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October 21st, 2009 · 126 comments

Writes our anonymous submitter: “I know Carl to have done exactly what she’s saying — cheat on her and lie to the girls saying he didn’t have a girlfriend. But still, a mass e-mail? Really? I’m not even on her friends list…so did she send it to his friends?” (The “k-hole,” by the way, reportedly refers to the apartment in which Carl lives.)

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  • #1   Meewunk

    Classy!

    Oct 21, 2009 at 7:56 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Absolutely, because we all know that for the ultimate in class and style the Facebook is the only way to fly…

      Oct 21, 2009 at 8:16 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   bullwinkle

      I fly facebook first class for all my vindictive trips!

      Oct 21, 2009 at 11:22 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Pablo Neurotic

      Can you get frequent flyer miles on that M’Rilla?

      Oct 22, 2009 at 10:01 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   infant tyrone bang

      Not yet…FB sez there is a transition *planned* (so they say) from the current Frequent Martyr Points system to Frequent Flyer Miles…

      But the FMP program is sooo popular with ex-GF’s of Carl’s, FB seems to be getting a lot of pushback in the focus groups…

      If not for Carl, the FFM’s would be a *shoe-in* to replace FMP’s

      Of course, people in the Joan Crawford groups are frantic about the wardrobe implications, not to mention the IRL social networking changes

      I see my light come shining,
      from the West down to the East,
      Any day nowwww, any day nowwww,

      Oct 22, 2009 at 10:57 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Pablo Neurotic

      At least they give you complimentary slippers and a cocktail when you fly facebook first class.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Critical Grass bang

      I like pleasure spiked with pain and FB is my aeroplane,
      It’s my aeroplane.

      And also, I first read “Pablo Neruda” instead of “Pablo Neurotic”. :)

      Oct 22, 2009 at 1:39 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   Pablo Neurotic

      Yay, thank you CG!

      From billow to billow you still called and sang.
      Standing like a sailor in the prow of a vessel.

      You still flowered in songs, you still brike the currents.
      Oh pit of debris, open and bitter well.

      Pale blind diver, luckless slinger,
      lost discoverer, in you everything sank!

      It is the hour of departure, the hard cold hour
      which the night fastens to all the timetables.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 1:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   Critical Grass bang

      @ 1.7 – Si, claro que no tienes ninguna idea, yo no te pregunté nada.

      A ver… Si, esto es todo.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 2:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.9   infant tyrone bang

      Mi falta…etaba ciego en dos direcciones.

      Mierda pasa…al menos para mi…

      Gracias por no ser cruel.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 2:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.10   Critical Grass bang

      ¡Venga! ¡No te pongas así, que estoy haciendo coña, chico!

      Oct 22, 2009 at 2:35 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.11   infant tyrone bang

      Es una cona (disculpa mi teclado Amerikanski) mas o menos igual a una broma o un chiste ?

      Oct 22, 2009 at 3:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.12   But to Get Back to Facebook for a Second

      PAN Filter intercepting live link…..BUT

      go to youtube
      search = facebook kate live
      take 1st selection you get (almost 500,000 views)

      Allison’s new empowerfulizing song

      Oct 22, 2009 at 4:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.13   Critical Grass bang

      IT @ 1.11 – Si, coña = broma.
      ‘Broma’ es más usado en España.
      Pero “chiste” es un poco diferente, es más como una ‘joke’.
      Bromas aparte.

      Nice going on the video. LMAO.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 7:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.14   infant tyrone bang

      CG…

      Glad you liked it…

      After I sent it out to an ancha-banda de amigos unas meses pasados…an old girlfriend from college wrote to say that she had had the exact same thing happen to her a few days before.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 11:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   sue

    How is this a mass email if it’s a FB message between the sender and one other person? Just asking….

    Oct 21, 2009 at 7:57 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Act

      I thought the same thing. Considering this guy said he wasn’t on her friends list, I’m guessing she mass-messaged her friends and then specifically went after the submitter, which is extraordinarily weird and creepy.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 8:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   um

    wtf is a k-hole?

    Oct 21, 2009 at 8:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Key hole?

      Oct 21, 2009 at 8:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   Critical Grass bang

      Everybody who visited Carl’s apartment had out-of-body experiences, that’s why it’s called “The K-hole”. They had a support group for this particular issue, but it ended when they realized that Carl had slept with eveybody when they were, huh… not there, really.

