bang

      I remain unconvinced of its superiority. I notice they do not offer a Dusseldorf variety which tells me they are not serious about mustard.

      Aug 31, 2009 at 10:56 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.7   Tía Hillary

      You didn’t scroll down far enough, “dusseldorf mustard” is “available (not pictured)”.
      And Beaver mustard is good stuff. I think you can still tour the factory (though I’ve lived here in Beaverton for over 15 years and still haven’t done so!)
      Go spread some spicy Beaver on your next Reuben!

      Aug 31, 2009 at 11:20 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.8   Snayl bang

      cranberry mustard? some things just shouldn’t be.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.9   T imo® bang

      Ooooh I just love spicy beaver!
      *giggle*

      Sep 1, 2009 at 3:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.10   Neeners

      4.7-I’d have to get to know Reuben a little better first. Make sure he’s not a Beaver troller.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 4:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Thanks!

    Your beaver smells like vest mustard!

    Aug 31, 2009 at 10:10 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   mamason bang

      I guess that’s better than your mustard smelling like beaver…

      Sep 1, 2009 at 5:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   50FtQueenie

    I feel for the Beaver; I’m a fan of Beaver Mustard as well. (Geez, there’s no way to discuss this topic without sounding dirty. Oh well…)

    Aug 31, 2009 at 10:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   adnoxious

    make the vest out of beavers… Mr. Burns style. totally waterproof.

    See my vest! See my vest!

    adnoxious.blogspot.com

    Aug 31, 2009 at 10:21 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Joe

    Why the fuck is there an accent over that ‘V’ in the first note?

    Aug 31, 2009 at 10:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Beanster

      it’s an angry/sad face.

      Aug 31, 2009 at 10:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Feh!

      Looks like it was a badly written attempt at an apostrophe.

      Aug 31, 2009 at 10:29 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Wade bang

      She couldn’t decide if the contraction was “you have” or “youv hae”.

      Aug 31, 2009 at 10:30 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   JetJackson

      Why are we assuming it was a she?

      In my experience it’s normally the guy that eats the beaver mustard?

      While we are on the double entendres… is it not possible that this is a note from a jilted lover? Beaver mustard is a perfectly acceptable pet name and no ‘sandwhich’ is the same without your precious ‘Beaver mustard’.

      Aug 31, 2009 at 11:02 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   Canthz_B bang

      Would that be the “sandwhich” caused the beaver mustard in the first place?
      I’m confuzzled! LOL

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.6   T imo® bang

      Beaver mustard for scissor dancing?

      Sep 1, 2009 at 3:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Mel K bang

    Besides stealing her beaver mustard, what else would make her cry?

    I cannot imagine how much fun it would be to work with someone who cried over a bad sandwich. Actually, it could be a lot of fun..

    Aug 31, 2009 at 10:36 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   JetJackson

    I never had Beaver valley mustard before….

    But I have NOW!!!

    Bwah hah hah haaaa!!!

    Aug 31, 2009 at 10:40 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Neeners

    She should be happy she no longer has any beaver mustard. Most people have to see a doctor to get rid of that stuff.

    Aug 31, 2009 at 10:50 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   secondsout bang

      The beaver mayonnaise is another story.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 3:29 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Phil McAvity

    Beaver mustard: worst home remedy ever.

    Aug 31, 2009 at 10:52 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Mel K bang

      You’re not wrong! You get what you pay for with at-home kits.

      The smell will last for days and you’ll ruin a new set of towels. Then you have to go out and get a professional to correct your mistake.

      Aug 31, 2009 at 11:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Canthz_B bang

    Give a gal a jar of beaver mustard, and she can eat for a week.
    Give a gal a yeast infection, and she can make her own beaver mustard!

    Aug 31, 2009 at 11:06 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   marpolejoel bang

      Damn you! I was looking forward to making some sourdough bread tomorrow from my jar of starter…for pastrami & Beaver horseradish sandwiches…(oh crap…the door is open now)

      Sep 1, 2009 at 5:31 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Canthz_B bang

    The employee who stole the beaver mustard should be discharged immediately!

    Aug 31, 2009 at 11:10 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Laura

      ROFL/BARF

      Aug 31, 2009 at 11:19 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   MAMARILLA2 bang

      The employee who stole the beaver mustard should be made to come clean..

      Sep 2, 2009 at 1:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Canthz_B bang

    It had to be “akward” to confess that she’d bought an umbrella so cheap that it would probably break in a rain storm.
    What a dumb “bass”.

    Aug 31, 2009 at 11:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   shepp

    obligatory “that beaver mustard was fucking delicious!” comment

    Aug 31, 2009 at 11:17 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Canthz_B bang

      No, it was a fucking appetizer! :-P

      Aug 31, 2009 at 11:38 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Laura

    Where’s the double meaning in beaver mustard? I don’t see any – OHHHHHH

    EWW EWW EWW EWWWWW

    Aug 31, 2009 at 11:20 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   leftfoot

    whoever stole my wet beaver is going to smell like mustard..

    what?

