Sounds like you two deserve each other

#1 Bunnee

Kristina must get around if her neighbor knows that her trash smells worse than her pussy. Either that, or her pussy odor can permeate walls.

Sep 21, 2009 at 9:25 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#2 Moose McGowan

Jessica seems like a grade A cunt.

Sep 21, 2009 at 9:30 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#3 Ari

Good job, that was almost a funny comment.

Sep 21, 2009 at 9:30 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#3.1 GK

Good job, that was almost a gigglebrax.

Sep 21, 2009 at 9:33 am rating: 90
#3.2 offendedbystupidity

I have a suspicion that deep down you crave fame, and this desire has led you to try and come up with that word you just used, which I will not repeat. Because some day you think it’s going to catch on, and you relish the thought of saying, “yeah, i’m so original *I* am the one who thought up that word!” There is not a word, not even a concept in existence that can describe how lame, forced, and unoriginal that phrase is. I hereby curse you to be forever obscure, and pray to every god in existence that your fame-craving phrase never catches on. I look forward to reading the onslaught of angry responses from your cult of asskissing wannabes.

Sep 25, 2009 at 5:27 pm rating: 90
#3.3 GK

Aw, you came back! And you learned how to gigglebrax! Aren’t you just the most adorable little…!

♥

PS: sadly I do not yet have my own cult of asskissing wannabees. I mean, I try to get my name out there, but there’s just so much competition, y’know?

Sep 28, 2009 at 11:15 am rating: 90
#3.4 anglophile

Um, excuse me, is this the line for the applications for the ass-kissing job? A lot of us were thrown out of work when claw’s job blocked PAN.

Sep 28, 2009 at 11:35 am rating: 90
#3.5 T imo®

I thought this was the sycophant position interview!

Sep 28, 2009 at 11:42 am rating: 90
#3.6 oi

That’s loaded glo. The things you implied! somebody might get hurt.
and GK lest you get any idea, I am teh original and uniquest. everybody knows that.

Sep 28, 2009 at 11:43 am rating: 90

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#4 farcical aquatic ceremony

I blame the puke-beige walls and the puke-green plastic baseboard. (Or the puke colored light bulbs.) Basically, I think puke color is assholeishness-inducing.

Sep 21, 2009 at 9:34 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#5 Kt

Wow, that little bag is her big concern in life? She shoulda seen the mess my friends roomie had – a big box of unrefrigerated fish from N. Korea her roomies parents had sent (the smell was ungodly)

Sep 21, 2009 at 9:34 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#6 Feh!

I’m going to have to side with the “grow up” and “both of you are stupid bitches” note writers on this one.

Sep 21, 2009 at 9:47 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#7 GK bang

If she managed to scrape all the rubbish together, bag it, and take it outside the room, surely the trip to the bins couldn’t have added that much effort? Especially considering she could have saved the time spent making an installation out of it.

I love that somebody’s apparently nicked the Pen Provided, though. Also somebody gave Jessica some appropriately childish little hearts before they did, it seems; the hearts don’t match the purple text, they seem to have been added using the Pen Provided. Sadly no squirting penises.

Those stupid bitches were ducking fellatious.

Sep 21, 2009 at 10:08 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#7.1 Clarissa

“…making an installation out of it.”

LOL!

Sep 21, 2009 at 11:01 am rating: 90
#7.2 AuntyBron

I think Jessica was trying for the Public Humiliation as punishment to change her roomie’s behavior.

Sep 21, 2009 at 11:47 pm rating: 90
#7.3 KatieMB

Too bad it was destined to failure due to the limited amount of garbage used for the public humiliation.

Sep 22, 2009 at 6:58 am rating: 90
#7.4 MAMARILLA2

If that is all the garbage her room mate could scrape together after a week, then Kristina is actually neater that her roommate gives her credit for…I get twice that for my clean little family of 3 in one day…I go with Team Grow Up.