      And they sworn to not talk about it EVER! Right, Allison?! We had a deal, dude. And you bro… Ok… I’m gonna wrap it up right here…

      Oct 21, 2009 at 8:35 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Canthz_B bang

      The second hole of the back nine?

      Oct 21, 2009 at 8:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   downtherabbithole

      If everybody minded their own business , the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 8:50 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   Canthz_B bang

      If you’ve ever tried to put together Barbie’s dream house, two Barbie Corvettes, a Barbie Winnebago and assorted GI Joe vehicles equipped with rocket launchers, winches and the like between the hours of Midnight and 6am on Christmas morning…you know full well the K-hole is never where the directions say it is!

      dammit!! this thing is going to need batteries!!! i’ve gotta run to the 7-11, anyone need anything?

      Oct 21, 2009 at 8:52 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.6   Act

      My personal theory is that a lovely friend of Carl is both a passionate hockey fan and statistically-minded baseball fan. They somehow combined the term “five-hole” with the stat “Ks” and came up with “K-hole.” They decided to call the room that because they were drunk.

      Fin.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 8:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.7   Neeners

      3.5 As a previous owner of the Barbie Townhouse, I commend you as a responsible father/Santa. I loved that damn thing.

      (The K-hole is where you throw Ken when he pees on instead of in the pink toilet.)

      Oct 21, 2009 at 10:40 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.8   Neeners

      Um, it’s the way she likes to take it I guess. Friend of the K-hole forever. Once you go k-hole you never go back. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 10:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.9   Neeners

      3.4 Rabbit, K-hole sounds like fun business. I would like to glide on silk wheeeeeeeeeee

      The def. sounds like a literal bad trip or PMS: “Experience of the K-hole may include distortions in bodily awareness, such as the feeling that one’s body is being tugged, or is gliding on silk, flying, or has grown very large or distended. Users have reported the sensation of their soul leaving their human body.Users have also often reported feeling more skeletal or becoming more aware of their bones – the shape of their hands is also often of interest.”

      Oct 21, 2009 at 11:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.10   GK bang

      Wikipedia’s responsible researchers are as industriously studious as anyone could ask for, aren’t they?

      “What article shall I create today? Oh, [[List of sexual innuendos in Pokémon names]]! I’m just going to research the living heck out of this one!”

      Oct 22, 2009 at 3:18 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.11   Meesh

      That’s actually a pretty accurate description of a K-hole. Well done, Wikipedia. Neeners, PMS? Not so much.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 7:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.12   Damn Hippie

      I just thought she had elided the “Y”.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 9:21 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.13   infant tyrone bang

      The News-tra-domme-us
      has posted among us…

      rose prophesied this yesterday at #5.12

      clearly Allison ate at M&G’s in P’burgh…

      Sister Mary Discipline, The See’er of Elision… FTW
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      I can’t be the only one who thinks this raises *serious* questions about the continuing relevance of TimeCube…

      Oct 22, 2009 at 10:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.14   Not Ken

      Barbie has a bitchin’ townhouse and a ‘vette, what does that girl do for a living to rate all the luxuries?

      As a side note old Barbies really burn once you get them lit! Just don’t get any of that melty plastic on you. It is like napalm that they used in ‘Nam man! You can’t get it off and it burns right down.
      The man in the black pajamas, a worthy adversary.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 11:21 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.15   Neeners

      3.11 Meesh, your invited to my house that week and then you can decide. It can get pretty wierd when I’m not on my medication.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 11:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.16   Raine

      A K-hole is what happens when you take too much ketamine (K). It is a tranq so the wiki article is quite accurate

      Oct 22, 2009 at 10:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Canthz_B bang

    Poor Allison, it’s sad when the last to know it’s all over believes that they were the first to know.

    Oct 21, 2009 at 8:04 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   PeaceLoveFood

    It was sent to the anonymous submitter because *she* was one of the girls Carl was cheating on her with, thus how she knows he was doing so.

    Oct 21, 2009 at 8:07 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Silence bang

      Yep. Or at least, our dear Allison suspects she’s one of these chicks, so she’s adding a little extra dig and guilt.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 9:42 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Critical Grass bang

    I think it’s very sweet of Allison to perform such a classy information service to all of “their” friends about their relationship status. Because, you know, everybody needs to know that Carl is officially single now, not that it will lead to a major change in his behavior (according to the e-mail), but still… Very, very helpful and lovely girl.
    I see a future in journalism here… Just sayin’.

