Writes our anonymous submitter: “I know Carl to have done exactly what she’s saying — cheat on her and lie to the girls saying he didn’t have a girlfriend. But still, a mass e-mail? Really? I’m not even on her friends list…so did she send it to his friends?” (The “k-hole,” by the way, reportedly refers to the apartment in which Carl lives.)
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#1
Meewunk
Classy!
Oct 21, 2009 at 7:56 pm rating: 90
#2
sue
How is this a mass email if it’s a FB message between the sender and one other person? Just asking….
Oct 21, 2009 at 7:57 pm rating: 90
#3
um
wtf is a k-hole?
Oct 21, 2009 at 8:03 pm rating: 90
#4
Canthz_B
Poor Allison, it’s sad when the last to know it’s all over believes that they were the first to know.
Oct 21, 2009 at 8:04 pm rating: 90
#5
PeaceLoveFood
It was sent to the anonymous submitter because *she* was one of the girls Carl was cheating on her with, thus how she knows he was doing so.
Oct 21, 2009 at 8:07 pm rating: 90
#6
Critical Grass
I think it’s very sweet of Allison to perform such a classy information service to all of “their” friends about their relationship status. Because, you know, everybody needs to know that Carl is officially single now, not that it will lead to a major change in his behavior (according to the e-mail), but still… Very, very helpful and lovely girl.
I see a future in journalism here… Just sayin’.
Oct 21, 2009 at 8:15 pm rating: 90
#7
Canthz_B
Carl is officially single.
I gave him gonorrhea, then broke-up with his cheating ass (and the rest of him too!).
Feel free to share the news with all interested parties.
– Allison (also now single, at least until this shit clears up)
Oct 21, 2009 at 8:39 pm rating: 90
#8
G-dog
I can’t be the only one who wants to high-five Allison.
Oct 21, 2009 at 9:02 pm rating: 90
#9
Anon
I have a foolproof way of finding out what the K-hole is.
http://tinyurl.com/yklbovc
You guys need to do more drugs. And maybe have sex with Carl.
Oct 21, 2009 at 9:11 pm rating: 90
#10
Amanda
I don’t think it’s creepy at all. Just funny. And why shouldn’t the character of a liar be exposed? High five from me too.
Oct 21, 2009 at 9:37 pm rating: 90
#11
Jennifer
First of all, I would like to say kudos to Allison for not just laying down and taking being treated like crap. If more women would fight back, less men would treat them badly.
Secondly, to all of you heartless people out there saying that she’s behaving strangely, apparently you’ve never had your heart broken. It makes you do weird things. Be a little sensitive already. And stop standing up for men who treat women badly!
Oct 21, 2009 at 10:42 pm rating: 90
#12
Oho
Is it just me or does she have an old lady neck?
Oct 21, 2009 at 11:07 pm rating: 90
#13
pony girl
Depending on what his sensitive issues are, one could send a letter to the cheater with “Information You Requested” typed on the front, all official like.
With the return address of, oh, Porn Addicts Anonymous, or Herpes Support Group of America or some such.
ps-dangit! Now I can’t do that, he’ll know. Shoot
Oct 21, 2009 at 11:09 pm rating: 90
#14
Susan
*high five*
I think I love her. Excellent revenge this one.
Oct 22, 2009 at 3:59 am rating: 90
#15
GoldenShow-Slumbers
Never underestimate the power of the K-hole!
Oct 22, 2009 at 5:41 am rating: 90
#16
adam
This girl was cute enough that Carl put up with lying to her for 9 months, but not hot enough for him to actually be faithful to her.
I’m guessing shes probably a 6 out of ten. Most likely she bought him food and cleaned up from time to time. The “k-hole” doesn’t sound like a place where the fridge is always stocked with things other than cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Oct 22, 2009 at 7:38 am rating: 90
#17
infant tyrone
1) Anybody catch her address?
I sell Kirby vacs, Great Books, and Encyclopedia Britanica and I’m low on dough to blow on Vitamin K…
2) Seriously?….9 months?….social networking??
Does anyone else suspect that this could be our dear Miss Place ?
No wonder she needed those #s so desperately…
Oct 22, 2009 at 9:35 am rating: 90
#18
number15
there are definitely classier ways to handle such a scenario as this, but a habitual cheater deserves a public humiliation if it suits the cheatee (?). cordiality takes a back seat.
Oct 22, 2009 at 9:55 am rating: 90
#19
Bunny
Carl was seen canoodling with meatwad at Chez Lounge!
Oct 22, 2009 at 11:14 am rating: 90
#20
Brittney
Damn, that’s pretty harsh.
Oct 22, 2009 at 11:24 am rating: 90
#21
Mrs. HorribleLicensePlates
Shut your k-hole!
Oct 22, 2009 at 11:58 am rating: 90
#22
Critical Grass
Allison is living in a world where Taylor Swift’s songs are some kind of a relationship guide.
Oct 22, 2009 at 11:58 am rating: 90
#23
adam
Facebook stuff is always awesome on here!
Oct 22, 2009 at 1:28 pm rating: 90
#24
MrMurakami
I’d like to welcome you all to the K-hole addiction support group. I understand a few of you fell off the wagon last night, though I won’t mention any names (scathing glance at back row). However much we may like it when Carl talks down to us, manipulates us, degrades us, and calls us on only rare occasions when he is drunk and lonely, we need to find solace in the serenity prayer. Allison, can you get us started?
Oct 22, 2009 at 2:06 pm rating: 90
#25
aaa
I’m officially single. People’s horror at my nudity seems to keep me in that state…
Oct 22, 2009 at 5:22 pm rating: 90
#26
aaa
He was a douchebag
Now everyone knows this
They knew already
Oct 22, 2009 at 5:24 pm rating: 90
#27
Lindsey
Well we all know it isn’t official until it’s on Facebook…
Oct 22, 2009 at 6:16 pm rating: 90
#28
T. Dillinger
Facebook breakups are good for making it official, but who has the time for that? Tweet that shit, and be done with it.
Oct 23, 2009 at 3:53 pm rating: 90
#29
mel
what this girl did is no worse than anyone who submits to PAN to publicly ridicule someone’s PA behaviour (usually deservingly so)
Dec 26, 2009 at 11:15 am rating: 90
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