Sep 22, 2009 at 9:29 am rating: 90

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#8 analogeyser

Something about the play-within-a-play in Hamlet comes to mind here…

Methinks the lady doth protest too much!

On the play-within-a-play theme…methinks that like Momma (who dun told ya)…

Danielle has dun trolled ya.

Most anything is possible, but the most possible is that that bag has a few odd clothing items, there never was an attached pen, and all writing was done by Danielle and a friend or two.

If someone left a bag of noxious garbage out in your hallway, you’d let it lie there long enough to have up to five people write notes about it??

Nah…”Danielle” has observed this site, played the angles, lured us with a simulacrum, and reeled some of us in.

Sep 21, 2009 at 10:33 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#9 analogeyser

Something about the play-within-a-play in Hamlet comes to mind here…

Methinks the lady doth protest too much!

On the play-within-a-play theme…methinks that like Momma (who dun told ya)…

Danielle has dun trolled ya.

Most anything is possible, but the most possible is that that bag has a few odd clothing items, there never was an attached pen, and all writing was done by Danielle and a friend or two.

If someone left a bag of noxious garbage out in your hallway, you’d let it lie there long enough to have up to five people write notes about it??

Nah…”Danielle” has observed this site, played the angles, lured us with a simulacrum, and reeled (some of) us in.

Sep 21, 2009 at 10:36 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#9.1 GK

Thanks for adding the parentheses!

Sep 21, 2009 at 10:44 am rating: 90
#9.2 analogeyser

Anything to avoid being hassled by the Punk-chew-ashun Police…

Didn’t intend to double-post; there was some sort of glitch @ this site. Got a couple 404′s while I was trying to post…thanks for noticing!

Sep 21, 2009 at 10:50 am rating: 90

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#10 Jennifer Juniper

I just wanted to let you know that there is a blog passing off your content as their own. See here: http://www.designhomeonline.com/2009/09/21/sounds-like-you-two-deserve-each-other/

I found a LOT of my own posts when someone notified me and and I wanted to pass along the info to you since this is copyright infringement on their part.

If you want more info about what we have done to shut this blog down, feel free to contact me.

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#10.1 GK

They do link back, even if it is just by having copied the “see also” too. I fail to see the relevance to interior design, though. Unless having a passive-aggressive note stuck to the wall is considered avant-garde these days? Not sure, I’m a bit behind the times.

Sep 21, 2009 at 11:36 am rating: 90
#10.2 Clarissa

All the cool kids are hanging passive-agressive posters on their bedroom walls.

Sep 21, 2009 at 11:57 am rating: 90
#10.3 Maas

Bags of trash are the new thing in the door mat department. It’s great because by comparison, the inside of the house smells good.

Sep 21, 2009 at 5:02 pm rating: 90
#10.4 Kimberly

Oddly, there is nothing there anymore. No posts at all.

Sep 21, 2009 at 7:43 pm rating: 90

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#11 The Mayor of Bethville

But does her pussy smell worse than her recyclable materials? We gotta think about the environment.

Sep 21, 2009 at 10:48 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#11.1 secondsout

I think you’ll find that generally the recyclable materials don’t stink. What stinks most about trash is decomposing food. It’s the compostables bin that is the smelliest. Perhaps the girl’s twat needs a strip of flypaper, though. I’m guessing it smells about like a dumpster.

Sep 21, 2009 at 11:15 am rating: 90
#11.2 Clarissa

The problem with the smelly compost could be easily fixed with a home composting system.
But that leaves one question yet: how and why do people know about the smell in, you know… her private area?

Sep 21, 2009 at 11:41 am rating: 90
#11.3 secondsout

It’s written on the bathroom walls. And half the football team knows from personal experience. That, and when she comes near you, the plants in the room wither.

Sep 21, 2009 at 1:48 pm rating: 90
#11.4 mamason

Just because something has an odor, doesn’t mean it stinks.