    Oct 21, 2009 at 8:15 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Canthz_B bang

    Carl is officially single.
    I gave him gonorrhea, then broke-up with his cheating ass (and the rest of him too!).
    Feel free to share the news with all interested parties.

    – Allison (also now single, at least until this shit clears up)

    Oct 21, 2009 at 8:39 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Yes, the gift that keeps on giving…

      Oct 21, 2009 at 8:51 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   hellocello

      Saying he had an STD would have made the mass mailing worthwhile, it not less creepy.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 9:02 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   GK bang

      “I broke up with Carl. Oozing sores on his peen. Do not want.”

      Oct 22, 2009 at 3:19 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   Woman on the Verge bang

      Free to a good home… or a K-Hole. Slightly used ex-boyfriend with training issues. No returns. Free shipping.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 8:55 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.5   Critical Grass bang

      “I broke up with Carl b/c he lied to me, turns out that wasn’t a pimple on his penis.”

      Oct 22, 2009 at 9:46 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.6   Critical Grass bang

      Hey babe, don’t worry, that wasn’t STD. I just got pink eye there…

      Carl

      Oct 22, 2009 at 9:49 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   G-dog

    I can’t be the only one who wants to high-five Allison.

    Oct 21, 2009 at 9:02 pm   rating: 49  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   April

      I want to high five her too.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 9:10 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Critical Grass bang

      elevated handslap FTW!

      Oct 21, 2009 at 9:42 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Silence bang

      Me three. Guys who act like that deserve to be humiliated.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 9:43 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.4   Neeners

      Am I the only one who just wants to high five her up side the head?

      A memo to all is a little too pathetic but I understand the anger. Wait until you’ve calmed down first then you’ll ask yourself ‘should I really post my personally embarrassing private life on Facebook?”

      “Yeah! Ok I will. Feel sorry for me world, I’m the only one who has been cheated on and humiliated and I am seeking support through a social network.”

      K-hole means A-hole. Maybe Carl is supposed to be spelled with a K.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 10:35 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.5   Canthz_B bang

      Agreed, Neeners.

      Telling the world that your significant other cheated on you for nine months is intended to show what a bad person they are, but also shows what a fool you are to have been with someone for nine months and not known that there was something wrong.

      Team don’t air dirty laundry, your items share the clothesline.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 12:34 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.6   GoldenShow-Slumbers

      Unfortunately, guys like this are rarely humiliated – they can justify their behavior until they are blue in the face. I am sure Allison feels a it better about it, though.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 5:39 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.7   Amanda

      Nope, you aren’t the only one, because I do too. Cheating is so dirty and disrespectful–geez! If you want someone else, at least have the balls to dump me first. I’d rather be dumped than be cheated on any day.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 8:56 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.8   Critical Grass bang

      I understand why she did it. I also know that if she had calmed down first, she wouldn’t have posted it on FB. And Carl won’t be even slightly offended by that email. So, totally not worth it…
      Anyway… Only the wearer knows where the shoe pinches.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 10:30 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Anon

    I have a foolproof way of finding out what the K-hole is.

    http://tinyurl.com/yklbovc

    You guys need to do more drugs. And maybe have sex with Carl.

    Oct 21, 2009 at 9:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Jonathan

      Whether before or after, if you do the latter, you’ll undoubtedly need to do the former. Those drugs were fucking delicious.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 10:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Neeners

      We did and our k-hole hurts

      Oct 21, 2009 at 10:49 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   Woman on the Verge bang

      Did you totally take the time to make that for us? I’m almost impressed.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 8:57 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.4   Raine

      No kidding – I cant believe this many people dont know what a k hole is – or how many people think they know, but dont :D

      Oct 22, 2009 at 10:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.5   park rose

      Different drug, but that’s why Allison is covered with the smiley face, huh? And you’ve left one behind too. Guess the rest of us just aren’t special enough ;)

      Oct 22, 2009 at 10:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   Amanda

    I don’t think it’s creepy at all. Just funny. And why shouldn’t the character of a liar be exposed? High five from me too.

    Oct 21, 2009 at 9:37 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Neeners

      I’m a liar but I expose myself

      Oct 21, 2009 at 10:50 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   pony girl bang

      Neeners,
      Just be sure not to do that in your kitchen at 5:30 a.m. whilst drinking coffee. Leads to arrest, apparently.
      i.e. please buy blinds

      Oct 21, 2009 at 11:05 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   Neeners

      Awwww they always want to ruin my fun

      Oct 21, 2009 at 11:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   Critical Grass bang

      Well I lie, and I’m easy.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 10:10 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   Erect Gentry

      Please trim your hedges it is hard for me to see you from the building across the street!

