As Mom used to ask,”Well if *everybody* decided to jump off a cliff…etc.”

That was what she *used* to say, until she went out to a Lemmings Anonymous meeting one afternoon and never came back.

ET/ty Straggling (strangling) ’til the bitter end

Potatoes, like legendary gerbils, usually exit humans w/o injury (to humans), but could potentially result in demise, leaving the perp(s) (you or your *hit-person or both of y’alls) subject to the possibility of a long stretch in the “joint”, where the activity that got you put there would probably be revisited painfully on the spot where the sun don’t shine on y’all…over + over + etc…

Stick with the car’s tailpipe…safer for y’all.

Wanna buy a syllable ?

or are you planning on selling ev-er-y-one ?

Don’t think CB is in the market…
No, I’m not now, if ya know what I mean…

Glad you liked it…

After I sent it out to an ancha-banda de amigos unas meses pasados…an old girlfriend from college wrote to say that she had had the exact same thing happen to her a few days before.