Sep 21, 2009 at 3:36 pm rating: 90
#11.5 Geek Goddess

And the PANs said, the words of Jessica
Are written on the bathroom walls
And toilet stalls.
And whispered by half the football team

Sep 21, 2009 at 3:58 pm rating: 90
#11.6 Neeners

This is a deeply philosophical discussion we have going here:

If a twidge stinks up the apartment, and there is no one there to smell it, does it really smell?

Sep 21, 2009 at 7:03 pm rating: 90
#11.7 bowloftoast

Unless of course, her ‘recyclable materials’ are of the rubber variety.

Sep 22, 2009 at 12:41 am rating: 90

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#12 dpiercy85

This is note is so classic for this website b/c it was obviously not thought out beforehand (since it is on two pieces of paper), and because it is trying so hard to be serious about such a ridiculous issue. Love it.

Sep 21, 2009 at 10:57 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#12.1 mamason

Thank you for your comment. I knew I found this latest PAN offering quite amusing, but I couldn’t really say why. Now I can.

Sep 21, 2009 at 3:27 pm rating: 90
#12.2 TheOldSchool

Hang on.

Clearly, this PAN is posted here for one purpose only. So everyone can FINALLY understand what a nightmare Jessica endures by being forced to share a room with a sloppy-snatched, garbage-hoarding ho-bag like Kristina.

After devoting a great deal of time contemplating the nature of the relationship between these two young women, I have decided to send Kristina the following message:

“CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT! I HATE YOU! JESSICA HATES YOU! EVERYBODY HERE HATES YOU! AND YOUR OOZING LITTLE HOLE, TOO!!! ”

P.S. Please don’t take it the wrong way. I’m just trying to help you.

Sep 21, 2009 at 4:00 pm rating: 90

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#13 Clarissa

I’m just happy that there are people in the world like Jessica and Kristina, to make me laugh at this sh… garbage.

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#14 oi bang

I bet 20 that “both of you are stupid bitches” is the only response from their floor mates all other responses about stink are from Jessica. Do you see the pattern here? all about stink and kinda from generic people and not to mention same ink/pencil used in Jessica’ original note to make corrections(“here”, heart at the end and dot on the i in her name)

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#14.1 Sonrza

‘both of you are stupid bitches’ was the only thing written AFTER the note was posted. It is on a textured wall and anything written after it was hung would be crooked/bumpy from writing on an uneven surface. The stupid bitches comment looks like it was written on a bumpy wall. Nothing else does.

Sep 21, 2009 at 12:19 pm rating: 90
#14.2 GK

The only thing that makes that comment look different to the others is the obvious bumps in the lines of the box. But since it’s the only comment that has such a box — or any other long straight lines — that doesn’t tell us anything.

Seriously? You managed to activate enough brain cells in your occipital lobe to sense that something was “bumpy” about this particular comment, but couldn’t be bothered refining that thought into something actually useful? Go eat a unitard, Sonrza.

Sep 21, 2009 at 12:41 pm rating: 90
#14.3 TheOldSchool

GK, I think sonrza’s making a valid point.

It appears that Jessica, herself, added some of the penciled-in remarks, intending to make it seem as if there had been a tide of repressed anger that had been steadily rising amongst all the floor’s residents, which eventually coalesced into a spontaneous outporing of crudely penciled-in vitriolic remarks (which, oddly enough, seemed to closely echo Jessica’s tone) regarding, not just Kristina’s garbage, but also her groady vag.

Sep 21, 2009 at 1:48 pm rating: 90
#14.4 bored

so can you eat unitards? Somebody should let Lady Gaga know. She is been seen wearing them.

Sep 21, 2009 at 2:28 pm rating: 90
#14.5 Scooby Jenkins

She eats them with her vagina.

Sep 21, 2009 at 3:48 pm rating: 90
#14.6 Sonrza

If you look again you will see bumpy letters. There are also straight lines on other parts (the big H on the bottom) that don’t appear to be bumpy.