      Oct 22, 2009 at 11:16 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.6   Critical Grass bang

      *closing the blinds*

      Oct 22, 2009 at 12:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.7   infant tyrone bang

      At first I read “Erect Gantry” but I was an impressionable boy back in the early ’60′s and lived near Cape Canaveral to boot…

      But it’s just a horny Gentleman (let’s call him an “Excitable Boy”) who likes to watch.

      NTTAWWT

      P.S. If you saw his image gallery you might be surprised at just what sort of watch he’s into. There’s leather involved. Aye…and straps…

      Oct 22, 2009 at 3:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Jennifer

    First of all, I would like to say kudos to Allison for not just laying down and taking being treated like crap. If more women would fight back, less men would treat them badly.
    Secondly, to all of you heartless people out there saying that she’s behaving strangely, apparently you’ve never had your heart broken. It makes you do weird things. Be a little sensitive already. And stop standing up for men who treat women badly!

    Oct 21, 2009 at 10:42 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Neeners

      Carl probably is the K-hole of the century but she essentially made herself a whiney ass martyr by announcing her private life to the world. Save it for your true friends girl.

      Her friends and his friends probably already knew and didn’t bother to tell her. Everyone goes through this crap, the best thing to do is key his car, stick week old warm tuna in his heating vents, spread nasty rumors about his sexual techniques and penis, call his parents and tell them he has proposed and thank you for paying for the wedding, stalk him relentlessly, hmmm… any other good ideas? Keep em coming people

      Oct 21, 2009 at 10:55 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   much to my chagrin bang

      People who post this kind of drama are usually not content to just keep it to Facebook, either. They have to spread that shit around to their coworkers, acquaintances, cashiers, and anyone else who feels obligated to listen politely or cannot physically run away.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 12:23 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   GK bang

      Really, if people had ignoring skills as good as mine, there would be less drama in the world.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 3:22 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   Woman on the Verge bang

      But, Neeners, by definition a martyr would suffer in silence. At best, she is a wannabe martyr which is infinitely more pathetic.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 8:59 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.5   Beanster bang

      my ignoring skills are so good i’m not even going to comment on topic, ignoring internet decorum.

      HEY!! OVER HERE!!! I CAN”T LOG IN TO WORDPRESS!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! HEY!!!

      feel free to ignore that little outburst. i already have.

      feel free to ignore that little outburst. i already have.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 9:20 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.6   infant tyrone bang

      OK, Bubba “G” ! Ignore this……

      Just so you don’t lose your edge,
      Coach ty

      Oct 22, 2009 at 9:22 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.7   Neeners

      11.4 Your right WV, now I have to think up another ‘big’ word to make myself look intelligent …..hmmmmm

      how bout cathartic?… Ex K-hole lover thought posting on Facebook would be cathartic, yet it was strangely more depressing and pathetic after the adrenalin died down and people blocked her from their friends list.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 11:35 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.8   infant tyrone bang

      Neens…

      0) Make sure Carl doesn’t owe you any $$
      1) Get appropriate sized selection of potatoes
      2) Get broom or broomhandle/broomstick
      3) Get black shoe polish or suitable equivalent
      4) Select potato only slightly larger than Carl’s car’s muffler’s exhaust pipe
      5) Paint potato
      6) Push potato deep into exhaust pipe with broom.itm
      7) Leave knowing that Carl will soon choose: new engine or new car

      Happy Motoring Y’all !

      And remember what Mr. Good-monkey-wrench always sez:

      Rev-rev-rev-rev-rev-rev-engin’ is sport best played on uneven fields.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.9   Neeners

      Yes, or pay to have someone insert said potato where the sun don’t shine. Watch that dark alley Carl!!

      Oct 22, 2009 at 4:37 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.10   infant tyrone bang

      Neens…

      Potatoes, like legendary gerbils, usually exit humans w/o injury (to humans), but could potentially result in demise, leaving the perp(s) (you or your *hit-person or both of y’alls) subject to the possibility of a long stretch in the “joint”, where the activity that got you put there would probably be revisited painfully on the spot where the sun don’t shine on y’all…over + over + etc…

      Stick with the car’s tailpipe…safer for y’all.

