Another wacky round of “steal the bacon”

September 19th, 2009 · 109 comments

First up: Ami in London spots the fallout over what we can only assume was an onslaught of hungry breakfast bandits.

Due to high levels of theft, we have to take bacon, cheese and sausages off sale. If you require a certain item a member of staff will get it for you. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yup, we’ve got those in the States, too…as Molly noticed at a grocery store in Ohio.

PLEASE DO NOT OPEN THE BOXES OF BACON!

Adds Molly: “Why anyone would want to take a single slice of bacon out of a box I can’t really say, but if they needed to post three notes it must have been a pressing issue.” (Um, maybe she needed a replacement underwire?) But perhaps she should have checked the lost & found first…

Is this your bacon?

Meanwhile, this Post-it (from a Mom in Florida) and its subsequent responses (from her punctuation-conscious, pork-loving children) bring to mind the oh-so-creepy phenomenon that is thoroughly documented on the stellar blog Suicide food.

Pigs do not eat bacon. Lies! They are Cannibals!

This note appears to have been written by an actual pig (at least the Orwellian kind), but it appears instead to have been penned by the young son of submitter Irsh, of the aptly named blog Daily Piglet. Irsh says she found this note taped to the laundry room door when she got home later after her son had already gone to bed. “I’m not sure why he thought I was going to eat the bacon,” she says, “but I have to admit the idea of him not talking to me was briefly appealing.”

Mom Do! Not! eat one peace [sic] of baken [sic] or I not talk to you

Happy Rosh Hashanah, everyone!

related: p.s. bacon is life
extra credit: “bacon bandit arrested”suicidefood

FILED UNDER: bacon · kids · Moms & Dads · stealing


109 responses so far ↓

  • #1   IrishGuilt bang

    …i was gonna go to bed, but maybe i should have some bacon….

    (mainly i just want to thwart anyone from posting ‘first!!!!!111!11′ though)

    Sep 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   no bacon left

      That bacon was f’ing delicious.

      Sep 19, 2009 at 11:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   nigedo bang

      Those sausages with bacon and cheese were f’ing delicious.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 12:01 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Julia

      That joke hasn’t been completely run into the ground yet. You should keep using it on every future post on this site.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 12:12 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Kelly

      Your sarcasm is fucking delicious.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 12:54 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   TheOldSchool

      re: the first photo:

      Poor old “stack ‘ems.” Still on display. No security measures needed.

      Grab ‘ems and ‘en do the fuck with ‘ems that you will.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 2:37 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   JetJackson

      Re: re: the first picture…

      Someone should have come along and left another note…

      “What’s wrong with this picture?”

      … No Bacon!!!

      Sep 20, 2009 at 6:28 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   Canthz_B bang

      Working a “first”into the first comment by saying you’ve posted to avoid a “first” being posted is a fail by association©

      Sep 20, 2009 at 12:51 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   IrishGuilt

      oh noes!! fail at TEH INTERNETZ? halp me guise wat shud i do LOL
      fail meme is fail by association

      Sep 20, 2009 at 3:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.9   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Time for a Rick Roll….

      Sep 20, 2009 at 3:53 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.10   Canthz_B bang

      IG, it would be if I’d have just said “fail”, but I hold a copyright on “fail by association©” (Please attribute Canthz_B as the creator of this term). It’s only associated with me. ;-)

      Sep 20, 2009 at 7:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.11   GK bang

      IG appears to have lost his yellow exclamation mark somewhere between his first and second posts. That’s the consequence of failing by association (©2009 Canthz_B)!

      Sep 21, 2009 at 7:19 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Fresca

    That’s quite a good drawing of a pig eating another pig. Nice work, and a good caption!

    Sep 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   TheOldSchool

      Bottom of the pork barrel.

      Is this where the information highway ends?

      With crudely rendered drawings of pigs fellating one another?

      Someone please fetch my spectacles.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 12:19 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Canthz_B bang

      Isn’t pigs fellating one another enough of a spectacle?

      Sep 20, 2009 at 4:02 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Gives a whole new meaning to “Piggy-back” don’t it..

      Sep 20, 2009 at 2:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   bowloftoast bang

    Bacon is better than love.