    Aug 31, 2009 at 11:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Mel K bang

    What kind of theme park makes you wear a wool vest in summer time?

    The heat must be getting to her. I think that she is a very confused ‘lil beaver.

    First she thanks the thief for stealing her cheap ass umbrella and then she gets angry and wishes it to break.

    Doesn’t sound like good working conditions to me.

    Aug 31, 2009 at 11:33 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   GhostWriter bang

      A wool vest in the summer is nothing.

      When I interned at at The Holy Land Experience, my costume included an explosive vest! Apparently, each performer’s personal afterlife depends on them sticking to the dress code.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 9:22 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   Phil McAvity

    Dear Katie,
    Here’s your cheap broken umbrella back. Lucky I took it to test on a dry day — what if mine had broken in the rain and I didn’t have a functioning backup? Could you live with yourself?
    Kisses,
    The Umbrella Thief.

    Aug 31, 2009 at 11:51 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Canthz_B bang

    We all know Goofy stole the umbrella. With a nose like his, he can’t afford to have that vest of his become smelly.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 12:11 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   felix

    “if you’ve had beaver deli mustard…”

    Of course they have. They had yours, fool.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 12:45 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   hellocello

      Maybe they didn’t eat it.

      But seriously, telling people how good your condiments are isn’t exactly the best way to deter theft. The poster was asking for it.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Bayolet

    The first one is great! “I even cried, you bloody thief” LOL!

    Sep 1, 2009 at 2:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Beanster bang

      the thing is, her punctuation is off.

      it was meant to be:
      I even cried, “You Bloody Thief!”
      painting a brief vignette of the dramatic discovery of her loss. She want’s the thief to imagine her shaking her fist in the air in desperation as she cries into the wind, describing her agony to anyone in the staff room who would hear.

      I just wanted to clear up that she is NOT a crybaby.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 10:12 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Watchtower

    Katie is a trollup.
    She comes off as high and mighty during her rant, but the smiley and heart tell a different story. I think she secretly likes the idea of being smelly and humiliated in the rain and this note is just a polite way of saying thank you to the umbrella snatcher.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 8:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   hellocello

      I thought I was the only one who was into that.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   oi bang

      Exactly my thought Watchtower. You beat me to it.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   GhostWriter bang

    You’ve smelt my vest.
    Now try these socks.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 9:06 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   GhostWriter bang

    Few may realize that the odd glyph written in the 5th line of the first note, is actually a symbol for the ancient rune of Castorus Mammilia Animatorus; dead beaver resurrection.

    Clever girl- I wouldn’t be spreading any of that mustard on my sandwich.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 9:30 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   QuarterRoy00 bang

    I don’t understand why Miss Umbrella-less thinks that the thief would suddenly have 2 umbrellas. If the umbrella was the thief’s, why have another one? To protect from flying beaver mustard perhaps?

    Sep 1, 2009 at 10:05 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   Watchtower

      Maybe umbrellas are like pokemon, you gotta catch ‘em all!

      Sep 1, 2009 at 6:42 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   shwonline

    You’ll find the Beaver Mustard on the shelf next to the Pearl Jam.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 11:19 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Across the aisle from the Incense and Peppermints?

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:35 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   jaywalke

    Was the beaver mustard snatched directly from the fridge?

    Sep 1, 2009 at 11:23 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   Snayl bang

      …when nobody was twatching.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:36 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   TheOldSchool bang

      By a vagitarian, no doubt.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:43 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.3   TheOldSchool bang

      Fortunately, Poon’s Tang wasn’t penetrated.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.4   TheOldSchool bang

      Luckily, the thief muffed it, big time.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:53 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.5   TheOldSchool bang

      He’ll be caught and punished, but will he be rehabilitated? I doubt it. You can bring a camel toe water, but you can’t make it slink.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:57 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.6   TheOldSchool bang

      Simply put, this thief is a pussy.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 12:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.7   TheOldSchool bang

      That may sound harsh, but I cun not think of another way to put it (without moderation intervention).

      Sep 1, 2009 at 1:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.8   TheOldSchool bang

      “How’s the victim.” you axe? Wounded.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 1:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.9   TheOldSchool bang

      This has gashed in her psyche.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 1:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.10   TheOldSchool bang

      No. She won’t slit her wrists over it.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 1:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.11   TheOldSchool bang

      I’ll hand the case over to someone else. I’m bushed.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 1:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.12   GhostWriter bang

      Cootchie just get herself another bottle?

      Sep 1, 2009 at 2:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.13   Car RamRod

      I wonder if Beaver Mustard cums in a box?

      Sep 1, 2009 at 6:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.14   Car RamRod

      The thief probably gained access to the fridge by jimmying the trim.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 6:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.15   Watchtower

      I love dirty words. The cooter, the better!

      Sep 1, 2009 at 6:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.16   Canthz_B bang

      I think the thief was going to ask her permission, but decided not to invulva.

      He’ll confess with a sincere mea colpo!

