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By: la

la — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:25:03 +0000

I had a very special Swingline in an office full of crappy, no name “staplers.” It got stolen daily because it was the only one in ten offices that worked and nobody but me thought a working stapler was important enough to buy their own until it actually came time to, you know, staple.

I so rarely feel the pain of a PAN author….

But then again, we used to steal stuff from Steve (you have to say it with a chuckle and a shake of the head, though), and when he would come to tell the boss that he’d lost his work or whatever, she’d send one of us back to his office to find it. Of course, we’d promptly find it (because yet another co-conspirator would sneak back in and put it back while he was fessing up to having lost it) and make him look like a tool. He quit via cell phone from the parking lot one morning…claimed he just couldn’t take one more day. Poor Steve.

By: pony girl

pony girl — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:17:37 +0000

*rushes out to buy some blinds*

By: Woman on the Verge

Woman on the Verge — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:28:19 +0000

Tough love, Critical Grass. Suck it up.

By: Kristin

Kristin — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:40:47 +0000

That stapler was f’n DE-LI-CIOUS!!!!

By: tbunnyacox

tbunnyacox — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:27:48 +0000

i was just thinking that same thing, except this guy didn’t say “frickin’” 20 times.

By: Caitlin

Caitlin — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:34:11 +0000

You did what youhad to do.

By: Caitlin

Caitlin — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:32:01 +0000

What reasons do you need to be shown?

By: InYourSleep

InYourSleep — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:29:00 +0000

Daves 4 life!!!

By: Char (PSI Tutor:Mentor)

Char (PSI Tutor:Mentor) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:06:15 +0000

unholyghost2003~ no me not shiny and not always happy~ just a Spartan with a sense of humor

~:-)

By: Critical Grass

Critical Grass — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:47:27 +0000

Whom?

By: pony girl

pony girl — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:23:36 +0000

Is this the party to whom I am speaking?

By: pony girl

pony girl — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:18:52 +0000

Kelly,
So, do I call you Daddy now?

By: kaerdna

kaerdna — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:48:19 +0000

I’d say the second is more like Andy and Jim. Remember the cell phone in the ceiling?! Prediction: anger management will be a part of Dave’s life in the very near future.