    Sep 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   IrishGuilt bang

      bacon makes my heart swell….literally

      PS http://bacolicio.us/http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

      Sep 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   leftfoot

      Bacon is Life.

      Sep 19, 2009 at 11:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   TheOldSchool

      But Pork Bellies are the futures.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 12:09 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   mamason bang

      Hogwash!

      Sep 20, 2009 at 2:13 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   TheOldSchool

      Pork n beans on that noise!

      Sep 20, 2009 at 2:16 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.6   TheOldSchool

      It takes more than swill to make a pig’s heart swell.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 5:20 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   KatieMB

    Well there’s no doubts about what I’m having for breakfast tomorrow morning, providing no one’s stolen it, that is.

    Sep 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   TheOldSchool

      Eggsactly.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 12:29 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   ZhayCue

    That illustration in the fourth photo down really does take (by brutal cannibalistic force) the bacon.

    Sep 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   notolaf

    Well, I totally get the one about not opening the bacon. Am I the only one here whose mother ever peaked into the bacon box to make sure it had plenty of lean all the way through and wasn’t just fatback posing as bacon? I seem to recall some brands that had a peel-back strip just for that purpose.

    I, too, loved the violent pig picture!

    Sep 19, 2009 at 8:57 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   park rose

      I think my mother might have peaked after my father inspected her box, but I’m not sure. I wasn’t there.

      oh, and this is me… I accidentally used an older email address. Now I’m piqued that my pictured isn’t there. Live and learn.

      Sep 19, 2009 at 9:05 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   bored

      my mother might have peaked after my father inspected her box

      umm. really?

      I should not read overheard in the office too much.

      Sep 19, 2009 at 11:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   anglophile bang

      Hey park rose, which do you think is worse? When no one gets your jokes, or when they get your jokes but refuse to believe you made it?

      Sep 20, 2009 at 7:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   park rose bang

      Well, to flog the dead grey mare, either way piques me off, ‘glo. But at least the people who didn’t get it the first time around will get it when it’s spelled out below, even if it wasn’t worth getting. And thanks, now I get the second part of bored’s comment. A flu upon you (bored, that is, not ‘glo).

      Sep 20, 2009 at 8:03 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Hey Rose..After your father peeked, you were there, Pro life.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 2:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   oi bang

      That’s what she said. ;)

      Sep 20, 2009 at 3:37 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.7   park rose

      After he peeked and peaked, ‘rilla ;)

      Sep 20, 2009 at 8:53 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   vickie

    My mother used to do this all the time, too. She’d pick up a pound of bacon with 2 or 3 nice looking slices in the box window, pull out the inner pack and see slice after slice of slightly gristled fat. That was 40 yrs. ago, I guess cheap store brands haven’t changed their striping!

    Sep 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Flaboy2425

      My mother hated it when they began packaging bacon. She much preferred having the butcher bring out a couple of slabs and letting her take her choice about which she wanted him to slice for her. She liked her bacon about 60/40 lean/fat.

      Sep 21, 2009 at 12:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   tinkerbell2

      more! more ‘my mother used to buy bacon’ stories! I can’t get enough.

      Sep 22, 2009 at 7:03 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   TheOldSchool

    My heart aches for the sweet son of the bacon rapacious mother.

    Sep 19, 2009 at 9:18 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   park rose

      Best not to make rash character assassinations.

      Sep 19, 2009 at 9:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   TheOldSchool

      Rose, you’re not just smokin’ — you’re hickory smoked!

      I was ailing, but you cured me.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 12:13 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Kelly

    Oooooh, why’d I have to become a vegetarian? I miss bacon most of all!

    It also makes maintaining my blog feel somewhat hypocritical.

    Sep 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   park rose

      Kelly, I’ve visited your blog, and I find it hard to believe that you’ve become a vegetarian. Just a cunning ploy to pull in more readers, or do you just feel like chewing the fat ?

      Damn it, thought I’d switched emails! Still not.

      Sep 19, 2009 at 9:42 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Kelly

      I really did give up meat about a month ago (for a few reasons, and not for the first time) but I didn’t want to give up the blog. Mostly, the food I post doesn’t seem all that appetizing to me, but I sincerely miss bacon!

