Danielle in Tampa, Florida found this note in the hallway of her apartment building. Writes Danielle: “I don’t know what the official story is, but I can assume that it is the same as every other ‘my roommate is a slob’ story. I’m a little confused about why this girl thought that leaving her garbage in our hallway would make people feel sorry for her, though.”
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#1
Bunnee
Kristina must get around if her neighbor knows that her trash smells worse than her pussy. Either that, or her pussy odor can permeate walls.
Sep 21, 2009 at 9:25 am rating: 30
#2
Moose McGowan
Jessica seems like a grade A cunt.
Sep 21, 2009 at 9:30 am rating: 2
#3
Ari
Good job, that was almost a funny comment.
Sep 21, 2009 at 9:30 am rating: 4
#4
farcical aquatic ceremony
I blame the puke-beige walls and the puke-green plastic baseboard. (Or the puke colored light bulbs.) Basically, I think puke color is assholeishness-inducing.
Sep 21, 2009 at 9:34 am rating: 6
#5
Kt
Wow, that little bag is her big concern in life? She shoulda seen the mess my friends roomie had – a big box of unrefrigerated fish from N. Korea her roomies parents had sent (the smell was ungodly)
Sep 21, 2009 at 9:34 am rating: 9
#6
Feh!
I’m going to have to side with the “grow up” and “both of you are stupid bitches” note writers on this one.
Sep 21, 2009 at 9:47 am rating: 43
#7
GK
If she managed to scrape all the rubbish together, bag it, and take it outside the room, surely the trip to the bins couldn’t have added that much effort? Especially considering she could have saved the time spent making an installation out of it.
I love that somebody’s apparently nicked the Pen Provided, though. Also somebody gave Jessica some appropriately childish little hearts before they did, it seems; the hearts don’t match the purple text, they seem to have been added using the Pen Provided. Sadly no squirting penises.
Those stupid bitches were ducking fellatious.
Sep 21, 2009 at 10:08 am rating: 28
#8
analogeyser
Something about the play-within-a-play in Hamlet comes to mind here…
Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
On the play-within-a-play theme…methinks that like Momma (who dun told ya)…
Danielle has dun trolled ya.
Most anything is possible, but the most possible is that that bag has a few odd clothing items, there never was an attached pen, and all writing was done by Danielle and a friend or two.
If someone left a bag of noxious garbage out in your hallway, you’d let it lie there long enough to have up to five people write notes about it??
Nah…”Danielle” has observed this site, played the angles, lured us with a simulacrum, and reeled some of us in.
Sep 21, 2009 at 10:33 am rating: 4
#9
analogeyser
Something about the play-within-a-play in Hamlet comes to mind here…
Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
On the play-within-a-play theme…methinks that like Momma (who dun told ya)…
Danielle has dun trolled ya.
Most anything is possible, but the most possible is that that bag has a few odd clothing items, there never was an attached pen, and all writing was done by Danielle and a friend or two.
If someone left a bag of noxious garbage out in your hallway, you’d let it lie there long enough to have up to five people write notes about it??
Nah…”Danielle” has observed this site, played the angles, lured us with a simulacrum, and reeled (some of) us in.
Sep 21, 2009 at 10:36 am rating: 0
#10
Jennifer Juniper
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I found a LOT of my own posts when someone notified me and and I wanted to pass along the info to you since this is copyright infringement on their part.
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Sep 21, 2009 at 10:44 am rating: 6
#11
The Mayor of Bethville
But does her pussy smell worse than her recyclable materials? We gotta think about the environment.
Sep 21, 2009 at 10:48 am rating: 1
#12
dpiercy85
This is note is so classic for this website b/c it was obviously not thought out beforehand (since it is on two pieces of paper), and because it is trying so hard to be serious about such a ridiculous issue. Love it.
Sep 21, 2009 at 10:57 am rating: 8
#13
Clarissa
I’m just happy that there are people in the world like Jessica and Kristina, to make me laugh at this sh… garbage.