Get some social skills. It is really immature to talk smack to random strangers on the internet. I was simply commenting on what I saw.

Sep 21, 2009 at 6:59 pm rating: 90
#14.7 GK

You must be new here. “Talking smack” to random strangers on the Internet is basically all we do. Heck, I didn’t even care about what you’d actually posted, it’s just the start of another little délibération d’art. TOS and Claw are experts at the technique. Have a nice day, now!

Sep 22, 2009 at 4:44 am rating: 90
#14.8 park rose

The only person who can ~~smack~~, ~~spank~~ disagree with me sometimes is ~~TOS~~, is ~~Timo®~~ is ‘glo, oh, and bored when oi is up to the task

I am a pushover, though, so don’t try it. I’ll run off in tears, but I don’t think that would move an old geezer’s heart, or anyone else… Except maybe mad spinster cat crazy ladies…and you don’t want to get on their scratchity side, because when they disagree, they disagree hard (so does TOS, but that’s another story).

Sep 22, 2009 at 5:47 am rating: 90
#14.9 Kelly

Oh park rose, you write the best erotica.

Sep 22, 2009 at 6:52 am rating: 90
#14.10 park rose

Your sarcasm is fucking delicious

Sep 22, 2009 at 7:12 am rating: 90
#14.11 Kelly

ilu bb

Oh god, I need sleep.

Sep 22, 2009 at 7:20 am rating: 90
#14.12 oi

Sonrza, don’t mind GK, he always acts like somethings’s stuck up his fine arse.
and GK, before you shoot straight up from your sit reading this comment, remember what you said and I quote
““Talking smack” to random strangers on the Internet is basically all we do. “

Sep 22, 2009 at 5:41 pm rating: 90
#14.13 GK

Dearest oi,

I read your latest comment and immediately shot straight up from my sit. You will be hearing from my lawyers.

xoxo

Sep 23, 2009 at 7:34 am rating: 90

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#15 aaa bang

I bet it’s really Jessica’s garbage. Jessica just hates Kristina so much that she collected a bunch of her own trash, dumped it in the hallway, and blamed Kristina so that the other residents of the building will hate Kristina as much as she does. Except it seriously backfired because Jessica seemed to forget that people don’t care about other people’s silly/stupid roommate squabbles and now everybody hates Jessica as much as (or maybe be even more than) they may hate Kristina. Way to be, Jessica.

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#15.1 analogeyser

Steel yerselves for the realization…
“Danielle” has done punk’d yez…

There’s no Kristina…nor any Jessica either.

These aren’t collitch kids…not unless you know of someplace U. that has 33 story dorms.

Look at the room number…there are at least another 5 rooms on this floor, each with two or more people in it.

If what’s in the bag smelled at all, someone out of those 10+ would have taken the stinky sack down to the dumpster.

So, no smell>>no story>>no Kristina/Jessica.

Gotta hand it to Danielle, though…nice touch to blank out “Kristina’s” last name…as if, if this were real, everybody on the floor (maybe the building) doesn’t know who lives in 3306…

Sep 21, 2009 at 4:26 pm rating: 90
#15.2 Canthz_B

analogeyser, some people are hard pressed to take out their own trash, let alone anyone else’s.
If they were disposed to regularly dispose, we’d be out of a full quarter of our notes.

The intro clearly says that this is an apartment building, not a dormitory. Looks more like she was reflecting upon memories of disgusting college roommates.
As for 33 story buildings, the apartment above me is a 3000 number…it’s on the third floor.

In other news, the owner of this site is the one who blacks-out surnames of the persons in the notes in an effort to protect their privacy.

Cool your jets, will ya?
Stop telling other people they’ve been punked just because you don’t happen to think this one is real.
Their opinions about the matter are no less valid than yours.

As for me, I think Kristina must be an anorexic if that’s all the trash she generates in a full week.

