Comments on: And Jesus said “oh, snap!”

By: A few choice words from Mom | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

A few choice words from Mom | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 21:22:03 +0000

[...] soda as ‘the devil’s brew.’ I recently bought a little pack of the mini-cans of Diet Coke, and left one on the computer desk. After arriving home one evening, I found that my mother had [...]

By: Joe Blow

Joe Blow — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:59:09 +0000

Actually, if the office wanted to charge .50 I would pay. But if someone wanted to threaten me with the Jesus, then I would steal away.

By: Analogeyser

Analogeyser — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 02:04:07 +0000

Goldilocks and the third-strike pig (on Calvary)
{to the tune of Pancho + Lefty…or Suzanne}

And Jesus was a bandit, boys
He skulked to the water cooler
He spent a long time watching
Over his furtive Hebrew shoulder
And when he thought the coast was clear
And his thiev’ry had smooth sailin’
He said “All men will be stealers then
‘Til tea from China frees them”

But he himself was busted
Boss’s ninja-cam had Him dead to rights
Focused, lasered, nearly tasered
He called his Pharisee lawyer on the phone

By: park rose

park rose — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:42:26 +0000

I really think this was and is the greatest comment of the thread (TUM’s comment, sorry TOS). I thought it then and I think it now. Just so you know

By: park rose

park rose — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:38:11 +0000

I think that was my point, TP. Though I probably obfuscated it. We steal when we need to steal and things that will guarantee our survival, which was why I called in the hierarchy of needs. Is Diet Coke really so high in the hierarchy?
Stealing is a perception as well.
And didn’t Descartes doubt, aaa, wasn’t that his big thing (along with Thomas)?… just in case you ever come back and read this…

By: scaarykitty

scaarykitty — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:35:36 +0000

Thing is, you could follow that up with the whole “social contract” thing, where we created the concepts of boundaries and ownership to protect our own interests: if I can just take whatever I want because I need it for survival, then what’s to stop others from doing the same, and leaving me with nothing left to take? In this instance, I yoink a coke because I’m thirsty, but when others see me getting away with that, they do the same, and suddenly there’s no coke for anyone and we all die of thirst.

It’s in my interest to respect the ownership of someone else, unless I know I’m the guy with the biggest stick, and can take whatever I want when all that’s left requires effort to get, and anything I have can be taken off me by anyone stronger or smarter.

By: park rose

park rose — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:33:39 +0000

People need to read the comments more before commenting.

By: scaarykitty

scaarykitty — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:30:21 +0000

It’s Buddy Christ™.

People need to watch Dogma more.

By: Buddy Christ

Buddy Christ — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:23:26 +0000

Gesundheit.

By: flu vaccine researcher

flu vaccine researcher — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:54:06 +0000

Reading so many articles about it… To be afraid, or not?

By: MAPKET

MAPKET — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:04:25 +0000

“Спасибо”

By: TP

TP — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:41:16 +0000

In the case of Diet Coke, though, that is more like seeking death out rather than cheating it.

By: ryanmalloy

ryanmalloy — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:03:09 +0000

Most certainly it is not Jesus from The Big Lebowski. Nobody f*cks with the Jesus!

By: Maureen

Maureen — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:15:45 +0000

This is HILARIOUS!!!