Comments on: The existential crisis of a water fountain

By: Ceci n’est pas une porte | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

Ceci n’est pas une porte | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:58:07 +0000

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By: pony girl

pony girl — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:06:59 +0000

I saw a homeless woman washing her dirty panties in a drinking fountain in the hospital where I used to work.
The fountain was 3 inches from the door to the bathroom. Why she chose to do that right there in front of everyone in the admitting department in a drinking fountain instead of the bathroom sink, I do not know.

Do I really need to mention that I go nowhere near drinking fountains anymore?

By: Analogeyser

Analogeyser — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:52:48 +0000

+10 Analogy points if it referred to the One Legged Tarzan sketch by Peter Cook/Dudley Moore

By: Analogeyser

Analogeyser — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:48:16 +0000

TOS and CB, consider…

If she were Jewish, the squandered might have been The Three Cohens…

And if anyone put out stogies in her…
They were probably (Allan) Shermans’

By: Analogeyser

Analogeyser — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:35:10 +0000

Hey, TOS, you could hide the camera in one of those fake plastic deer that are available since they busted The Green Tomato.

And I think Lorelei made off with one of Carmen’s digicams when she stormed out.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 03:43:19 +0000

I was thinking the same thing mamarilla2.

He’s the type whopampers the hell out of his precious little y.i..

Hell, he probably even takes it to a snooty, overpriced currency salon for frou-frou stylings, instead of laundering it himself like the rest of us do.

Prissy creeps like him make me ejaculate in my mouth a little.

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:18:06 +0000

I’m thinking that he has an oversized vehicle or a red low slung sporty job…Maybe a really big pistol locked away in his closet, and talks about his yearly income like it lives and breathes.

By: Seanette

Seanette — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:07:47 +0000

@Wade, makes sense to me. I’ve never seen anyone who cared about something as trivial as being “first” on a thread have anything worthwhile to say to begin with.

By: Quite Contrary

Quite Contrary — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 04:14:08 +0000

QC hears all of you and acknowledges you all bring up good points.

By: Snippy

Snippy — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:49:53 +0000

Yeah, but earlier, it wasn’t.

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:59:46 +0000

QC is just a little wet behind the ears.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:03:16 +0000

Snippy,

In the wee hours of the morning, when my subconscious mind is gradually asserting its control and having its way with me, I, too, often lay in bed wondering what Cesar is like.

I picture him as having a jaunty disregard for society’s niceties and protocols. He’s abrupt and somewhat ungainly in social situations, but if others only had the time and the patience it takes to get to know him, their discovery would be akin that of when one is laying in a mummy bag, on a barren hill, as bored as one can possibly be on a cold, dull, cloudy night — when suddenly, the wind picks up, the clouds are pried apart, and the miraculous wonder of the milky way galaxy unfurls itself before you.

That’s when I realize that the drugs clearly haven’t worn off yet.

Cesar? That guy that posted first yesterday at PAN?

All I know about him is what I heard. No nutsack. Into fisting.

By: aaa

aaa — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:50:47 +0000

I got an ad for the Mormon chat thing on here, right under Kerry’s Favorites. I must say, that’s the most random ad I’ve gotten here aside from the furry convention one.

By: aaa

aaa — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:32:30 +0000

But they’re not in college currently. A lot of people are complete douche bags when they’re young and usually shape the fuck up by the time they graduate. Usually.