      Oct 23, 2009 at 11:25 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Oho

    Is it just me or does she have an old lady neck?

    Oct 21, 2009 at 11:07 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Neeners

      No it’s a turkey neck

      Oct 21, 2009 at 11:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Thanks!

      I was hoping someone had noticed that neck! Yikes! She’s an old lady! If she has not learned by now how to deal with men (in an effective manner), she needs to leave them alone.

      Oct 21, 2009 at 11:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   Neeners

      You were hoping, but now I’m troubled. What if my neck starts looking like that? I just spent 15 minutes in the bathroom mirror obsessing about whether I have turkey neck yet.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 12:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   Damn Hippie

      That’s a wattle! EEEeeeep. I am sure that you have a lovely neck Neeners. :shock:

      Oct 22, 2009 at 9:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   Snayl bang

      This here is the wattle,
      it’s the emblem of our land.
      You can stick it in a bottle
      you can hold it in your hand.
      A-MEN!

      Oct 22, 2009 at 11:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   Neeners

      12.4 Yup, thanks to Proctor and Gamble and all their fine Oil of Olay products, my wattle is as smooth as a babies behind.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 11:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   pony girl bang

    Depending on what his sensitive issues are, one could send a letter to the cheater with “Information You Requested” typed on the front, all official like.
    With the return address of, oh, Porn Addicts Anonymous, or Herpes Support Group of America or some such.

    ps-dangit! Now I can’t do that, he’ll know. Shoot

    Oct 21, 2009 at 11:09 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Neeners

      But PG, those support groups are how Carl meets most of his prospective girl friends

      Oct 21, 2009 at 11:20 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Susan

    *high five*

    I think I love her. Excellent revenge this one.

    Oct 22, 2009 at 3:59 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Susannie

      You think? The best revenge is to live a happy life, whilst cursing the k-hole silently at night ;)

      Oct 22, 2009 at 5:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   Neeners

      And throwing dirty cat litter in the trunk of his car….and ok I’ll quit now

      Oct 22, 2009 at 11:31 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   GoldenShow-Slumbers

    Never underestimate the power of the K-hole!

    Oct 22, 2009 at 5:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   adam

    This girl was cute enough that Carl put up with lying to her for 9 months, but not hot enough for him to actually be faithful to her.

    I’m guessing shes probably a 6 out of ten. Most likely she bought him food and cleaned up from time to time. The “k-hole” doesn’t sound like a place where the fridge is always stocked with things other than cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

    Oct 22, 2009 at 7:38 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   tinkerbell2

      adam, you sound like kind of a k-hole yourself.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 8:02 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   adam

      Thanks, though I disagree. Have seen this situation play out back in my “shared living space” days. Just trying to be honest.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 8:08 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   Critical Grass bang

      Pftt… Yeah, ’cause that’s what we need around here, HONESTY.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 9:56 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   Beanster bang

      i HONESTLY think lots of things.

      examples:
      1. ed hardy is not hot.
      2. frat boys are not hot.
      3. naming your place of residence “initial-hole” is not original. my university town is “affectionately” named the K-hole, wherin lies the unfortunate, massive construction project, the Q-hole.
      4. Point number three leads me to believe point number two is even more true.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 10:28 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   Neeners

      People who name things ____-hole are bung-holes

      Oct 22, 2009 at 11:39 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.6   Neeners

      Adam are you still judging people on the 1 to 10 scale?

      Oct 22, 2009 at 11:42 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.7   adam

      Not really. I think of women as being attractive case by case basis. Figured i’d use it here so that people would get my point.

      Unfortunately, it’s a truth in life that the attractive get treated better, like the peacocks with more fancy and colorful feathers are the ones who get chosen as mating partners.

      The guy Carl was obviously a douche, making it even more less likely that a extremely attractive and with-it woman would stay in a committed relationship with someone who obviously did not return the favor.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 1:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.8   Mo® bang

      I think of cases in a woman by woman basis. It helps me to keep the restraining orders in…well, order.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 1:35 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.9   Neeners

      And mom said you were away on business. I knew she was lying.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 4:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.10   aaa bang

      Adam seems ugly on the inside. Maybe on the outside too. It’d be helpful if he matched.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 5:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.11   park rose

      I don’t know that you chose the best example, adam, considering it is the male peacocks that are the pretty ones, and that they are also polygamous. True, usually it is the females who do the choosing, though, but they do not get an exclusive, monogamous mate. For which they might be thankful.