      Sep 19, 2009 at 10:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   park rose bang

      Interesting. I’ve given up meat a few times and consider myself flexitarian now. I don’t have the deep and abiding love for bacon that a lot of PANisters do, though. I know that’s tantamount to sacrilege, but you know what they say, all gristle for the pepper mill ;)

      Sep 19, 2009 at 10:55 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   bowloftoast bang

      I know two former vegetarians who swear that bacon was what broke them.

      Sep 19, 2009 at 11:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.5   TheOldSchool

      It’s a gateway meat.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 12:26 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.6   Kelly

      That’s what she said.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 12:54 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.7   mamason bang

      I was ok when I just smoked bacon. Things went downhill quickly though, when I started mainlining proscuttio.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 2:01 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.8   TheOldSchool

      Kelly: But her mouth was full, so it sounded like: “Uhh a ahwaah neee.”

      Mamason: Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmmm…. That prosciutto can be very crudo, indeed.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 5:35 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.9   Flaboy2425

      When my wife and I first married, she cooked bacon every morning. One day, while grocery shopping, she asked me if I wasn’t getting tired of bacon every morning. I told her that I had never been all that crazy about it and thought she liked it. We never had bacon again.

      Sep 21, 2009 at 12:12 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.10   mamason bang

      Communication. The key to a healthy marriage.

      Sep 21, 2009 at 3:39 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   Brunogirl

    The caption on the porcine assault is awesome… Nom nom…. PAN goodness.

    Sep 19, 2009 at 9:46 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   mamason bang

    I pictured Juliette Lewis in her role as, “The Other Sister,” when I read that last note.

    Sep 19, 2009 at 9:57 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Bob Loblaw

    And of course, that bacon, sausage and cheese was fucking delicious ………

    Sep 19, 2009 at 11:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   TheOldSchool

      Fuck the bacon. Hide the sausage.

      Sep 21, 2009 at 12:46 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   GK bang

      And you wonder why we never accept invitations to dinner at your house, TOS.

      Sep 21, 2009 at 7:23 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Girl Friday

    bacon = meat candy

    nom nom

    I dig the pig.

    Sep 19, 2009 at 11:18 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   leftfoot

    I can’t believe that someone WASTED a strip of bacon.

    That’s honestly the most ridiculous PAN ever posted.

    Bacon is more precious than life and is to be EATEN IMMEDIATELY if abandoned.

    Sep 19, 2009 at 11:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   mamason bang

      I have a medic alert bracelet that says almost the same thing about me.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 2:10 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   TheOldSchool

      Yeah…. I recall yours has something about needing to be spanked, too.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 2:21 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   IrishGuilt bang

      i assumed the bacon pinned to the note had been left sitting in a pan, down the side of the cooker or maybe underneath the sofa for quite some time.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 8:14 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Silhouette

    There’s a reason that Beggin Strips commercial hasn’t changed in years. Most of us relate to the little dog saying, “Bacon, bacon, bacon!” Heck, this might even warrant breaking my rule about multiple exclamation points. Bacon!!

    Sep 20, 2009 at 12:05 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   mamason bang

      Heck, it might even warrant breaking my rule about not eating doggy treats.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 1:55 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Analogeyser

      Warrants ? Break-in’ Rules ?

      Oh, yes, they’re connected now…we done had us an election…like a choice, now I remember!!

      But back in the Old Testament days….

      Lissen up, here! What makes the corpus of the pig so emblematic of the body of the Savior?

      What makes sharing in the consumption of the hot, salted flesh so much like a sacrament?
      What do you morph into when you chew??

      Ooooh, I’d love to tell ya, but Fluffy….I’m really not sure that they’re close to getting it…

      Sep 20, 2009 at 3:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   HappyNat

      Wait a minute . . .beggin strips are for dogs? Ummmmm I knew that . . .

      Sep 21, 2009 at 7:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Julia

    I have to give the artist props for using “nom nom” with their artwork. The internet troll that I am salutes this effort.

    Sep 20, 2009 at 12:14 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   mamason bang

      But shouldn’t there be 3 noms, really? :-?

      Sep 20, 2009 at 1:56 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   C.S. Harmonikah

    I think that last note was written by this kid…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKBJ19hPL4k

    Sep 20, 2009 at 12:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Clarissa

      Oh my God! I loved that kid.