Sep 21, 2009 at 10:28 pm rating: 90
#15.3 analogeyser

CB,

I just got here a couple of days ago, so I’m not hep to what % of PAN’s are a result of roomie trash. And maybe Danielle took the pix just before Don from down the hall took the stinky little bag out to the dumpster. Could be true.

Yes, caught the apartment word after hitting “submit”. Will read more carefully in the pork bellies that ARE the future.

If the 3rd floor apartment above you is 3xxx, are there a huge number of rooms/floor ?
Truly curious, no sarcasm.

I used to go to trade shows in Vegas + see room #’s like 17128 on the 17th floor, but in a civilian building (non-hotel) it seems like way many rooms.

Now I know…black box over name is courtesy of site mgt. Thanks. But IF the pix were staged it would have been a nice touch.

Will try to restrain displays of doubt, although I believe a couple regulars think either, like you, that the bag of trash is seriously small (KMB, 23), or that Jessica may have penned most or all of the additions (TOS, 13.3).

Check my 20.1 for evidence that I am prepared to accept the idea of real Kristinas + Jessicas.
Lots of times it’s fun to imagine they’re real even if you wouldn’t bet your own money on it.

What’s ironic is that these are probably old pix. Kristina WAS an anorexic, and Jessica was away for a week attending Karen Carpenter’s funeral.
I can imagine why she didn’t invite Kristina, but I’ll yield the balance of my time to the gentleman from wherever you’re from.

That was me clicking your thumb up there.

Sep 21, 2009 at 11:23 pm rating: 90
#15.4 TheOldSchool

Shhhhhh…..

Feeling it?

OK…. I’m picking up a tantalizing vibe.

It’s a premonition now, but in just a little while, it’s going to be a monition

I’m seeing, hearing, feeling, smelling, and tasting that sweet ‘n’ juicy, aromatic tang that can mean only one thing.

Upon Kristina’s return … the people in this stuffy little college community are about to get hit with the most ferocious make-up lezzie sex storm to ever batter Florida’s dormy shores.

Category 69.

Chances of coastal carpet-munching erosion?

100 percent.

The note about talkin’ trash will be blown away when K and J are howling like the seafood-scented winds of erotically-charged, womanly abandon.

Sep 21, 2009 at 11:38 pm rating: 90
#15.5 Canthz_B

Yes, I live in a large community of two and three-story buildings. Not at all uncommon here.

So if there are maybe 350 units, the 306th unit on the 3rd floor would be unit 3306. Or at least I think that’s how it works. I haven’t lived out here very long.

No, that can’t be how they work it…doesn’t add up, but anyway, 3000 numbers are on the third floor, 2000 on the second and 1000 on the first, how ever they organize it! Haha

Maybe Timo knows, he’s lived here longer.

A little help here please. Timo…

Sep 21, 2009 at 11:45 pm rating: 90
#15.6 aaa

analogeyser, I can’t tell if you’re being facetious or not. I know I am…

Sep 22, 2009 at 1:03 am rating: 90
#15.7 analogeyser

CB,

I’ve lived in places where 3306 would be the 6th unit, 3rd floor in Bldg #3. In Bldg #12 the same unit would be 12306.

But the 306th unit on any floor sounds unlikely, although if you’re in such a building, then every once in a while you should see a PAN yourself!

Not to mention just walking down the halls you’d probably hear real-life evidence of what TOS up in unit 14.4 is pre-moan-itch-on-ing.

Sep 22, 2009 at 1:16 am rating: 90
#15.8 Canthz_B

Well, as I said, it’s not worked the way I described because it just doesn’t add up that way and I really haven’t had a good reason to ponder why things are the way they are…they just are.

My front door opens onto a private patio space, not a hallway. The desert affords us plenty of living space.
We don’t have high-rise apartment buildings with long, drab hallways here in Mesa, Arizona, USA, so PA notes aren’t our thing. To post one on the grounds (by the pools, the spa, the fitness center, the club house or the tennis courts) would be against the terms of my lease anyway.

