Comments on: All that’s missing is a smiley face and an xoxo

By: PandorazBox80

PandorazBox80 — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:45:42 +0000

That’s what I was thinking, too. “How about the futon, whore?” Though “futon whore” really is a great new insult. My new goal in life is to call at least one person per day a futon whore. But only in my mind, and highlighted in pink and yellow, of course.

By: prairielily

prairielily — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:46:34 +0000

I took the edit to be a correction of what the note writer called the person who edited the note.

“I’m sorry I called you skanky when Nate spent the night.”

“You called me a dirty slut bag!”

But yeah, I’m sure they were all catty and horrible to each other.

By: pony girl

pony girl — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:58:59 +0000

Assuming there is a contract.

By: zebra

zebra — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:44:39 +0000

If they signed a lease then legally she has to replace herself (find another roommate) or pay rent. The only exception is if they agreed otherwise.

So yes, she DOES have to pay rent. That’s the point of a signed contract.

By: aaa

aaa — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:48:04 +0000

True, true.

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:57:34 +0000

I don’t think it was intentional, though I could be wrong. I think the editor forgot a comma. Maybe silly, unintentionally funny bitches?

By: Nikki

Nikki — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:30:12 +0000

All of these comments are seriously making me giggle. “Futon whore” will now be added to my repertoire of insults.

I like the note writer. But I have to give some props to the bitches who came up with “futon whore”. Silly bitches. Silly, funny bitches.

By: KC Sunshine Band

KC Sunshine Band — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:52:58 +0000

This is so funny I forgot to post.

By: Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:40:45 +0000

Hmmmmm I read this sooooo differently than everyone else.

I think the note-writer K is a bit of a loser. She did fucky times with Nate, got kicked out and wrote a shitty whiney apology letter. I bet she owes the rent too, contractually speaking.

The roomies got the note, edited it and basically made fun of her and posted it at their digs so THEIR friends could see the note and laugh at K. Doesn’t matter if K sees it, their friends will and laugh at K being called a dirty slut whore and being chastised (naughty, naughty).

I think the roomies are the smart ones here (in an acidic sort of way). I probably would have made the same comments!

Team Roomies here. I think K is a whiner. And the roomies just made fun of her note!

By: JetJackson

JetJackson — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:21:34 +0000

Hmmm wishing for a ‘thumbs down’ is not enough… I need a ‘slap’ button.

By: Thanks!

Thanks! — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:21:11 +0000

I picture a futon whore as missing at least one tooth, wearing shorts that are too short, scraggly hair and a fishy smell. A lso a drug habit or two, hence the need to whore. Can’t run the bitch off and she’s always hogging the damn futon.

By: Critical Grass

Critical Grass — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:34:23 +0000

That’s what she s…

Sorry.

By: JetJackson

JetJackson — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:23:48 +0000

I disagree… I am going to slap the next person I hear say that.

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:16:43 +0000

To edit another’s work generally means making suggestions which improve the overall style and coherency of the original submission.