      I suspect the Asian guy in accounting…Salping.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 8:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.17   Canthz_B bang

      Seriously though, if someone stole my beaver mustard, I’d be hyster-ical over it too.

      Unless I bought it at an oophor one sale.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 8:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   bowloftoast bang

    I understand Katie’s inclusion of the heart and smiley in her ‘akward’ note, but what is that third item to the right? A snowman’s arm?

    Sep 1, 2009 at 11:37 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   elle

    Beaver *snerk*

    Sep 1, 2009 at 11:39 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   ihatethieves

    Seriously though, what kind of shitheel do you need to be to steal from your co-workers?

    Because of this site, I am now informed that workplace thievery is rampant.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 12:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   Neeners

      We end up spending more time with our co workers than our own family unfortunately, therefore our co workers are like family, and if you can’t steal from family who can you steal from?

      Sep 1, 2009 at 4:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   mamason bang

      Your family!

      Sep 1, 2009 at 5:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   farcical aquatic ceremony

    What I want to know is: once the Beaver’s been trampin’ it up all around town, would you really want it back? I know I wouldn’t dive right into a Beaver that had been returned to me by the (morally) unclean fellow who stole it in the first place. Just sayin’.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 1:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Rachet

    All these comments and not even one “beaver mustard for my wiener”.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 2:47 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   shwonline bang

    Beaver must eat, therefore beaver mustard.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 4:17 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   mamason bang

    Beaver mustard=worst lube ever!

    Sep 1, 2009 at 5:11 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   TheOldSchool bang

      mamason,

      Kwikrete + penis + vag = something that makes Beaver mustard seem like a day at the ballpark.

      Sep 1, 2009 at 6:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #36.2   mamason bang

      I remember! Ahhhh… good times.

      Sep 2, 2009 at 2:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   Car RamRod

    The term beaver mustard reminds me of a scene from ‘Me, Myself & Irene’. “A little extra cheese on the taco? We’ve got a full-on fallopian fungus…”

    Sep 1, 2009 at 6:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   Watchtower

      …someone’s bakin’ a loaf, and I think it’s sourdough…

      Sep 1, 2009 at 6:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   Car RamRod

    Walking out of work with 2 umbrellas on a sunny day wouldn’t be nearly as awkward as exposing yourself to the entire workplace as a whiny simpleton.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 6:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   TheOldSchool bang

    “Pardon me. Do you have a grey Beaver?”

    Sep 1, 2009 at 8:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #39.1   Neeners

      All grey beavers must go into retirement or get a Brazilian!

      Sep 1, 2009 at 9:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.2   phantom phalus

      No but your granny probably does.

      Sep 3, 2009 at 5:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #40   Canthz_B bang

    I always wondered what business Theodore Cleaver got into.
    Now I know he’s in condiment production.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 8:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Evinus

    The umbrella one. so ‘effing amazing. I couldn’t stop laughing.

    Sep 1, 2009 at 11:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   kujo1185

    to all those calling Katie a cry baby or whatever,

    listen assholes I know this theme park is in FL and the rain showers usually last for several hours and they are miniature hurricanes almost with the wind and force of the storm. the walk from the employee parking to the actual work locations is about 15-20 minutes on a good day.. so no umbrella in that to sit soaking wet in your car on the way home and have your clothes smell is gross and it’s amazing that people are so righteous to say things like it’s just an umbrella.. we all know if your shit was taken that you purchased and would like to have in the future not just for work i am sure you would be pissed when its someone who works right next to you..

    Sep 3, 2009 at 12:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #42.1   Geek Goddess

      Ha Ha Ha! Funny comment!

      *takes first step and admits that she doesn’t get the joke*

      Sep 3, 2009 at 1:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #42.2   T imo® bang

      Oh yeah that is so true! Like when roomates start doing gross things like THEY are the only ones living there. Flushing condoms that don’t flush. OOOORRRR when people are breastfeeding their little mewling, whimpering, future Maury Po-bitch, satan’s spawn in a restaurant and they don’t even bother to tip me for the extra nonsense I have to put up with because of their behaviours! I have to make ends meet with the tips I make you know! Golly sakes Land O’ Goshen what is this world coming to!?!?!
      Humour, Sarcasm.
      Sarcasm, Humour.

      Sep 3, 2009 at 1:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #43   Dan

    Smells like Teen Spirit, that.

    Sep 4, 2009 at 10:28 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Emilie bang

    I am sorry, but I have to say it. Beaver ‘brand’ mustard is the best thing out there. I would be a little sad too, although it looks like she had their deli mustard which is boring.

    Problem is, it costs, like, $2.00 so GET OVER IT.

    Sep 10, 2009 at 3:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   Emilie bang

    I am sorry, but I have to say it. Beaver ‘brand’ mustard is the best thing out there. None better. If you have not experienced their mustard- made in BEAVERton, Oregon (The Beaver state), then you should. I would be a little sad too, although it looks like she had their deli mustard which is boring.

    Problem is, it costs, like, $2.00 so GET OVER IT.

    Sep 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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