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By: A Note From Adonai » Mixed Multitudes – My Jewish Learning: Exploring Judaism & Jewish Life

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By: pony girl

pony girl — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:09:05 +0000

Adonai is watching. He watches when you steal other people’s food. When you masturbate. When you masturbate on other people’s stolen food.

He is always watching.

Even if I have blinds?

By: Rachel R.

Rachel R. — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:51:51 +0000

The person who wrote this note really fails at being Jewish. You aren’t supposed to write God’s name on paper like that because it’ll be crumpled up and thrown out. Especially Adonai, which is the name you use in prayers.

By: Shii

Shii — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:07:52 +0000

I gotta say, it’s a very Jewish response

By: Pers

Pers — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:38:16 +0000

God (aka Kelly) hates moochers.

Someone stole His last piece of celestial pizza from His heavenly fridge and He’s ticked. It had His name on it and everything!

By: Alyssa Myers

Alyssa Myers — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 05:28:53 +0000

No puppies were harmed in the making of this comment. LOL

By: Renagade676

Renagade676 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:59:51 +0000

MrRilla has just made clear how God played a hand in the parting of the Red Sea. He might want to answer to MamaRilla about how the burning bush happened, though. Not meant to offend, just said in humor. I know my hubs would love to use that excuse too, but we’re Wiccan in this household, and that means the Goddess rules.

Back on topic: I loved the whole ‘What if I’m starving to death’ bit. That’s the most pitiful excuse. They always have an option out of starving. Like, I don’t know, going to food bank, getting a job, or maybe ASKING someone. My great-grandma’s church always had a potluck. Maybe if the synogogue had one every Saturday this loser wouldn’t starve. If it was my food disappearing I’d answer back with ‘Now I’m starving too.”.

By: ellehcor

ellehcor — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:43:06 +0000

Izzard can kick Chuck Norris’ ass while wearing heels and full make-up (from his squirrel hole stash).

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:04:36 +0000

@9.15 That is a much cooler band name than Frankie goes to Hollywood.

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:00:39 +0000

You can’t get no Nookie if you have a Limp Bizkit.

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:36:58 +0000

MrRilla is convinced that god’s name is actually “MyPenis”.. He is always saying “MyPenis is god in this house.”

By: Wordtinker doesnt smith

Wordtinker doesnt smith — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:25:33 +0000

Well, as long as we’re discussing the TRUE name of (insert your favorite name for the monotheistic deity here), I guess I’ll chime in.

God’s true name is (drumroll, please):

Politicized Behavior Modification Technique Applicable on a Global Scale.

or Fred, I’ve never been sure.

By: amy d

amy d — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:34:56 +0000

I spent 20 minutes reading this thread thinking it was about fisting. That’s 20 minutes I’ll never get back.

(tips hat to Rb and Claw)

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:17:21 +0000

I have too much junk in my trunk.