Guess you didn’t catch the part about “large community of two and three-story buildings” (the ‘s’ added to “building” still means more than one), but then some people never were good at playing ball.
You just keep dropping the fly balls, someone else will make the play for you.

Or, maybe you are right, and I don’t know the unit numbers above and below me. Maybe I’ll take your word for it tomorrow and just ask the management how to get home. Thanx, you’ve saved my life!!

Sep 22, 2009 at 1:38 am rating: 90
#15.9 Canthz_B

Nope. I was right. Unlike Kristina, I just took the garbage out and my unit is on the 2nd floor and the number on my door (if that was my door, and this is my furniture) is 2068.
I think you need to write a letter the the company that owns this place and explain to them the error of their ways, analogeyser.

God forbid anyone use a system with which you are unfamiliar.

I mean, Hell, for someone who based their opinion on four false assumptions in comment 14.1, you’ve gotta be right about this!!

Right?

Sep 22, 2009 at 2:05 am rating: 90
#15.10 analogeyser

CB,

No, I don’t feel the need to be right, and yes, I did catch the large community of two and three story buildings.

Caught that line drive…no hops.

I’m just doing a little guesswork informed by past experience.

In three posts, though, you seem to have whiffed at explaining your residence’s otherwise encrypted numbering system.

Maybe your teammate Timo will toss a nice slow one right over the plate for you.

Sep 22, 2009 at 4:25 am rating: 90
#15.11 GK

Now now, Canthz_B, don’t pick on poor analogeyser just because he’s higher than a weather balloon. This is clearly a fake. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few such fakes in my time.

Sep 22, 2009 at 5:06 am rating: 90
#15.12 aaa

HOFUCK CB S/HE TOTALLY SCIENCED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. YOU BETTER GO ADMIT DEFEAT AND CRY IN A CORNER WITH DANIELLE OR YOU MIGHT TOTALLY GET YOUR ASS NET-HANDED TO YOU AGAIN OHEMGEE-ELOHEL.

Sep 22, 2009 at 7:56 am rating: 90
#15.13 oi

damn with this quibble. alright analogeyser
I admit, it’s a part of the big conspiracy, everything is fake. Nothing is real.
I did not expect any Homosapien to be this clever! yeah! shiish…
don’t tell anybody.
You are part of the Universe number 666 and CB is of 3306. Your worlds are connected with the tubes of PAN.
You are the chosen one analogeyser.
Now I am in trouble, machines over here will kill me.
Don’t let me di…….
*bang*

Sep 22, 2009 at 5:26 pm rating: 90
#15.14 oi

hah!
TOS, I finally got ~~bag o’ weed~~ inspiration from you.
Many Thanks.

Sep 22, 2009 at 5:31 pm rating: 90
#15.15 Canthz_B

What an ass. I’m pretty sure I said quite clearly that I’m not sure how they decide on a number scheme, kindly referred the matter to Timo, and stopped trying to explain it.
I did however respond to your constant insistence that big numbers must equal big buildings.
That’s just stupid.

If that’s whiffing, then I’m a whiffer, but please don’t exaggerate. I only tried to explain it in one post, not three. After that I was pretty plain that I don’t really care because things just are the way they are.

If you’d put down the bong and actually read with an intention to interpret the meaning of a post, this would have ended long ago.

Sep 22, 2009 at 7:12 pm rating: 90

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#16 April

Ugh having roomates sucks. Your choices are either do double the housework so your house is not a trash pile or wait around for your roommate to do their share and you will end up just living in filth in the meantime. It is a no win situation. I feel for Jessica having a slobbish roommate, but she should have just taken the trash out and then done some kind of untraceable prank to her like sneaking her homework out of her backpack while she was sleeping and throwing it away so she fails her class. Much more effective.

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#17 Sonrza

ps Jessica has the handwriting of a psychopath.

