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By: Fetch. Roll over. DON’T SIT. | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

Fetch. Roll over. DON’T SIT. | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:24:54 +0000

[...] Thank you for not using my grill again [...]

By: GK

GK — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:11:55 +0000

Whatever you say, infant ~~abd~~ tyrone!

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:36:30 +0000

To you…eventually, but not just yet.

Have a Paypal account, do ya ?

How much does a scrolling mouse cost in your neighborhood?

Do you expect to need technical assistance when you get one?

I’m not mouse expert, but I know a guy whose gerbil is looking for a new home, and you’re sounding like maybe a good nesting spot for him.

http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-10.html

By: frostfromfire

frostfromfire — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:42:33 +0000

I have a feeling the note writers are from MN…

By: Maude

Maude — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:23:09 +0000

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

By: spottedbuddy

spottedbuddy — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:56:26 +0000

My grill was your grill
Then I saw you pick your nose
Keep your green paws off

By: spottedbuddy

spottedbuddy — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:50:40 +0000

Cake and fruit potluck next Thursday at noon, followed by polka dancing on the roof. See Casey in Apt. 300, who works in human resources, to find out what to bring.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:02:13 +0000

I HEAR PRINCE ALBERT IN THE CAN!

By: GK

GK — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:50:58 +0000

Don’t you ever stop talking?

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:45:38 +0000

File under:
Of An Eve, Catholicism Will Stick It To Your Ribs
But Father, Couldn’t We Just Be Friends?
Satisfaction Guaranteed with Paypal
As Ye Bestow, So Shall Ye Reap (sp?)
Ferrari Testosterroni, the New Popemobile

Fishnet-sheathed sisters set upon by heirophants…
Siblings, like wolves in sheepshead clothing, eaten at by indulgent priests given dispensation to consume anything with the outward appearance of the marine…and when the precious and precocious young cabin-boys have left the school to go back to their respective homes for the weekend, well, the sisters are the answers to ones preyers all right…any port in a storm as the men from Galilee might have put it.

Oh, the Lord is my shepherd all right my droogies…

And whether it’s the very First time or the Second, Happiness is Coming!

By: park rose

park rose — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 07:08:21 +0000

I hear they’ve been trying to break that habit for years, but who can resist a sistah in wimple-pickers and fish net stockings? The fishnets mean that the meat the priests eat on Fridays has papal approval. Some of the sisters bestow blessings via paypal as well.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:26:30 +0000

None, meat that priests eat on Fridays, is misspelled.

By: cTo

cTo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:48:42 +0000

Honestly, I am going to side with the BBQ owner. It’s one thing to use your neighbors grill to toast some of your own dinner. It’s quite another to invite a bunch of your friends over to use said grill and not ask him/her first. I am a very open and sharing person, but this exact thing happened at the last place I lived at, where the the upstairs neighbor guys asked one night to use our grill to cook some burgers and we said sure no problem, whenever, and then two weeks later came home one evening and found 13 people on the back patio packed around it. It is self-entitled and rude.

That being said, this note is classic passive aggressive, so I approve of it.

(Also, I hope you paid to replace the gas/charcoal you used if you didn’t have your own. Our wanker neighbors sure didn’t.)

By: park rose

park rose — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:19:50 +0000

None, the wiser, is not.