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By: Your “Brown Friends” | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 21:48:56 +0000

[...] has a thing against students/alumni from a certain university in Providence, [...]

By: OhLawdy

OhLawdy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:13:40 +0000

I really like it when there are two that are vaguely related.

Oh oh oh.

By: angelbreath

angelbreath — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:58:18 +0000

Becky – yeah, right?

ALL: The “diamond cream” note is probably a joke. Someone missing his cream cheese and trying to leave a funny tongue-in-cheek note. It certainly doesn’t look serious. Now git.

By: Heather

Heather — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:08:02 +0000

I grew up in Lake Forest, woot!

By: Genosha

Genosha — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:18:24 +0000

I love that at my office there is a camera in the kitchen. Someone once was fired for stealing someone else’s burrito out of the fridge.

By: GK

GK — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:02:07 +0000

Dawww, it thinks it’s people.

By: mystic_eye_cda

mystic_eye_cda — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:08:16 +0000

Sooooooooooooo bad and yet sooooooooo good

By: LB

LB — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:28:57 +0000

That diamond cream was fucking delicious.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:17:42 +0000

Oh, I can just see the make-up episode on the Do-It-Yourself channel now…”How to make broiled red snapper and lip gloss”, “Your husband’s toolbox beauty secrets”.

By: Wordtinker doesnt smith

Wordtinker doesnt smith — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:56:13 +0000

It absolutely amazes me the lengths some women will go to in an effort to attain a ridiculously improbable standard of beauty.

Used industrial grade diamond dust infused into cold cream,
fish scales ground into lipstick (yep, that’s the real reason your lipstick has that irridescent shimmer),
and the active ingredient for Liquid Wrench (isopropyl myristate) in every “deep moisturizing” foundation, lotion and cream on the market.

I’m SO glad I was born devastatingly beautiful and don’t need to use any of that crap (surreptitiously slides her 40lb makeup kit behind the counter).

By: Becky

Becky — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:19:29 +0000

Sure there is.

It’s just a joke. It was cream cheese, notewriter was being funny.

By: Becky

Becky — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:16:54 +0000

People, this is embarrassing. I think being on this site has broken some of your humor detecting glands.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:00:43 +0000

Yup. That was the winning formula for The Andy Griffith Show.
Well, maybe there was no thief, but I strongly suspect that Goober was using meth.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:21:05 +0000

Mannequins with kill appeal ?

Can’t tell if this is glitter/glam rock

Maybe hard (as shiny dry dog doodie) rock

Dressed up with all the young dudes, we’ll
Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch…

Just watch what you’re stepping on if it’s shiny…
You break it…you bought it