      I just watched the first part.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 2:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   TP

      Wow, that kid needs a good hard pop in the mouth.

      I think his family is grooming him for Jerry Springer – that’s where the big bucks are when you’re a redneck, you know.

      Sep 22, 2009 at 2:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   mamason bang

    I just think that note #3 could have been much worse. It could have been in the shower and said, “Is this your poop?”

    *That reminds me… I need to check the Bristol Stool Chart*

    Sep 20, 2009 at 2:08 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Canthz_B bang

    Eating bacon is fine, but I prefer makin’ bacon!

    Not what we used to tell the kids though.

    We told them we were going into our room to “read”.
    I think that’s why they read so much to this day, it must have sounded like mom and dad enjoyed it very much!!
    Gives new meaning to the question: “Read any good books lately?”, doesn’t it?

    Sep 20, 2009 at 4:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   Clarissa

      And also a new meaning to: “Do you read a lot?”

      Depending on the answer you could be considered a slut… Who’d have known…

      Sep 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   Canthz_B bang

      Luckily, I can read a whole public library and not be considered a slut…men rarely are, but I can make you a very well-read woman, Clarissa! :twisted:

      Sep 20, 2009 at 7:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.3   Clarissa

      I think I’m gonna pass…
      Judging the book by the cover and all…

      Sep 20, 2009 at 9:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.4   Canthz_B bang

      Racist! LOL

      jk

      Sep 21, 2009 at 12:20 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.5   Clarissa

      ROFL!

      Sep 21, 2009 at 10:54 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   MM

    A child threatening not to speak to me is a sure fire way to get me to clean that house right out of bacon.

    Sep 20, 2009 at 5:10 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   can't think of a good name

    gah! i shouldn’t have read this. now i am massively craving bacon but stuck in a country that *sob* DOESN’T HAVE BACON!

    i will cry myself to sleep tonight.

    Sep 20, 2009 at 5:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   IrishGuilt bang

      tears hot and salty….like bacon
      bacon running down your grease-streaked face

      time to fire up the grill and get the kettle on

      Sep 20, 2009 at 5:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   Clarissa

      Your stuck in a country that doesn’t have bacon?!

      It’s not a country, sweetheart. It’s hell.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 2:10 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.3   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Where is this so I don’t go there . No bacon?

      Sep 20, 2009 at 3:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.4   GK bang

      I think Clarissa already hit it. I didn’t know the damned could get Internet connectivity, but now that I think about it it would explain a whole lot.

      Sep 21, 2009 at 7:49 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   marky not mark

    Hey, we’re not going to rid the world of swine flu if we don’t all do our part!

    Sep 20, 2009 at 8:46 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   frances

    I am serioulsy going to the next grocery store and stealing ALL the bacon. NOMNOMNOM

    Sep 20, 2009 at 1:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   T imo®

    Oh sweet Kerry goddess of PAN with your wry schadenfreude of bacon and Rosh Hashanah wishes, happy Rosh Hashanah to you too!

    Sep 20, 2009 at 1:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Geek Goddess

      And a happy Rasher Hashanah right back to you, T imo®!

      Sep 21, 2009 at 3:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   Charlotte

    I feel oddly proud – I recognise the first picture from my local shop! We Brits are crazy cool.

    Sep 20, 2009 at 5:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   MAMARILLA2 bang

    Just a small thought …
    Fatback = back fat…

    Sep 20, 2009 at 5:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   MOMMYDEAREST

    As a mother, I’m hoping a 4 year old wrote the note about not eating the baken or not talking to his mom… but deep in my heart, I know I KNOW it was probably a 17 year old.

    Saddened me.

    Sep 20, 2009 at 6:01 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   Canthz_B bang

      At least there’s some “piece” and quiet in that house now that mom’s had a slice of “baken”.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 8:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.2   The Real Meh, The Great Meh, The Blue Meh

      As someone who was seventeen a half-decade ago and on behalf of intelligent seventeen year olds everywhere, if you would like to attack the grammar, written or otherwise, of a whole generation, make sure your own grammar isn’t absolutely atrocious. It’s just in bad taste.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 10:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.3   Canthz_B bang

      As someone who was seventeen six times longer ago, I can say that things have generally gone downhill regarding the proportional number of seventeen year-olds one might reasonably consider to be intelligent.

