Comments on: The half-donut bandit

By: sjank1

sjank1 — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:19:48 +0000

Yes take the whole donut… throw the rest away if you do not want it…. but I do not want your damn leftovers that you probably did not use a knife to cut.

By: Chiara

Chiara — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:29:48 +0000

But half a doughnut IS better than a full doughnut!! It’s half the calories of a full doughnut. And if you know how many calories you’re allowed in a day, it is possible that this is a very reasonable compromise.

And similarly the diet coke thing- the burger isn’t good but you might as well not add to it by having a lot of coke.

By: Nobody

Nobody — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:44:17 +0000

Some people order a Whopper with cheese meal and a diet coke not because they are concerned about eating healthy but because they are diabetic and cannot have the sugar in regular coke!

By: mamason

mamason — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:07:32 +0000

Jeff,

I think the answer is obvious and twofold much like your stomach.

You’re gay and you’re fat. *not that there’s anything wrong with that*

You’re welcome.

By: Jeff G

Jeff G — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:50:30 +0000

What does it mean if I’m a guy and I eat half a donut after having already eaten, say, for example, 3 others (thus 3.5 donuts total)?

Should just down that 4th?

Really? What if I’m totally stuffed, and I know I shouldn’t have even started the 4th, but it’s too late, now I’ve done it, but I really really can’t eat that last bit cuz I already had 3 donuts and I was actually not-at-all hungry when I had the 1st it was purely complusive, reflex greed, but now I’ve started that 4th and my whole body is screaming ‘no! no! stop, you can’t take any more!’ so to avoid puking or something equally gross, put down that last 1/2 a donut? What about that?

Thank you for your polite replies.

By: Creepy Neighbor

Creepy Neighbor — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:42:58 +0000

Holy crap to Dublin Dr. Pepper. I quit soft drinks, but if I pass through Dublin, I stop at the factory for one.

Also? Anyone who eats half a donut should be ashamed. That’s the food of several pantheons of gods. Eat as many as you can lay hands on.

By: OhLawdy

OhLawdy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:10:00 +0000

You know what you are, Only Eats Half of a Donut Person? YOU’RE A QUITTER. THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE.

And there’s no room for quitters, here.

Nor is there room for your closet fat ass.

By: OhLawdy

OhLawdy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:07:08 +0000

I knew the first time I saw you that you’d be ONE OF THOSE.

By: clumber

clumber — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:25:14 +0000

Get out of IT, Cheeky. The most sensible solution.

By: park rose

park rose — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:46:54 +0000

You made me lau! Or I guess, lauf, would follow your logic (not getting into the 'au'). I'm sure you're all familiar with the Ghoti fish, but I'll link to it anyway.

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:11:50 +0000

Is there a batter way to fritter away your time?

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:08:32 +0000

Thank you for the thumb, CG. Wished I could have gotten combat pay for every day that I worked at the Denny’s and saw people abusing their bodys by eating enough food to feed a starving nation in one sitting.

By: Wade

Wade — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 02:13:55 +0000

I say enouf is enouf! “Gh” is a gost of the past! I am throu with it!!

By: park rose

park rose — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:45:10 +0000

I don’t know what you’re refereeing to, Wade