Comments on: Unattended children will be shot.

By: Sure, blame it on the kids | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

Sure, blame it on the kids | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 02:32:24 +0000

[...] Unattended children will be shot. [...]

By: Unattended children will be given espresso and a free puppy | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 02:42:22 +0000

[...] Unattended children will be shot [...]

By: Wanda

Wanda — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:11:36 +0000

My father is constantly threatening to sell my brother to the Ishmaelites. Only after I started high school did I realize that not all parents do this….

By: lawl

lawl — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:15:14 +0000

They’ll come back to pave your driveway

By: Droobie08

Droobie08 — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:55:21 +0000

My mom never hit me when i was a kid, but now with the grandchildren when they act up she taps them on the butt and puts them in timeout she calls it an “Attention Getter”.

By: Droobie08

Droobie08 — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 06:32:35 +0000

Im 19 now, but when i was about 14 i volunteered at a hospital gift shop. I volunteered there for 5 years every other Saturday, and every one that came through couldn’t believe how polite i was and that i volunteered. They weren’t used to see such a young kid volunteering.

By: Kitschensyngk

Kitschensyngk — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:57:33 +0000

Interesting.

I found one in a shop at my local Renaissance Festival which said

Unattended children will be given a free pony.*

*Carnivorous.

By: Pedro Suave

Pedro Suave — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 05:02:27 +0000

What’s really funny is that just below this post was an advertisement for Child Fund: “Sponsor A Child” with a free kitteh and a shot of espresso!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 05:47:48 +0000

I think it’s hilarious when people have sweet little 7 year-old boys and don’t know their kid will be either a fashion designer or a serial killer.
I also think it’s cute when someone with only one child thinks that they’ll all be just like that one.
They never seem to get that each child will be different from the other.

So, yeah, you’re Mrs.Lucky.

PS: All of my now adult children lead happy, productive lives and haven’t found a need for psychotherapy.
But, only one of the four was a complete joy to raise, an angel, that one.

By: aaa

aaa — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 04:37:01 +0000

Yes really. The internet is very serious.

By: aaa

aaa — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 04:36:06 +0000

*Psst!* You seem to be lost. This is PAN, and most people are being completely facetious here.

Unless this is Mirror Pan, where people are serious and everybody has a goatee… :c

By: Mrs. Lucky

Mrs. Lucky — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:40:00 +0000

My favorites comments are the ones made by people without kids about how to keep kids in line. Hilarious!

It’s like people who have never driven a car, teaching drivers ed. Oh the absurd is the most delicious of the humors.

PS: I have a seven year old who has never been hit nor made to believe he would be and he’s very well behaved in public….. I guess I’m just Mrs. Lucky~

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 04:50:28 +0000

Really?

By: D

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 04:32:44 +0000

No one amongst you were ever children? Impossible to believe. Also impossible to believe is the idea that as a child you were all perfectly behaved in a public place. I’m glad you all survived to adulthood, but perhaps you all need a good dose of reality. Life as we know it would not continue if people stopped having those irritating children.