Sep 21, 2009 at 11:11 am rating: 0
#14
oi
I bet 20 that “both of you are stupid bitches” is the only response from their floor mates all other responses about stink are from Jessica. Do you see the pattern here? all about stink and kinda from generic people and not to mention same ink/pencil used in Jessica’ original note to make corrections(“here”, heart at the end and dot on the i in her name)
Sep 21, 2009 at 11:13 am rating: 2
#15
aaa
I bet it’s really Jessica’s garbage. Jessica just hates Kristina so much that she collected a bunch of her own trash, dumped it in the hallway, and blamed Kristina so that the other residents of the building will hate Kristina as much as she does. Except it seriously backfired because Jessica seemed to forget that people don’t care about other people’s silly/stupid roommate squabbles and now everybody hates Jessica as much as (or maybe be even more than) they may hate Kristina. Way to be, Jessica.
Sep 21, 2009 at 12:11 pm rating: 3
#16
April
Ugh having roomates sucks. Your choices are either do double the housework so your house is not a trash pile or wait around for your roommate to do their share and you will end up just living in filth in the meantime. It is a no win situation. I feel for Jessica having a slobbish roommate, but she should have just taken the trash out and then done some kind of untraceable prank to her like sneaking her homework out of her backpack while she was sleeping and throwing it away so she fails her class. Much more effective.
Sep 21, 2009 at 12:23 pm rating: 9
#17
Sonrza
ps Jessica has the handwriting of a psychopath.
Sep 21, 2009 at 12:48 pm rating: 2
#18
Amy
I had a friend in college whose roommate refused to take out the garbage, so my friend always took it out. Finally, two months into the semester, she decided to stop taking out the garbage and ask her roommate to do it. It turned into the typical waiting game, and eventually there were three larger bags of garbage stacked up against the wall in their tiny dorm room. The slob will always win.
Sep 21, 2009 at 3:19 pm rating: 5
#19
Victoria Stitch
I had a housemate like this once, she saved up all our rubbish and sent it back to us in the post!
Sep 21, 2009 at 3:19 pm rating: 3
#20
IrishGuilt
my housemates never take out the rubbish, so emmm…i do it. otherwise the house would fill with rubbish.
Sep 21, 2009 at 4:26 pm rating: 0
#21
frances
Okay, either she is a major slut bag and everyone knows what her vagoo smells like or her bearded clam smells so bad that it can travel down the hallway and invade her neighbors.
Sep 21, 2009 at 5:45 pm rating: 0
#22
octavius
Long, long ago, in a town far, far away I helped my girlfriend clean out her housemate’s room. Beneath her bed, among the kleenexes, condoms and a cheesified bottle of milk was a decomposing semi fossilized cat turd. So her garbage really did smell worse than her pussy.
Sep 21, 2009 at 6:38 pm rating: 3
#23
Neeners
What Jessica fails to realize is that by taking Kristina’s garbage outside and plopping it beside the door and making a big scene over the whole matter with the sign, she has actually taken possession of said “stanky” contents being the last one to manhandle it. So, since she was the last to have touched it, it now belongs to her and by association according to the note, it is her stinky va jay jay.
Sep 21, 2009 at 7:12 pm rating: 2
#24
KatieMB
That one bag of garbage does not warrant a PAN, so this is a huge PAN fail. Never mind the sloppy writing, poor composition and sub-par execution of what she hoped was a PAN.
Sep 21, 2009 at 7:51 pm rating: 3
#25
leftfoot
I think Kristina should lock Jessica out of the apartment with a note attached that says:
This stinky pussy belongs to JESSICA. I, her roommate, went out of town for a week and this is how bad she stank by the time I got back. I placed her outside after she began stinking up the entire apartment, not just her nasty, yeast cultivating vaginal canal. If you’d like to tell Jessica to clean her nasty pussy up, feel free to do so. [with the pen provided]
Thank you,
Kristina
Sep 22, 2009 at 12:04 am rating: 2
#26
subito
good god, grow the fuck up
Sep 22, 2009 at 12:12 am rating: 2
#27
Gratis Cat
How weird can you act when interviewing to be someone’s roommate? The San Francisco Roommate Experiment
Sep 24, 2009 at 4:46 am rating: 0
#28
Acorn
That picture of the trash did not convince me of the messiness of Kristina.
Oct 28, 2009 at 2:00 pm rating: 0
#29 4 girls, one garbage can | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people
[...] Your trash stinks. Grow up, thanks. [...]
Apr 27, 2010 at 6:06 pm rating: 0
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