Comments on: Granny doesn’t mess around

By: FuriousFanny

FuriousFanny — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:09:19 +0000

I think this pretty much gives Charity permission to shit in granny’s slippers.

By: bob

bob — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:56:37 +0000

pony girl –
It’s the security door to a business that employees use. This way, they won’t ring more than once. They’ll hope he doesn’t hear and they get a day off.

By: Jorge

Jorge — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:34:43 +0000

hey granny do you want to make love to me in the shower I love older women love you

By: LinLorienelen

LinLorienelen — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:09:21 +0000

Dear Granny,

I apologize for stinking and I respect your revoking my toilet usage.

Sorry about the sink.

Love,
Charity

By: wicked opinion

wicked opinion — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:03:59 +0000

I like how some people are taking Granny’s side in this. They are as insane as she is. I have a “friend” who did this to me when I stayed at her house for 2 months. Not only was there whining and bitching when I used the toilet (and the accompanying paper) but I was not allowed to cook (too smelly), use the land line (it was a flat rate and i was job hunting), sit on the front steps (??), have company over (paranoid much?), or take a shower over 5 minutes long (apparently some people skip certain bits). I paid rent, bought my own toilet paper, and ate frozen dinners for 6 weeks (which did NOT help the toilet using issue, let me tell you!) It was a total nightmare. The only way to know if someone is completely batshit is to live with them. Her mother is the same way so maybe it’s genetic.

By: F. Bliz

F. Bliz — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:38:15 +0000

I think I sent you this note a year ago, but I can’t remember. If not, someone else was at the Museum of Glass on the same day as me In the meantime, I shall take credit for the photo. Taken 9/27/08 on my Honeymoon

By: ace

ace — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:16:44 +0000

This is a fun place to be!

By: Renagade676

Renagade676 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:50:01 +0000

It was her irritable bowel syndrome acting up. She couldn’t UN-tape the seat.

On a more serious note:

Your grandma was showing signs of dementia, usually brought on by old age. Treated early, most of the effects can be undone before they’re permanent.

Be lucky your grandma didn’t wander off and take a crap on the neighbor’s back steps like my great-grandfather did.

By: charity

charity — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:10:23 +0000

I honestly to this day don’t know what that note was about. But by the time I was done staying with her… I was starting to get scared, she’d watch me while I slept, and accused me of stealing $14 SINGLES from her disorganized purse, than returning them the next day. IDK.

By: Maas

Maas — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:17:44 +0000

Could it be that it’s labeled “Anon” to keep random passers by from knowing the author’s name, and that he or she hopes the employee already knows his or her name?

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:40:37 +0000

I say,
Carefully remove tape and lift seat.
Lay a couple of sheets of Saran Wrap on the bowl.
Tape firmly with clear packing tape,
Replace seat and tape down as before…

By: pony girl

pony girl — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:23:40 +0000

There once was a lass from Nantucket,
who was forced to poo(h) in a bucket.
Though she’d sneak in at night,
th’ toilet lid was taped tight,
So she pooed on the top and said fuck it!

By: oi

oi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:15:55 +0000

Sounds like you are one of them.
Your fake laughing at old people won’t work if silver in hair is showing at the roots.

By: GK

GK — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:39:26 +0000

Don’t get her started on that little pest Chastity. She is so disowned. Passive-aggressively enough, Granny even “accidentally” let slip about how she’d rewritten her will. No moolah for you!