      The peacock’s train is also very impractical, and only designed to attract a mate, I think. Most polygamous birds don’t tend to stick around and help with rearing the chicks, either. The original wham-bam thank you mams.

      And attractiveness really is in the eye of the beholder, and I think there are plenty of attractive and ‘with it’ females and males who are cheated on. Nine months is pretty short, relatively speaking. Just ask Jackie Kennedy (if you could), or any French President’s wife or lover.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 5:40 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.12   Neeners

      I once went out with a peacock but he was only a 7 so I had to dump him. Plus he was a terrible kisser.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 11:41 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.13   Canthz_B bang

      Not to put too fine a point on it, but the female of the species is a peahen.
      No need to say female peacock. It would be like saying female bull instead of cow.

      Oct 23, 2009 at 11:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.14   RP

      Lots of people who cheat do so no matter how attractive their mate is. Look at all the female celebrities who had men cheat on them. They don’t like being with just one person, period.

      Oct 26, 2009 at 10:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   infant tyrone bang

    1) Anybody catch her address?

    I sell Kirby vacs, Great Books, and Encyclopedia Britanica and I’m low on dough to blow on Vitamin K…

    2) Seriously?….9 months?….social networking??

    Does anyone else suspect that this could be our dear Miss Place ?

    No wonder she needed those #s so desperately…

    Oct 22, 2009 at 9:35 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   number15

    there are definitely classier ways to handle such a scenario as this, but a habitual cheater deserves a public humiliation if it suits the cheatee (?). cordiality takes a back seat.

    Oct 22, 2009 at 9:55 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Bunny

    Carl was seen canoodling with meatwad at Chez Lounge!

    Oct 22, 2009 at 11:14 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   Critical Grass bang

      You got thumbed for canoodling.

      Yeah, I know…

      Oct 22, 2009 at 11:21 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   Mo® bang

      Carl has a talking combo meal as friends.

      Oct 22, 2009 at 1:40 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   Brittney

    Damn, that’s pretty harsh.

    Oct 22, 2009 at 11:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Mrs. HorribleLicensePlates

    Shut your k-hole!

    Oct 22, 2009 at 11:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Critical Grass bang

    Allison is living in a world where Taylor Swift’s songs are some kind of a relationship guide.

    Oct 22, 2009 at 11:58 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   adam

    Facebook stuff is always awesome on here!

    Oct 22, 2009 at 1:28 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   MrMurakami bang

    I’d like to welcome you all to the K-hole addiction support group. I understand a few of you fell off the wagon last night, though I won’t mention any names (scathing glance at back row). However much we may like it when Carl talks down to us, manipulates us, degrades us, and calls us on only rare occasions when he is drunk and lonely, we need to find solace in the serenity prayer. Allison, can you get us started?

    Oct 22, 2009 at 2:06 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   aaa bang

    I’m officially single. People’s horror at my nudity seems to keep me in that state…

    Oct 22, 2009 at 5:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   aaa bang

    He was a douchebag
    Now everyone knows this
    They knew already

    Oct 22, 2009 at 5:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Critical Grass bang

      He was a douchebag
      Official: Carl is single
      The great douchecanoe

      Oct 22, 2009 at 8:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   infant tyrone bang

      aaa,

      Wanna buy a syllable ?

      or are you planning on selling ev-er-y-one ?

      Don’t think CB is in the market…
      No, I’m not now, if ya know what I mean…

      Oct 23, 2009 at 4:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   park rose bang

      ty, get current baby. We’re on the latest note.

      Oct 23, 2009 at 4:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.4   infant tyrone bang

      rose…

      As Mom used to ask,”Well if *everybody* decided to jump off a cliff…etc.”

      That was what she *used* to say, until she went out to a Lemmings Anonymous meeting one afternoon and never came back.

      ET/ty Straggling (strangling) ’til the bitter end

      Oct 23, 2009 at 11:43 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Lindsey

    Well we all know it isn’t official until it’s on Facebook…

    Oct 22, 2009 at 6:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   T. Dillinger

    Facebook breakups are good for making it official, but who has the time for that? Tweet that shit, and be done with it.

    Oct 23, 2009 at 3:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   mel

    what this girl did is no worse than anyone who submits to PAN to publicly ridicule someone’s PA behaviour (usually deservingly so)

    Dec 26, 2009 at 11:15 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     

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