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#18 Amy

I had a friend in college whose roommate refused to take out the garbage, so my friend always took it out. Finally, two months into the semester, she decided to stop taking out the garbage and ask her roommate to do it. It turned into the typical waiting game, and eventually there were three larger bags of garbage stacked up against the wall in their tiny dorm room. The slob will always win.

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#19 Victoria Stitch

I had a housemate like this once, she saved up all our rubbish and sent it back to us in the post!

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#20 IrishGuilt

my housemates never take out the rubbish, so emmm…i do it. otherwise the house would fill with rubbish.

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#21 frances

Okay, either she is a major slut bag and everyone knows what her vagoo smells like or her bearded clam smells so bad that it can travel down the hallway and invade her neighbors.

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#21.1 analogeyser

OK, Mr. Wheeler, there are many worlds…
let’s say there is a Kristina in this one…

Perhaps her olfactory reputation precedes her due to being a devotee of beaver mustard…talk about a state vector collapsing on an observer!

In terms of quantum physics that everyone here can understand, Schrodinger’s cat has a 50/50 chance of being alive when the box is opened, but all observers of Kristina report the scent of something long dead and in advanced decomp.

The Quantum Skank…
She’ll do more than just haunt your hallways…

Sep 21, 2009 at 6:49 pm rating: 90
#21.2 Canthz_B

I think in Harlem she’d just say, “I stank, therefore, I’m skank!”

Then she’d steal Descartes from the supermarket parking lot!

Sep 22, 2009 at 3:46 am rating: 90
#21.3 analogeyser

Cogito, ergo cum?

Just don’t go off on a buncha Immanuel Kant jokes…

Sep 22, 2009 at 4:30 am rating: 90

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#22 octavius

Long, long ago, in a town far, far away I helped my girlfriend clean out her housemate’s room. Beneath her bed, among the kleenexes, condoms and a cheesified bottle of milk was a decomposing semi fossilized cat turd. So her garbage really did smell worse than her pussy.

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#22.1 Neeners

I guess my next idea about putting the garbage in her bed wouldn’t work then. It sounds like this one didn’t care what she slept next to. Geerosss.

Sep 21, 2009 at 11:30 pm rating: 90

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#23 Neeners

What Jessica fails to realize is that by taking Kristina’s garbage outside and plopping it beside the door and making a big scene over the whole matter with the sign, she has actually taken possession of said “stanky” contents being the last one to manhandle it. So, since she was the last to have touched it, it now belongs to her and by association according to the note, it is her stinky va jay jay.

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#24 KatieMB

That one bag of garbage does not warrant a PAN, so this is a huge PAN fail. Never mind the sloppy writing, poor composition and sub-par execution of what she hoped was a PAN.

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#24.1 Geek Goddess

And the lack of hastily scribbled penises.

Sep 21, 2009 at 9:07 pm rating: 90

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#25 leftfoot

I think Kristina should lock Jessica out of the apartment with a note attached that says:

This stinky pussy belongs to JESSICA. I, her roommate, went out of town for a week and this is how bad she stank by the time I got back. I placed her outside after she began stinking up the entire apartment, not just her nasty, yeast cultivating vaginal canal. If you’d like to tell Jessica to clean her nasty pussy up, feel free to do so. [with the pen provided]
Thank you,
Kristina

Sep 22, 2009 at 12:04 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#26 subito

good god, grow the fuck up

Sep 22, 2009 at 12:12 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#26.1 aaa

Awww, if people acted like mature adults, we wouldn’t have this site. Don’t tell me you don’t enjoy the inevitable stupidity of others. :O

Sep 22, 2009 at 1:05 am rating: 90

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#27 Gratis Cat

How weird can you act when interviewing to be someone’s roommate? The San Francisco Roommate Experiment

Sep 24, 2009 at 4:46 am rating: 90 small thumbs up

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#27.1 Canaduck

Would that I could vote posts down. I usually like Zug, but this kind of spamming is pathetic and will not inspire anyone to visit your site.

Loser.

Sep 24, 2009 at 10:35 pm rating: 90