      Sep 21, 2009 at 12:17 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.4   The Real Meh, The Great Meh, The Blue Meh

      Really? Or is that just a popular conception of those in your generation? I’m sure your parents’ generation had a similar gripe about your generation and theirs before them. I’m sure that most of my generation will feel the same about our own posterity. As the George Orwell quote goes, “Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.”

      P.S. My post, 27.2, was directed at MOMMYDEAREST not at you.

      Sep 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.5   Canthz_B bang

      Apparently, you think I didn’t know your post about 17 year-olds was directed at the person who brought them up.

      I mean, I gave you “generally” and “proportional”, I didn’t throw in the lower SAT scores or anything like that…you know, proof.

      I guess Orwell was right in some ways.

      Thanks for recognizing my generation’s conception as such (a general idea) and not as a misconception.

      As to wisdom, long before Orwell it was understood that wisdom comes with time…or have you never heard the term “wise beyond one’s years”?

      Your elders have been been through much of what you have been through, gone through much of what you are going through, and learned lessons from much you have yet to experience.

      I’ve always found my elders to be assets. But only when I’ve taken the time to listen, not just hear.

      Do young people still call that: “Droppin’ the knowledge”? ;-)

      Sep 21, 2009 at 10:59 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.6   MOMMYDEAREST

      Excuse me? where, exactly is my grammar, or spelling atrocious?

      Sep 22, 2009 at 2:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.7   Mark bang

      “The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place
      of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.”

      From Plato’s Republic, attributed to Socrates.

      The more things change, the more they stay the same.

      Sep 23, 2009 at 12:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.8   MAMARILLA2 bang

      And the music, don’t forget about the music..

      Sep 23, 2009 at 12:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   Lisa

    Damn. You mean I have no recourse but to swipe Stack’ems now? Damn.

    Sep 20, 2009 at 9:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   TheOldSchool

    This profile of a smug music industry executive/ass-wipe is the kind of thing that makes life worth sorta living.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/20/magazine/20fob-domains-t.html

    Sep 20, 2009 at 10:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   The Real Meh, The Great Meh, The Blue Meh

    I pray that if and when I have kids, they are remotely as cool as the kids that wrote/drew those post-its. I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks.

    Sep 20, 2009 at 10:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   TheOldSchool

      Real, Great, Blue:

      Are you really praying that you have kids who are “remotely as cool” as the ones in the PAN?

      Did those post-its really make you laugh harder than you have in weeks?

      Are there any open containers of solvents in your immediate vicinity?

      When you move your hands in front of your face, do you see trails?

      Do you ever feel like your head is a giant, highly sensitive nipple?

      Sep 20, 2009 at 11:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   ashley holzer

    omg, that bacon bra makes me wanna puke. seriously.

    Sep 21, 2009 at 8:39 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   The Mayor of Bethville

    The last note was clearly written by Charlie Kelly.

    Sep 21, 2009 at 10:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Susana

    Isn’t it interesting how blogs often start out light-hearted, full of irony, intelligence, & co-conspirited wit, until some troublemaker gets in there & it becomes a polarized & ugly collection of insulted wisdom competing with brash yo-mama-ism? So sad. Hope it’s not too late to get the bacon train back on the track…I was really enjoying this.

    Sep 23, 2009 at 10:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   GK bang

      Yo mama was really enjoying this.

      Sep 23, 2009 at 10:36 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   fleakfragfry

    Pigs are most certainly cannibals, and it’s actually really common for them to kill and eat the weak or sick. Same with most birds, including chickens; and dolphins, believe it or not. Dolphins are a strange case, because on the one hand they’ve been documented holding the head of a sick dolphin above water so it can breathe while it heals, but on the other hand, they’ve also been documented as randomly killing one another for no apparent reason (territorial, sexual, etc.). I guess they’re just moody, like people. Monkeys are the same way. A lot of animals are cold blooded cannibals.

    Sep 27, 2009 at 2:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   InYourSleep

    The pig that’s eating another pig looks more like a porcupine…that’s not cannibalism…

    Sep 27, 2009 at 6:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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