Comments on: Thanks…I guess?

By: Metah-4 Genome

Metah-4 Genome — Thu, 20 May 2010 22:52:24 +0000

@Meesh #5.1
LMAO!!! That was hilarious!

By: the half-donut bandit

the half-donut bandit — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:28:58 +0000

[...] approach — an e-mail intervention, of sorts. i’d also be interested to see his advice for mike in cleveland, who seems to have a similar delusion about the health impact of eating 9 donuts instead of [...]

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:08:48 +0000

So, what does that say about the “Doughboys”?

Wait, never mind. I read the comment above about overweight Americans.
Luckily, they went overseas armed and dangerous.

Sure, they aren’t made of “do”, but neither are they “nuts”.
They are shaped like zeroes, so I guess “doughnaughts” would be proper!

By: Cookie

Cookie — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:40:53 +0000

I dunno… I’m not good at sharing food either.
I like how he decided to share AS he was writing the note, though. Funneh!

By: Amanda

Amanda — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:12:29 +0000

Mike is totally right… Eating 9 chocolate donuts is SO much better for you.

By: GK

GK — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:18:02 +0000

Park rose, sometimes a carrot nose is just a carrot nose.

By: GK

GK — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:16:36 +0000

Like, zoiks, Scoob! You must now wear the Mystery Unitard!

(the “mystery” part is what all the stains are)

By: GK

GK — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:15:06 +0000

Canthz_B, I find frustrated teacher angst to be more sticky than slippery. Also, it’s hell to get out of the carpet, and you know that stuff is going to leave a stain.

By: GK

GK — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:12:38 +0000

It’s “doughnut”, on account of how they’re not made out of “do”.

By: GK

GK — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:08:27 +0000

If Mike thinks he has ensured that, then he has a nasty shock awaiting him.

By: GK

GK — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:07:31 +0000

Like your roommates’ sense of disbelief, for example.

By: GK

GK — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:06:55 +0000

At police academies? Make me your president and I will guarantee free junk food consumption courses for every child!

You may be the fattest nation on Earth currently, but you can’t expect to keep up that level of excellence without dedication, effort, and the three Ps: practice, practice, practice.

By: GK

GK — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:01:08 +0000

Dealing with infant tyrone takes me way back. I remember when I used to think my opinions were interesting to others as well.

Pro Tip Time! Getting butthurt because Internet folk have gotten tired of your posting tenacity is like blood to a pool of sharks. Snarky sharks with green comments on their heads.

You must bring the funny, or else you must wear the unitard. I’m just trying to help you out here!

By: Bellabeastie

Bellabeastie — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:41:47 +0000

Wow–back after a long time missing. New peeps and old. (P.S. donuts in general gross me out, so that note would be viewed as an insult anyway. Leave me a lobster bisque and I will kiss your feet!)